Hello. Hi, um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is...

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Hello. Hi, um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare please.

Dennis Reynolds

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From: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia quotes

Charlie Kelly: Dennis, can I give you some advice?
Dennis Reynolds: Absolutely not.

Charlie Kelly, Dennis Reynolds

You want some insulin?

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!