I told you once, friend, if I ever get you down, you're going to need a lot of help to get back up again!
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It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.