Deadshot Quotes

Latest Deadshot quotes from Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

Deadshot

Deadshot chatacter image

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Deadshot is played by Will Smith in Sonic the Hedgehog (2020).

Quotes

Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me. image

Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.

#1

Tell me. Do you bleed? You will. image

Tell me. Do you bleed? You will.

#2

 Did you hear something? image

Did you hear something?

#3

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true. image

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true.

No one stays good in this world. image

No one stays good in this world.

#5

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry. image

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.

#6

Give me some scotch. I'm starving. image

Give me some scotch. I'm starving.

#7

You're not brave. Men are brave. image

You're not brave. Men are brave.

#8

We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family. image

We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family.

#9

You're not brave... men are brave. You say that you want to help people, but you can't feel their pain... their mortality... It's time you learn what it means to be a man.

#10

I have to sing, I have to play. The music, it’s not just in *me*, it *is* me. When life gets me down, I play my guitar. The rest of the world may follow the rules, but I must follow my heart. You know that feeling, like there’s a song in the air and it’s playing just for you. I hope you like it.

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know. image

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

#12

And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey has reached its end. You start with something pure, Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering... but then I thought

And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey has reached its end. You start with something pure, Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering... but then I thought "why stop there?" Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tie it with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away...I am Iron Man.

#13

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. image

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

#14

Is it stealing if you steal from another thief? image

Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?

#15

Love is for children. I owe him a debt. image

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel. image

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

#17

Clark Kent: What did you do?
Bruce Wayne: I bought the bank.

#18

[Eyes turning red] Where is she?

#19

I could do this all day. image

I could do this all day.

#20

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. image

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

#21

She's too powerful, I have no hammer. image

She's too powerful, I have no hammer.

#22

I don't get always what I want. image

I don't get always what I want.

#23

I know, I’m not supposed to love music. But my great-grandma Coco’s father was the greatest musician of all time, Ernesto de la Cruz. One day he left with his guitar and never returned, now my family thinks music is a curse.

#24

I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different. image

I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different.

#25

I've killed things from other worlds before. image

I've killed things from other worlds before.

#26

This is not going to go the way you think! image

This is not going to go the way you think!

I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason. image

I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason.

#28

I can save today. You can save the world image

I can save today. You can save the world

#29

You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can't take away - I am Iron Man. image

You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can't take away - I am Iron Man.

#30

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? image

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

#31

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets. image

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.

#32

Following is not really my style. image

Following is not really my style.

#33

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur. Son of... a bitch!

#34

I'm not overly fond of what follows. image

I'm not overly fond of what follows.

#35

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose. image

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

#36

I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to. image

I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.

#37

Ernesto de la Cruz: I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

#38

There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. [first lines of movie] image

There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. [first lines of movie]

#39

I can do this all day. image

I can do this all day.

#40

Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already! image

Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!

#41

The mystery of whose story it will be. Of who draws the curtain. Who is it that chooses our steps in the dance? Who drives us mad? Lashes us with whips and crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible? Who is it, that does all of these things? Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we will never die? Who teaches us what is real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we will die to defend? Who chains us? And who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

#42

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy. image

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.

#43

 There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best.

There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best."

#44

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. image

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one.

#45

#46

Finally, someone who speaks English. image

Finally, someone who speaks English.

#47

We have hulk. image

We have hulk.

#48

Thor: I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed! [pause] Please don't cut my hair! Noooooo!

#49

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again? image

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again?

#50

My destiny is to rule all others. image

My destiny is to rule all others.

#51

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me. image

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.

#52

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I am actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

#53

Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately. image

Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.

#54

[Bruce Wayne] Maybe it's that Gotham City and me... we just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

#55

All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization. image

All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization.

#56

I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me. image

I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

Abuelita: "Día de Muertos" has begun, it is the one night of the year our ancestors can come visit us.
Miguel: I thought it might have been one of those made up things.
Miguel: I was just…
Abuelita: Shhhh.
Miguel: But…
Abuelita: Tonight is about family.

#58

Mama Imelda: Miguel, what's going on?
Miguel: Remind me how I know you?
Head Clerk: They’re your family.

#59

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you. image

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.

Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.

It always ends in a fight. image

It always ends in a fight.

#62

I don't like it when you have plans.

#63

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life. image

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life.

#64

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. image

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.

#65

She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face. image

She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face.

#66

I love you 3000. image

I love you 3000.

#67

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. image

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid! image

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!

Stop! image

Stop!

 I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile. image

I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile.

How dare you attack the son of Odin! image

How dare you attack the son of Odin!

#72

 Yo, that 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me. image

Yo, that 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me.

You're big. I've fought bigger. image

You're big. I've fought bigger.

#74

 This guy don't wanna win no battle, he's shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS. image

This guy don't wanna win no battle, he's shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this! image

Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this!

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves. image

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

#77

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit. image

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit.

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people. image

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.

#79

I like this one. image

I like this one.

#80

The only thing permanent in life is impermanence. image

The only thing permanent in life is impermanence.

#81

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please! image

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please!

#82

Faster, ladies! Come on! My GRANDMOTHER has more life in her, God rest her soul. move it! image

Faster, ladies! Come on! My GRANDMOTHER has more life in her, God rest her soul. move it!

#83

You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming. image

You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.

#84

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away. image

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away.

You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

#86

Raise the mizzenmast! Jib the topsails!

#87

You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity. image

You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity.

Dr. Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny. image

Dr. Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny.

#89

 Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done. image

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done.

Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free. image

Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free.

Life is about growth and change. But you, my dear god of mischief brother, just want to stay the same.

#92

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you. image

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you.

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!

#94

 Remember... image

Remember...

#95

We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours. image

We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours.

#96

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on. image

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on.

If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

#98

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen? image

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?

#99

 Death to any other Mother. image

Death to any other Mother.

#100

Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us. image

Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us.

Dory : I don't. image

Dory : I don't.

#102

Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over? image

Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?

#103

Simba, you must remember who you are: the one true king. image

Simba, you must remember who you are: the one true king.

#104

Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful. image

Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful.

#105

You know what, if the country were run by people like you, Irving Rosenfeld, we'd be living in Eastern Europe or Guatemala. image

You know what, if the country were run by people like you, Irving Rosenfeld, we'd be living in Eastern Europe or Guatemala.

 You must take your place... in the circle of life. image

You must take your place... in the circle of life.

#107

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going! image

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!

#108

 Look at the stars, the great kings look down on us from those stars... And so will I. image

Look at the stars, the great kings look down on us from those stars... And so will I.

#109

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the god of death! What were you the god of, again?

#110

Stay low to the ground, check the wind... the shadows, and wait for the perfect moment to pounce. image

Stay low to the ground, check the wind... the shadows, and wait for the perfect moment to pounce.

#111

What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

#112

As I live and breathe,

As I live and breathe, "the Wolverine".

#113

Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.
Tony Stark: Apparently I am volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

#114

No. No! NO! image

No. No! NO!

#115

Look closer. You see, he lives in you. image

Look closer. You see, he lives in you.

#116

I'm a fan, by the way. image

I'm a fan, by the way.

#117

Tony Stark: [Covering one eye] How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.

#118

Showtime, boy! image

Showtime, boy!

#119

 It is time. image

It is time.

#120

Agent Phil Coulson: [on phone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

#121

Stop shooting! She heals. image

Stop shooting! She heals.

#122

Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Thor: Hey, big guy. Sun is getting real low.
[Hulk grabs Thor and beats him]
Loki: YES! That's what it feels like!

#124

See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced. image

See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced.

#125

I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby. image

I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby.

#126

Beware the light. image

Beware the light.

#127

"Pussy"

The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction. image

The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction.

[Bruce Wayne] Criminals are like weeds, Alfred; pull one up, another grows in its place. This is about the future of the world. This is my legacy.

#130

People wanna fight! image

People wanna fight!

 There's still hope. Don't do this! image

There's still hope. Don't do this!

I have a very bad feeling about this. image

I have a very bad feeling about this.

Clerk: [sneezing] I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

#134

What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log? image

What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?

#135

I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now. image

I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now.

She's coming. image

She's coming.

Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me. image

Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me.

 I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget? image

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat. image

Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat.

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. image

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

This is your fault, Charles. image

This is your fault, Charles.

#142

 Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life! image

Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life!

 They're right to fear me. image

They're right to fear me.

#144

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie? image

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie?

Why did you make me do that? She was my friend... image

Why did you make me do that? She was my friend...

#146

 I'm scared. And when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love. image

I'm scared. And when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love.

#147

Abuelita: Miguel, eat your food. Here, have some more.
Miguel: No, gracias.
Miguel: I mean, si.
Abuelita: Now, that is what I thought you said.

#148

All this time I've been living my life the way my father saw it. Righting wrongs for a ghost, thinking I'm here to do good. Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas. image

All this time I've been living my life the way my father saw it. Righting wrongs for a ghost, thinking I'm here to do good. Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas.

#149

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding. image

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

#150

That's something you can't unsee. image

That's something you can't unsee.

#151

  You seem to bring me the rough, but not the diamond. image

You seem to bring me the rough, but not the diamond.

#152

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind? image

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind?

 I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this. image

I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

#154

What in the Sam Hill? image

What in the Sam Hill?

#155

 When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you. image

When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.

#156

I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it. image

I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.

#157

Who sent you? Who are you working for? image

Who sent you? Who are you working for?

#158

Oh shit this is cold! Shit, shit, shit. image

Oh shit this is cold! Shit, shit, shit.

#159

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. image

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

#160

 That boy may have just saved the war for us. image

That boy may have just saved the war for us.

#161

So, you wanna go to a real party? image

So, you wanna go to a real party?

#162

Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass. Oh, and one more thing... don't wake the mother.

#163

And we're ready. image

And we're ready.

That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off. image

That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off.

#165

A hundred years ago I walked away from mankind; from a century of horrors... Men made a world where standing together is impossible. image

A hundred years ago I walked away from mankind; from a century of horrors... Men made a world where standing together is impossible.

The man wants to die! image

The man wants to die!

#167

You know, it's true what they say about little boys: born with no natural inclination to share. image

You know, it's true what they say about little boys: born with no natural inclination to share.

 The Gods only protect the strong. image

The Gods only protect the strong.

#169

Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us... image

Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us...

#170

 Peace is for women and the weak. image

Peace is for women and the weak.

#171

"You want to pick that shit up?"

#172

First lines of sucker punch
Everyone has an Angel. A Guardian who watches over us. We can't know what form they'll take. One day, old man. Next day, little girl. But don't let appearances fool you, they can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they're not here to fight our battles, but to whisper from our heart. Reminding that it's us. Its everyone of us who holds power over the world we create.

#173

Blue: Did you lose your fight, huh?
Babydoll: No, I just found it.

#174

You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid... image

You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid...

I only know one truth, it's time for the Jedi to end. image

I only know one truth, it's time for the Jedi to end.

 I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really.. image

I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really..

#177

 There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood. image

There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.

 Oh, I'm in trouble. image

Oh, I'm in trouble.

#179

So much for being a survivor. image

So much for being a survivor.

 It's a beautiful night. image

It's a beautiful night.

#181

 Do what you were made for! image

Do what you were made for!

Patroclus : Nervous?
Achilles : Petrified. image

Patroclus : Nervous?
Achilles : Petrified.

#183

Imagine if they were metal... image

Imagine if they were metal...

 The gods envy us. image

The gods envy us.

#185

 Is there no one else? Is there no one else? image

Is there no one else? Is there no one else?

#186

 Yeah, this isn't going well! image

Yeah, this isn't going well!

 Do not get me into trouble. image

Do not get me into trouble.

#188

 You are a far better king than the one leading this army. image

You are a far better king than the one leading this army.

#189

 Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay? image

Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay?

 Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory! image

Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory!

#191

 No friggin' way that thing's still not down... image

No friggin' way that thing's still not down...

  You can sleep when you're dead! image

You can sleep when you're dead!

#193

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough. image

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough.

When I found you I saw raw untamed power, and beyond that, something truly special.

 If I hurt you, it's not what I wanted image

If I hurt you, it's not what I wanted

#196

 He's clean, dirty, but clean. image

He's clean, dirty, but clean.

I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair. image

I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair.

#198

 I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance. image

I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance.

#199

Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions. So, Curtis wasn't playing to win. He was playing not to lose. image

Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions. So, Curtis wasn't playing to win. He was playing not to lose.

#200

 To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet. image

To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet.

#201

This belonged to the greatest warrior who ever lived. image

This belonged to the greatest warrior who ever lived.

#202

 I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight. image

I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.

#203

Captain Rhodes : Steel, shoot that woman.
Pvt. Steel : Bang, you're dead! image

Captain Rhodes : Steel, shoot that woman.
Pvt. Steel : Bang, you're dead!

#204

 Go on run, run you fucking lunatics! image

Go on run, run you fucking lunatics!

#205

 What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fuckin' dead! image

What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fuckin' dead!

#206

 I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy! image

I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy!

#207

 Is that food enough for you? image

Is that food enough for you?

