George is getting frustrated!
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Elaine Benes: I couldn't find it anywhere. How did you get fleas anyway?Jerry Seinfeld: don't know. Who could've been in my apartment?Elaine Benes: I 've looked everywhere , even under the couch but all I could find were the stupid Chunky wrappers. I couldn't...Jerry Seinfeld: ... Wait a minute . Did you say Chunky wrappers?Elaine Benes: Yeah!Jerry Seinfeld: Let me see those.Jerry Seinfeld: Oh! I know the chunky that left these Chunkies... Newman! I've got him.
Jerry Seinfeld: Ah, excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Ciccio.Ciccio: Si, si, I'mma Ciccio.Jerry Seinfeld: Poppy sent me to see you, Mr. Ciccio.Ciccio: Si, si, Poppy.Jerry Seinfeld: Um, did he, did he mention to you why I called?Ciccio: Si, the house in Tuscana.Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, right, right. So is there anything there to rent?Ciccio: Si. Two million a Lira. You give me the check.Jerry Seinfeld: I didn't actually want to rent it.Ciccio: The keys, here are the keys. You give me the check. Two million a Lira. Seventeen hundred Americana. Molto generoso.Ciccio: Ah, si, si.Jerry Seinfeld: So see um, I didn't say that I wanted to rent it, I was just wondering if there were... houses there to rent.Ciccio: Si.Ciccio: Thissa one! Capiche?
George Costanza: I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!Jerry Seinfeld: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.