Harry Potter Quotes

Hermione Granger : Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter : But I am the Chosen One.
Harry Potter : Sorry... kidding!

Rubeus Hagrid : Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It's the eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folk.
Harry Potter : Not to mention the pincers...

Be brave, Professor. Be brave like my mother... Otherwise, you disgrace her. Otherwise, she died for nothing. Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty... forever.

Fight back, you cowards, fight back!

Snape! He trusted you!

Waitress : "Harry Potter." Who's Harry Potter?
Harry Potter : Oh, no one. Bit of a tosser, really.

Albus Dumbledore : Are you and her...?
Harry Potter : Oh no, no, no. I mean, she's brilliant, but we're friends.

Fight back, you cowards!

I never noticed how beautiful this place is.

Harry Potter : I'm not coming back Hermione. I've got to finish whatever Dumbledore started, and I don't know where that'll lead me, but I'll let you and Ron know where I am when I can.
Hermione Granger : I've always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick. You don't really think you're going to be able to find all those horcruxes by yourself do you? You need us Harry.

Waitress : "Harry Potter." Who's Harry Potter?
Harry Potter : Oh, no one. Bit of a tosser, really.

Ginny Weasley : That can stay hidden up here too, if you like.
Ron Weasley : So, did you and Ginny do it, then?
Harry Potter : What?
Ron Weasley : You know, hide the book?
Harry Potter : Oh... yeah.

Ron Weasley : What do you think Dean sees in her?
Harry Potter : Well, she's funny, smart, attractive.
Ron Weasley : Attractive?
Harry Potter : She has nice... skin.
Ron Weasley : Skin? You're saying he's dating my sister because she has nice skin?

Ron Weasley : Hermione has nice skin.
Harry Potter : Oh, yes. Very nice.

Harry Potter : Did you know, sir? Then?
Albus Dumbledore : Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No. If I had...

Harry Potter : What happens when you break an Unbreakable Vow?
Ron Weasley : You die.

Remus Lupin : You're blinded by hatred.
Harry Potter : No I'm not!
Remus Lupin : Yes you are!

Harry Potter : But, Sir, I thought we weren't allowed to apparate on Hogwarts' grounds.
Albus Dumbledore : Well, being me... has its privileges.

Ron Weasley : He even sleeps with it.
Harry Potter : I don't sleep with it!

Horace Slughorn : Harry! I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately!
Harry Potter : That would be counterproductive, sir!
Horace Slughorn : What makes you say that?
Harry Potter : No idea!

Horace Slughorn : Exactly how did you get out of the castle, Harry?
Harry Potter : Through the front door sir.

Ron Weasley : You heard Snape say he's made an Unbreakable Vow?
Harry Potter : Yes. What does it mean?
Ron Weasley : Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow!
Harry Potter : I worked that much out for myself, funny enough.

Horace Slughorn :Harry!
Harry Potter : Sir!