#208

f death comes, I'm ready! image

f death comes, I'm ready!

#209

 The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't. image

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to. image

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.

#211

I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind? image

I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

#212

 My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it. image

My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it.

#213

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice. image

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

 My Queen! My wife. My love... image

My Queen! My wife. My love...

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you fuckin' deserve!

You there, Ephialtes. May you live forever. image

You there, Ephialtes. May you live forever.

Please, I don't support that language, just don't... DON'T! image

Please, I don't support that language, just don't... DON'T!

 It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror. image

It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror.

Persian cowards. image

Persian cowards.

 I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me. image

I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me.

Think I'm gettin' the hang of this! image

Think I'm gettin' the hang of this!

#222

You get what you fucking deserve! image

You get what you fucking deserve!

 Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood. image

Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood.

#224

 This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen! image

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen!

#225

I hope my death makes more sense than my life.

You're so funny, Arthur. image

You're so funny, Arthur.

 This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king. image

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king.

#228

 There's an eye-opener, and no mistake. image

There's an eye-opener, and no mistake.

#229

What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before? image

What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?

Now you can go anywhere you want, baby. image

Now you can go anywhere you want, baby.

Sometimes, dead is better. image

Sometimes, dead is better.

#232

Nothing. He's just another asshole. You let that negative dreck in and it'll put ya away. You can be a chickenshit and die or be a mensch and keep makin' yourself well. image

Nothing. He's just another asshole. You let that negative dreck in and it'll put ya away. You can be a chickenshit and die or be a mensch and keep makin' yourself well.

I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all? image

I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

Never call a woman a

Never call a woman a "chick". I'll accept "broad", "lady", "woman" and on occasion "bitch".

Proof that Tony Stark has a heart.

Avengers... Assemble image

Avengers... Assemble

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job".

#238

 Not quite my tempo. image

Not quite my tempo.

#239

Hail Hydra.  image

Hail Hydra.

 My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there. image

My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there.

 Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set? image

Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?

#242

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. image

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

#243

 For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough. image

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough.

#244

Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn’t mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.

When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected. image

When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected.

#246

Those behind cry,

Those behind cry, "FORWARD!" Those in front cry, "BACK!"

#247

Scuttle : Wa wa wa, wa wa!
Prince Eric : Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.

#248

If you want the fucking part, earn it! image

If you want the fucking part, earn it!

#249

It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love. image

It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love.

At least make it a challenge for me! image

At least make it a challenge for me!

#251

Alex : So how come they call you rabbit?
Future : Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.

#252

 Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me? image

Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me?

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost! image

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost!

You were lucky to get out of there. image

You were lucky to get out of there.

 The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage. image

The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.

#256

 Help me... help you. Help me, help you. image

Help me... help you. Help me, help you.

Watch that cross fire boys. image

Watch that cross fire boys.

This is it. image

This is it.

My father told me once, he said,

My father told me once, he said, "If you see something wrong happening in the world, you can either do nothing, or you can do something". And I already tried nothing.

 I won't let you get rid of me. image

I won't let you get rid of me.

I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support! image

I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!

#262

Technical Support! image

Technical Support!

#263

I went for the head. image

I went for the head.

#264

Since when did we become a disease? image

Since when did we become a disease?

#265

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal! image

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

#266

Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [Crying] I'm totally from the future.

#267

We'll follow your lead. image

We'll follow your lead.

#268

 Kiss this, bitch! image

Kiss this, bitch!

In chess, the pawns go first. image

In chess, the pawns go first.

NOW he can climb. image

NOW he can climb.

#271

 You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it? image

You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it?

#272

  I'm not going to go without you! image

I'm not going to go without you!

Charles always wanted to build bridges... image

Charles always wanted to build bridges...

 He never listens. image

He never listens.

#275

Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me. image

Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me.

 I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats. image

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

 Such a shame. She was so beautiful. image

Such a shame. She was so beautiful.

He says his name is Thor... image

He says his name is Thor...

#279

Thor: I love you mom.
Frigga: I love you, and eat a salad.

#280

We'll try to hold them off. image

We'll try to hold them off.

#281

I realize you weren't born a wolf, but couldn't you at least act like one? image

I realize you weren't born a wolf, but couldn't you at least act like one?

#282

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner. image

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.

This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will. image

This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will.

#284

 I think they like me. image

I think they like me.

#285

  Traitors to their own cause... image

Traitors to their own cause...

 In a game of chess the pawns go first. image

In a game of chess the pawns go first.

Arthur Curry, I hear you can talk to fish. image

Arthur Curry, I hear you can talk to fish.

#288

There is a stranger. He comes to this village from the sea. He comes in the winter when people are hungry and brings fish. Comes out of the King tide. That was last night.

#289

 I'm so afraid of how powerful this is! image

I'm so afraid of how powerful this is!

I am real when it's useful. image

I am real when it's useful.

#291

You're saying there's a multiverse? image

You're saying there's a multiverse?

Logan, you're making me blush. image

Logan, you're making me blush.

#293

The world needs the next Iron Man. image

The world needs the next Iron Man.

People said the Age of Heroes would never come again. image

People said the Age of Heroes would never come again.

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra! image

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra!

Only I can live forever. image

Only I can live forever.

You can't trick me anymore. image

You can't trick me anymore.

Join me in the forest tonight and confront your fate. image

Join me in the forest tonight and confront your fate.

There's always a bigger fish. image

There's always a bigger fish.

 Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky! image

Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!

They never learn. Such a pity. image

They never learn. Such a pity.

From this day forth, you put your faith... in me. image

From this day forth, you put your faith... in me.

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts. image

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

.Begin. image

.Begin.

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there. image

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.

#306

I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns.

#307

Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
[a new arc reactor explodes]
Oops!

#308

You picked the wrong house, bub. image

You picked the wrong house, bub.

#309


 Holy shit. image


Holy shit.

#310

Walk away from that, you son of a bitch. image

Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.

#311

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I will leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right? image

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I will leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right?

#312

  How does it feel, BUB? image

How does it feel, BUB?

#313

Jarvis, target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice.

#314

You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am. [suits up]

#315

 If you want to shoot me, then shoot me! image

If you want to shoot me, then shoot me!

#316

 Son of a bitch! I mean your Honor, that was a hell of a shot. image

Son of a bitch! I mean your Honor, that was a hell of a shot.

I lost both the kids in the divorce. image

I lost both the kids in the divorce.

#318

Ronson didn't make it, did he? image

Ronson didn't make it, did he?

#319

I always did hate this house. image

I always did hate this house.

#320

I'm gonna offer the choice. Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death? image

I'm gonna offer the choice. Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

#321

 A storm's coming. image

A storm's coming.

#322

 Do you want to build a snowman? image

Do you want to build a snowman?

#323

 Who's got the list? Tell me! Who are you working for? image

Who's got the list? Tell me! Who are you working for?

#324

Today is the first day of what's left of your life. image

Today is the first day of what's left of your life.

#325

Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands. image

Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands.

#326

 Where are you going? Don't leave me alone! How do I follow you... Into the Unknown? image

Where are you going? Don't leave me alone! How do I follow you... Into the Unknown?

#327

Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph. image

Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.

Tell Megatron,

Tell Megatron, "Let's tango."

#329

I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide. image

I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide.

#330

Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you. image

Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.

#331

That's why I'm stronger. image

That's why I'm stronger.

#332

 'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense! image

'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense!

#333

Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked. image

Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked.

#334

Peter: Hey Karen, what's up?
Karen: Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
Peter: Listen, I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of the license plate.
Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.
Peter: Footage?
Karen: Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Peter: Everything?
Karen: Everything. It's called a Baby Monitor Protocol.

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others. image

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.

#336

Well, I got his attention. What the hell was step two?

#337

Oscar : Don't... swallow!
Lenny : Oscar?
Oscar : No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?
Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...
Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!
Lenny : Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...
Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!

#338

An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence? Historically, not awesome.

#339

Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.

In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?

#341

 I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe. image

I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe.

#342

No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing. (to thor)

#343

 You guys have never seen a truck like this before! image

You guys have never seen a truck like this before!

#344

Come on, you old wreck. Judgement Day. image

Come on, you old wreck. Judgement Day.

#345

The world's changed boys, it's time we change too! image

The world's changed boys, it's time we change too!

 Car! image

Car!

#347

 Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead. image

Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.

#348

 Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah! image

Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!

#349

Tony Stark: You walked right into this one: I've dated hotter chicks than you.
Ellen Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!

#350

 Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me. image

Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me.

Sykes! My brother from another mother! image

Sykes! My brother from another mother!

#352

Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady. image

Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady.

 I've got a bad feeling about this. image

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Hiccup :  So, what should we name it?
Hiccup : Itchy Armpit it is. image

Hiccup : So, what should we name it?
Hiccup : Itchy Armpit it is.

#355

I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

#356

You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better. image

You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

#357

 Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. image

Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.

A creepy old man cut my hair off!

#359

How are my babies this morning? You miss me? You doing good, huh? Huh? You see, Sykes, it's a fish-eat-fish world - you either take or you get TAKEN!

#360

 Bad shit happens to people I care about. image

Bad shit happens to people I care about.

#361

 Fuck. image

Fuck.

#362

Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go. image

Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go.

#363

President Snow : Let me see. I... I need to see for myself. image

President Snow : Let me see. I... I need to see for myself.

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY. image

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.

#365

Jason Bourne : She wouldn't want me to.
Jason Bourne : That's the only reason you're alive. image

Jason Bourne : She wouldn't want me to.
Jason Bourne : That's the only reason you're alive.

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground! image

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground!

#367

This is my father... Chuck. image

This is my father... Chuck.

#368

You people are so petty and tiny.

#369

Take him. But make sure he gets a view. image

Take him. But make sure he gets a view.

#370

 It's got a lot of water... image

It's got a lot of water...

#371

Hey, keep it out front. Alright? image

Hey, keep it out front. Alright?

#372

Asgard is dead! image

Asgard is dead!

#373

 But not today. image

But not today.

I thought you'd be glad to see me! image

I thought you'd be glad to see me!

#375

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was. image

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was.

 I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets. image

I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.

Skurge, do you know the purpose of an executioner? An executioner does not just execute people, but he executes his leader's vision. But he mainly executes them too. I was Odin's executioner. Now, you shall be mine.

#378

This ends today!

#379

Logan, you still have time. image

Logan, you still have time.

#380

Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive? image

Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive?

 Our boat... the Sunseeker. image

Our boat... the Sunseeker.

#382

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he? image

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he?

So he's dead. I'd have liked to have seen that.

#384

Natasha Romanoff : You're not gonna put me in a prison. You're not gonna put any of us in a prison. You know why?
Committee General : Do enlighten us
Natasha Romanoff : Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we helped make it that way. But we're also the ones best qualified to defend it. So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.

 They live, they talk, we're dead! Kill them all! image

They live, they talk, we're dead! Kill them all!

 Everyone has a choice Katniss, and I'd rather die than say what he just said. image

Everyone has a choice Katniss, and I'd rather die than say what he just said.

This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here. image

This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.

#388

 You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy. image

You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

#389

 I believe in you, Peter Pan. image

I believe in you, Peter Pan.

#390

You still don't understand, Dillon, do you? Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants us. image

You still don't understand, Dillon, do you? Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants us.

#391

Well, I think it's about hotel time. image

Well, I think it's about hotel time.

#392

Anakin's the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry. image

Anakin's the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry.

 I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave. image

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence. image

Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence.

Gardens and goblets? Peace offerings? All his deeds of peace... none of what he did to get it!

#396

Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole! image

Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!

You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium.

'Cause I'm in pain... That's the only way I can get your attention. image

'Cause I'm in pain... That's the only way I can get your attention.

 I drank poison for you! You called me Tink. image

I drank poison for you! You called me Tink.

#400

 Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! image

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me. image

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me.

If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.

If I really wanted to fucking bother you, this is what I would do. image

If I really wanted to fucking bother you, this is what I would do.

 I guess you play big or you don't play at all. Right? image

I guess you play big or you don't play at all. Right?

#405

That's how you do it. That's how you debate. image

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

#406

 If less is more, there's no end to me, Peter Pan. image

If less is more, there's no end to me, Peter Pan.

#407

Goddamn jackpot. This is more than we ever thought we'd get. We finally got those bastards. We got 'em. image

Goddamn jackpot. This is more than we ever thought we'd get. We finally got those bastards. We got 'em.

#408

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you. image

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

#409

 So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. image

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

#410

 I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes. image

I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes.

Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is. image

Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.

This is what's known as getting your gun off. image

This is what's known as getting your gun off.

$11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me. image

$11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me.

#414

Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter. image

Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter.

 Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still... image

Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still...

#416

 Evelyn, I'm sorry. I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me. image

Evelyn, I'm sorry. I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me.

You... BITCH! image

You... BITCH!

 Fight back, you cowards! image

Fight back, you cowards!

Ms. Everdeen, it's the things we love the most that destroy us. Did you think I didn't know your friends are in the Tribute Center? image

Ms. Everdeen, it's the things we love the most that destroy us. Did you think I didn't know your friends are in the Tribute Center?

