Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?
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Jerry: I'm not letting you cheat Newman. You're not getting anywhere near that board.Newman: Jerry, I'm a little insulted.Jerry: You're not a little anything, Newman.
Jerry Seinfeld: So you saw Bania's act.Abby: He got two minutes into that Ovaltine thing and I just couldn't take it anymore.Jerry Seinfeld: I told you, it's like getting beaten with a bag of oranges.Abby: Why is he so obsessed with Ovaltine?Jerry Seinfeld: He just thinks that anything that dissolves in milk is funny.
Jerry Seinfeld: Ink a dink, a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you stink...Jerry Seinfeld: Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean, just because you kissed a girl behind a magazine...Kramer: No, no...Jerry Seinfeld: And...Kramer: What? Wha- wait a minute! No, no...Jerry Seinfeld: You... are... it!