Deadshot Quotes

Latest Deadshot quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Deadshot

Deadshot chatacter image

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Deadshot is played by Will Smith in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Quotes

The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me? image

The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough. image

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough.

Tell me. Do you bleed? You will. image

Tell me. Do you bleed? You will.

#3

Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me. image

Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.

#4

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true. image

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true.

 Did you hear something? image

Did you hear something?

#6

Love is for children. I owe him a debt. image

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family. image

We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family.

#8

Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn’t mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.

No one stays good in this world. image

No one stays good in this world.

#10

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. image

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

#11

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry. image

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.

#12

We're calling this 'controlling what you can when things feel out of control.' image

We're calling this 'controlling what you can when things feel out of control.'

#13

Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence. image

Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence.

Give me some scotch. I'm starving. image

Give me some scotch. I'm starving.

#15

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel. image

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

#16

I can do this all day. image

I can do this all day.

#17

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. image

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.

#18

You're not brave... men are brave. You say that you want to help people, but you can't feel their pain... their mortality... It's time you learn what it means to be a man.

#19

You're not brave. Men are brave. image

You're not brave. Men are brave.

#20

Following is not really my style. image

Following is not really my style.

#21

And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey has reached its end. You start with something pure, Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering... but then I thought

And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey has reached its end. You start with something pure, Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering... but then I thought "why stop there?" Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tie it with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away...I am Iron Man.

#22

You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming. image

You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.

#23

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know. image

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

#24

And I am iron man. image

And I am iron man.

#25

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you. image

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.

I can save today. You can save the world image

I can save today. You can save the world

#27

I have to sing, I have to play. The music, it’s not just in *me*, it *is* me. When life gets me down, I play my guitar. The rest of the world may follow the rules, but I must follow my heart. You know that feeling, like there’s a song in the air and it’s playing just for you. I hope you like it.

The only thing permanent in life is impermanence. image

The only thing permanent in life is impermanence.

#29

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please! image

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please!

#30

ZOOLOGY, BITCH! image

ZOOLOGY, BITCH!

#31

  I hate this game. image

I hate this game.

#32

Get me the hell out of here! image

Get me the hell out of here!

#33

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy. image

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.

#34

There's a point at 7,000 RPM where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It just disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space and time. 7,000 RPM, that's where you meet it. You feel it coming. It creeps up near you, and it asks you a question. The only question that really matters. Who are you?

 Advancing technologies will be both our savior and our doom image

Advancing technologies will be both our savior and our doom

#36

 I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own! image

I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own!

#37

 Where are you going? Don't leave me alone! How do I follow you... Into the Unknown? image

Where are you going? Don't leave me alone! How do I follow you... Into the Unknown?

#38

Who knows the ways of men.

#39

Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings.

#40

Is it stealing if you steal from another thief? image

Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?

#41

I could do this all day. image

I could do this all day.

#42

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets. image

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.

#43

We have hulk. image

We have hulk.

#44

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. image

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

#45

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you. image

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you.

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur. Son of... a bitch!

#47

Clark Kent: What did you do?
Bruce Wayne: I bought the bank.

#48

I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different. image

I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different.

#49

I love you 3000. image

I love you 3000.

#50

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. image

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one.

#51

Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands. image

Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands.

#52

[Eyes turning red] Where is she?

#53

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? image

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

#54

Finally, someone who speaks English. image

Finally, someone who speaks English.

#55

I'm not overly fond of what follows. image

I'm not overly fond of what follows.

#56

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!

#57

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose. image

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

#58

It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love. image

It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love.

#59

You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can't take away - I am Iron Man. image

You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can't take away - I am Iron Man.

#60

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away. image

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away.

She's too powerful, I have no hammer. image

She's too powerful, I have no hammer.

#62

Dormammu, I've come to bargain! image

Dormammu, I've come to bargain!

Stop! image

Stop!

I hope my death makes more sense than my life.

#65

 John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. image

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about.

 This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king. image

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king.

#67

We're defined by our actions, not our words. image

We're defined by our actions, not our words.

#68

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder. image

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder.

#69

Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Is he still looking at me funny?
Agent Stone : Yes, he is.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Olaf : Anna? Elsa? Sven? Samantha?
Olaf : I-I don't even know a Samantha!

#71

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think. image

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

#72

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that. image

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.

#73

Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president? image

Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?

#74

So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things: A - I have no idea where I'm going. B - Salt water stings. C - I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me! image

So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things: A - I have no idea where I'm going. B - Salt water stings. C - I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!

#75

You're not allowed up there! That's one of the Seven Wonders! image

You're not allowed up there! That's one of the Seven Wonders!

 I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really.. image

I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really..

#77

You do NOT want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!

#78

I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to. image

I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.

#79

There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. [first lines of movie] image

There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. [first lines of movie]

#80

I've killed things from other worlds before. image

I've killed things from other worlds before.

#81

I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason. image

I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason.

#82

If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

#83

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me. image

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.

#84

I don't get always what I want. image

I don't get always what I want.

#85

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves. image

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

#86

Dr. Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny. image

Dr. Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny.

#87

Thor: I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed! [pause] Please don't cut my hair! Noooooo!

#88

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again? image

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again?

#89

I know, I’m not supposed to love music. But my great-grandma Coco’s father was the greatest musician of all time, Ernesto de la Cruz. One day he left with his guitar and never returned, now my family thinks music is a curse.

#90

The mystery of whose story it will be. Of who draws the curtain. Who is it that chooses our steps in the dance? Who drives us mad? Lashes us with whips and crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible? Who is it, that does all of these things? Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we will never die? Who teaches us what is real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we will die to defend? Who chains us? And who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

#91

This is not going to go the way you think! image

This is not going to go the way you think!

You've got to be shitting me.

Thor: No, give me that.
Thor: You have the little one.

#94

I never yielded, and as you can see, I am not dead. image

I never yielded, and as you can see, I am not dead.

#95

 The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't. image

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.

#96

There's no cavalry. No one will magically appear and save you in the end image

There's no cavalry. No one will magically appear and save you in the end

#97

 It's a beautiful mistake. But a mistake. image

It's a beautiful mistake. But a mistake.

#98

You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity. image

You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity.

 Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done. image

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done.

I had learned that knowing what something is is not the same as knowing how something feels. image

I had learned that knowing what something is is not the same as knowing how something feels.

#101

I hadn't been wrong. THIS was wrong. They hadn't eliminated murder. They brought it home. They just called it by a different name. image

I hadn't been wrong. THIS was wrong. They hadn't eliminated murder. They brought it home. They just called it by a different name.

#102

[Bruce Wayne] Maybe it's that Gotham City and me... we just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

#103

Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already! image

Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!

#104

Proof that Tony Stark has a heart.

Faster, ladies! Come on! My GRANDMOTHER has more life in her, God rest her soul. move it! image

Faster, ladies! Come on! My GRANDMOTHER has more life in her, God rest her soul. move it!

In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?

#107

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was. image

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was.

What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

#109

Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.
Tony Stark: Apparently I am volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

#110

Tony Stark: [Covering one eye] How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.

#111

Agent Phil Coulson: [on phone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

#112

It always ends in a fight. image

It always ends in a fight.

I used to want to save the world. This beautiful place. But I knew so little then. It is a land of beauty and wonder, worth cherishing in every way. But the closer you get, the more you see the great darkness simmering within. And mankind? Mankind is another story altogether.
[First lines of movie]

My destiny is to rule all others. image

My destiny is to rule all others.

#115

Ernesto de la Cruz: I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

#116

I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me. image

I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, umm... 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I would say I am feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.

#118

Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [Crying] I'm totally from the future.

#119

Shazam : Gentlemen...
Freddy Freeman :You have bullet immunity!
Shazam : I'm bulletproof!
Shazam : You're dead.
Shazam :Sorry about your window... but you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Freddy Freeman : Have a good night!
Shazam : Oh hey, wassup? I'm a superhero!

#120

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people. image

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.

#121

I am Groot. image

I am Groot.

#122

I'm not afraid. I'm angry. image

I'm not afraid. I'm angry.

#123

 They're right to fear me. image

They're right to fear me.

#124

You're not the only one with a gun, bitch.

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind? image

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind?

