Monica Geller: Hey, You think you can keep it another night?Chandler: Santa, really?Monica Geller: Yeah, is that ok?Chandler: Did your dad ever dress up like santa?Monica Geller: No...Chandler: Then it's okay!
Monica Geller: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?Joey Tribbiani: Probably kill myself.Monica Geller: Excuse me?Joey Tribbiani: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.Dr. Ross Geller: Uhm, Joey... OMNI-potent.Joey Tribbiani: You are? I'm so sorry.
Chandler Bing: Where is she, where is she?Chandler Bing: Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?Rachel Green: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.Chandler Bing:Oh, oh, oh, that's her.Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.Phoebe Buffay: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...Chandler Bing: Oh my God!Janice Litman: OH... MY... GAWD!Rachel Green, Dr. Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani: OH... MY... GOD!
Rachel Green: I can't - I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me, please.Phoebe Buffay: It's negative.Rachel Green: What?Phoebe Buffay: It's negative.Rachel Green: Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really, really great news. You know? Because the whole not-being-ready and financial aspects - all that stuff. This is all just the way it's supposed to be.Monica Geller-Bing: Well, then great.Rachel Green: Thanks. God, this is so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had?... It's negative?Phoebe Buffay: No, it's positive.Rachel Green: What?Phoebe Buffay: It's not negative; it's positive.Rachel Green: Are you sure?Phoebe Buffay: Well, yeah - I lied before.Phoebe Buffay: Now you know how you really feel about it.Rachel Green: Oh, that's a risky little game.Monica Geller-Bing: Are you really going to do this?Rachel Green: Yeah. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby!Phoebe Buffay: With who?Rachel Green: Aw, it's still not the time.