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Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)  image

Directed by:James Gunn
Written by: James Gunn, Nicole Perlman
Starring: Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper
Released on: August 1, 2014
Taglines: From the studio that brought you "The Avengers

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Quotes

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people. image

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.

We'll follow your lead. image

We'll follow your lead.

This was my opportunity to get away from Thanos. image

This was my opportunity to get away from Thanos.

We're just like Kevin Bacon. image

We're just like Kevin Bacon.

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Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies. image

Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies.

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Spare me your foul gaze woman! image

Spare me your foul gaze woman!

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You killed Groot! image

You killed Groot!

YOU'RE... MAKING... ME... BEAT... UP... GRASS! image

YOU'RE... MAKING... ME... BEAT... UP... GRASS!

Quit smiling, ya idiot, you're supposed to be professional.  image

Quit smiling, ya idiot, you're supposed to be professional.

Star-Lord : Here you go.
Rocket Raccoon : Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.
Star-Lord : What?
Rocket Raccoon : No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?
Star-Lord : I had to transfer him 30,000 units!

Korath the Pursuer : Star-Lord!
Peter Quill : Finally!

Denarian Saal : Peter Quill, this is Denarian Saal. For the record, I advised them against trusting you.
Peter Quill : They got my dick message.
Denarian Saal : Prove me wrong!

Rhomann Dey : He's also known as Star-Lord.
Nova Corps Officer : Who calls him that?
Rhomann Dey : Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...
Peter Quill : Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works..

Ronan : Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought?
Peter Quill : Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday...
Ronan : What are you doing?
Peter Quill : Dance-off, bro. Me and you.
Peter Quill : Gamora.
Peter Quill : Subtle, taking it back.
Ronan : What are you doing?
Peter Quill : I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!

Nova Prime Rael : The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.
Peter Quill : Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?

Peter Quill :HEY, HEY, HEY! That's mine! Hey, take those headphones off, right now!
Peter Quill : Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!

I was only a kid when I left Earth, and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me.

I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.

Yondu Udonta : We're Ravagers, we got a code.
Peter Quill : Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody.

Peter Quill : Thank you.
Rhomann Dey : I have a wife and child on Xandar. Thanks to you, they're still alive.

The Collector : These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilisations like wheat in a field.
Peter Quill : There's a little pee coming out of me right now.

Rhomann Dey : Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.
Peter Quill : Star-Lord
Rhomann Dey : Sorry. "Lord."
Rhomann Dey : I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name. Yeah. Stay out of the way.
Peter Quill : Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.

Yondu Udonta : When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you. They ain't never tasted Terran before. I saved your life!
Peter Quill : Oh, will you shut up about that? God! Twenty years, you've been throwing that in my face, like it's some great thing, not eating me! Normal people don't even think about eating someone else! Much less that person having to be grateful for it! You abducted me, man. You stole me from my home and from my family.

Korath the Pursuer : You don't look like a junker. You're wearing Ravager garb.
Peter Quill : This is just an outfit, man.
Peter Quill : Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me.

Gamora : Nebula! Sister, help us fight Ronan. You know he's crazy!
Nebula : I know you're both crazy!

Whatever nightmares the future holds are but dreams compared to what's behind me.

Gamora : It's time we stand up for what is right.
Nebula : Ha.

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery!

Cease your yammering and relieve us from this arson confinement. image

Cease your yammering and relieve us from this arson confinement.

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Rhomann Dey : I have a family who are alive because of you. Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.
Rocket Raccoon : Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?
Rhomann Dey : Well you will be arrested.
Rocket Raccoon : But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Rhomann Dey : Still illegal.
Rocket Raccoon : That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?
Rocket Raccoon : What are you laughing at? Why? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?
Drax the Destroyer : What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?
Rhomann Dey : That's... that's actually murder. It's one of the worst crimes of all, so also illegal.
Drax the Destroyer : Hmm.

Nebula : Gamora, you've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous...
Drax the Destroyer : No one talks to my friends like that.

Drax the Destroyer : I like your knife, I'm keeping it.
Moloka Dar : That was my favorite knife.

Drax the Destroyer : This one shows spirit. He shall make a keen ally in the battle against Ronan. Companion, what were you retrieving?
Drax the Destroyer : You're an imbecile.

Groot : I am Groot!
Rocket Raccoon : I know they're the only friends we've ever had!

Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon : Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Rocket Raccoon : No, Groot! You can't! You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?
Groot : We are Groot.

They crumpled my pants up into a ball. That's rude! They folded yours.

Rocket Raccoon : Put him in the bag. Put him in the bag!
Rocket Raccoon : No! Not her, him! Learn genders, man.

Let's get something clear! This one here is our booty. You wanna get to him, you go through us... or, more accurately, we go through you!

Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!

Mantis : It's beautiful.
Drax : It is. And so are you.
Drax : On the inside.

There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.

Mantis, look out!Drax : How did you get to this weird dumb planet?

Mantis : Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.

Drax : So you're a pet.

Mantis : I suppose.

Drax : People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?

Mantis : I am hideous?

Drax : You are horrifying to look at. Yes. Bu-But that's a good thing.

Mantis : Oh?

Drax : When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... Beautiful people never know who to trust.

Mantis : Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly.This gross bug lady is my new friend.

Nebula : All any of you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.
Drax : You're right... We're family.

Drax : How did you get to this weird dumb planet?
Mantis : Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.
Drax : So you're a pet.
Mantis : I suppose.
Drax : People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?
Mantis : I am hideous?
Drax : You are horrifying to look at. Yes. Bu-But that's a good thing.
Mantis : Oh?
Drax : When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... Beautiful people never know who to trust.
Mantis : Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly.

Ow! My nipples!

Die, spaceship!

You don't have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.

Out of the way, dumber smaller Groot!

Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast!

Screw you, spaceship!

Drax : Those pools, they remind me of a time when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my home world. She was like you.
Mantis : Disgusting?
Drax : Innocent.

You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.

Mantis : Drax! We need to talk!
Drax : I'm sorry... but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Mantis : What?
Drax : I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting.
Mantis : What are you doing?
Drax : Ugh... I'm imagining... being with you physically

Mantis : Drax! That's not what I... I don't like you like that! I don't even mate with the... type of thing you are!
Drax : Hey! There's no need to get personal.
Mantis : Listen! Ego has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!

Drax : You Remind me of my daughter
Mantis : Oh. is she disgusting?
Drax : She is Innocent

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