What in the Sam Hill? image

What in the Sam Hill?

#127

She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face. image

She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face.

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you fuckin' deserve!

#130

 There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best.

There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best."

What in the Sam Hill?

#132

I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair. image

I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair.

#133

Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions. So, Curtis wasn't playing to win. He was playing not to lose. image

Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions. So, Curtis wasn't playing to win. He was playing not to lose.

#134

 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room. image

Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.

#135

.Begin. image

.Begin.

 These are mad times we live in! Mad! image

These are mad times we live in! Mad!

 I'm through being polite, goddammit! Now, take me down. image

I'm through being polite, goddammit! Now, take me down.

 Do you want to build a snowman? image

Do you want to build a snowman?

#139

Of course: Glaciers are rivers of ICE! Ahtohallon is frozen! image

Of course: Glaciers are rivers of ICE! Ahtohallon is frozen!

#140

Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Are you in charge here?
Major Bennington : Yes I a...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : NOPE!
Major Bennington : My...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : WRONG!
Major Bennington : Na...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : I'M IN CHARGE!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Allow me to clarify
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is to vast to quantify. Agent Stone
Agent Stone : The doctor thinks you're basic
Major Bennington : Listen pal, I don't know if you realize who...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : I'm sorry major what was your name?
Major Bennington : Benningt...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : NOBODY CARES!

Let's go do some ROCK-conaissance!

You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid

Eenie, meenie, miney, mayhem.

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me. image

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me.

Thank you, Officer Brainfart. image

Thank you, Officer Brainfart.

Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise.

 Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! image

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy. image

I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy.

Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring! image

Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!

Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing. image

Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.

We are in Buckingham Palace, at the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on! image

We are in Buckingham Palace, at the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!

 I'm an army doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them. image

I'm an army doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them.

Dr. John Watson: Um... Mmm, right, you... You told me once... that you weren't a hero. Umm, there were times I didn't even think you were human but let me tell you this, you were, uh, the best man and the most human... human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. That so... there.
Dr. John Watson: I was... I was so alone. And I owe you so much.
Dr. John Watson: Oh, please, there's just one more thing, right? One more thing. One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't... be... dead. Would you, just for me, just stop it? Stop this.

Well, the short version... not dead. image

Well, the short version... not dead.

So on to some funny stories about John. If you could all just cheer up a bit, that would... be better.

Dr. John Watson: The thing about Mary is she has completely turned my life around. Changed everything. But, for the record, over the last few years there are two people who have done that, and the other one is...
Dr. John Watson: ... a complete dick-head.

Oh, do your research. I'm not a hero, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Merry Christmas!

Did you miss me?

You're Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.

Mycroft Holmes: I have access to the top level of the MI5 archive.
Mary Morstan: Yep, that's where I'm looking.
Mycroft Holmes: What do you think of MI5 security?
Mary Morstan: I think it would be a good idea.

Mycroft Holmes: What you're about to see is classified beyond top secret. Is that quite clear? Don't minute any of this. Once beyond these walls, you must never speak of it. A D-notice has been slapped on the entire incident. Only those within this room, code-names Antarctica, Langdale, Porlock and Love, will ever know the whole truth. As far as everyone else is concerned, going to the Prime Minister and way beyond, Charles Augustus...
Mycroft Holmes: Are you tweeting?

Literally.

I'm the widow of a drug dealer, I own property in central London, and, for the last bloody time, John, I'm not your housekeeper.

#164

Get out of my house. You reptile.

#165

Your evil hearing aids won't help you escape this time, so I'd get comfy. image

Your evil hearing aids won't help you escape this time, so I'd get comfy.

#166

Bees. Why did it have to be bees? image

Bees. Why did it have to be bees?

#167

Really not enjoying being one of the good guys this week. REALLY not. image

Really not enjoying being one of the good guys this week. REALLY not.

#168

 You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely. image

You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

I wish this could last forever, and yet change mocks us with her beauty.

#170

I just find clothes restricting.

#171

 I like warm hugs image

I like warm hugs

#172

 'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense! image

'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense!

#173

 To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet. image

To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet.

#174

Cliff Booth : Oh, I know you. I know all three of you! Yeah, Spahn Ranch! Spahn Ranch, yeah! Woo!
Cliff Booth : I don't know your name, but I remember that hair.
Cliff Booth : And you, I remember your white little face.
Cliff Booth : And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex : I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth : ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex.
Sadie : God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth : Tex!

#175

With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it don't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together. image

With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it don't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together.

My life hasn't been what you think it has. We all have our struggles. image

My life hasn't been what you think it has. We all have our struggles.

Look at this, I took nine million steps today! image

Look at this, I took nine million steps today!

#178

 Pop quiz, hot shot. Classic line. image

Pop quiz, hot shot. Classic line.

#179

I'm Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely, but that's okay. I am living my best life on earth.

#180

Agent Stone : I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!

Whatever this creature is, I'm going to uncover the source of its power.

I'm the top banana in a world full of monkeys.


Nobody care that our mommy is proud you can read at a 3rd grade level. Have you read Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert; she dies. And leaves behind a big giant egg sac. Look what came out of my egg sac.

Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?

Uninhabited planet, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home... A lesser man would die. I'll be home by Christmas!

Eeney, meeney, miney, Mayhem.

 Here's the thing: I'm never wrong. image

Here's the thing: I'm never wrong.

I'm sure you're hella popular.

Wherever you go, I’ll be standing right behind you. image

Wherever you go, I’ll be standing right behind you.

It. Won't. Work. image

It. Won't. Work.

 Stop. You've got to stop. image

Stop. You've got to stop.

Believe me, Beckett has plenty of experience taking a bullet for other people doing stupid things. Hell, she's married to me. image

Believe me, Beckett has plenty of experience taking a bullet for other people doing stupid things. Hell, she's married to me.

These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder. image

These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

#194

Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots... image

Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...

That one's for free. image

That one's for free.

The report read

The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.

Okay, let's go fuck the wife. Consensually. image

Okay, let's go fuck the wife. Consensually.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. image

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

Ron Franz: What does the

Ron Franz: What does the "N" stand for?
Christopher McCandless: North.
Ron Franz: Alaska?

#200

Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people, dance. image

Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people, dance.

Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead? image

Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?

#202

Skip the drama, stay with Mama! image

Skip the drama, stay with Mama!

 Evil wakes in vengeance. Be careful what you choose. image

Evil wakes in vengeance. Be careful what you choose.

How are my babies this morning? You miss me? You doing good, huh? Huh? You see, Sykes, it's a fish-eat-fish world - you either take or you get TAKEN!

#205

I will miss our conversations. image

I will miss our conversations.

 My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities. image

My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities.

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid! image

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!

 I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile. image

I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile.

 Yo, that 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me. image

Yo, that 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me.

 This guy don't wanna win no battle, he's shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS. image

This guy don't wanna win no battle, he's shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this! image

Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this!

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit. image

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit.

 I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this. image

I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

#214

So, you wanna go to a real party? image

So, you wanna go to a real party?

#215

That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off. image

That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off.

#216

Carpathia Steward : Can I take your name, please love?
Rose : Dawson, Rose Dawson. image

Carpathia Steward : Can I take your name, please love?
Rose : Dawson, Rose Dawson.

 Jack! This is where we first met. image

Jack! This is where we first met.

 I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. image

I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.

As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be." Silesius, 17th Century.

#221

 We shall not meet again, Elessar. image

We shall not meet again, Elessar.

#222

This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will. image

This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will.

#223

I'm a fan, by the way. image

I'm a fan, by the way.

#224

 I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy! image

I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy!

#225

 My Queen! My wife. My love... image

My Queen! My wife. My love...

 He never listens. image

He never listens.

#227

Desperate times, desperate measures. image

Desperate times, desperate measures.

#228

Please be quiet, brother! Your constant scheming gives me even more of a headache! image

Please be quiet, brother! Your constant scheming gives me even more of a headache!

#229

Hmmm. I don't feel drunk. image

Hmmm. I don't feel drunk.

#230

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays. image

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.

#231

Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free. image

Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free.

