Olive: Do you eat ice cream?Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt.
Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.Grandpa: Are you gettin' any?Richard: Dad!Grandpa: You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?Richard: Come on, please.Grandpa: No? Jesus. You're what? Fifteen? My God, man!Richard: Dad!Grandpa: You should be gettin' that young stuff.Richard: Dad!Grandpa: That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world.Richard: Hey! Hey! Dad! That's enough! Stop it!Grandpa: Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard! See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man! You're talkin' about three to five.
Olive: What are you guys talking about?Grandpa: Politics.