 It's me! It's me, Alan, Mom and Dad! I'm home! I'm back! image

It's me! It's me, Alan, Mom and Dad! I'm home! I'm back!

I love a parade, don't you? You know, there's a word I don't throw around that often, 'genius'. image

I love a parade, don't you? You know, there's a word I don't throw around that often, 'genius'.

#422

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be." Silesius, 17th Century.

#423

 So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese? image

So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese?

#424

 I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl. image

I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.

What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy? image

What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?

#426

 Stupid is as stupid does. image

Stupid is as stupid does.

The ball's in your court, Mr. Hunt. image

The ball's in your court, Mr. Hunt.

 Fight back, you cowards, fight back! image

Fight back, you cowards, fight back!

 Code it in. We need to be dead. image

Code it in. We need to be dead.

I am not the only Winter Soldier. image

I am not the only Winter Soldier.

 You know, we're taking down a very... important... politician. image

You know, we're taking down a very... important... politician.

Welcome back, cowboy. image

Welcome back, cowboy.

#433

Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are! image

Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

#434

I don't know, Dutch. This is inhuman. image

I don't know, Dutch. This is inhuman.

#435

You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger. image

You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.

Grandmaster: It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible...
[the Hulk bursts through the door]
Thor: YESSSS!
Thor: We know each other. He's a friend from work.

#437

Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues. image

Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.

#438

 Nailed it! image

Nailed it!

My argument is not with you. image

My argument is not with you.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming... image

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

 OK gentleman, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. You're already heroes, just sit back and enjoy the ride. image

OK gentleman, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. You're already heroes, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

#442

It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here. image

It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here.

#443

That's a real nasty habit you got there. image

That's a real nasty habit you got there.

#444

 Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond. image

Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.

 You only live once, lets do this! image

You only live once, lets do this!

#446

It gets easier. image

It gets easier.

Gun salesman :  You know they stopped making these in 1903...?
Hunter Van Pelt : Damn. I'll be needing a replacement weapon. image

Gun salesman : You know they stopped making these in 1903...?
Hunter Van Pelt : Damn. I'll be needing a replacement weapon.

#448

Chew on this, you ugly bastard. image

Chew on this, you ugly bastard.

You're nothing to me until you're everything. image

You're nothing to me until you're everything.

Nice undies. image

Nice undies.

#451

 Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise. image

Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.

#452

This war represents a failure to listen. Now you're closer to the Chancellor than anyone! Please, ask him to end this war and let diplomacy resume. image

This war represents a failure to listen. Now you're closer to the Chancellor than anyone! Please, ask him to end this war and let diplomacy resume.

#453

My momma always said,

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Bo Peep :  You're cute when you care.
Woody :   Bo, not in front of Buzz. image

Bo Peep : You're cute when you care.
Woody : Bo, not in front of Buzz.

#455

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard, and you and I had a fight.
Bruce Banner: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won. Easily!
Bruce Banner: That does not sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

#456

The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do. image

The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.

Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it? image

Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?

#458

I got you a promise. Never let you go. image

I got you a promise. Never let you go.

#459

Cosmo Interview Girl : Our cover story right now is about cunnilingus. What do you think about that? image

Cosmo Interview Girl : Our cover story right now is about cunnilingus. What do you think about that?

Déme el arma. Déme el arma! Give me the weapon! image

Déme el arma. Déme el arma! Give me the weapon!

#461

Owen Coffin :  Say it! Say it! Say you're scared!
Owen Chase : I will not. image

Owen Coffin : Say it! Say it! Say you're scared!
Owen Chase : I will not.

#462

 Ride like the wind, Bullseye! image

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

#463

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

#464

Pick on someone your own size! image

Pick on someone your own size!

So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it? image

So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it?

#466

It must be a fragile system if it can be brought down by just a few berries. image

It must be a fragile system if it can be brought down by just a few berries.

Sydney Prosser : I like it. image

Sydney Prosser : I like it.

Harry'll do it. I know it. He doesn't know how to fail. image

Harry'll do it. I know it. He doesn't know how to fail.

#469

Woody : [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed]  Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie. image

Woody : [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.

#470

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter. image

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter.

Blue's over there. But he's wasted. image

Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

#472

You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg. image

You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

#473


Johnny : In time you will see that this is the best thing.
Loretta Castorini : In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress! image


Johnny : In time you will see that this is the best thing.
Loretta Castorini : In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!

 This is where the fun begins. image

This is where the fun begins.

 Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate? image

Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?

Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

#477

 I love you, Cassie. image

I love you, Cassie.

Still a buster image

Still a buster

If I don't go home, you don't go home. image

If I don't go home, you don't go home.

 Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that. image

Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that.

[the Hulk appears in the arena]
Thor: Loki, look who it is!
Loki: I have to get off this planet...

#482

 RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT! image

RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT!

#483

 I like to think Spider-Man gives people hope. image

I like to think Spider-Man gives people hope.

Need a hand? Well, you just wait / We'll help you out... we each have eight.

Need a hand? Well, you just wait / We'll help you out... we each have eight."

Marcus Luttrell. That's not a knife, that's a fucking duck! image

Marcus Luttrell. That's not a knife, that's a fucking duck!

That's a keeper! image

That's a keeper!

#487

  I'm bound for the promised land, I am, I'm bound for the promised land. image

I'm bound for the promised land, I am, I'm bound for the promised land.

#488

 I'm going there to end this war. Wait for me until I return. Thing's will be different, I promise. Please wait for me. image

I'm going there to end this war. Wait for me until I return. Thing's will be different, I promise. Please wait for me.

Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas. image

Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas.

Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them. image

Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

 In ten thousand years, I have never been so embarrassed image

In ten thousand years, I have never been so embarrassed

#492

 There really is no place like home. image

There really is no place like home.

I see her in my sister Prim. image

I see her in my sister Prim.

"This will not be an easy mission / Monkeys slow the expedition."

You are never out of the fight. image

You are never out of the fight.

That's a keeper! image

That's a keeper!

#497

Mmm-mmm, hot as a firecracker on the fourth of July. image

Mmm-mmm, hot as a firecracker on the fourth of July.

#498

  Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think. image

Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.

#499

I made a choice; this is my path. image

I made a choice; this is my path.

 I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make. image

I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make.

Suyin : I'm trapped! I'm in it's mouth!
Jaxx :  That cage will not break.
Suyin : That's the problem. The cage is being swallowed. image

Suyin : I'm trapped! I'm in it's mouth!
Jaxx : That cage will not break.
Suyin : That's the problem. The cage is being swallowed.

#502

 You ain't got to love me, but you gonna know that I love you. image

You ain't got to love me, but you gonna know that I love you.

#503

I missed you, Padmé. image

I missed you, Padmé.

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina. image

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots. image

Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.

You ain't never had a friend like me. image

You ain't never had a friend like me.

#507

 Draco... you are no assassin. image

Draco... you are no assassin.

"You're almost there with much at stake / But now the ground begins to quake."

 Uh, Dad, you can let go now. image

Uh, Dad, you can let go now.

#510

 You're my only. I'm your only. image

You're my only. I'm your only.

#511

You brought him here to kill me! image

You brought him here to kill me!

Emperor Zurg : Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg : No, Buzz. I am your father!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! image

Emperor Zurg : Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg : No, Buzz. I am your father!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 Watch for my sign. image

Watch for my sign.

#514

 Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting. image

Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.

Alan, they're here. image

Alan, they're here.

 Love you, Dad. image

Love you, Dad.

#517

Marcus. Never out of the fight. image

Marcus. Never out of the fight.

 I knew you'd come back. image

I knew you'd come back.

#519

 I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank? image

I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?

#520

Jackie Harrison : The thing is, they
Jackie Harrison : don't have to choose. They can have us both. I have their past, you can have their future. image

Jackie Harrison : The thing is, they
Jackie Harrison : don't have to choose. They can have us both. I have their past, you can have their future.

 Double sixes. Fancy that! image

Double sixes. Fancy that!

#522

We got 'em, R2. image

We got 'em, R2.

Bo Peep : This is for Woody, when you find him.
Buzz Lightyear :  Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me. image

Bo Peep : This is for Woody, when you find him.
Buzz Lightyear : Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

I had a dream. It was the end of the world.

#525

Blood. Take. Take poison. Blood poison. Poison. Poisonous.
  image

Blood. Take. Take poison. Blood poison. Poison. Poisonous.

#526

Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry. image

Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry.

People are looking to you, Katniss. You've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it. image

People are looking to you, Katniss. You've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.

First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school. image

First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school.

#529

We're about to get contacted! image

We're about to get contacted!

Counselor... could you be there? Could you be there? image

Counselor... could you be there? Could you be there?

#531

I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death. image

I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death.

 I'm, ah, sure I will. image

I'm, ah, sure I will.

#533

This is beyond anything I have imagined. image

This is beyond anything I have imagined.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die. image

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die.

#535

 All drains lead to the ocean. image

All drains lead to the ocean.

#536

Marcus. Never out of the fight. image

Marcus. Never out of the fight.

 Yeah, you're my good boy. image

Yeah, you're my good boy.

#538

 We'll beat it. You're not alone in this, you know. You don't have to go through this by yourself... you know that? Understand what I'm saying? image

We'll beat it. You're not alone in this, you know. You don't have to go through this by yourself... you know that? Understand what I'm saying?

Cosmo Castorini : Rose. Rose. Rose! Rose!
Rose : Who's dead? image

Cosmo Castorini : Rose. Rose. Rose! Rose!
Rose : Who's dead?

That should keep you in curry for a few weeks. image

That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.

#541

This is beyond anything I imagine. image

This is beyond anything I imagine.

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie! image

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!

#543

We're about to get contacted! image

We're about to get contacted!

Don't do this. Don't bring in the lawyers. You know that the kids aren't in any real danger, this is about Isabel. image

Don't do this. Don't bring in the lawyers. You know that the kids aren't in any real danger, this is about Isabel.

 Counselor. image

Counselor.

#546

Easy comes, easy goes! image

Easy comes, easy goes!

#547

Batman: It's okay, I'm a friend of your son's.
Martha Kent: [grins] I figured. The cape.

#548

 Do you trust me? image

Do you trust me?

This is the Mount Everest of hacks. image

This is the Mount Everest of hacks.

#550

 I'm having a heart attack, you idiot. image

I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.

#551

How do you say

How do you say "No way I'm doing this" in crazy?

#552

Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife. image

Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

#553

Birds fly to the stars - I guess... image

Birds fly to the stars - I guess...

 Sit! image

Sit!

#555

 If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. image

If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.

 Krieger, from this point on... absolute silence! image

Krieger, from this point on... absolute silence!

#557

Do you mind if I take this, Horace? I do love knitting patterns. image

Do you mind if I take this, Horace? I do love knitting patterns.

Remember who the real enemy is. image

Remember who the real enemy is.

ZOOLOGY, BITCH! image

ZOOLOGY, BITCH!

#560

Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them. image

Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.

#561

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope! image

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope!

#562

The real world hurts, doesn't it? But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? image

The real world hurts, doesn't it? But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

#563

 This is my night, Counselor. Don't you step on my lines! image

This is my night, Counselor. Don't you step on my lines!

#564

Fill er' up, please! image

Fill er' up, please!

#565

 Pitchforks! Humans are hilarious. image

Pitchforks! Humans are hilarious.

#566

I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there. image

I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there.

I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade. image

I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade.

#568

 This memory is a different kind of magic. Very dark. Very parcel. Without it, we are blind. It leaves the fate of our world to chance. You have no choice, you must not fail. Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry. image

This memory is a different kind of magic. Very dark. Very parcel. Without it, we are blind. It leaves the fate of our world to chance. You have no choice, you must not fail. Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry.

I think these games are gonna be different. image

I think these games are gonna be different.

  I hate this game. image

I hate this game.

#571

You can die for your country, I'm gonna live for mine. image

You can die for your country, I'm gonna live for mine.

 Now wipe yourself off. You're bleeding. image

Now wipe yourself off. You're bleeding.

#573

All right, come on. And the red one. Come on. Well, come on Red, let's go. image

All right, come on. And the red one. Come on. Well, come on Red, let's go.

Well, well! image

Well, well!

#575

Voldemort has chosen Draco Malfoy for a mission image

Voldemort has chosen Draco Malfoy for a mission

 Fuck Kissinger, he's overrated anyway! image

Fuck Kissinger, he's overrated anyway!

 I'm the reaper. image

I'm the reaper.

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed. image

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

#579

I'm not such a bad pilot myself. image

I'm not such a bad pilot myself.

 Oh come on, that's funny. image

Oh come on, that's funny.

#581

Men are still good. We fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to. image

Men are still good. We fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to.

#582

Katniss, when you're in the arena, remember who the real enemy is. image

Katniss, when you're in the arena, remember who the real enemy is.

Get me the hell out of here! image

Get me the hell out of here!

#584

 May the Force be with us. image

May the Force be with us.

#585

Hey, hey, you've just won the lottery. image

Hey, hey, you've just won the lottery.