Serena Unger : Wait. Is this the part where you act the basic bitch and tell me you got your eye on me and that you don't trust me?
Adele Wolff : Welcome to the moment. image

Serena Unger : Wait. Is this the part where you act the basic bitch and tell me you got your eye on me and that you don't trust me?
Adele Wolff : Welcome to the moment.

You can not reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth. image

You can not reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.

Those who never change their mind never change anything. image

Those who never change their mind never change anything.

My face is mine, my hands are mine, my mouth is mine, but I'm not. I'm yours.

#236

Ben : When you have sex with a woman, be gentle and listen to her. Treat her with respect and dignity even if you don't love her.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Always tell the truth. Always take the high road.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Live each day like it could be your last. Drink it in. Be adventurous, be bold, but savour it. It goes fast.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Don't die.
Bo : I won't.

#237

Okay, eat your breakfast. The school bus will be here in 15 minutes. image

Okay, eat your breakfast. The school bus will be here in 15 minutes.

#238

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope! image

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope!

#239

Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.

Memories are not just about the past. They determine our future. You can change things. You can make things better. image

Memories are not just about the past. They determine our future. You can change things. You can make things better.

#241

I don't like it when you have plans.

#242

How dare you attack the son of Odin! image

How dare you attack the son of Odin!

#243

You're big. I've fought bigger. image

You're big. I've fought bigger.

#244

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal! image

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

#245

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner. image

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.

"Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." In my own defense, that was a week ago. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. I mean, please, aren't we all? "Textbook narcissism?" AGREED.

#247

You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

#248

Raise the mizzenmast! Jib the topsails!

#249

I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there. image

I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there.

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. image

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.

My father told me once, he said,

My father told me once, he said, "If you see something wrong happening in the world, you can either do nothing, or you can do something". And I already tried nothing.

It's not about deserve. Maybe, maybe we don't. But it's not about that, it's about what you believe. You don't think I get it, after what I've seen out there? You don't think I wish I could tell you that it was one bad guy to blame? It's not! We're all to blame!

Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you.  image

Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you.

It's really cool that you guys are ready to do battle and stuff, but I've never done battle, I've just pushed some people and run away. image

It's really cool that you guys are ready to do battle and stuff, but I've never done battle, I've just pushed some people and run away.

#256

People said the Age of Heroes would never come again. image

People said the Age of Heroes would never come again.

A true story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound... Chinese. But they're actually an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.

#258

Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson? image

Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson?

#259

I'm gonna offer the choice. Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death? image

I'm gonna offer the choice. Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

#260

Today is the first day of what's left of your life. image

Today is the first day of what's left of your life.

#261

Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph. image

Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.

Peter: Hey Karen, what's up?
Karen: Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
Peter: Listen, I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of the license plate.
Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.
Peter: Footage?
Karen: Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Peter: Everything?
Karen: Everything. It's called a Baby Monitor Protocol.

Tony Stark: You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There is a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Peter Parker: Oh.
Tony Stark: That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.

Tony Stark: You walked right into this one: I've dated hotter chicks than you.
Ellen Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!

#265

Life is about growth and change. But you, my dear god of mischief brother, just want to stay the same.

#266

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I am actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

#267

Clerk: [sneezing] I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

#268

Abuelita: Miguel, eat your food. Here, have some more.
Miguel: No, gracias.
Miguel: I mean, si.
Abuelita: Now, that is what I thought you said.

#269

Abuelita: "Día de Muertos" has begun, it is the one night of the year our ancestors can come visit us.
Miguel: I thought it might have been one of those made up things.
Miguel: I was just…
Abuelita: Shhhh.
Miguel: But…
Abuelita: Tonight is about family.

#270

Mama Imelda: Miguel, what's going on?
Miguel: Remind me how I know you?
Head Clerk: They’re your family.

#271

I need someone to show me my place in all of this. image

I need someone to show me my place in all of this.

#272

You wanna lose small I wanna win big. image

You wanna lose small I wanna win big.

Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.

#274

Move aside, there, Lebowski.

#275

This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes. image

This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes.

It's not about how much we've lost. It's about how much we have left.

I went for the head. image

I went for the head.

#278

I like this one. image

I like this one.

#279

You're saying there's a multiverse? image

You're saying there's a multiverse?

Peter Parker : Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy Hogan : Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone. image

Peter Parker : Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy Hogan : Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.

You're like a bad guy, right? image

You're like a bad guy, right?

#282

Hey, what's up? I'm a superhero. image

Hey, what's up? I'm a superhero.

#283

Billy Batson, I choose you as champion. image

Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.

#284

Wade Wilson : George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie.
Weasel : Yeah, we still...
Weasel : ... have Bowie.

#285

Then by bloodshed, do the gods make known their wil image

Then by bloodshed, do the gods make known their wil

#286

Take him. But make sure he gets a view. image

Take him. But make sure he gets a view.

#287

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding. image

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

#288

Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.

 I just wanted everybody to see me... image

I just wanted everybody to see me...

#290

 I will beat you like a Cherokee drum. image

I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.

#291

I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.

"Pussy"

 He's clean, dirty, but clean. image

He's clean, dirty, but clean.

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra! image

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra!

Only I can live forever. image

Only I can live forever.

Join me in the forest tonight and confront your fate. image

Join me in the forest tonight and confront your fate.

They never learn. Such a pity. image

They never learn. Such a pity.

From this day forth, you put your faith... in me. image

From this day forth, you put your faith... in me.

Voldemort has chosen Draco Malfoy for a mission image

Voldemort has chosen Draco Malfoy for a mission

 Good luck with that. image

Good luck with that.

#301

Did you have a nightmare? I have nightmares, too. Someday I'll explain it to you, why they came, why they won't ever go away, but I'll tell you how I survive it. I make a list in my head... of all the good things I've seen someone do. Every little thing I can remember. It's like a game. I do it over and over. Gets a little tedious after all these years, but... there are much worse games to play.

 Everyone has a choice Katniss, and I'd rather die than say what he just said. image

Everyone has a choice Katniss, and I'd rather die than say what he just said.

 Doctor Grant's not machine compatible. image

Doctor Grant's not machine compatible.

#304

Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately. image

Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.

#305

All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization. image

All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization.

#306

Isabella Swan : Did you follow me?
Edward Cullen : I... I feel very protective of you.
Isabella Swan : So you followed me.
Edward Cullen : I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking.
Isabella Swan : Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking?
Isabella Swan : So what you... you read minds?
Edward Cullen : I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.
Isabella Swan : Is there something wrong with me?
Edward Cullen : See... I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you?

#307

 I'd rather die than to stay away from you. image

I'd rather die than to stay away from you.

#308

 No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want. image

No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

#309

All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... amazing. He's amazing. image

All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... amazing. He's amazing.

#310

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die. image

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die.

#311

Albino rhinos!

#312

 NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man! image

NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!

#313

 Later, dude. image

Later, dude.

#314

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened. image

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened.

#315

Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear image

Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear

#316

You don't listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. "How's you job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.

Please, I don't support that language, just don't... DON'T! image

Please, I don't support that language, just don't... DON'T!

 I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me. image

I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me.

You get what you fucking deserve! image

You get what you fucking deserve!

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. image

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life. image

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life.

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind?

O-Ren Ishii :   Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
O-Ren Ishii : You may not be able to fight like a Samurai, but at least you can die like a Samurai. image

O-Ren Ishii : Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
O-Ren Ishii : You may not be able to fight like a Samurai, but at least you can die like a Samurai.

#324

 I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance. image

I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance.

#325

 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. image

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

#326

Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice. image

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It's everybody.

Everybody's telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs.

You're so funny, Arthur. image

You're so funny, Arthur.

Sometimes, dead is better. image

Sometimes, dead is better.

#332

Scuttle : Wa wa wa, wa wa!
Prince Eric : Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.

#333

Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off. image

Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off.

#334

 Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch. image

Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.

 Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it. image

Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it.

If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip. image

If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Richard Brewer : Lord, forgive us for our wrongdoings, for our misguidance by heathen religions. Thank you for keeping us alive. Lord, be with us in doing the right thing. Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallow be thy name.
William H. Bonney : Please, Dick. It's getting cold. I could've killed you, Dick. I could've killed you, but I don't want to kill you. I want to eat.

