Christina: Did you know that spicy food makes a man's cum taste delicious?Larry David: I did not know that.
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Uh, later dudes. S you in your As. Don't wear a C and J all over your Bs.
Richard Lewis: Listen, Saturday night, do me a favor. I love you, all right? We have enough good stuff in the bank to get over this. But Saturday night, at dinner, could we maybe, maybe try to have an apology from you?Larry David: First of all, there's no way I can have dinner with you on Saturday night. That's out.Richard Lewis: Hold it... am I hearing this?Larry David: I'm not... have dinner? Dinner?Richard Lewis: You know, our relationship's at stake right now.Larry David: Huh?Richard Lewis: The relationship's at stake.Larry David: Get outta here!Richard Lewis: You better call me later on, by sundown.Larry David: By sundown? What are you, Gary Cooper, by sundown?Richard Lewis: That's funny. You know, I'm trying not to laugh, but that's funny. You better call me by sundown.Larry David: By sundown? Is the posse gonna come get me?Richard Lewis: That's right.
See this thing? It's a mezuzah. Got that? And I need you to put it over the door here. This is like a Jewish thing - you know, we put it over the door so every anti-Semite in the neighborhood will know that we live here, in case they want to burn down the house.