 I'd like to know just how strong we are. Or how weak. But I guess the only way we're gonna find that out is just by going through this. image

I'd like to know just how strong we are. Or how weak. But I guess the only way we're gonna find that out is just by going through this.

 What an awkward situation. image

What an awkward situation.

#588

You look very fashionable. Apart from the mud. image

You look very fashionable. Apart from the mud.

#589

Dr. Marta Shearing : You've been shot!
Aaron Cross : It's all right. image

Dr. Marta Shearing : You've been shot!
Aaron Cross : It's all right.

#590

  I'd still like to kill him. image

I'd still like to kill him.

 Oh, a man of principle - with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head! image

Oh, a man of principle - with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head!

#592

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. image

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

#593

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you. image

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

Oh, it’s you. You’re going to get me into trouble, Dante. Someone could hear me! I wish someone wanted to hear me, other than you. image

Oh, it’s you. You’re going to get me into trouble, Dante. Someone could hear me! I wish someone wanted to hear me, other than you.

#595

 NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man! image

NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!

#596

Eyes down! Eyes down! image

Eyes down! Eyes down!

 Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that? image

Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that?

#598

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. image

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

#599

 She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it. And that's all I have to say about that. image

She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it. And that's all I have to say about that.

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! image

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!

You were never a god. You were never even a man! image

You were never a god. You were never even a man!

#602

Zip it, Thanos! image

Zip it, Thanos!

#603

 You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more. image

You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.

#604

You were given a Ferrari and your people treated it like a lawnmower. image

You were given a Ferrari and your people treated it like a lawnmower.

 Later, dude. image

Later, dude.

#606

 What we need to do is throw a big kick-off, kick-ass party. image

What we need to do is throw a big kick-off, kick-ass party.

#607

 That's bad for you! image

That's bad for you!

#608

Topper Harley : Can you save him?
Doctor : Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor. image

Topper Harley : Can you save him?
Doctor : Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct. image

Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.

#610

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! image

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

#611

We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour! image

We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour!

I don't deserve you, Alfred.

#613

Great-great-grandfather... none of them understand me. I am supposed to play music!

#614

Please don't take my children! image

Please don't take my children!

#615

There isn't much time. Every day they grow stronger. image

There isn't much time. Every day they grow stronger.

#616

Look at 'ma shit! image

Look at 'ma shit!

#617

You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss? image

You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond. image

Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.

#619

I'm sorry I doubted you, but this isn't you! image

I'm sorry I doubted you, but this isn't you!

#620

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent. image

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.

#621

You wanted to be the hero. And now you gotta pay the price! image

You wanted to be the hero. And now you gotta pay the price!

#622

Be careful, it's a force field up there. image

Be careful, it's a force field up there.

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened. image

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened.

#624

Surviving is not living. Life is more than what is it's what it could be, what you can make it.

#625

I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet. image

I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet.

#626

 I know a really good sand guy. image

I know a really good sand guy.

#627

Get away from her, you bitch! image

Get away from her, you bitch!

#628

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner. image

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.

#629

What exactly are you implying? image

What exactly are you implying?

#630

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs

Abuelita: Go away, you Go!
Miguel: It’s just Dante.
Abuelita: Never name a street dog. They will follow you forever. Now, go get my shoe.

#632

So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs. image

So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs.

#633

So, do we have a deal? image

So, do we have a deal?

#634

 I just wanted everybody to see me... image

I just wanted everybody to see me...

#635

 I'm the king of the world! image

I'm the king of the world!

#636

 Kent, your nostrils are flaring... image

Kent, your nostrils are flaring...

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage. image

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

#638

You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!

#639

It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles. image

It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles.

#640

I love you so much. image

I love you so much.

#641

 Spring break. Spring break. Spring break fo'ever. image

Spring break. Spring break. Spring break fo'ever.

#642

 Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? image

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

#643

Five years ago, I thought I lost you forever. image

Five years ago, I thought I lost you forever.

 Second best is not enough to suit me! And it's not enough to save you! image

Second best is not enough to suit me! And it's not enough to save you!

#645

It's not my fault. image

It's not my fault.

#646

The next bullet's in your head! image

The next bullet's in your head!

 Every contact we've had with the outside has brought us death! image

Every contact we've had with the outside has brought us death!

#648

The time to fight is now! image

The time to fight is now!

#649

 Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way? image

Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way?

Some Old Man: Alright, who’s in there?
Miguel: I am sorry. What is going on?
[people keep going through Miguel as if he doesn’t exist]
Miguel: I’m just dreaming.
Skeletal Head: Do you mind?

#651

Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. image

Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low.

#652

I was like you, but my ambitions got bigger. Steal one thing, and you're a thief - steal a kingdom, and you're a sultan. image

I was like you, but my ambitions got bigger. Steal one thing, and you're a thief - steal a kingdom, and you're a sultan.

#653

Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat. image

Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.

#654

 Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again. image

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

Ladies and gentlemen, from District 12: Katniss Everdeen - the girl on fire! image

Ladies and gentlemen, from District 12: Katniss Everdeen - the girl on fire!

 I remember. I remember everything. image

I remember. I remember everything.

 You let a stranger in the house? Are you a simpleton? image

You let a stranger in the house? Are you a simpleton?

#658

 Make ten men feel like a hundred. image

Make ten men feel like a hundred.

 I'm on your six. image

I'm on your six.

#660

The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life. image

The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.

#661

Cal Hockley : You're a good liar.
Jack : Almost as good as you. There's uh- there's no arrangement is there?
Cal Hockley : Oh, there is... Not that you'll benefit from it... I always win, Jack.

#662

 Hey everybody. Drinks are on me. image

Hey everybody. Drinks are on me.

 I remember this story of an evil witch, and the princess she cursed to sleep forever. The story became legend. But this is no fairy tale. image

I remember this story of an evil witch, and the princess she cursed to sleep forever. The story became legend. But this is no fairy tale.

You know, I am having a hard time believing she's someone's aunt.
[about Aunt May]

What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing? image

What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing?

To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost... image

To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost...

#667

Lucy :   You've got no chance.
Malorie : Sorry. image

Lucy : You've got no chance.
Malorie : Sorry.

#668

Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about. image

Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about.

#669

Perfect... They are all... perfect... image

Perfect... They are all... perfect...

#670

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. image

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

One can never be too careful. image

One can never be too careful.

Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer. image

Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer.

There should be a

There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

You're never going to find any peace. Not until you admit to yourself who you really are. image

You're never going to find any peace. Not until you admit to yourself who you really are.

Sooner or later you have to open that door. image

Sooner or later you have to open that door.

The pilot says he was sent by your father. image

The pilot says he was sent by your father.

 Tempus Fugit... isn't it funny how time flies? image

Tempus Fugit... isn't it funny how time flies?

#678

 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope. image

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

 Maleficent is a threat to everyone we'll do our best to protect you. image

Maleficent is a threat to everyone we'll do our best to protect you.

 Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. image

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.  image

Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.

Hank Pym : Darren. How the hell did you get in here? image

Hank Pym : Darren. How the hell did you get in here?

Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go. Savvy?

Why would he come back now? image

Why would he come back now?

Strength and honor. image

Strength and honor.

#686

It must be really nice to have a job where you get to sit around and read all day. image

It must be really nice to have a job where you get to sit around and read all day.

#687

I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant image

I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant

When I took this, you were my enemy. image

When I took this, you were my enemy.

#689

 I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? image

I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?

Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel and because he didn't have any legs he spent most of his time exercising his arms! image

Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel and because he didn't have any legs he spent most of his time exercising his arms!

Happy trails, Hans. image

Happy trails, Hans.

 Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle? image

Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle?

Seneca Crane : Everyone likes an underdog.
President Snow : I don't. image

Seneca Crane : Everyone likes an underdog.
President Snow : I don't.

 And how's that working out for you? image

And how's that working out for you?

Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear image

Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear

#696

So now is probably not a great time to come and get my library card? image

So now is probably not a great time to come and get my library card?

#697

 Now please leave. I am not going back, and I am... I would not be any good to you if I did. image

Now please leave. I am not going back, and I am... I would not be any good to you if I did.

#698

It was all me, James. It's always been me. The author of all your pain. image

It was all me, James. It's always been me. The author of all your pain.

#699

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy. image

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.

You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you! image

You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you!

Things are worse than ever down here. image

Things are worse than ever down here.

Quintus : People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I? image

Quintus : People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I?

#703

 Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist. image

Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

#704

 I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while. image

I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.

 Well, they won't surrender. image

Well, they won't surrender.

#706

 This is it! Don't get scared now! image

This is it! Don't get scared now!

#707

Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long? image

Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long?

#708

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me? image

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?

 Geronimo, Motherfucker! image

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys. image

If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys.

Maximus : You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero : Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to. image

Maximus : You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero : Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.

#712

Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed image

Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed

#713

The patrons are staging an action! image

The patrons are staging an action!

 Your behavior, Jyn Erso, is continually unexpected. image

Your behavior, Jyn Erso, is continually unexpected.

#715

 Franz Oberhauser died twenty years ago, James, in an avalanche alongside his father. A man you're talking to now, a man inside your head, is Ernst Stavro Blofeld. image

Franz Oberhauser died twenty years ago, James, in an avalanche alongside his father. A man you're talking to now, a man inside your head, is Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

#716

You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck. image

You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

 I support the missionary's position. image

I support the missionary's position.

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future. image

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future.

 This is bad! image

This is bad!

#720

Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more! image

Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!

#721

Don't go! I have scary dreams. image

Don't go! I have scary dreams.

#722

 Listen, whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that. image

Listen, whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that.

When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle. image

When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.

If we don't do this, it will be done to us.

Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time. image

Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time.

Just pretend it's a video game. Like you're in a fucking movie. image

Just pretend it's a video game. Like you're in a fucking movie.

#727

So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated. image

So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated.

Father would be very proud of you, just like me. image

Father would be very proud of you, just like me.

 I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually. image

I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually.

But here, at the turn, I must leave you Borden. Yes, you, Borden, sitting there in your cell, awaiting your death. For my murder. image

But here, at the turn, I must leave you Borden. Yes, you, Borden, sitting there in your cell, awaiting your death. For my murder.

 I think that's the secret to life - being a good person. image

I think that's the secret to life - being a good person.

#732

I will miss our conversations. image

I will miss our conversations.

Carpathia Steward : Can I take your name, please love?
Rose : Dawson, Rose Dawson. image

Carpathia Steward : Can I take your name, please love?
Rose : Dawson, Rose Dawson.

Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke! image

Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke!

Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

Alright, princess. Let's get back to work. image

Alright, princess. Let's get back to work.

We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us. image

We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us.

 Are you kidding me? I'm blind! image

Are you kidding me? I'm blind!

 Faith, we're not going to let anything happen to you. image

Faith, we're not going to let anything happen to you.

#740

 Jack! This is where we first met. image

Jack! This is where we first met.

Corporal Hicks : Eat this! image

Corporal Hicks : Eat this!

The things that bring people together. Out of horror, beauty. image

The things that bring people together. Out of horror, beauty.

#743

You have a metal arm? That is Awesome, dude! image

You have a metal arm? That is Awesome, dude!

Drop... your... gun. image

Drop... your... gun.

Now get out of here at once! image

Now get out of here at once!

You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid! image

You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!

Daddy loves you. image

Daddy loves you.

 I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. image

I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.

This is my house, I have to defend it. image

This is my house, I have to defend it.

#750

He just dropped in for a quick bite. image

He just dropped in for a quick bite.

#751

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry. image

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.

That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!

Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me! image

Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me!

 These are mad times we live in! Mad! image

These are mad times we live in! Mad!

 Ladies first. image

Ladies first.

Remember: short, controlled bursts. image

Remember: short, controlled bursts.

Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you. image

Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you.

Uh-oh. Somebody's been a bad lizard. image

Uh-oh. Somebody's been a bad lizard.

 The man stole my life. I steal his trick. image

The man stole my life. I steal his trick.

 My name is Mathias Vogel. And you must be hungry. image

My name is Mathias Vogel. And you must be hungry.

Drake, we are LEAVING! image

Drake, we are LEAVING!

What do we do now? image

What do we do now?

#763

Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad. image

Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.

#764

Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband. image

Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.

Hope Van Dyne : So how do we stop him? image

Hope Van Dyne : So how do we stop him?

 I'm not going to leave you! image

I'm not going to leave you!

My passion is equal to the task. image

My passion is equal to the task.

And I fear nothing. For all is as the Force wills it. image

And I fear nothing. For all is as the Force wills it.

 My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities. image

My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities.

You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more? image

You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

#771

We're all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here. image

We're all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here.

Egyptian builders. image

Egyptian builders.

#773

 It's safer to teach you English! image

It's safer to teach you English!

You have the right to remain silent!

Hank Pym : I know a guy... image

Hank Pym : I know a guy...

Achilles : You're still my enemy in the morning.
Priam : You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect.

#777

 Your face looks backwards. image

Your face looks backwards.

#778

 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. image

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

#779

 If you go there, you will cross over into a place where there is no mercy... image

If you go there, you will cross over into a place where there is no mercy...