Charley Bowdre : Hey, Billy. I've got to get out of here. I've got a wife. She's this little Mexican gal. Please, Billy.
William H. Bonney : Charley, if you don't stand up and start whooping some ass, you ain't ever gonna see her again.

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes. image

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.

I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks. image

I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.

Don't wait for it to happen. Don't even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen. image

Don't wait for it to happen. Don't even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen.

#342

what are you prepared to do? image

what are you prepared to do?

#343

He's killing us one at a time. image

He's killing us one at a time.

#344

When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves, and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El diablo cazador de hombres". Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst. "El que hace trofeos de los hombres" means "the demon who makes trophies of men".

#345

Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me. image

Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me.

 I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget? image

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat. image

Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat.

 Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life! image

Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life!

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie? image

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie?

 I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight. image

I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.

#351

What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before? image

What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?

Now you can go anywhere you want, baby. image

Now you can go anywhere you want, baby.

Nothing. He's just another asshole. You let that negative dreck in and it'll put ya away. You can be a chickenshit and die or be a mensch and keep makin' yourself well. image

Nothing. He's just another asshole. You let that negative dreck in and it'll put ya away. You can be a chickenshit and die or be a mensch and keep makin' yourself well.

 I'll be back. image

I'll be back.

There's just more to it than picking the right color. It's the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted solid colored drapes in a little girl's room. I said 'DON'T DO IT.' - You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons.

#356

This plan of a high probability of success. image

This plan of a high probability of success.

#357

Wiggle your big toe. image

Wiggle your big toe.

#358

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword. image

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

#359

You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai. image

You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

#360

Who sent you? Who are you working for? image

Who sent you? Who are you working for?

#361

This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness. image

This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness.

#362

Each of these hawker stalls sells pretty much one dish, and they've been perfecting it for generations. You know, this is one of the only places in the world where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars. image

Each of these hawker stalls sells pretty much one dish, and they've been perfecting it for generations. You know, this is one of the only places in the world where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars.

#363

Is this a church? Or a paddy field? image

Is this a church? Or a paddy field?

I think we should return to the word of God. image

I think we should return to the word of God.

 It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not. image

It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children. image

God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children.

James Bond : Good evening, sir.
M : It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007?
James Bond : Never on the firm's time, sir.

#368

 Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me? image

Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me?

You were lucky to get out of there. image

You were lucky to get out of there.

Watch that cross fire boys. image

Watch that cross fire boys.

This is it. image

This is it.

There's always a bigger fish. image

There's always a bigger fish.

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts. image

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings. image

Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings.

 And now, if you will excuse me, I will retire. image

And now, if you will excuse me, I will retire.

#376

I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead... every single one of them. And not just the men. But the women... and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!

 Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me. image

Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me.

Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady. image

Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady.

 I've got a bad feeling about this. image

I've got a bad feeling about this.

 Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. image

Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.

 Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still... image

Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still...

#382

I have a very bad feeling about this. image

I have a very bad feeling about this.

C-3PO : The map - it is complete!
Leia : Luke! image

C-3PO : The map - it is complete!
Leia : Luke!

Never underestimate a droid. image

Never underestimate a droid.

#385

Quintus : People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I? image

Quintus : People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I?

#386

Maximus : You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero : Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to. image

Maximus : You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero : Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.

#387

Maximus : You knew Marcus Aurelius?
Proximo : I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!

#388

He killed the man who set you free. image

He killed the man who set you free.

#389

Roma Ignis image

Roma Ignis

#390

Commodus : Quintus, sword!
Commodus : Give me your sword!
Commodus : Sword, give me a sword!
Quintus : Sheathe your swords! Sheathe your swords!

#391

It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is... image

It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is...

#392

Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome. image

Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.

#393

Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom. image

Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.

#394

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men. image

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.

#395

Proximo : I am Proximo! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the last of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your death. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you die - and die you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
Proximo : Gladiators... I salute you.

#396

You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent. image

You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent.

#397

If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made. image

If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.

If we can't make memories, we can't heal. image

If we can't make memories, we can't heal.

#399

Now... where was I? image

Now... where was I?

#400

I can't remember to forget you. image

I can't remember to forget you.

#401

Remember Sammy Jankis. image

Remember Sammy Jankis.

#402

I have this condition. image

I have this condition.

#403

My wife deserves revenge, whether I know about it or not. image

My wife deserves revenge, whether I know about it or not.

#404

 Ah, fuck... Sorry. image

Ah, fuck... Sorry.

#405

You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers. image

You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers.

#406

Nice shot, Liebowitz. image

Nice shot, Liebowitz.

#407

 He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face. image

He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

I better run, tiger. image

I better run, tiger.

Do I get to say thank you this time? image

Do I get to say thank you this time?

Ha! You just got union jacked! image

Ha! You just got union jacked!

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen? image

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?

#412

Dory : I don't. image

Dory : I don't.

#413

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going! image

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!

#414

Simple maybe, but not easy. image

Simple maybe, but not easy.

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here! image

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!

#416

Seraph : Did you always know?
The Oracle : Oh, no. No, I didn't. But I believed... I believed. image

Seraph : Did you always know?
The Oracle : Oh, no. No, I didn't. But I believed... I believed.

#417

It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious. image

It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious.

#418

Kentucky Fried Chicken! In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen! image

Kentucky Fried Chicken! In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen!

#419

Dolores : Hello.
Dr. Don Shirley : You must be Dolores.
Dolores : Welcome!
Dr. Don Shirley : Buon natale. Thank you for sharing your husband with me.
Dolores : Thank you for helping him with the letters.
Dolores : You hungry?

#420

We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours. image

We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours.

#421

 Death to any other Mother. image

Death to any other Mother.

#422

Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over? image

Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?

#423

Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful. image

Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful.

#424

Chew on this, you ugly bastard. image

Chew on this, you ugly bastard.

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter. image

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter.

That's something you can't unsee. image

That's something you can't unsee.

#427

 It's wonderful. You should be very proud. image

It's wonderful. You should be very proud.

#428

This belonged to the greatest warrior who ever lived. image

This belonged to the greatest warrior who ever lived.

#429

Wow, that's an impressive trick. image

Wow, that's an impressive trick.

#430

 Sorry, Bumblebee! image

Sorry, Bumblebee!

#431

Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you! image

Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you!

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.

 I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. image

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

 There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood. image

There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to. image

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.

#436

 My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it. image

My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it.

#437

Master Sergeant Farell : I see everyone is having a productive morning. You know it gives me a swell of pride knowing soldiers of your... caliber will be leading the charge tomorrow. Tip of the spear. Edge of the knife.
Master Sergeant Farell : Crack of my ass.

 Nature has an order. A power to restore balance. I believe he is that power. image

Nature has an order. A power to restore balance. I believe he is that power.

When people have the freedom to choose, they choose wrong - every single time. image

When people have the freedom to choose, they choose wrong - every single time.

#440

I know you know a lot of people, and with a good lawyer you'll get out of jail in a few years. And then I'll come for you. I'll find you, and we both know what's gonna happen. image

I know you know a lot of people, and with a good lawyer you'll get out of jail in a few years. And then I'll come for you. I'll find you, and we both know what's gonna happen.

#441

Officer Bernard : This is gonna end bad for you.
Bryan Mills : Don't be such a pessimist. image

Officer Bernard : This is gonna end bad for you.
Bryan Mills : Don't be such a pessimist.

#442

Bernie : You want me to put a tail on him?
Franck Dotzler : No, it's a waste of time. They always fumble them. These guys could lose a tail if it was attached to a dog. We're done. image

Bernie : You want me to put a tail on him?
Franck Dotzler : No, it's a waste of time. They always fumble them. These guys could lose a tail if it was attached to a dog. We're done.

 I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets. image

I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.

Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive? image

Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive?

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he? image

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he?

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on. image

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on.

You know what, if the country were run by people like you, Irving Rosenfeld, we'd be living in Eastern Europe or Guatemala. image

You know what, if the country were run by people like you, Irving Rosenfeld, we'd be living in Eastern Europe or Guatemala.

 When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you. image

When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.

#449

 I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop. image

I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere. image

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

 I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp. image

I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp.

#452

 Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying! I'm just teasing, you're adorable. I love you so much, darling. image

Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying! I'm just teasing, you're adorable. I love you so much, darling.

