Jack Sparrow Quotes

I want my jar of dirt!

Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Ah! A heading. Set sail in a... uh... a general... that way! direction.

She's only a ship, mate.

Jack Sparrow : Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech : Keys... unlock... things?

Cotton's Parrot : Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow : What did the bird say?

'Ello beastie.

You know, Lizzie, I happen to be captain of a ship. And, as captain, I could perform... a mar-i-age. Right here, on this deck, right now.

Jack Sparrow : Er, Mr. Gibbs...
Gibbs : Aye.
Jack Sparrow : I feel sullied and unusual.

One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Savvy?

Marty : It's a key!
Jack Sparrow : No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key.

Still rooting for you, mate!

Lum se se, eunuch-y. Snip snip.

Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

As you were, gents.

Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.

Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

Jack Sparrow : Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow : Oh... that's why.

Tia Dalma : Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow : Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma : Yes.
Jack Sparrow : ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma : If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow : No!
Tia Dalma : Then it helps.

Jack Sparrow : Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
Jack Sparrow : ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Gibbs : So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack Sparrow : No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs : So, we're setting out to find this key?
Jack Sparrow : Now you're not making any sense at all.

Gibbs : Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea!
Jack Sparrow : Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible.
Gibbs : That seems a bit contradictory, Captain.
Jack Sparrow : I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!

Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Gibbs : Where's the Commodore?
Jack Sparrow : He fell behind.
Gibbs : My prayers be with him.
Gibbs : Best not wallow in our grief!

Jack Sparrow : Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
Jack Sparrow : Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow : I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Oh bugger.

Jack Sparrow : Not so bad...
Jack Sparrow : [he looks down and sees his old hat] Oh!
Jack Sparrow : 'Ello, beastie.

Jack Sparrow : Mr. Gibbs.
Gibbs : Captain.
Jack Sparrow : We have a need to travel upriver.
Gibbs : By "need," do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say, a passing fancy?
Jack Sparrow : No, a resolute and unyielding need.

You mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me.

Gibbs : You know that don't do no good.
Jack Sparrow : It does me.

No, no! More wood! Big fire! I am chief! Want big fire!

Jack Sparrow : How are we going?
Gibbs : Including those four? That gives us... four.