#780

Can you play any other tune? image

Can you play any other tune?

#781

Michael : Fabrizzio, where are you going?
Michael : NO! NO APOLLONIA! image

Michael : Fabrizzio, where are you going?
Michael : NO! NO APOLLONIA!

 We will meet again, my brother. image

We will meet again, my brother.

#783

 Just tell me one thing, what is it about your own people you hate so much? image

Just tell me one thing, what is it about your own people you hate so much?

 I'm through being polite, goddammit! Now, take me down. image

I'm through being polite, goddammit! Now, take me down.

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof! image

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!

#786

Ripley, go, go, go! image

Ripley, go, go, go!

You are the strangest boy I have ever met! image

You are the strangest boy I have ever met!

He killed the man who set you free. image

He killed the man who set you free.

#789

 I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves. image

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

#790

 Is your foot alright? image

Is your foot alright?

 Loopers are well paid, they lead a good life... image

Loopers are well paid, they lead a good life...

#792

Son of a bitch thinks he can win.
 image

Son of a bitch thinks he can win.

No clothes on anybody. Sickening. image

No clothes on anybody. Sickening.

#794

You ever get the feeling that somebody doesn't like you? image

You ever get the feeling that somebody doesn't like you?

#795

Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together. image

Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together.

 I'll drive, you shoot! image

I'll drive, you shoot!

 Don't... make me... have to... hurt you! image

Don't... make me... have to... hurt you!

 I'd rather die than to stay away from you. image

I'd rather die than to stay away from you.

#799

Roma Ignis image

Roma Ignis

#800

Kid, cut it out. Don't blow your other foot off. image

Kid, cut it out. Don't blow your other foot off.

#801

Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin' gob! image

Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin' gob!

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me... and I totally lose control, I like it. image

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me... and I totally lose control, I like it.

Jaws with a huge magnet  How does that grab you? image

Jaws with a huge magnet How does that grab you?

#804

Sonny : What the hell is this?
Clemenza : It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. image

Sonny : What the hell is this?
Clemenza : It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

I'm still not taking the picture. image

I'm still not taking the picture.

CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY! image

CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY!

 You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back. image

You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back.

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder. image

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder.

#809

To the Enterprise... and to absent friends. image

To the Enterprise... and to absent friends.

 Listen to your father and take your medicines, okay? image

Listen to your father and take your medicines, okay?

 I'm a criminal... image

I'm a criminal...

#812

Shocking! Positively shocking! image

Shocking! Positively shocking!

#813

Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'. image

Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.

 He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me. image

He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.

 No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want. image

No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

#816

 I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him! image

I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him!

#817

 Even now, I can feel it. Buried somewhere deep inside. Watching me. Waiting. But you know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control. I like it. image

Even now, I can feel it. Buried somewhere deep inside. Watching me. Waiting. But you know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control. I like it.

Where are you, you little creep? image

Where are you, you little creep?

#819

Bond, James Bond image

Bond, James Bond

#820

I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again. image

I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.

You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. image

You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

#822

 Nice shot! image

Nice shot!

 Put him down, Eugene! image

Put him down, Eugene!

I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward. image

I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward.

#825

 I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost! image

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost!

#826

 It's a good choice. image

It's a good choice.

You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil! image

You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!

#828

I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose. image

I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose.

#829

If you are what I think you are then you'll know when to shut up, when to listen... and when to pray. image

If you are what I think you are then you'll know when to shut up, when to listen... and when to pray.

I am not the only Winter Soldier. image

I am not the only Winter Soldier.

 Your mom's really nice. image

Your mom's really nice.

 Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig. image

Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig.

 It's wonderful. You should be very proud. image

It's wonderful. You should be very proud.

#834

 He's gonna take everything YOU got, and everything I got! image

He's gonna take everything YOU got, and everything I got!

#835

Puny human! image

Puny human!

Rose is displeased... what to do? image

Rose is displeased... what to do?

#837

 I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener. image

I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.

#838

That son of a bitch cut me off! image

That son of a bitch cut me off!

#839

He's gonna tear himself in half?

 Imagine a king who fought his own battles! That would be a sight! image

Imagine a king who fought his own battles! That would be a sight!

#841

 You motherhubbard!
 image

You motherhubbard!

Cid : Where's Joe?
Sara : He had to go away, baby. image

Cid : Where's Joe?
Sara : He had to go away, baby.

#843

 Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here? image

Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?

#844

Why don't you lie down and let me look at it. image

Why don't you lie down and let me look at it.

 Oh, really? You're cold? image

Oh, really? You're cold?

#846

Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes. image

Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes.

 Never hesitate. image

Never hesitate.

#848

Sweetness! image

Sweetness!

Trust me. image

Trust me.

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead. image

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

#851

This is XXX. Message received and understood. image

This is XXX. Message received and understood.

Move, ball. image

Move, ball.

#853

 Fuck you, Buddy. image

Fuck you, Buddy.

#854

I felt something. it awakened, but now I need to know how to wield it.

#855

 I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the  image

I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the

 Damn! Where'd ya'll confiscate these rims from, man? image

Damn! Where'd ya'll confiscate these rims from, man?

Maybe Cato likes berries, too. image

Maybe Cato likes berries, too.

It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is... image

It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is...

#859

You're going to kill this guy, your own self? image

You're going to kill this guy, your own self?

#860

Bruce, you were going to die. And I was standing there, helpless, knowing you were going to die! image

Bruce, you were going to die. And I was standing there, helpless, knowing you were going to die!

#861

 Standby, Viper's coming down. image

Standby, Viper's coming down.

#862

That's too bad. Chewie kind of likes you. image

That's too bad. Chewie kind of likes you.

#863

You have to do the best with what God gave you. image

You have to do the best with what God gave you.

#864

Work-in-progress my ass! image

Work-in-progress my ass!

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great. image

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great.

#866

 He's even more annoying in miniature. image

He's even more annoying in miniature.

Take care of them, Gale. Whatever you do, don't let them starve! image

Take care of them, Gale. Whatever you do, don't let them starve!

Looks like the Newton boy's got a big smile for ya' image

Looks like the Newton boy's got a big smile for ya'

Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome. image

Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.

#870

This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell. image

This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.

#871

 Jesus, this guy's good! image

Jesus, this guy's good!

#872

I've been expecting you. image

I've been expecting you.

I saw him. Leia, I saw our son. He was here. image

I saw him. Leia, I saw our son. He was here.

#874

 Life's a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get. image

Life's a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get.

#875

Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building image

Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building

 You're a wanted man, Peter Parker. image

You're a wanted man, Peter Parker.

#877

 Kiss my ass, Putos! image

Kiss my ass, Putos!

 I'm not gonna hurt you. image

I'm not gonna hurt you.

 I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop. image

I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.

 ...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me. image

...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.

 I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by. image

I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.

#882

Run along now, man talk... image

Run along now, man talk...

#883

Observe, Mr. Bond, the instruments of Armageddon. image

Observe, Mr. Bond, the instruments of Armageddon.

The girl knows her stuff! image

The girl knows her stuff!

#885

 If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead. image

If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead.

#886

What's normal anyways? image

What's normal anyways?

#887

Something inside me has always been there, but now it’s awake and I need help.

#888

 Why must I chase the cat? image

Why must I chase the cat?

Please be quiet, brother! Your constant scheming gives me even more of a headache! image

Please be quiet, brother! Your constant scheming gives me even more of a headache!

#890

Okay, you've got him now. Take him on a ride to the top of the world. Let's see what the thin air will do for him. image

Okay, you've got him now. Take him on a ride to the top of the world. Let's see what the thin air will do for him.

#891

Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid. image

Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.

#892

 I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID! image

I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID!

#893

Discipline, 007. Discipline. image

Discipline, 007. Discipline.

#894

Within minutes, New York and Moscow will cease to exist. image

Within minutes, New York and Moscow will cease to exist.

Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it? image

Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it?

#896

Are you watching closely? image

Are you watching closely?

 You really want to head back out there, huh? image

You really want to head back out there, huh?

 You are cleared to fire on target, Legend. image

You are cleared to fire on target, Legend.

#899

He's quite mad, you know? image

He's quite mad, you know?

#900

It was you who betrayed me. You had access to all the information. Now you will pay the penalty. image

It was you who betrayed me. You had access to all the information. Now you will pay the penalty.

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too. image

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too.

 My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. image

My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

#903

Let him go, goddamn it! Or I'll cut you in half! image

Let him go, goddamn it! Or I'll cut you in half!

#904

The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me? image

The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream. image

Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.

#906

A liar, a murderer, and, now, a smuggler. Lovely. image

A liar, a murderer, and, now, a smuggler. Lovely.

#907

You're not going to be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire. image

You're not going to be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire.

#908

 I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps... image

I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps...

#909

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too. image

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too.

 I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies. image

I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.

#911

 Gentlemen, I will not ask more of any man than what that man can do. But I will ask this: are we not king's men? image

Gentlemen, I will not ask more of any man than what that man can do. But I will ask this: are we not king's men?

#912

Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom. image

Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.

#913

We both had half of a full life, which was somehow enough for us. But not for them. image

We both had half of a full life, which was somehow enough for us. But not for them.

 I wish we had more time. I love you. image

I wish we had more time. I love you.

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me. image

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me.

 OWW! OWW! Fuckity image

OWW! OWW! Fuckity

Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button! image

Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button!

#918

Maverick, you big stud... Take me to bed or lose me forever. image

Maverick, you big stud... Take me to bed or lose me forever.

#919

Pussy! Who taught you judo? image

Pussy! Who taught you judo?

#920

Rey. May the Force be with you. image

Rey. May the Force be with you.

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! image

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

#922

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be. image

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be.

#923

Better we show them, we chose to die on our feet, rather than live on our knees! image

Better we show them, we chose to die on our feet, rather than live on our knees!

For the Pearl! image

For the Pearl!

#925

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men. image

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.

#926

Simple maybe, but not easy. image

Simple maybe, but not easy.

 I can save today. You can save the world. image

I can save today. You can save the world.

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay. image

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay.

 Maverick, it's not your flying, it's your attitude. The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse. Dangerous and foolish. You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on? image

Maverick, it's not your flying, it's your attitude. The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse. Dangerous and foolish. You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on?

#930

Luke is a Jedi, but you are his father. image

Luke is a Jedi, but you are his father.

You did good kid. But you took something away from me that I love. You know I gotta do the same. image

You did good kid. But you took something away from me that I love. You know I gotta do the same.

#932

Poe Dameron: You must have a thousand questions.
Finn: Where’s Rey?

#933

 Hands aloft and bear away! Stable ahead to White Cap Bay! image

Hands aloft and bear away! Stable ahead to White Cap Bay!

#934

The Tekes say an elephant's eyes speak the greatest language. Who else can make you feel so much without a word? image

The Tekes say an elephant's eyes speak the greatest language. Who else can make you feel so much without a word?

 Did anything about that seem unusual to you? image

Did anything about that seem unusual to you?

#936

The only flying that I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon. It wasn't to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house. image

The only flying that I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon. It wasn't to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house.

#937

 The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room. image

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

#938

Hope is not lost today... it is found. image

Hope is not lost today... it is found.

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing. image

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

#940

We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD... image

We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD...

 Extraordinary. How did you come up with this? image

Extraordinary. How did you come up with this?

#942

Does he enjoy taking his bows under the stage? image

Does he enjoy taking his bows under the stage?

 Each of us has made it possible for the other to do terrible things. image

Each of us has made it possible for the other to do terrible things.

Mitchell, I'm sorry about Goose. Everybody liked him. I'm sorry. image

Mitchell, I'm sorry about Goose. Everybody liked him. I'm sorry.

#945

C-3PO : The map - it is complete!
Leia : Luke! image

C-3PO : The map - it is complete!
Leia : Luke!

I was raised to fight. For the first time I have something to fight for. image

I was raised to fight. For the first time I have something to fight for.

#947

 Do you have any idea what you really are? image

Do you have any idea what you really are?

#948

 Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away. image

Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.

#949

Mayday, mayday, Mav's in trouble. He's in a flat spin, he's heading out to sea. image

Mayday, mayday, Mav's in trouble. He's in a flat spin, he's heading out to sea.

#950

This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness. image

This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness.

#951

 What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker? image

What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?

#952

They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. image

They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.

#953

 Bring the rain! image

Bring the rain!

"That, changing like the snake, I might be free to cast off flesh wherein I dwell confined."

#955

Shut up and fly straight! image

Shut up and fly straight!

#956

 Is there anything else you want to show me? image

Is there anything else you want to show me?

Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something. image

Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.

#958

Where's Lips Manlis? image

Where's Lips Manlis?

#959

Goodbye, Mr. Bond. image

Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

#960

Never underestimate a droid. image

Never underestimate a droid.

#961

You wanna lose small I wanna win big. image

You wanna lose small I wanna win big.

You fight much harder than you fuck. image

You fight much harder than you fuck.

#963

They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack! image

They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!

 Ready to play God? image

Ready to play God?

#965

Dick Tracy : Hello, Big Boy. I've brought your garbage. image

Dick Tracy : Hello, Big Boy. I've brought your garbage.

