Miranda: You haven't had a crush since Big.Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash.
Oh, I forgot to tell you - I'm a fire hydrant!
You can stay here with your boxes of shit and your shoe-eating dog, and knock yourself out putting on the rogaine and the speedstick!
Miranda: WHY didn't I use a condom?Carrie: You didn't use a condom?Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception!