Cheryl David: I am glad you're here.Larry David: Are you? I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth.
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You know what it is? You're always attracted to someone who doesn't want you, right? Well, here you have somebody who not only doesn't want you... doesn't even acknowledge your right to exist, wants your destruction! That's a turn-on.
Susie Greene: What is that, Lar?Larry David: Enjoy.Susie Greene: This is what you bring?Larry David: It's Italian bread.Susie Greene: Yeah but this doesn't go with my menu. You don't know what I'm serving. Don't impose your desires on my whole cuisine!
Larry: That shish-kebab, the whole night I couldn't get rid of it.Ben Stiller: Uh, yeah. I have a scratched retina.Larry: Oh.