Arthur Jeffries: So you have any single grandmothers?Penny: Sorry, they're both married.Arthur Jeffries: Happily?
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Sheldon Cooper: Penny?Sheldon Cooper: Penny?Penny: Penny?Sheldon Cooper: That's just wrong.
Stuart: Here, Sheldon, I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing.Sheldon Cooper: Excuse me! Spoiler alert!Stuart: But I didn't spoil anything.Sheldon Cooper: You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown, and once a mind is *pre*-blown, it cannot be re-blown.Stuart: I'm sorry.Sheldon Cooper: Said the Grinch to Christmas.
Oh no! They sent the wrong Spock! Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto!