Uncle Jack: As the great Johnny Cochran once said, if the glove doesn't fit, give up.Charlie Kelly: That is not what he said. How are you a lawyer Jack?
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Bobby Thunderstorm: Hey, now we're talking here. She's a killer!Dee Reynolds: You're goddamn right I'm a killer.Brianna: You look like a holocaust victim in pageant makeup.Dee Reynolds: I will eat your babies, bitch!Brianna: Bring it!Frank Reynolds: Nobody's eating anybody's babies.Bobby Thunderstorm: Hey, you looking to spur, little girl?Frank Reynolds: No, no. No fight. She's not ready.Dee Reynolds: Oh, I'm ready.Frank Reynolds: No, no, you're not ready.Dee Reynolds: I'm ready! Let me eat her babies!
Dee Reynolds: I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio - which is really weird because I've never been to Ohio. And this guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out of...Dennis Reynolds: You know what Dee, I don't want to hear about your dream, okay? I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them, and nobody's having sex, I just... don't care.
I've got a confession: I'm in love with a man. "What?" I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for God"? You betcha.
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