Blair Waldorf: The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation that doesn't involve the apocalypse.Chuck Bass: We come in peace and with a purpose.
Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed. It's totally understandable and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?
Georgina Sparks: Dan Humphrey. Come to whisk me away for a secret rendezvous under the Tuscan sun? You're lucky you're on my free-pass list, otherwise Philip might have put up a fuss.Dan Humphrey: This invitation isn't about seduction, Georgina. It's about scandal.Georgina Sparks: Can't a girl have both? Philip will understand. We have an open marriage and a mutual understanding of each other.Dan Humphrey: I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write another book on the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.Georgina Sparks: Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.
Oh, you know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.