Rachel Green: Hi, Doctor, how are you?Dr. Ross Geller: Oh sure, you're nice to herRachel Green: She has the drugs!
Joey: Guess what job I just got?Chandler Bing: I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.Ross: What?Chandler Bing: Blue blazer back. He wants it back.Rachel: But, you said "black". Why would he want his blue blazer black?Chandler Bing: Well, you know what I meant.
Ross: While we're waiting, why don't you guys record your message to Emma?Chandler: Hi Emma. It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Monica: Oh, my god. Chandler. Why aren't you in Tulsa? Won't you get fired?Chandler: They can't fire me because I quit. I mean, why should everybody else do what they like, except for me.Monica: Oh, I'm so happy.Chandler: And, by the way, here are your Christmas presents.Ross: "A donation has been made in your name to the New York Ballet".Chandler: Ok, I don't have a JOB.