Syndrome: Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? Ho, ho, ho...Syndrome: Oh - and got biz-zay! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good!
Dash: Hey, Lucius!Lucius: Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.Bob: Hey, hey! ICE of you to drop by.Lucius: Ha!Lucius: Never heard that one before.
Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good... I'm good.
Lucius: Honey?Honey: What?Lucius: Where's my super suit?Honey: What?Lucius: WHERE - IS - MY - SUPER SUIT?Honey: I, uh, put it away!Lucius: Where?Honey: Why do you need to know?Lucius: I need it!Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!Lucius: The public is in danger!Honey: My evening's in danger!Lucius: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! We are talking about the greater good!Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!