George Costanza: I am telling you, Jerry, having a secretary is incredible! I don't know why I didn't have one before.Jerry Seinfeld: Because you didn't have a job?George Costanza: Perhaps.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?George Costanza: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
George Costanza: Have you ever seen Elaine dance?Jerry: Elaine danced?George Costanza: More like a full body dry heave set to music.
I don't even like to use urinals. I've always been a stall man.