 I'm just teasing! image

I'm just teasing!

I really did try, Rapunzel. I tried to warn you what was out there. The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!

How do you say

How do you say "No way I'm doing this" in crazy?

#456

 Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that? image

Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that?

#457

 He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it? image

He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

 Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close. image

Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.

Queen Narissa : If I'm to remain queen I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!
Robert : Over my dead body!
Queen Narissa : Alright, I'm flexible.

Please, don't leave me. image

Please, don't leave me.

 It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror. image

It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror.

Happiest time of my life is when I was broke. image

Happiest time of my life is when I was broke.

#463

 What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up! image

What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

#464

It walks... like a man! image

It walks... like a man!

#465

Your faith brings death! image

Your faith brings death!

What the fuck? What the fuck? You saw that right? That was real? What the fuck is going on? image

What the fuck? What the fuck? You saw that right? That was real? What the fuck is going on?

 Fire doesn't cleanse, it blackens! image

Fire doesn't cleanse, it blackens!

Oscar : Don't... swallow!
Lenny : Oscar?
Oscar : No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?
Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...
Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!
Lenny : Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...
Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!

#469

 Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah! image

Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!

#470

Yippee-ki-yay...!

#471

Sykes! My brother from another mother! image

Sykes! My brother from another mother!

#472

Sykes : Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer!
Don Lino : My Lenny is a killer, you hear me? A cold-blooded killer! Look at him!

#473

Hey, Luca... Get Sykes. He knows that Reef better than anybody. I want to know all about this guy. I want to know what he does. I want to know where he eats. I want to know where he sleeps. He pops a gill, I want to know about it. Who is the Shark Slayer?

#474

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY. image

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.

#475

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future. image

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future.

Spring, 1877. This marks the longest I've stayed in one place since I left the farm at 17. There is so much here I will never understand. I've never been a church going man, and what I've seen on the field of battle has led me to question God's purpose. But there is indeed something spiritual in this place. And though it may forever be obscure to me, I cannot but be aware of its power. I do know that it is here that I've known my first untroubled sleep in many years.

As a matter of fact dawg, here's a pencil, go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful; and don't come back 'til somethin' dope hits you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home wit' you.

Alex : So how come they call you rabbit?
Future : Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.

#479

John Shaft II :  Damn, you back at having a knife fight?
John Shaft I : Oh hell no, I shot him. image

John Shaft II : Damn, you back at having a knife fight?
John Shaft I : Oh hell no, I shot him.

#480

 We win, Gracie ! image

We win, Gracie !

Jack : Well, yes, ma'am, I do... I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count.
Molly Brown : Well said, Jack.

#482

 I'm the king of the world! image

I'm the king of the world!

#483

I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it. image

I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.

#484

Cal Hockley : You're a good liar.
Jack : Almost as good as you. There's uh- there's no arrangement is there?
Cal Hockley : Oh, there is... Not that you'll benefit from it... I always win, Jack.

#485

Oh shit this is cold! Shit, shit, shit. image

Oh shit this is cold! Shit, shit, shit.

#486

 This is bad! image

This is bad!

#487

What? Do you think a first class girl can't drink?

Rose is displeased... what to do? image

Rose is displeased... what to do?

#489

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! image

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

#490

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later. image

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.

#491

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? image

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

#492

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles. image

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles.

#493

Harry, your hands are freezing! image

Harry, your hands are freezing!

#494

 Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har? image

Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?

#495

 I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings... image

I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings...

#496

 Son of a bitch! I mean your Honor, that was a hell of a shot. image

Son of a bitch! I mean your Honor, that was a hell of a shot.

 I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense. image

I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.

Is it you? My great and worthy opponent? But it can't be. Not this pitiful, spineless, pasty, bloated codfish I see before me. You're not even a shadow of Peter Pan.

That's Stark's father. Who's the girl? image

That's Stark's father. Who's the girl?

Natasha Romanoff : You're not gonna put me in a prison. You're not gonna put any of us in a prison. You know why?
Committee General : Do enlighten us
Natasha Romanoff : Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we helped make it that way. But we're also the ones best qualified to defend it. So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.

 The undercarriage is filthy! image

The undercarriage is filthy!

#502

Think I'm gettin' the hang of this! image

Think I'm gettin' the hang of this!

#503

 There's an eye-opener, and no mistake. image

There's an eye-opener, and no mistake.

#504

One Ring to rule them all. image

One Ring to rule them all.

#505

Do not let your hearts be troubled. image

Do not let your hearts be troubled.

#506

The time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone? image

The time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?

#507

I have served. I will be of service. image

I have served. I will be of service.

#508

 I still have time. image

I still have time.

#509

The Director : All of this for what, because of a puppy?
John Wick : It wasn't just a puppy.

#510

You look as bad as I feel. image

You look as bad as I feel.

#511

 I gotta say, I'm a pretty big fan. image

I gotta say, I'm a pretty big fan.

#512

 Bad shit happens to people I care about. image

Bad shit happens to people I care about.

#513

 Fuck. image

Fuck.

#514

This is my father... Chuck. image

This is my father... Chuck.

#515

 It's got a lot of water... image

It's got a lot of water...

#516

Hey, keep it out front. Alright? image

Hey, keep it out front. Alright?

#517

Logan, you still have time. image

Logan, you still have time.

#518

 Our boat... the Sunseeker. image

Our boat... the Sunseeker.

#519

As I live and breathe,

As I live and breathe, "the Wolverine".

#520

No. No! NO! image

No. No! NO!

#521

Showtime, boy! image

Showtime, boy!

#522

Stop shooting! She heals. image

Stop shooting! She heals.

#523

See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced. image

See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced.

#524

I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby. image

I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby.

#525

Beware the light. image

Beware the light.

#526

The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction. image

The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction.

 There's still hope. Don't do this! image

There's still hope. Don't do this!

I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now. image

I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now.

She's coming. image

She's coming.

This is your fault, Charles. image

This is your fault, Charles.

#531

Why did you make me do that? She was my friend... image

Why did you make me do that? She was my friend...

#532

 I'm scared. And when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love. image

I'm scared. And when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love.

#533

Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us... image

Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us...

#534

"You want to pick that shit up?"

#535

You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid... image

You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid...

So much for being a survivor. image

So much for being a survivor.

 Do what you were made for! image

Do what you were made for!

Imagine if they were metal... image

Imagine if they were metal...

 My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there. image

My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there.

Since when did we become a disease? image

Since when did we become a disease?

#541

In chess, the pawns go first. image

In chess, the pawns go first.

Charles always wanted to build bridges... image

Charles always wanted to build bridges...

 Such a shame. She was so beautiful. image

Such a shame. She was so beautiful.

  Traitors to their own cause... image

Traitors to their own cause...

 In a game of chess the pawns go first. image

In a game of chess the pawns go first.

Logan, you're making me blush. image

Logan, you're making me blush.

#547

You picked the wrong house, bub. image

You picked the wrong house, bub.

#548


 Holy shit. image


Holy shit.

#549

  How does it feel, BUB? image

How does it feel, BUB?

#550

 If you want to shoot me, then shoot me! image

If you want to shoot me, then shoot me!

#551

 Remember... image

Remember...

#552

Simba, you must remember who you are: the one true king. image

Simba, you must remember who you are: the one true king.

#553

 You must take your place... in the circle of life. image

You must take your place... in the circle of life.

#554

 Look at the stars, the great kings look down on us from those stars... And so will I. image

Look at the stars, the great kings look down on us from those stars... And so will I.

#555

Stay low to the ground, check the wind... the shadows, and wait for the perfect moment to pounce. image

Stay low to the ground, check the wind... the shadows, and wait for the perfect moment to pounce.

#556

Look closer. You see, he lives in you. image

Look closer. You see, he lives in you.

#557

 It is time. image

It is time.

#558

  You seem to bring me the rough, but not the diamond. image

You seem to bring me the rough, but not the diamond.

#559

 Second best is not enough to suit me! And it's not enough to save you! image

Second best is not enough to suit me! And it's not enough to save you!

#560

 That boy may have just saved the war for us. image

That boy may have just saved the war for us.

#561

The man wants to die! image

The man wants to die!

#562

 The Gods only protect the strong. image

The Gods only protect the strong.

#563

 Peace is for women and the weak. image

Peace is for women and the weak.

#564

 It's a beautiful night. image

It's a beautiful night.

#565

Patroclus : Nervous?
Achilles : Petrified. image

Patroclus : Nervous?
Achilles : Petrified.

#566

 The gods envy us. image

The gods envy us.

#567

 Is there no one else? Is there no one else? image

Is there no one else? Is there no one else?

#568

 You are a far better king than the one leading this army. image

You are a far better king than the one leading this army.

#569

 Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory! image

Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory!

#570

 If I hurt you, it's not what I wanted image

If I hurt you, it's not what I wanted

#571

You fight much harder than you fuck. image

You fight much harder than you fuck.

#572

 Steel and flesh... life and death... war. image

Steel and flesh... life and death... war.

#573

f death comes, I'm ready! image

f death comes, I'm ready!

#574

You there, Ephialtes. May you live forever. image

You there, Ephialtes. May you live forever.

Persian cowards. image

Persian cowards.

 Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood. image

Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood.

#577

 This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen! image

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen!

#578

When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected. image

When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected.

#579

Those behind cry,

Those behind cry, "FORWARD!" Those in front cry, "BACK!"

#580

NOW he can climb. image

NOW he can climb.

#581

We'll try to hold them off. image

We'll try to hold them off.

#582

I realize you weren't born a wolf, but couldn't you at least act like one? image

I realize you weren't born a wolf, but couldn't you at least act like one?

#583

 I think they like me. image

I think they like me.

#584

 What's done is done when we say it's done. image

What's done is done when we say it's done.

#585

 I'll figure it out. image

I'll figure it out.

#586

Join the IMF! See the world! On a monitor. In a closet. image

Join the IMF! See the world! On a monitor. In a closet.

#587

 More fan! More fan! More fan! image

More fan! More fan! More fan!

#588

 Yeah, this isn't going well! image

Yeah, this isn't going well!

 Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay? image

Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay?

 No friggin' way that thing's still not down... image

No friggin' way that thing's still not down...

 That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen. image

That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen.

#592

Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth. image

Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth.

#593

 Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it. image

Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.

#594

 I support the missionary's position. image

I support the missionary's position.

You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid! image

You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!

  You can sleep when you're dead! image

You can sleep when you're dead!

#597

 Gentlemen, I will not ask more of any man than what that man can do. But I will ask this: are we not king's men? image

Gentlemen, I will not ask more of any man than what that man can do. But I will ask this: are we not king's men?

#598

I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind? image

I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

#599

Ronson didn't make it, did he? image

Ronson didn't make it, did he?

#600

I always did hate this house. image

I always did hate this house.

#601

 A storm's coming. image

A storm's coming.

#602

 Who's got the list? Tell me! Who are you working for? image

Who's got the list? Tell me! Who are you working for?

#603

We all have one enemy, and that's Snow! He corrupts everyone and everything! He turns the best of us against each other. Stop killing for him! Tonight, turn your weapons to the Capitol! Turn your weapons to Snow!

We can take down the Capitol. image

We can take down the Capitol.

Prim! PRIMROSE! image

Prim! PRIMROSE!

Katniss Everdeen : You should have been the Mockingjay. Nobody else would tell you what to say.
Johanna Mason : But nobody likes me.
Katniss Everdeen : They're afraid of you.

I wish he'd hurry up with that last part. image

I wish he'd hurry up with that last part.

Katniss Everdeen : I know you. You were a stylist in the Games.
Tigris : Until Snow decided I wasn't pretty enough anymore.
Katniss Everdeen : I'm here to kill him.

Friend, lover, Victor, fiancé, enemy, target, mutt. And now ally? Yeah, I'll add that to the list of words I use to try to figure you out. image

Friend, lover, Victor, fiancé, enemy, target, mutt. And now ally? Yeah, I'll add that to the list of words I use to try to figure you out.

 I found these over by the edge of the forest. It's primrose. image

I found these over by the edge of the forest. It's primrose.

President Snow : Let me see. I... I need to see for myself. image

President Snow : Let me see. I... I need to see for myself.

Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us. image

Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us.

Ms. Everdeen, it's the things we love the most that destroy us. Did you think I didn't know your friends are in the Tribute Center? image

Ms. Everdeen, it's the things we love the most that destroy us. Did you think I didn't know your friends are in the Tribute Center?

It must be a fragile system if it can be brought down by just a few berries. image

It must be a fragile system if it can be brought down by just a few berries.

People wanna fight! image

People wanna fight!

Remember who the real enemy is. image

Remember who the real enemy is.

Caesar Flickerman : But, Peeta, the wedding, the marriage, never to be?
Peeta Mellark : Well, actually, we got married... in secret.
Caesar Flickerman : A secret wedding. All right, do tell.
Peeta Mellark : We... we want our love to be eternal.
Caesar Flickerman : Of course.
Peeta Mellark : You know, Katniss and I... we've been... we've been luckier than most, and I wouldn't have any regrets at all, i-i-if it... if it weren't... if...
Caesar Flickerman : If it weren't... for what? What? What?
Peeta Mellark : If it weren't for the baby.

Be careful, it's a force field up there. image

Be careful, it's a force field up there.

Ladies and gentlemen, from District 12: Katniss Everdeen - the girl on fire! image

Ladies and gentlemen, from District 12: Katniss Everdeen - the girl on fire!

And we're ready. image

And we're ready.

I hate trees! image

I hate trees!

#622

Hey, don't give me that shit. image

Hey, don't give me that shit.

#623

 Run! image

Run!

#624

Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked. image

Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked.

#625

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control. image

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

#626

Vertel me wie ik ben. image

Vertel me wie ik ben.

#627

Jason Bourne : She wouldn't want me to.
Jason Bourne : That's the only reason you're alive. image

Jason Bourne : She wouldn't want me to.
Jason Bourne : That's the only reason you're alive.

I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward. image

I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward.

#629

Shut up and fly straight! image

Shut up and fly straight!

#630

Oops.

Rogue One is hit. I'm goin' in. Sorry Jake.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

#633

Sometimes it's better to keep the genie in the bottle. image

Sometimes it's better to keep the genie in the bottle.

#634

 Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead. image

Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.

#635

Hiccup :  So, what should we name it?
Hiccup : Itchy Armpit it is. image

Hiccup : So, what should we name it?
Hiccup : Itchy Armpit it is.

#636

Moose Finbar : You better go in there and save her!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
Moose Finbar : I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.

#637

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : This is a video game, which means we have special skills.
Moose Finbar : Why am I running so slow?

#638

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : I want to stay with you, like this.
Ruby Roundhouse : Then let's be like this... every day. Just come home.

#639

sometimes... it's easy to get so focused on your own stuff that... you forget other people have problems too.

#640

The goal for you. I'll recite in verse / Return the jewel and lift the curse / If you wish to leave the game / You must save Jumanji and call out its name.

#641

Strength and honor. image

Strength and honor.

#642

[Bruce Wayne] Criminals are like weeds, Alfred; pull one up, another grows in its place. This is about the future of the world. This is my legacy.

#643

Batman: It's okay, I'm a friend of your son's.
Martha Kent: [grins] I figured. The cape.

#644

Men are still good. We fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to. image

Men are still good. We fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to.

#645

All this time I've been living my life the way my father saw it. Righting wrongs for a ghost, thinking I'm here to do good. Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas. image

All this time I've been living my life the way my father saw it. Righting wrongs for a ghost, thinking I'm here to do good. Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas.

#646

A hundred years ago I walked away from mankind; from a century of horrors... Men made a world where standing together is impossible. image

A hundred years ago I walked away from mankind; from a century of horrors... Men made a world where standing together is impossible.

You know, it's true what they say about little boys: born with no natural inclination to share. image

You know, it's true what they say about little boys: born with no natural inclination to share.

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. image

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.

#649

I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all? image

I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. image

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

#651

At least make it a challenge for me! image

At least make it a challenge for me!

#652

I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us! image

I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!

#653

He says his name is Thor... image

He says his name is Thor...

#654

I'm just a kid from Brooklyn. image

I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.

It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right? image

It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right?

I'm... Captain America.

Give your friend the respect of making his own decisions! image

Give your friend the respect of making his own decisions!

Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too. image

Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too.

#659

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there. image

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.

#660

Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
[a new arc reactor explodes]
Oops!

#661

I lost both the kids in the divorce. image

I lost both the kids in the divorce.

#662

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others. image

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.

#663

Well, I got his attention. What the hell was step two?

#664

An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence? Historically, not awesome.

#665

No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing. (to thor)

#666

I'm not the one who's out of time. image

I'm not the one who's out of time.

When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost. image

When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

You people are so petty and tiny.

#669

You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys.

Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

This job... we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, next time maybe nobody gets saved.

I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith is in people, I guess. Individuals. image

I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith is in people, I guess. Individuals.

Let go of my rhodey!

If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys. image

If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys.

Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together. image

Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together.

He's gonna tear himself in half?

Zemo: Sokovia was a failed state long before you blew it to hell. No. I am here because I made a promise.
Captain America: You lost someone.
Zemo: I lost everyone. And so will you.

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost! image

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost!

I wish we had more time. I love you. [Last Lines]

Arthur Curry, I hear you can talk to fish. image

Arthur Curry, I hear you can talk to fish.

#681

There is a stranger. He comes to this village from the sea. He comes in the winter when people are hungry and brings fish. Comes out of the King tide. That was last night.

#682

I am real when it's useful. image

I am real when it's useful.

#683

Whoever you are looking for, It's not me. image

Whoever you are looking for, It's not me.

#684

Someone: What did you do this weekend, Diana?
Diana Prince: Me? Nothing very interesting.

I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns.

#686

I am Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep? image

I am Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?

#687

Walk away from that, you son of a bitch. image

Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.

#688

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I will leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right? image

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I will leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right?

#689

Jarvis, target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice.

#690

You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am. [suits up]

#691

There's just one lesson left, President Ellis. So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. Because nothing, not your army, not your red, white, and blue attack dog, can save you. I'll see you soon.

#692

The world's changed boys, it's time we change too! image

The world's changed boys, it's time we change too!

I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

#694

A creepy old man cut my hair off!

#695

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground! image

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground!

#696

Asgard is dead! image

Asgard is dead!

#697

I thought you'd be glad to see me! image

I thought you'd be glad to see me!

#698

Skurge, do you know the purpose of an executioner? An executioner does not just execute people, but he executes his leader's vision. But he mainly executes them too. I was Odin's executioner. Now, you shall be mine.

#699

Grandmaster: It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible...
[the Hulk bursts through the door]
Thor: YESSSS!
Thor: We know each other. He's a friend from work.

#700

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the god of death! What were you the god of, again?

#701

Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

#702

[the Hulk appears in the arena]
Thor: Loki, look who it is!
Loki: I have to get off this planet...

#703

Thor: Hey, big guy. Sun is getting real low.
[Hulk grabs Thor and beats him]
Loki: YES! That's what it feels like!

#704

I had a dream. It was the end of the world.

#705

Oh, it’s you. You’re going to get me into trouble, Dante. Someone could hear me! I wish someone wanted to hear me, other than you. image

Oh, it’s you. You’re going to get me into trouble, Dante. Someone could hear me! I wish someone wanted to hear me, other than you.

#706

Abuelita: Go away, you Go!
Miguel: It’s just Dante.
Abuelita: Never name a street dog. They will follow you forever. Now, go get my shoe.

#707

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. image

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

#708

Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass. Oh, and one more thing... don't wake the mother.

#709

First lines of sucker punch
Everyone has an Angel. A Guardian who watches over us. We can't know what form they'll take. One day, old man. Next day, little girl. But don't let appearances fool you, they can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they're not here to fight our battles, but to whisper from our heart. Reminding that it's us. Its everyone of us who holds power over the world we create.

#710

Blue: Did you lose your fight, huh?
Babydoll: No, I just found it.

#711

I only know one truth, it's time for the Jedi to end. image

I only know one truth, it's time for the Jedi to end.

When I found you I saw raw untamed power, and beyond that, something truly special.

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be. image

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be.

#714

I was raised to fight. For the first time I have something to fight for. image

I was raised to fight. For the first time I have something to fight for.

#715

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself. image

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.

It’s going to happen, because I’m going to make it happen. image

It’s going to happen, because I’m going to make it happen.

Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game. image

Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game.

You want to lose small, I want to win big. image

You want to lose small, I want to win big.

I don't have dreams I have goals. now it's on to the next one image

I don't have dreams I have goals. now it's on to the next one

Loyalty is a two-way street. If I'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me.

Avengers... Assemble image

Avengers... Assemble

Hail Hydra.  image

Hail Hydra.

Thor: Yes, I am.

#724

Thor: [arguing over which Avenger is strong enough to wield the Infinity Gauntle] Do you know what is coursing through my veins right now?
James Rhodes: Mmm Cheez Whiz?

#725

Thor: I love you mom.
Frigga: I love you, and eat a salad.

#726

The world needs the next Iron Man. image

The world needs the next Iron Man.

You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit. I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. I control the truth; Mysterio is the truth! image

You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit. I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. I control the truth; Mysterio is the truth!

#728


Dr. Thaddeus Sivana : Only I have the power to unleash...
Shazam :Wait, WHAT?
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana : ...you will beg for mercy...
Shazam : Are you making some, like, big, evil-guy speech right now or somethin'? You're like a mile away from me, and there's traffic and cars and stuff! All I see is mouth-movin'!
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana : As I feast on your heart...
Shazam : Ah, whatever, screw it!

#729


Shazam : I'm bulletproof!
Freddy Freeman : Hey, guys, can you shoot him in the face?
Shazam : Yeah, yeah, shoot me in the face!... Wait, what?
Shazam : ...That kinda tickles.

#730

Billy's Mom : Just a second.
Billy's Mom : Hey, look, I'm late for work already, all right? We don't need any magazines or whatever. Thanks, though.
Billy Batson : Oh, I'm not. You probably don't recognize me, but...
Billy Batson : I found my way home. Mom. It's me.
Billy's Mom : Oh, God. Is it?
Billy's Mom : Um... hang on.
Billy Batson : That wasn't Dad, was it?
Billy's Mom : No. Listen, son... It's really you, huh?
Billy Batson : I didn't mean to run away. You know that, right? I let go, but it was by accident.
Billy's Mom : Yeah, no. I know, yeah. I saw you.
Billy Batson : What?
Billy's Mom : I saw you after. So, it was never your fault. Look, I was 17, okay? And my daddy kicked me out. And your dad just decided not to be a part of anything. And I was hurting, and I was screwed up.
Billy's Mom : Look, it's just once I saw you with the police, I realized they could do a better job taking care of you than I ever will. But you're good, right? I mean, you landed on your feet. Because, I mean, you look real good. It's just... now is not a really good time for me, Bill.
Billy Batson : All I wanted to do is... let you know I'm doing good, but I have to get back to my real family. Here.
Billy's Mom : What's this?
Billy Batson : You might need it more than me.

You guys are so screwed now! image

You guys are so screwed now!

I neva freeze.

#733

What happens now determines what happens to the rest of the world.

#734

This ends today! image

This ends today!

#735

This corset is really uncomfortable, so can we all just wrap it up and go home?

#736

Zip it, Thanos! image

Zip it, Thanos!

#737

You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!

#738

Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...
Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.

#739

You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. image

You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

#740

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! image

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!

#741

You're about to get dick-slapped! image

You're about to get dick-slapped!

#742

Deadpool : I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
Deadpool : And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

#743

All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!

#744

Ronan : Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought?
Peter Quill : Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday...
Ronan : What are you doing?
Peter Quill : Dance-off, bro. Me and you.
Peter Quill : Gamora.
Peter Quill : Subtle, taking it back.
Ronan : What are you doing?
Peter Quill : I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!

#745

We'll follow your lead. image

We'll follow your lead.

#746

Star-Lord : Here you go.
Rocket Raccoon : Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.
Star-Lord : What?
Rocket Raccoon : No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?
Star-Lord : I had to transfer him 30,000 units!

#747

Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket : He hates hats.
Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket : On anyone, not just himself.
Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket : One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat.
Rocket : That's why you don't like hats?

