You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things.
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Jerry Seinfeld: Don't you see? You're just avoiding the middle man. You were gonna give her her spare keys, and she was gonna give 'em to me. So, all that's happening is that instead of giving them to her, you're giving them to me. It's just unfortunate that when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers. 'Cause then she would have given 'em to me, because she has mine. So then I would have never had to ask you for hers, so that I could get mine.George Costanza: You're right, how did I miss that?
Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!
Jerry Seinfeld: You faked with me?Elaine Benes: Yeah.Jerry Seinfeld: No.Elaine Benes: Yeah.Jerry Seinfeld: You faked it?Elaine Benes: I faked it.Jerry Seinfeld: The whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?Elaine Benes: Not bad, huh?Jerry Seinfeld: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?Elaine Benes: Fake, fake, fake, fake.