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Phoebe: Look, Joey, I know.Joey: What?Phoebe: I knooow.Joey: Whaaaat?
Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
Joey: Or you know, you could do...Ross: What the hell are you doing?Joey: What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!Ross: What? How do you even know it's broken?Joey: You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me.Joey: What do you know? It's broken! That'll be $400.Chandler: Joey I saw you push him.Joey: You pushed him!Ross: Joey, I did not break this, okay?Ross: That has been broken for a while.Joey: Hey Chandler, remember when I told you about our fridge?Chandler: Uh-huh.Joey: I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.Ross: Do not give him any money!Joey: I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge!
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