I'm gonna want the milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.
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I've got a confession: I'm in love with a man. "What?" I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for God"? You betcha.
Dennis Reynolds: Once the guests arrive, we will ply them with liquor, and then I will present to them this peace treaty that I will have them sign.Frank Reynolds: Why you always want people to sign creepy documents?Dennis Reynolds: Well, Frank, once something's in writing, that means it's set in stone. Then no one can do anything to stop me.
Hello. Hi, um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare please.
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