I've got a confession: I'm in love with a man. "What?" I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for God"? You betcha.
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What is your spaghetti policy here?
Charlie Kelly: Why is the witch-slave shooting at you anyways?Frank Reynolds: Maybe she used her sorcery.Dee Reynolds: Sorcery? Your dumb-dick partner walked into the bar and said he'd stolen a bunch of guns and asked if I wanted to shoot a pumpkin off his head. And of course I did, so here we are.Frank Reynolds: Damn your necromancy, woman!
Dennis always tells me, "Never let someone's resistance stop you from getting what you want."
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