#966

Ben. image

Ben.

#967

You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh? image

You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

#968

I don't have anyone but you. image

I don't have anyone but you.

#969

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself. image

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.

Today we will dance across the backs of dead Greeks! image

Today we will dance across the backs of dead Greeks!

#971

eck out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...! image

eck out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...!

You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent. image

You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent.

#973

 Thunder forth, God of War! image

Thunder forth, God of War!

 Don't be afraid. image

Don't be afraid.

#975

 See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down! image

See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!

#976

 We've passed on all we know. A thousand generations live in you now. But this is your fight. image

We've passed on all we know. A thousand generations live in you now. But this is your fight.

Yeah, I can fly. image

Yeah, I can fly.

#978

 Steel and flesh... life and death... war. image

Steel and flesh... life and death... war.

#979

When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me. image

When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.

Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move. image

Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move.

#981

 They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to conquer them. His ape mother, Kala, loved him as her own. And his ape brother, Akut, treated him with kindness and respect. He considered all men to be his enemies, since other tribes would hunt his troop as a rite of passage. Chief Muviro knew what he was. You must get to him. Since no man ever started with less. image

They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to conquer them. His ape mother, Kala, loved him as her own. And his ape brother, Akut, treated him with kindness and respect. He considered all men to be his enemies, since other tribes would hunt his troop as a rite of passage. Chief Muviro knew what he was. You must get to him. Since no man ever started with less.

 I knew it was you. image

I knew it was you.

#983

You know, Tracy, for a tough guy you do a lot of pansy things. image

You know, Tracy, for a tough guy you do a lot of pansy things.

#984

I don't know brothers, but I'm hurting real bad inside. image

I don't know brothers, but I'm hurting real bad inside.

#985

You can turn off the charm. I'm immune. image

You can turn off the charm. I'm immune.

Each of these hawker stalls sells pretty much one dish, and they've been perfecting it for generations. You know, this is one of the only places in the world where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars. image

Each of these hawker stalls sells pretty much one dish, and they've been perfecting it for generations. You know, this is one of the only places in the world where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars.

#987

No one's ever really gone. image

No one's ever really gone.

 I am Greek by birth, and I have Greek blood running through my veins. But my heart is Persian. image

I am Greek by birth, and I have Greek blood running through my veins. But my heart is Persian.

#989

Yo, Jimmy, man, give me the status. Tell me we good. image

Yo, Jimmy, man, give me the status. Tell me we good.

#990

Mommy's very angry. image

Mommy's very angry.

#991

They didn't even have a word for 'lie'. image

They didn't even have a word for 'lie'.

#992

If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made. image

If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.

 They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to be as one with them. image

They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to be as one with them.

 When do we eat? image

When do we eat?

#995

Elias didn't ask you to fight his battles for him. And if there's a heaven, and, God, I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit, 'cause he done left his pains down here. image

Elias didn't ask you to fight his battles for him. And if there's a heaven, and, God, I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit, 'cause he done left his pains down here.

#996

You like a close shave, don't you? image

You like a close shave, don't you?

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny. image

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny.

He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years. image

He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

#999

Buzzards' guts, man! image

Buzzards' guts, man!

 It is magical. image

It is magical.

#1001

Pussy Galore to Champagne Leader. Commence rockabye baby. Good luck. image

Pussy Galore to Champagne Leader. Commence rockabye baby. Good luck.

Is this a church? Or a paddy field? image

Is this a church? Or a paddy field?

A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect. image

A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect.

 I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie! image

I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie!

 I trust these men with my life, Senator. To ask them to leave would be an insult. image

I trust these men with my life, Senator. To ask them to leave would be an insult.

#1006

Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game. image

Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game.

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! image

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!

#1008

 The undercarriage is filthy! image

The undercarriage is filthy!

#1009

Now you're John Hammond. image

Now you're John Hammond.

Obsession is a young man's game image

Obsession is a young man's game

#1011

I live for this shit. image

I live for this shit.

Seward can't do it; you must. Because if you fail to acquire the necessary votes, woe unto you, sir. You will answer to me. image

Seward can't do it; you must. Because if you fail to acquire the necessary votes, woe unto you, sir. You will answer to me.

 He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it? image

He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

 It just be raining black people in New York image

It just be raining black people in New York

#1015

Breathless Mahoney : What was that all about?
88 Keys : My income tax.
Big Boy Caprice :  Hey!
Big Boy Caprice :  Come here!
Flattop : You want me to follow him?
Big Boy Caprice :   Where? To the piano?
Big Boy Caprice : That was none of your business. Come here.
Big Boy Caprice : I'm you're business. image

Breathless Mahoney : What was that all about?
88 Keys : My income tax.
Big Boy Caprice : Hey!
Big Boy Caprice : Come here!
Flattop : You want me to follow him?
Big Boy Caprice : Where? To the piano?
Big Boy Caprice : That was none of your business. Come here.
Big Boy Caprice : I'm you're business.

#1016

I think we should return to the word of God. image

I think we should return to the word of God.

Better drag. More flavor. Less throat burn. That's the Red Apple way. image

Better drag. More flavor. Less throat burn. That's the Red Apple way.

He was stupid. I was lucky. I will visit him soon. image

He was stupid. I was lucky. I will visit him soon.

#1020

You're about to get dick-slapped! image

You're about to get dick-slapped!

#1021

Oh, you got Pezed! image

Oh, you got Pezed!

#1022

 There's the Jack I know. image

There's the Jack I know.

#1023

It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones. image

It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.

Wow, that's an impressive trick. image

Wow, that's an impressive trick.

No one has ever lived who knows better than you the proper placement of footfalls on treacherous paths. image

No one has ever lived who knows better than you the proper placement of footfalls on treacherous paths.

 Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close. image

Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.

Looks a little like our house doesn't it? image

Looks a little like our house doesn't it?

He's dead... I didn't foresee it... image

He's dead... I didn't foresee it...

#1029

 There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code... image

There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code...

I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's. image

I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's.

#1031

So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just 4 years. That's something. image

So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just 4 years. That's something.

 I may not be much of a horse guy, but I was born to do this. image

I may not be much of a horse guy, but I was born to do this.

#1033

Xander Cage : That's a hell of a car!
Darius Stone : Yeah. Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it. He said I'd know why when I need to know why. Now I know why.
Xander Cage : It's exactly the way I left it.
Darius Stone : I took it on a date or two.

No one is loved as much as you by the people. Don't waste that power. image

No one is loved as much as you by the people. Don't waste that power.

To beat me, he will have to kill me. image

To beat me, he will have to kill me.

 It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not. image

It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

Kylo Ren : I know what I have to do, but don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Han Solo : You do.
Kylo Ren : Dad...
Han Solo : I know.

#1038

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. image

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.

#1039

When I was five, I knew how my own parents would die. Then I watched it happen from the back seat... image

When I was five, I knew how my own parents would die. Then I watched it happen from the back seat...

#1040

 You've come a long way to stroke your cock, while you watch real men train. image

You've come a long way to stroke your cock, while you watch real men train.

You have to let me talk to Keller before you go to war with the  image

You have to let me talk to Keller before you go to war with the

These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has faced no greater threat than it does today, but you can't fight this war on your own, Mr. Potter... he's too strong. image

These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has faced no greater threat than it does today, but you can't fight this war on your own, Mr. Potter... he's too strong.

  Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it? image

Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?

#1044

You're a magician, not a wizard. image

You're a magician, not a wizard.

#1045

 Yo, can you turn your robot down, please? image

Yo, can you turn your robot down, please?

God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children. image

God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children.

 Don't cry in front of the Mexicans. image

Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.

 It's a trap, Logan... image

It's a trap, Logan...

#1049

  I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me. image

I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.

#1050

If we can't make memories, we can't heal. image

If we can't make memories, we can't heal.

#1051

Please, don't leave me. image

Please, don't leave me.

Oh, you have so got to die! image

Oh, you have so got to die!

#1053

Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

Why do you hurt me, Michael? I've always been loyal to you. image

Why do you hurt me, Michael? I've always been loyal to you.

#1055

 Why did you go into the bar, if not to seek justice? image

Why did you go into the bar, if not to seek justice?

#1056

Now... where was I? image

Now... where was I?

#1057

I can't be sure, but I got the distinct feeling that it wanted to harm me. image

I can't be sure, but I got the distinct feeling that it wanted to harm me.

You don't listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. "How's you job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.

Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it. image

Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.

You want to lose small, I want to win big. image

You want to lose small, I want to win big.

 Actually I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook. image

Actually I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

 The job's done and the bitch is dead. image

The job's done and the bitch is dead.

#1063

 Excuse me, this is my video log here. image

Excuse me, this is my video log here.

#1064

 Ready to meet yourself, Mr Angier? image

Ready to meet yourself, Mr Angier?

#1065

Deliver your own goddamn petition. image

Deliver your own goddamn petition.

Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants. image

Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.

And away we go. image

And away we go.

 Michael, why are the drapes open? image

Michael, why are the drapes open?

#1069

I don't play the odds, I play the man. image

I don't play the odds, I play the man.

The darkest nights, produce the brightest stars. image

The darkest nights, produce the brightest stars.

#1071

 Harry, your eyesight really is awful. image

Harry, your eyesight really is awful.

The name's Bond... James Bond. image

The name's Bond... James Bond.

#1073

I can't remember to forget you. image

I can't remember to forget you.

#1074

Serena Unger : Wait. Is this the part where you act the basic bitch and tell me you got your eye on me and that you don't trust me?
Adele Wolff : Welcome to the moment. image

Serena Unger : Wait. Is this the part where you act the basic bitch and tell me you got your eye on me and that you don't trust me?
Adele Wolff : Welcome to the moment.

 I'm not gonna wear this sweatshirt ever again. image

I'm not gonna wear this sweatshirt ever again.

#1076

Interesting job you guys have... image

Interesting job you guys have...

#1077

Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It's everybody.

 That's a Smith & Wesson and you've had your six. image

That's a Smith & Wesson and you've had your six.

#1079

Pussycat : This was a mistake; you should leave.
Cliff Booth : Way ahead of you. image

Pussycat : This was a mistake; you should leave.
Cliff Booth : Way ahead of you.

I suppose I always knew you were too smart to let any of them ever beat you. image

I suppose I always knew you were too smart to let any of them ever beat you.

#1081

Deadpool : I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
Deadpool : And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

#1082

Remember Sammy Jankis. image

Remember Sammy Jankis.

#1083

 Sorry, Bumblebee! image

Sorry, Bumblebee!

#1084

Oh, wow. This bra will be the death of your vagina! image

Oh, wow. This bra will be the death of your vagina!

#1085

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid? image

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid?

 Move children! Vámanos! image

Move children! Vámanos!

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. image

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

#1088

Rocco, knock his head off! image

Rocco, knock his head off!

#1089

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think. image

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags? image

They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?

I have this condition. image

I have this condition.

#1092

 Quitting is for dads! image

Quitting is for dads!

#1093

This is exactly what the nerds want... image

This is exactly what the nerds want...

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot.
Romeo : Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel. image

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy : If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot.
Romeo : Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel.

#1095

Be with me. image

Be with me.

#1096

Diana Prince : It's all art.
Diana Prince : That's just a trash can. image

Diana Prince : It's all art.
Diana Prince : That's just a trash can.

Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.

 We're alone. image

We're alone.

I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew. image

I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.

#1100

That's because you think of it as transportation, Boone. Think of it as bragging rights. Think of yourself sitting around the bar, crowing to your cronies about the Cadillac you won from me. They'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me. image

That's because you think of it as transportation, Boone. Think of it as bragging rights. Think of yourself sitting around the bar, crowing to your cronies about the Cadillac you won from me. They'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me.

#1101

I think we've met. image

I think we've met.

#1102

I wanted to take your hand, Ben's hand. image

I wanted to take your hand, Ben's hand.

#1103

My life hasn't been what you think it has. We all have our struggles. image

My life hasn't been what you think it has. We all have our struggles.

 That was radical. image

That was radical.

#1105

Ron Weasley : He doesn't know what he's doing, does he?
Hermione Granger : None of us do. image

Ron Weasley : He doesn't know what he's doing, does he?
Hermione Granger : None of us do.

Hang on, this is gonna be bad. image

Hang on, this is gonna be bad.

A bull has only one udder, and it's NOT an udder! image

A bull has only one udder, and it's NOT an udder!

#1108

Oh my gosh, she just got her sadness all over me. image

Oh my gosh, she just got her sadness all over me.

#1109

Oysters are a vehicle for crackers and ketchup. image

Oysters are a vehicle for crackers and ketchup.

Move, children. Vamanos. image

Move, children. Vamanos.

Everybody's telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs.

Filthy Habit! image

Filthy Habit!

#1113

One takes cyanide, another would've stood for her arm being broken, neither would talk. Who puts that sort of scare into people? image

One takes cyanide, another would've stood for her arm being broken, neither would talk. Who puts that sort of scare into people?

