All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Read more Tyler Durden QuotesFrom: Fight Club
Well you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living
It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?