Kate Beckett: Castle?
Richard Castle: Hmm.
Kate Beckett: Should I be worried about your commitment to our engagement?
Richard Castle: No. why?
Kate Beckett: 'Cause it says right here that you're getting back together with your ex-wife.
Richard Castle: What?
Kate Beckett: Right here, page six.
Richard Castle: "Castle caught cuddling with ex-wife publisher". No, no. This was a business lunch. We were discussing Heat and Storm books.
Kate Beckett: Oh, so, um, you weren't...
Kate Beckett: "gazing lovingly into her eyes"?
Richard Castle: She had spinach in her teeth! That's just... Okay. I don't... See, this wouldn't happen if you just let me announce our engagement.
Kate Beckett: We already talked about this. Everyone that's important to us already knows.
Richard Castle: Yes, and just because I'm a public figure doesn't mean you need to be one, too. I know.
Kate Beckett: Exactly.
Richard Castle: Well, so long as you don't mind this sort of thing happening.
Kate Beckett: I don't. 'Cause it's not true. And it only gives me more material to torture you with.
Richard Castle: Mmm, and the student becomes the master.
Kate Beckett: Yeah, well, I don't understand why they even care.
Richard Castle: Ah, why do people care about Brangelina?
Kate Beckett: Oh, so we're Brangelina now?
Richard Castle: No. No, no. We're... Rickate.
Richard Castle: No, we're Kate-ick.
Kate Beckett: Hmm...
Richard Castle: Cas-kett. Ooh, that's good! 'Cause of the whole murder thing? Caskett?