#1114

Aww, what's the matter? You afraid I'll tell Jim Morrison you were dancing to Paul Revere & The Raiders? Are they not cool enough for you? image

Aww, what's the matter? You afraid I'll tell Jim Morrison you were dancing to Paul Revere & The Raiders? Are they not cool enough for you?

Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on. image

Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
 image

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

 Let's go for a little ride. image

Let's go for a little ride.

The school cut you from the team? image

The school cut you from the team?

That bitch is playing a dangerous game... image

That bitch is playing a dangerous game...

#1120

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. image

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games? image

Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?

#1122

 Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man. image

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

And I am iron man. image

And I am iron man.

#1124

 You break her heart, I'll break your neck. image

You break her heart, I'll break your neck.

Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre! image

Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

 Nathaniel likes the way I leap? image

Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

The nerds were right. image

The nerds were right.

Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands? image

Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?

#1129

You're only as healthy as you feel. image

You're only as healthy as you feel.

I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas... you. image

I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas... you.

I'm handsome even when I sleep? image

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

 Greatness courts failure. image

Greatness courts failure.

#1133

I had a bad day.

I never believe what I read in the press anyway. image

I never believe what I read in the press anyway.

#1135

For a minute there, uh,

For a minute there, uh, "room-service" took on a whole new meaning.

Tony Stark: Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we'd win, yeah? Tell me this is it.
Doctor Strange: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.

#1137


Prime, stop! You can't do this! image


Prime, stop! You can't do this!

Mrs. Leefolt should not be having babies. Put that in the book. image

Mrs. Leefolt should not be having babies. Put that in the book.

White Knight to White Rook, I've evacuated the area. Ask the admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered. image

White Knight to White Rook, I've evacuated the area. Ask the admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered.

#1140

Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away. image

Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.

#1141

I realize now how much she's just like the others, cold and distant, and many people are like that, women for sure, they're like a union. image

I realize now how much she's just like the others, cold and distant, and many people are like that, women for sure, they're like a union.

Optimus Prime : I fight for my own kind! My own planet!
Cade Yeager : We can fight together! image

Optimus Prime : I fight for my own kind! My own planet!
Cade Yeager : We can fight together!

This is a game trail, Mr. Ludlow. Carnivors hunt on game trails. Do you want to set up base camp or a buffet? image

This is a game trail, Mr. Ludlow. Carnivors hunt on game trails. Do you want to set up base camp or a buffet?

 I blew up my lunch box. image

I blew up my lunch box.

#1145

Whoo! That batch is burnt! image

Whoo! That batch is burnt!

Bond here. image

Bond here.

#1147

Bloody Wally. He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost. image

Bloody Wally. He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost.

Zemo: My father lived outside the city, and I thought we would be safe there. My son was excited. He could see the Iron Man from the car window. I told my wife, "Don't worry. They're fighting in the city. We're miles from harm." And the dust cleared, and the screaming stopped. It took me two days until I found their bodies. My father still holding my wife and son in his arms... And the Avengers? They went home. I knew I couldn't kill them. More powerful men than me have tried. But if I could get them to kill each other... I'm sorry about your father. He seemed a good man, with a dutiful son.
T'Challa: Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I am done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough.
Zemo: Tell that to the dead.
[tries to kill himself, T'Challa stops him]
T'Challa: The living are not done with you yet.

Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.

#1150

Dormammu, I've come to bargain! image

Dormammu, I've come to bargain!

You push them, then they push back! image

You push them, then they push back!

Oracle : You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo : Who?
Oracle : Not too bright, though. image

Oracle : You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo : Who?
Oracle : Not too bright, though.

#1153

 That's a lot of gold. image

That's a lot of gold.

#1154

 Pity's all you've got. Pity's your best friend. image

Pity's all you've got. Pity's your best friend.

All you do is scare and lie to try and get what you want. image

All you do is scare and lie to try and get what you want.

You suddenly have the urge to go dancing? image

You suddenly have the urge to go dancing?

You'll lose the signal. image

You'll lose the signal.

I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit? image

I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit?

#1159

All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!

#1160

 Something's coming... you can't shoot your way out of it. image

Something's coming... you can't shoot your way out of it.

This was a bad idea. image

This was a bad idea.

#1162

Miss Leefolt got so much hairspray on her head, she gonna blow us allup if she light a cigarette. image

Miss Leefolt got so much hairspray on her head, she gonna blow us allup if she light a cigarette.

Happiest time of my life is when I was broke. image

Happiest time of my life is when I was broke.

Nice par, David. image

Nice par, David.

#1165

Hug your daughter. image

Hug your daughter.

#1166

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. image

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Flat out like a lizard drinkin'. image

Flat out like a lizard drinkin'.

Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, umm... 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I would say I am feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.

#1169

You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.

#1170

Izabella : Your daughter, what would you say to her?
Cade Yeager : Brush your teeth, work hard, stay away from any boy in a band. Especially a drummer. image

Izabella : Your daughter, what would you say to her?
Cade Yeager : Brush your teeth, work hard, stay away from any boy in a band. Especially a drummer.

That's the last time I leave you in charge. image

That's the last time I leave you in charge.

Oracle : I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo : What vase?
Oracle : That vase.
Neo : I'm sorry...
Oracle : I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo : How did you know?
Oracle : Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything? image

Oracle : I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo : What vase?
Oracle : That vase.
Neo : I'm sorry...
Oracle : I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo : How did you know?
Oracle : Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

#1173

 Hey, did we just kill that kid? image

Hey, did we just kill that kid?

#1174

Thank you. Great encounter. It's always, uh, fun, and uh, I think I'm done with you. image

Thank you. Great encounter. It's always, uh, fun, and uh, I think I'm done with you.

GAGE! image

GAGE!

#1176

Soon I'll have reached out to and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount. image

Soon I'll have reached out to and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount.

 I got some bad ideas in my head. image

I got some bad ideas in my head.

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here! image

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!

#1179

 You know, there's nothing fair about who lives and dies. You gave Elena a chance. You gave everybody a chance. image

You know, there's nothing fair about who lives and dies. You gave Elena a chance. You gave everybody a chance.

Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks? image

Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

God can get his own fucking kid image

God can get his own fucking kid

#1182

 I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine. image

I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine.

 Oh, Christ, it's like living with Davy Crockett. image

Oh, Christ, it's like living with Davy Crockett.

I'm thinking! image

I'm thinking!

 You know, I think there's more money in that pot than my old man made in a year. image

You know, I think there's more money in that pot than my old man made in a year.

 The book says they're probably very good problem solvers. They'll find a way in. image

The book says they're probably very good problem solvers. They'll find a way in.

First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind AND deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating fuckin' chop suey in China by now! image

First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind AND deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating fuckin' chop suey in China by now!

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk. image

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

Walter Reilly :  Got the photo, Mick - - I look GREAT! Ida sends love. Oh - - Donk wants to say a word to you.
Donk :   Mick - - get stuffed! image

Walter Reilly : Got the photo, Mick - - I look GREAT! Ida sends love. Oh - - Donk wants to say a word to you.
Donk : Mick - - get stuffed!

 Regret is usually a waste of time, as is gloating image

Regret is usually a waste of time, as is gloating

You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death. image

You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death.

#1192

I used to eat there. Really good noodles. image

I used to eat there. Really good noodles.

#1193

We're not like a family, we're just a guy and girl trying to raise a baby. image

We're not like a family, we're just a guy and girl trying to raise a baby.

#1194

It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure. image

It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure.

There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water? image

There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

#1196

 Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit. image

Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit.

Don't... bury... me in that place... image

Don't... bury... me in that place...

#1198

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that. image

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.

 Build me an army worthy of Mordor. image

Build me an army worthy of Mordor.

#1200

You know, it's very easy to criticize someone who generates an idea, someone who assumes all the risk. Someone who puts. image

You know, it's very easy to criticize someone who generates an idea, someone who assumes all the risk. Someone who puts.

Hmmm. I don't feel drunk. image

Hmmm. I don't feel drunk.

#1202

Welcome to a new world of gods and monsters. image

Welcome to a new world of gods and monsters.

Celia Foote : They don't like me because of what they think I did.
Minny Jackson : They don't like you 'cause they think you white trash. image

Celia Foote : They don't like me because of what they think I did.
Minny Jackson : They don't like you 'cause they think you white trash.

Maggie James : Conor! How did you get in there? image

Maggie James : Conor! How did you get in there?

 I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet. image

I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet.

I am so fucking over clowns! image

I am so fucking over clowns!

Do you want to dance? Or do you want to DANCE? image

Do you want to dance? Or do you want to DANCE?

Careful. This suit cost more than your education. image

Careful. This suit cost more than your education.

My wife deserves revenge, whether I know about it or not. image

My wife deserves revenge, whether I know about it or not.

#1210

Sometimes it does take a monster to fight a monster. image

Sometimes it does take a monster to fight a monster.

Conor James : I don't know but the water's really high! image

Conor James : I don't know but the water's really high!

Don't ever try to judge me dude / You don't know what the fuck I've been through / But I know something about you / You went to Cranbrook - that's a private school / What's the matter, dog? / You're embarrassed? / This guy's a gangster? / His real name is Clarence / Now Clarence lives at home wit both parents / And Clarence parents have a real good marriage...

I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr J! Because I'm Harley Freaking Quinn! image

I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr J! Because I'm Harley Freaking Quinn!

 You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large. image

You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.

#1215

Peter Ludlow : Where's the crew?
InGen Worker : All over the place. image

Peter Ludlow : Where's the crew?
InGen Worker : All over the place.

 Don't play with that. You'll go blind. image

Don't play with that. You'll go blind.

Fried chicken just tend to make you feel better about life. image

Fried chicken just tend to make you feel better about life.

The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will. image

The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will.

#1219

This man ain't no mother-fuckin' MC / I know everything he's got to say against me / I am white, I am a fucking bum / I do live in a trailer with my mom / My boy future is an Uncle Tom / I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob / Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun / I did get jumped by all six of you chumps / And Wink did fuck my girl / I'm still standing here screaming

This man ain't no mother-fuckin' MC / I know everything he's got to say against me / I am white, I am a fucking bum / I do live in a trailer with my mom / My boy future is an Uncle Tom / I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob / Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun / I did get jumped by all six of you chumps / And Wink did fuck my girl / I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck the Free World!"

She won't come back the same. image

She won't come back the same.

#1221

You're really not gonna give us that life expectancy shit are you? I mean, for years, I have listened to you guys bullshit. First you said that he was retarded. And then you said he was gonna be blind and deaf. And then you said that he'd never be able to do anything that regular kids can do. You know, if I had dug his grave for everytime one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating fucking chop suey in China by now. image

You're really not gonna give us that life expectancy shit are you? I mean, for years, I have listened to you guys bullshit. First you said that he was retarded. And then you said he was gonna be blind and deaf. And then you said that he'd never be able to do anything that regular kids can do. You know, if I had dug his grave for everytime one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating fucking chop suey in China by now.

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change. image

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change.

Here's to the fear of being trapped. image

Here's to the fear of being trapped.

You're all I have too, you know. image

You're all I have too, you know.

 You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage. image

You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage.

#1226

 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait! image

Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait!

Where's my goddamn cigarette? What's wrong with this picture! image

Where's my goddamn cigarette? What's wrong with this picture!

Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path. image

Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

#1229

 Because of your actions, this ancient power has returned. image

Because of your actions, this ancient power has returned.

Storks don't deliver babies anymore! If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat! image

Storks don't deliver babies anymore! If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat!

#1231

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it. image

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

 My son is dead, go to hell! image

My son is dead, go to hell!

#1233

Rocky, your mom sometimes does the wrong things, but for the right reasons. image

Rocky, your mom sometimes does the wrong things, but for the right reasons.

#1234

HEY, FUCK OFF, JOHNNY UTAH! TURN MY PAGES, BITCH! image

HEY, FUCK OFF, JOHNNY UTAH! TURN MY PAGES, BITCH!

#1235

Rasta Racer : Come on, what you got? What you got?
Letty : See ya!
  image

Rasta Racer : Come on, what you got? What you got?
Letty : See ya!

#1236

I need to get some samples. image

I need to get some samples.

 Ah, fuck... Sorry. image

Ah, fuck... Sorry.

#1238

You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind. image

You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.

#1239

 Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it! image

Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

#1240

 If I don't get my son back and I mean real soon, you better kill yourself! By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd never been born! I'll have your head on a fucking pike! image

If I don't get my son back and I mean real soon, you better kill yourself! By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd never been born! I'll have your head on a fucking pike!

#1241

 Jezebel image

Jezebel

#1242

Gar : What? Ah shit!
Gar : It's Rusty. image

Gar : What? Ah shit!
Gar : It's Rusty.

#1243

 Are you serious? That shit? image

Are you serious? That shit?

#1244

Don't make me force-feed a cripple!

You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers. image

You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers.

#1246

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere. image

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

You wanna know my motto?: Fuck Lotto! I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.

What is it? Come on, what is it? A name. I swear if you tell me, I'll make sure you get the best funeral there is. image

What is it? Come on, what is it? A name. I swear if you tell me, I'll make sure you get the best funeral there is.

