Bazinga, punk! Now we're even!
Read more Sheldon Cooper QuotesFrom: The Big Bang Theory
Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, your food's getting cold.Sheldon Cooper: I'll eat later. Right now I'm suckling at the informative bosom of Mother Physics.Penny: Hot when Sheldon talks dirty.
Raj Koothrappali: You're so arrogant! If you were a superhero, your name would be Captain Arrogant. And you know what your superpower would be? Arrogance!Sheldon Cooper: You're wrong again. If my superpower were arrogance, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.
Penny: Uh, that doesn't sound good.Sheldon Cooper: Remember the old days when I used to point out that your check engine light was on?Penny: Yes.Sheldon Cooper: Well, we're ready to stroll down memory lane. Penny your check engine light is on.Penny: Yes, I know it's on Sheldon. Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't afford this right now.Sheldon Cooper: Maybe it's just something minor. Oh good news. The light just went out.