Sheldon Cooper: Penny?Sheldon Cooper: Penny?Penny: Penny?Sheldon Cooper: That's just wrong.
Sheldon Cooper: I admire you, Leonard.Leonard Hofstadter: Really? Why?Sheldon Cooper: You're happy with who you are. You don't get jealous of other people. Instead of being weighed down by ambition, you just float along like a dead body in a river.Leonard Hofstadter: I couldn't just take the compliment. I had to ask why.
Sheldon Cooper: I've been thinking a lot about relationships and how difficult they can be, and I think...Amy Farrah Fowler: I've been thinking about them, too, Sheldon. Being your girlfriend is so challenging. Emotionally, physically. I've been incredibly patient for years.Sheldon Cooper: Strongly disagree. Go on.Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay, well... this isn't easy to say, because I love you, but... I need some time to take a step back and reevaluate our situation.Sheldon Cooper: Oh.Amy Farrah Fowler: I hope you understand.Sheldon Cooper: Okay.Amy Farrah Fowler: Bye, Sheldon.Sheldon Cooper: Well, Gollum, you're an expert on rings.Sheldon Cooper: What do I do with this one?
Althea: I need a orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.Howard Wolowitz: You think you could you be a little more discreet?Althea: I'm sorry, we don't have a code for "robot hand grasping a man's penis".