#1249

 I'm upset! image

I'm upset!

#1250

I've been called many things. "Nostalgic" is not one of them.

#1251

You can not reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth. image

You can not reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.

The woods is no place for a bear! image

The woods is no place for a bear!

#1253

As a matter of fact dawg, here's a pencil, go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful; and don't come back 'til somethin' dope hits you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home wit' you.

You paid off to save your airline. Why won't you pay off to save your son? image

You paid off to save your airline. Why won't you pay off to save your son?

Gee, you must have really been through something. image

Gee, you must have really been through something.

#1256

East, West - just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other. image

East, West - just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other.

#1257

This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes. image

This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes.

Those who never change their mind never change anything. image

Those who never change their mind never change anything.

Don't worry, she's with penguins! There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting! image

Don't worry, she's with penguins! There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting!

#1260

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say. image

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

he's so shy. Next month he's doing the underwear billboard in Times Square. image

he's so shy. Next month he's doing the underwear billboard in Times Square.

Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you! image

Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you!

We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby! image

We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby!

#1264

 What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up! image

What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

#1265

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Mrs. Cleaver.

 I'm Cecil Gaines. I'm the new butler.
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I'm Cecil Gaines. I'm the new butler.

Welcome to the desert of the real. image

Welcome to the desert of the real.

#1268

 Ooooohhh... pretty image

Ooooohhh... pretty

#1269

At least I got a fuckin' job.

 Ernest Hemingway once wrote,

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

#1271

You must look through your eyes, see what it is that they want, see what it is that they need, anticipate, bring a smile to the principal's eyes. image

You must look through your eyes, see what it is that they want, see what it is that they need, anticipate, bring a smile to the principal's eyes.

We haven't landed yet. image

We haven't landed yet.

 I want this mission high and tight. I wanna be home for dinner. image

I want this mission high and tight. I wanna be home for dinner.

 A house is not a house without a Gardner! image

A house is not a house without a Gardner!

 Fuck my ass! image

Fuck my ass!

The only thing I ever knew was cotton. It was hard work. image

The only thing I ever knew was cotton. It was hard work.

Johnny Tran : A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars. image

Johnny Tran : A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars.

 That is one big damn tree! image

That is one big damn tree!

What I am about to tell you sounds crazy. But you have to listen to me. Your very lives depend on it. You see, this isn't the first time. image

What I am about to tell you sounds crazy. But you have to listen to me. Your very lives depend on it. You see, this isn't the first time.

#1280

You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE! image

You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!

 Yuck. Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup! image

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!

#1282

This guy raps like his parents jerked him. He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version.

I don't think God meant for people to not have a family. image

I don't think God meant for people to not have a family.

Zemo: Sokovia was a failed state long before you blew it to hell. No. I am here because I made a promise.
Captain America: You lost someone.
Zemo: I lost everyone. And so will you.

Either way... you probably won't get off this island alive. image

Either way... you probably won't get off this island alive.

 We've been through worse. image

We've been through worse.

#1287

Shut the front door. image

Shut the front door.

Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies. image

Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

#1289

David. If you kill him, he will win. image

David. If you kill him, he will win.

#1290

 You know who they always kill first? Lawyers. image

You know who they always kill first? Lawyers.

On this island there is no such thing as safe. image

On this island there is no such thing as safe.

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays. image

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.

#1293

Stephanie : Did you mean what you said about doing that demo with Wink?
Jimmy Smith Jr : Naw... imma do it on my own.
Stephanie : You know, Rabbit? I think that's the best way.

Thor: Sif, you've done all you could.
Sif: [wounded] NO! I'll die a warrior's death! Stories will be told of this day!
Thor: Live, and tell those stories yourself!

#1295

Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic image

Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic

Principal Zito : You got no business in the ring with those animals.
Brendan Conlon : Actually, I used to be one of those animals image

Principal Zito : You got no business in the ring with those animals.
Brendan Conlon : Actually, I used to be one of those animals

I feel a little light-headed. image

I feel a little light-headed.

#1298

This isn't going to have a happy ending. image

This isn't going to have a happy ending.

#1299

 I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok? image

I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?

I will not fight you, brother! image

I will not fight you, brother!

#1301

 I've heard that voice in my nightmares... image

I've heard that voice in my nightmares...

Nice shot, Liebowitz. image

Nice shot, Liebowitz.

#1303

Welcome to the real world. image

Welcome to the real world.

#1304

 I'm coming out in a state of nature! image

I'm coming out in a state of nature!

 I'm going to tell you a story. It's going to sound ridiculous. The longer I talk, the more rational it's going to appear. image

I'm going to tell you a story. It's going to sound ridiculous. The longer I talk, the more rational it's going to appear.

#1306

What are you doing with your life THAT'S SO GREAT, Rabbit? image

What are you doing with your life THAT'S SO GREAT, Rabbit?

 Here's your change! image

Here's your change!

Mask on! image

Mask on!

  I hope I was kidnapped by one of the famous ones! image

I hope I was kidnapped by one of the famous ones!

I think I liked you better when you were a drunk. image

I think I liked you better when you were a drunk.

 I come in peace. image

I come in peace.

#1312

Alex : It's almost beautiful.
Jimmy Smith Jr : You know, when I was younger, I always wanted to live in a house like this, you know... how it was used to be.

#1313

You've got to be shitting me.

 We shall not meet again, Elessar. image

We shall not meet again, Elessar.

#1315

 Okay, you American man, shut it. image

Okay, you American man, shut it.

 Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do? image

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?

Dr. Grant said that is a very bad idea. image

Dr. Grant said that is a very bad idea.

#1318

 I'm serious. We train. That's it. I don't wanna hear a word about anything but training, you understand? You wanna tell your war stories, you can take 'em down to the VFW. You can take 'em to a meeting, or church, or wherever the hell it is you go nowadays. image

I'm serious. We train. That's it. I don't wanna hear a word about anything but training, you understand? You wanna tell your war stories, you can take 'em down to the VFW. You can take 'em to a meeting, or church, or wherever the hell it is you go nowadays.

Alex : So, I hear you're a real dope rapper.
Jimmy Smith Jr : A "dope rapper?"

#1320

Tell me, James: do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow? image

Tell me, James: do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?

One Ring to rule them all. image

One Ring to rule them all.

#1322

 Only in America is having a higher education considered an insult. image

Only in America is having a higher education considered an insult.

Fine, go ahead and scream and when that

Fine, go ahead and scream and when that "Tricikloplots" attacks you, don't come crying to me.

#1324

Have I got something on my face soldier? image

Have I got something on my face soldier?

#1325

You had a choice, okay. You had a choice. image

You had a choice, okay. You had a choice.

 If it comes to a choice between you and Elliot I've made my bed. You don't sleep in it anymore. image

If it comes to a choice between you and Elliot I've made my bed. You don't sleep in it anymore.

 Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT! image

Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT!

Do not let your hearts be troubled. image

Do not let your hearts be troubled.

#1329

I'm not your father. I'm your friend. image

I'm not your father. I'm your friend.

#1330

 I'm Mowgli of the Seoni, and this is my home! image

I'm Mowgli of the Seoni, and this is my home!

#1331

Never send a human to do a machine's job. image

Never send a human to do a machine's job.

It walks... like a man! image

It walks... like a man!

#1333

They love this. image

They love this.

#1334

Don't argue with me James. You know, this job of yours - eh, it's murder on relationships. image

Don't argue with me James. You know, this job of yours - eh, it's murder on relationships.

I wish we had more time. I love you. [Last Lines]

Strong focus on what I want. image

Strong focus on what I want.

Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.

 I can't tell you whether or not to keep the baby. But if you do, you spoil that kid every chance you get. image

I can't tell you whether or not to keep the baby. But if you do, you spoil that kid every chance you get.

#1339

 The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there? image

The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?

What the hell were you thinking? image

What the hell were you thinking?

Ahab! You Godless sonofabitch! You stop the ship, you Godless sonofabitch! image

Ahab! You Godless sonofabitch! You stop the ship, you Godless sonofabitch!

What are you all staring at? Have you never seen, uh, the prime minister ride the Underground before? image

What are you all staring at? Have you never seen, uh, the prime minister ride the Underground before?

Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm! image

Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!

Maybe people aren't always good, Ares or no Ares. Maybe it's just who they are. image

Maybe people aren't always good, Ares or no Ares. Maybe it's just who they are.

I'm the only one who can stop her. image

I'm the only one who can stop her.

#1346

 You don't understand! I'm not an empty seat anymore. I'm different! Punch me I bleed. image

You don't understand! I'm not an empty seat anymore. I'm different! Punch me I bleed.

 LOOK AT ME!... What's happening to me? image

LOOK AT ME!... What's happening to me?

 They say you're judged by the strength of your enemies. image

They say you're judged by the strength of your enemies.

#1349

 Drop or die! image

Drop or die!

To infinity and beyond!... By the power of Grayskull! image

To infinity and beyond!... By the power of Grayskull!

#1351

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do. image

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do.

 Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet. image

Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet.

#1353

Ah, people only know what you tell them, Carl. image

Ah, people only know what you tell them, Carl.

 You burned in the fire that you started and nothing can save you because you're already damned! image

You burned in the fire that you started and nothing can save you because you're already damned!

 I'm still sort of moved by your

I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing.

 You say you want to go to the man-village. I say, you could be a man right here. image

You say you want to go to the man-village. I say, you could be a man right here.

#1357

Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid. image

Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.

 I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp. image

I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp.

#1359

You've darkened the heart of an innocent and now you cower in the face of Alessa's revenge. image

You've darkened the heart of an innocent and now you cower in the face of Alessa's revenge.

What's in the box? image

What's in the box?

#1361

 I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world. image

I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world.

 If anything happens to that kid, I'll never forgive myself! image

If anything happens to that kid, I'll never forgive myself!

#1363

 Hang on! image

Hang on!

Expelliarmus! image

Expelliarmus!

Jack Sparrow : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
Jack Sparrow : So, there is a curse? That's interesting.
Koehler : You know nothing of hell.
Jack Sparrow : That's VERY interesting. image

Jack Sparrow : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
Jack Sparrow : So, there is a curse? That's interesting.
Koehler : You know nothing of hell.
Jack Sparrow : That's VERY interesting.

Find them and destroy them image

Find them and destroy them

Well even a stopped clock is right twice a day. image

Well even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

 Sorry, I'm late. Help yourself, there's water from the tap! image

Sorry, I'm late. Help yourself, there's water from the tap!

#1369

Your faith brings death! image

Your faith brings death!

John Doe : It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane.
David Mills : It's VERY comfortable. image

John Doe : It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane.
David Mills : It's VERY comfortable.

#1371

I WANNA WAKE UP! image

I WANNA WAKE UP!

 I don't like black people? I am Mister black people. image

I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.

Don't get your panties in a bunch. image

Don't get your panties in a bunch.

#1374

 Relax, kid. No need to get worked up. 'kay? image

Relax, kid. No need to get worked up. 'kay?

#1375

I'm not lying. image

I'm not lying.

Stop blowing holes in my ship! image

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Go to the people. Let them instruct you. Quite silently, they usually do. But tell them... the truth unvarnished. image

Go to the people. Let them instruct you. Quite silently, they usually do. But tell them... the truth unvarnished.

 Do you think I'm irresponsible? image

Do you think I'm irresponsible?

#1379

That was my last cigar. image

That was my last cigar.

#1380

I can get used to this. image

I can get used to this.

#1381

 She was at my hearing. She works for Fudge. image

She was at my hearing. She works for Fudge.

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. image

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

 Can we kill it? image

Can we kill it?

#1384

Sharon! She's not here! Oh, God. Christopher, can you see anything? Sharon! Sharon! image

Sharon! She's not here! Oh, God. Christopher, can you see anything? Sharon! Sharon!

 The whole world's goin' to hell, you're just gonna sit there? image

The whole world's goin' to hell, you're just gonna sit there?

#1386

 You did it. You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon! image

You did it. You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!

The truth is I'm not a doctor or a lawyer. I'm not an airline pilot. I'm nothing really. I'm just a kid in love with your daughter.

I suppose no man comes home from war. Not really. image

I suppose no man comes home from war. Not really.

 Let me take you home. Come home with me. I got a little boy who's desperate to see his grandpa. image

Let me take you home. Come home with me. I got a little boy who's desperate to see his grandpa.

#1390

Fuuuuck this! image

Fuuuuck this!

#1391

 C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter. image

C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.

#1392

 Now... you said something about going down... together? image

Now... you said something about going down... together?

#1393

 I don't think the dead care about vengeance. image

I don't think the dead care about vengeance.

#1394

Christ! Terry! This is Italian knit image

Christ! Terry! This is Italian knit

 Dementors in Little Winging! Whatever next? The whole world's gone topsy-turvy! image

Dementors in Little Winging! Whatever next? The whole world's gone topsy-turvy!

 Don't bleed to death. image

Don't bleed to death.

#1397

Doctor, would an ape make a human doll that TALKS? image

Doctor, would an ape make a human doll that TALKS?