Castle quotes

Javier Esposito: Maybe Castle's right. I mean, since we're going to be there, we might as well consider the Sapphire as a *potential* bachelor party venue.
Richard Castle: I'm so happy you said that, because there are a number of establishments down there that cater to bachelor party events. I think maybe we should take a little sampling.
Kevin Ryan: No, no, no. We are not sampling any clubs.
Javier Esposito: What? Come on, bro. Why are you stalling us on this?
Kevin Ryan: Look Javier, I...
Kevin Ryan: I got some bad news.
Kevin Ryan: I had to ask Jenny's half-brother, Nelson, to be my best man.
Javier Esposito: Nelson?... That guy I met at your birthday party? 16, with braces? Couldn't stop talking about being a mathlete?
Kevin Ryan: It was a family thing. I-I didn't have a choice.
Javier Esposito: Yeah, you did.
Richard Castle: No, actually, when it comes to weddings, you don't.
Richard Castle: Trust me. You do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.
Javier Esposito: This sucks.
Kevin Ryan: I know.
Javier Esposito: And I was gonna give you an awesome send-off, bro.
Kevin Ryan: I know.
Richard Castle: Well boys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it had to come to this. I didn't want it to, but it looks like we have no choice. There is no other way. IBPWOC. Impromptu Bachelor Party While On Case.

Javier Esposito, Richard Castle

Kevin Ryan: You know, if this were a horror movie, we'd be the first ones killed, splitting off like this.
Javier Esposito: Yeah, except we're not a couple of top-heavy co-eds out looking for fun. We're highly-trained officers of the law with enough firepower to take out a horde of undead.
Kevin Ryan: Hispanic and cocky. Yeah, you'd definitely die first.
Richard Castle: You know, if this was a horror movie...
Kate Beckett: Castle... focus.

Javier Esposito, Richard Castle

Javier Esposito: What are you guys doing?
Kevin Ryan: Hiding from creepy Beckett.

Javier Esposito