Ted Mosby: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?Barney Stinson: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!
Hey kid, you know how your mom won't let you have ice-cream until after dinner? But then the waiting kind of makes it taste better? I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.
Barney Stinson: I see what you're doing, you didn't bring your dad here to marry us, you wanna get him back together with mom, which is completely insane, by the way.James Stinson: My dad is single, mom is single, your dad is happily married and with two kids. Which one makes more sense?Barney Stinson: I agree, it's a tie.
Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.