Mr. Bernstein Quotes

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.

President's niece, huh? Before Mr. Kane's through with her, she'll be a president's wife.

Mr. Kane is finishing the review you started - he's writing a bad notice. I guess that'll show you.

Who's the busiest man? Me? I've got nothing but time! What do you wanna know?

A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges.

We never lost as much as we made.

Well, it's no trick to make a lot of money if all you want is to make a lot of money.