How about six? Six is good. You got a problem with six?
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Maryedith: Well I hope you're happy.Jerry Seinfeld: What?Maryedith: Now every word out of my son's mouth is fMaryedith: . You know what he said to me five minutes ago? Where's my FMaryedith: ing cupcake?
Helen Seinfeld: You're going underwater?Jerry Seinfeld: Yes. Generally that's where scuba diving is done.Helen Seinfeld: What do you have to go underwater for? What's down there that's so special?Jerry Seinfeld: What's so special up here?
Now, I know women often complain about the number of things you have to do to get male attention: the high heels, the pantyhose, the makeup. But let me tell you, it's even worse if you're a man. Because if you're a man, you don't know what to do. That's why we're building bridges, climbing mountains, exploring uncharted territories. You think we want to do these things? Nobody wants to build a bridge. It's really, really hard. Designing rockets, flying off into space... I guarantee you, every astronaut, when he comes back from space, goes up to a girl and goes, "So did you see me up there?"