Kate Beckett: Richard Castle, you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice.
Richard Castle: You forgot making you look bad.
Kate Beckett: You know, for a minute there, you actually made me believe that you were human. Cuff him.
Richard Castle: Ooh. Bondage. My safe word is "apples."
Kate Beckett: Oh, there's no need to be gentle.
Richard Castle: How'd you find me, anyway?
Kate Beckett: I'm a detective. That's what I do.
Richard Castle: My mother told you, didn't she?
Kevin Ryan: Castle, how's the knee?
Richard Castle: It's not the knee so much as the boredom.
Javier Esposito: I thought you writers liked being alone.
Richard Castle: Yeah, if I could write. But the painkillers make me a little loopy. Last night, I used the word 'speculate' three times in the same sentence.
Kevin Ryan: Hmm. You *must* be bored. You've actually gone "Rear Window".
Richard Castle: Alexis got me those as a joke to cheer me up. I have not yet resorted to voyeurism.
Kevin Ryan: Then you are missing out.
Javier Esposito: What? Let me see.
Kevin Ryan: No. Hey!
Javier Esposito: Give me the binoculars!
Kevin Ryan: Dude, she was just about to take off her towel.
Javier Esposito: Oh, the towel's off.
Kevin Ryan: Yeah?
Kate Beckett: Unless the body that you're looking at is dead, I suggest you drop those binoculars.