Pacey Witter Quotes

Pacey: You love me.
Joey: You bug me.

Dawson: Best thing we can do is just be ourselves, carry on in our typical, usual, distracting...
Pacey: Sordid love triangle ways.
Dawson: Leave it up to you to say the most inappropriate thing possible.
Pacey: Aw, I'm always dependable, my friend.
Joey: So very not funny.
Joey: Hi, Christopher.
Dawson: And the triangle becomes a square.
Pacey: Well put.

Joey: Look, I need to rent the English Patient.
Pacey: May I suggest a movie that doesn't completely blow?

Well, I met this girl. Andie's beautiful. She's smart, she's funny, she's... I tell you, this girl's really something special, Dad. For whatever reason she thinks I'm special too. So, why can't you see that? Why can't you see me? When did you give up on me? When I was five? 10? 12? I'm 16 years old now, Dad! And I'm here and I'm not perfect, but I try so hard for you! It's your job to love me, no matter who I am or what I become because you're my father! You're supposed to love me and give me confidence you drunkard son-of-a-bitch! I can't do this by myself.

I want to say that I am more ashamed of what I did in that classroom yesterday then I have ever done in my life. It was flat wrong and I have no case here. And I'm sorry, for the event. But not now, not ever, will I ever be apologetic for it's intention. Every day, we, the students of Capeside, come to a place where you guys are in charge. You tell us when to arrive, when to leave, when to move rooms, when to eat. You tell us when we're doing well, when we need to be doing better and we never ever question it because we're afraid to. To question it is to go against the belief that the entire system is built upon, the belief that you guys know what's right, and I'm not afraid to tell you that what happended in that classroom yesterday was not right. To make a student cry, to embarrass him, to strip of him of his dignity in front of the entire class is not right. While I do respect the system I do not respect men like you, Mr. Peterson. I don't, I can't, and I never will.

Pacey: So this is spring break, it doesn't really look like the brochures.
Audrey: Hey. I provided the house, you people we supposed to bring on the fun. There are some pizzas.
Joey: We could rent some movies...
Pacey: ...or play strip poker
Audrey, Joey, Jen: NO!
Pacey: Come on, its not like I haven't seen you all naked before. Ok, ok. we'll rent movies.

Dawson: This is in your hands; you can control this.
Pacey: This is the wrong time for an Obi-Wan moment, Dawson.

Dr. Rand: I'd like you to meet your new lab partner.
Joey: Him?
Pacey: Her? Dr. Rand, I'd like to lodge a formal protest. You never told me I was going to be working with a repressed control freak.
Joey: Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent upon some remedial underachiever.
Dr. Rand: I see introductions are unnecessary.

Pacey:Listen, I know I've been distant recently. But I'm scared. I'm falling hopelessly in love with you. And it's terrifying.
Andie: Don't worry, Pacey. I share your fear.
Pacey: Really?
Andie: Yeah, your exact fear.

Hey, what if Abby's mother saw us come in here together? She probably thinks I'm trying to get lucky in the middle of her daughter's memorial.

Pacey: If you came looking for an apology, you're barking up the wrong tree.
John Witter: No, I don't need one. I deserved it. Good for you for doing it.

Pacey: It seems to me that under the previous regimes in my life, every time I was studying, I was given a reward.
Joey: I offered you Chex Mix.
Pacey: And I'm not talkin' about Chex Mix. I'm talking about Tamara, and I'm talking about Andie. Let's just say that those 2 ladies, they trained me to equate studying with...
Joey: With what?
Pacey: Sex. I equate studying with sex, sex with studying. Now I get the studying, but no sex, you understand? So it's a little hard to get motivated these days.
Joey: So what you're saying is you're merely the innocent victim in some behavioral psychology experiment gone horribly awry.
Pacey: Yeah.
Joey: And you're desperately in need of some able-bodied female to help you provoke those pre-conditioned Pavlovian homework responses?
Pacey: Yes.
Joey: That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard, Pacey.

He's like the brother I never had.

Jen: Well, because right now you've gotta walk through that front door and tell your best friend that the only girl in the universe he can't live without...
Pacey: Is the same one that I can't live without.

I remember everything.

Sisters are off-limits. They're like mothers, only pretty.

Pacey: ...This is... this is your life, and you should enjoy it.
Joey: How can I enjoy it without you?

Pacey Witter: All right, which one of you inbred, redneck, freaks crashed into my car tonight? Show of hands, anyone? Was it you? Or you? Come one, someone say something.
Vic: Get outta my diner!
Pacey Witter: Oh no, mister. I will not. One of your patrons in here smashed into my car out on the road just a few minutes ago.
Vic: Not my problem, boy!
Pacey Witter: Oh, but it is your problem. If the person is in here and you're hiding him...
Vic: Leave!
Pacey Witter: Oh my! You really should think about seeing a dentist.

I am a firm believer that things happen for a reason and things have a wonderful habit of working themselves out regardless of how you may plan them to the contrary...

Audrey Liddell: You think we should wake him?
Pacey Witter: Well, we should. As much as I've enjoyed his ramblings and his questionable taste in music, he has bragged about the number of times he's seen you naked.
Audrey Liddell: He has never seen me naked.
Pacey Witter: Really? He knows about the tattoo on you-know-where.
Audrey Liddell: Wake up you little pervert!
Jack Osbourne: What the
Jack Osbourne: ?
Audrey Liddell: What's this about you seeing me naked?
Jack Osbourne: What the
Jack Osbourne: did you tell her?
Pacey Witter: Only what you told me, chief.
Jack Osbourne: Oh, thanks a lot! Thanks a
Jack Osbourne: lot! I confide in you, and this is what I get?
Audrey Liddell: I'm listening, Jack.
Jack Osbourne: Well, you know that telescope in my bedroom? Well, I didn't exactly do much star gazing.
Audrey Liddell: I'm so telling your father!
Jack Osbourne: Go ahead, he had a peak too. And I might say that he was really impressed.
Audrey Liddell: Okay, then I'm telling your mother, and she's really gonna kick your ass, Jack!
Jack Osbourne: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Out of my
Jack Osbourne: way. I gotta take a
Jack Osbourne: piss.

Pacey Witter: Wow. May I say that you are looking ravishing today?
Emma Jones: And yet I can't even see you because you're so transparent.

Pacey Witter: Rich, please. I'm just asking you for this one small favor, just one time. No one will know about this. It will only stay between you and me. After that, I'll never ask your for anything in this lifetime again or the...
Rich Rinaldi: Read my lips: I... don't... do... favors... Witter!
Pacey Witter: Why not? Because, God fobid, you'd have to drop the Gordon Gekko routine for a minute or two? This will be so easy for you just help me out here!
Rich Rinaldi: Help you out? I gave you this job, Witter! I showed you how things worked around here. I also gave you a chance to escape some bottom-feeding existence from that small, seaside, hick town where you grew up. And every step of the way, you have been a soulful, moralistic, holier-than-thou pain in my ass! So you tell me, why should I help you out?