Cosmo Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.Jerry: That's true.Cosmo Kramer: It's very refreshing.
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Kramer: Yo-Yo Ma!Jerry Seinfeld: What? Yo-Yo Ma?Kramer: What about him?Jerry Seinfeld: You just said, 'Yo-Yo Ma'.George Costanza: What's 'Yo-Yo Ma'?Jerry Seinfeld: He's a cellist.Jerry Seinfeld: You should see a doctor today.
Elaine: Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations.George Costanza: I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.Elaine: So you think that Puddy actually believes in something?Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets.Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons.Elaine: Yes, he is dumb.Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand.
George Costanza: I got a date with the sales woman. She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going onJerry Seinfeld: Ah, too bad you got a little George Costanza thing going on.