The Mentalist quotes

Patrick Jane: Oh, what do you have planned for the day? You don't officially have a case, do you? You can relax. Get a massage, mani-pedi.
Teresa Lisbon: No. I have to go and offer protection to the six people on your list, which you are going to give me.
Patrick Jane: I was hoping you'd opt for the massage.

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon

Ryan Kasmir: Is he going off script?
Teresa Lisbon: Yeah, he does that.

Teresa Lisbon

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads.

Patrick Jane