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Larry: I can't believe this guy's converting. Why's he doing that? You guys come to our side, we don't go to your side. Yeah. Jews don't convert. I'm really surprised.Cheryl David: Well, you know what, if he didn't convert she wouldn't marry him. I know that about Becky, she's very... she's very passionate about her religion.Larry: Why do Christians take everything so personally with Christ, ya know? It's like not only do you have to worship him, you want everybody to. It's like I like lobster. Do I go around pushing lobster on people? Do I say you must like lobster? "Eat lobster, it's good, it's good!" It's not only where you live, you go to Africa, you travel all over the world, "Eat lobster! Have some more lobster, it's good."Cheryl David: I don't really think it's the same...Larry: "WE WANT YOU TO HAVE LOBSTER!"Cheryl David: Lobster and religion, I really don't see the similarities.
Susie Greene: What is that, Lar?Larry David: Enjoy.Susie Greene: This is what you bring?Larry David: It's Italian bread.Susie Greene: Yeah but this doesn't go with my menu. You don't know what I'm serving. Don't impose your desires on my whole cuisine!
Larry: That shish-kebab, the whole night I couldn't get rid of it.Ben Stiller: Uh, yeah. I have a scratched retina.Larry: Oh.