Jack Sparrow Quotes

I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.

If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.

You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium.

Davy Jones : Do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow : You have no idea.

Davy Jones : The chest! Hand it over!
Jack Sparrow : I can set you free, mate!
Davy Jones : My freedom was forfeit long ago!

Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Davy Jones : You can do nothing without the key!
Jack Sparrow : I already have the key!
Davy Jones : No, you don't.
Jack Sparrow : Oh, that key.

Davy Jones : Ha ha... Lookie here boys. A lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly!
Jack Sparrow : To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!

Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited!

Can't spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.

Parley...

Jack Sparrow : Mr. Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow : Aye, Captain.
Jack Sparrow : What say you about the conditions of this tack line?
Jack Sparrow : It be proper to my eyes, sir.
Jack Sparrow : Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir. It is not acceptable, nor adequate. It is, in obvious fact, an abomination.

Jack Sparrow : As per the overall plan, you are aboard the Flying Dutchman...
Jack Sparrow : However, there is this little kink of being stuck in the brig...
Jack Sparrow : Go away!
Jack Sparrow : What, back to the Locker?
Jack Sparrow : Not without you, Jackie boy.
Jack Sparrow : Stab the heart... live forever. If you're in the brig... who's to stab the heart?

Jack Sparrow : Mr. Gibbs!
Gibbs : Aye, cap'n?
Jack Sparrow : You may throw my hat if you wish.
Gibbs : Aye, AYE!
Gibbs : Hurrah!
Jack Sparrow : Now go and get it.

Jack Sparrow : I miss him already
Jack Sparrow : He was quite charming, wasn't he?
Jack Sparrow : NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain.

MY peanut!

Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.

We must fight... to run away!

Jack Sparrow : Done?
Lord Cutler Beckett : Done. Although if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find my way to Shipwreck Cove.
Lord Cutler Beckett : Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack Sparrow : Without me, you'd arrive at the Cove and find it a fortress, nigh-impregnable, able to withstand a blockade for years. Then you'll be wishing "Oh, if only there was someone I hadn't killed inside, to make sure the pirates come OUTside..."
Lord Cutler Beckett : And you can do this?
Jack Sparrow : You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?
Jack Sparrow : I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.

Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

Jack Sparrow : You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs : Aye.
Jack Sparrow : I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs : What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow : Larry.

Jack Sparrow : He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack Sparrow : and you felt guilty,
Jack Sparrow : and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack Sparrow : Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Jack Sparrow : I'm standing over there with them.

Jack Sparrow : What? You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
Captain Teague : It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.

Lord Cutler Beckett : You're mad.
Jack Sparrow : Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
Jack Sparrow : And that was without even a single drop of rum.