I think you took the ball, stashed in your unusually large vagina, and marched right out of here.
Read more Larry David QuotesFrom: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry: That shish-kebab, the whole night I couldn't get rid of it.Ben Stiller: Uh, yeah. I have a scratched retina.Larry: Oh.
Doctor: Based on your signs and symptoms, when you twisted your body, your testicles got ensnared in the fly of your underwear, which acted like a noose, and it caused scrotal hematoma and contusion.Leon Black: Twisted balls.Doctor: In layman's terms, yes. It's...Leon Black: Twisted balls.Doctor: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a bruising, which will probably last about a week or so.Larry David: Oh, OK.Doctor: But, I would definitely recommend switching to a style of underwear with no fly.Larry David: No Fly Zone? Is that what you're telling me? I'm not wearing that underwear. OK?Leon Black: You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You've got long-ass balls.Larry David: I've got long balls?Leon Black: Doc, you've seen his balls, right?Larry David: Would you say my balls were unusually long?Doctor: They're a bit more distended than the average testicles.Leon Black: You got long-ass balls, Larry. "Long Ball Larry." That's your new name.Larry David: Long balls. Who the hell knew?Leon Black: Long balls. Change your drawers.
You know what it is? You're always attracted to someone who doesn't want you, right? Well, here you have somebody who not only doesn't want you... doesn't even acknowledge your right to exist, wants your destruction! That's a turn-on.