Patrick Jane: Life is a million to one. The universe is one big coincidence. Cosmically improbable coincidences happen all the time. We just don't notice them all.Kimball Cho: Or she's a witch.
Check on the girlfriend. She's got no real alibi other than being a hippie.
Patrick Jane: It was self-defense.Teresa Lisbon: Exactly, and if it was self-defense, she'll be acquitted.Patrick Jane: Oh, and the courts never get it wrong. The system never chews people up.Teresa Lisbon: We are the system, Jane. We get it right most of the time.
Patrick Jane: You really want me to tell you? It's gonna ruin the surprise.Teresa Lisbon: Yes. I don't like surprises.Patrick Jane: Three guesses then.Patrick Jane: I'll give you a hint.Patrick Jane: It's-it's not animal or vegetable.