Cop: Ma'am, are you aware that it's against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area?Miranda: What if you're married to one?
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Maitre D': Smoking or non-smoking?Stu: Non-smoking.Mrs. Doubtfire: Smoking!
Mrs. Doubtfire: Dear, I always say, a flawed husband is better than none at all.Miranda: Who needs a husband when I've got you?
Frank: Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman.Frank: Why wasn't I an only child?