Patrick Jane: Life is a million to one. The universe is one big coincidence. Cosmically improbable coincidences happen all the time. We just don't notice them all.Kimball Cho: Or she's a witch.
Teresa Lisbon: What do you think?Patrick Jane: Well, all cruelty stems from weakness, and this one's a quivering mass. Emotionally immature. Aggressively masculine. He harbors childhood pain tied to bedwetting or some similar humiliation. Yeah, he could be our killer, too.Teresa Lisbon: You're not making this easy.
Patrick Jane: Hey, Cho.Kimball Cho: Okay, how'd you do that?Patrick Jane: Well, you tread a little heavier than Lisbon. And Rigsby's car isn't in the lot.Kimball Cho: We've got a case and Lisbon's busy, so you and I are riding out.Patrick Jane: Excellent. I'll meet you downstairs.
Deputy Nick Fisher: What's this guy's problem?Teresa Lisbon: That would take way too long to answer.