Richard Castle: What happened?
Martha Rodgers: Alexis decided to crash Lauren's party, against our better judgment.
Richard Castle: And I take it that the, uh, party crashing didn't go so well?
Alexis Castle: None of this would have happened if Lauren wasn't the most conniving bitch in the entire world.
Richard Castle: Whoa!
Martha Rodgers: [waving it off] It's warranted.
Alexis Castle: When the band was performing, Lauren brought Ashley up on stage with her, and she kissed him. In front of everyone!
Richard Castle: Bitch!
Lanie Parish: Multiple GSWs. Entries look fairly small-caliber, probably a .22.
Kate Beckett: "Psycho The Rapist"? "Your out of time"?
Lanie Parish: Looks like a patient lost their patience.
Richard Castle: Also his command of grammar. "Your" should be U-apostrophe-R-E, as in "you are". That's not even a tough one, not like when to use "who" or "whom.
Kate Beckett: Do you really think *that's* the take-away here, Castle?
Richard Castle: I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.