If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.
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The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?