Charlie Kelly: Mac, why the hell did you sprint ahead of me, man?Mac: Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides.Dennis Reynolds: Jesus Christ.
Dennis Reynolds: Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?Dee Reynolds: Yep, it worked, it worked.Frank Reynolds: Well, as long as it works.
Mac: If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?Dennis Reynolds: You're going to hell, dude.Dee Reynolds: Seriously.
Dennis Reynolds: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with.Dee Reynolds: Bill Cosby.Frank Reynolds: The cards are a little outdated.