Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed? I am not an animal!
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You think you're better than me?
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
Jerry Seinfeld: You faked with me?Elaine Benes: Yeah.Jerry Seinfeld: No.Elaine Benes: Yeah.Jerry Seinfeld: You faked it?Elaine Benes: I faked it.Jerry Seinfeld: The whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?Elaine Benes: Not bad, huh?Jerry Seinfeld: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?Elaine Benes: Fake, fake, fake, fake.