Serena van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.
Dan Humphrey: I'm saving you.Serena van der Woodsen: [upset] I don't need to be saved.Dan Humphrey: Really? 'Cause I could see your eyes rolling to the back of your head from across the room.
Blair Waldorf: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?Serena van der Woodsen: Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!Blair Waldorf: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
Okay, someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.