#748

Jules Verne once wrote: "Put two ships in the open sea, without wind or tide... they will come together". That's how my parents met: like two ships destined for each other.

#749

Cue Ball : Hey, buddy. You the Fish Boy from the TV?
Arthur Curry : It's "fish man." What do you want?
Cue Ball : I'll tell you what I want. Could we get a picture with you?

#750

What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log? image

What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?

#751

What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing? image

What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing?

You came back from a place there's no way back from. I... I-I-I'm trying to find my own way back. image

You came back from a place there's no way back from. I... I-I-I'm trying to find my own way back.

Volstagg : If you even THINK about betraying him...
Loki : You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.

#754

Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather! image

Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!

#755

Steve Rogers : You know me.
The Winter Soldier : No, I don't!
Steve Rogers : Bucky. you've known me your entire life. Your name is James Buchanan Barnes...
The Winter Soldier : SHUT UP!
Steve Rogers : I'm not gonna fight you. You're my friend.
The Winter Soldier : You're my mission! YOU ARE MY MISSION!
Steve Rogers : Then finish it. 'Cause I'm with you 'til the end of the line.

Sam Wilson : Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?
Steve Rogers : If they're shooting at you, they're bad.

 Kiss this, bitch! image

Kiss this, bitch!

  I'm not going to go without you! image

I'm not going to go without you!

Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me. image

Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me.

Tell Megatron,

Tell Megatron, "Let's tango."

#761

I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide. image

I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide.

#762

Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you. image

Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.

#763

Oh, man. I'm so gonna patent this shit. image

Oh, man. I'm so gonna patent this shit.

#764

 I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe. image

I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe.

#765

 You guys have never seen a truck like this before! image

You guys have never seen a truck like this before!

#766

Come on, you old wreck. Judgement Day. image

Come on, you old wreck. Judgement Day.

#767

 Car! image

Car!

#768

 Joshua! JOSHUA! You have to contain it! image

Joshua! JOSHUA! You have to contain it!

 Oh, I'm in trouble. image

Oh, I'm in trouble.

#770

 Do not get me into trouble. image

Do not get me into trouble.

#771

You can't trick me anymore. image

You can't trick me anymore.

 Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky! image

Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!

 It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. image

It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.

#774

 I don't have friends, I got family. image

I don't have friends, I got family.

Deckard Shaw : They say if you want to glimpse the future, just look behind you. I used to think that was bollocks. And now I realise you can't outrun the past. When we were kids, you started fights with the toughest bastards in the yard, and I was the one that to step in and finish them. Rest now, little brother, want to settle you one last score.
Deckard Shaw : Take care of my brother. Anything happens to him, I'll come back looking for you!

 But not today. image

But not today.

 I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make. image

I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make.

To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost... image

To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost...

#779

 You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage. image

You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage.

#780

Johnny Tran : A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars. image

Johnny Tran : A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars.

#781

Expelliarmus! image

Expelliarmus!

 Dementors in Little Winging! Whatever next? The whole world's gone topsy-turvy! image

Dementors in Little Winging! Whatever next? The whole world's gone topsy-turvy!

 That's us! This is not normal. image

That's us! This is not normal.

I know that many of you want to fight. Some of you may even think that to fight is wise, but this is folly. Give me Harry Potter. Do this and none shall be harmed. Give me Harry Potter and I shall leave Hogwarts untouched. Give me Harry Potter and you will be rewarded. You have one hour.

Gregory Goyle : Avada Kedavra!
Ron Weasley : Aaarrrgh! That's my girlfriend you numpty!

#786

If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to KILL YOU!

#787

 Snape! He trusted you! image

Snape! He trusted you!

Waitress : "Harry Potter." Who's Harry Potter?
Harry Potter : Oh, no one. Bit of a tosser, really.

Albus Dumbledore : Are you and her...?
Harry Potter : Oh no, no, no. I mean, she's brilliant, but we're friends.

I never noticed how beautiful this place is. image

I never noticed how beautiful this place is.

 Fight back, you cowards! image

Fight back, you cowards!

 Fight back, you cowards, fight back! image

Fight back, you cowards, fight back!

 Draco... you are no assassin. image

Draco... you are no assassin.

 Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting. image

Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.

 This memory is a different kind of magic. Very dark. Very parcel. Without it, we are blind. It leaves the fate of our world to chance. You have no choice, you must not fail. Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry. image

This memory is a different kind of magic. Very dark. Very parcel. Without it, we are blind. It leaves the fate of our world to chance. You have no choice, you must not fail. Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry.

These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has faced no greater threat than it does today, but you can't fight this war on your own, Mr. Potter... he's too strong. image

These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has faced no greater threat than it does today, but you can't fight this war on your own, Mr. Potter... he's too strong.

Gibbs : What be our heading captain?
Captain Jack Sparrow : We should follow the stars, Master Gibbs.
Gibbs : Aye, AYE, Captain!
Captain Jack Sparrow : I have a rendezvous beyond my beloved horizon...

Jack Sparrow : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
Jack Sparrow : So, there is a curse? That's interesting.
Koehler : You know nothing of hell.
Jack Sparrow : That's VERY interesting. image

Jack Sparrow : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
Jack Sparrow : So, there is a curse? That's interesting.
Koehler : You know nothing of hell.
Jack Sparrow : That's VERY interesting.

Stop blowing holes in my ship! image

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. image

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Apparently, there's a leak... image

Apparently, there's a leak...

I know those canons. It's the Pearl. image

I know those canons. It's the Pearl.

Here, sell this. Food is more important than time. image

Here, sell this. Food is more important than time.

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'. image

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.

Worst fight ever. image

Worst fight ever.

#806

Sharpness is a state of mind. image

Sharpness is a state of mind.

 I saw then that my father's only fear was that his son would follow the same road. And that was the last time I ever held a gun. People always thought I grew up on a farm. And I guess, in a way, I did. But I lived a lifetime before that, in those six weeks on the road in the winter of 1931. When people ask me if Michael Sullivan was a good man, or if there was just no good in him at all, I always give the same answer. I just tell them... he was my father. image

I saw then that my father's only fear was that his son would follow the same road. And that was the last time I ever held a gun. People always thought I grew up on a farm. And I guess, in a way, I did. But I lived a lifetime before that, in those six weeks on the road in the winter of 1931. When people ask me if Michael Sullivan was a good man, or if there was just no good in him at all, I always give the same answer. I just tell them... he was my father.

There are many stories about Michael Sullivan. Some say he was a decent man. Some say there was no good in him at all. But I once spent 6 weeks on the road with him, in the winter of 1931. This is our story. image

There are many stories about Michael Sullivan. Some say he was a decent man. Some say there was no good in him at all. But I once spent 6 weeks on the road with him, in the winter of 1931. This is our story.

A man of honor always pays his debts... and keeps his word. image

A man of honor always pays his debts... and keeps his word.

#810

Anyone can lose one fight. image

Anyone can lose one fight.

Oh, look, I'm Shawrelle! I'm humping the canvas! image

Oh, look, I'm Shawrelle! I'm humping the canvas!

You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go. image

You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.

I'm always lookin' out my own eyes. image

I'm always lookin' out my own eyes.

The number one fear of people isn't dying, it's public speaking. image

The number one fear of people isn't dying, it's public speaking.

Detective Richie Roberts: Good work Frank. You... want a drink or something? Celebrate?
Frank Lucas: You got any holy water? image

Detective Richie Roberts: Good work Frank. You... want a drink or something? Celebrate?
Frank Lucas: You got any holy water?

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved. image

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

Buon giorno, Principessa! image

Buon giorno, Principessa!

#818

You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Then, after we eat, I will make love to her two or three times. If I can. image

You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. Then, after we eat, I will make love to her two or three times. If I can.

#819

  This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me. image

This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me.

#820

Daddy, you scared me to death! image

Daddy, you scared me to death!

#821

Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head. image

Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.

You want a buckshot shampoo chubby? image

You want a buckshot shampoo chubby?

#823

Hey, cheer up! I'll wait for you. Don't worry. The job'll still be here. I'll wait, you hear? Don't look so gloomy. Come on, now! image

Hey, cheer up! I'll wait for you. Don't worry. The job'll still be here. I'll wait, you hear? Don't look so gloomy. Come on, now!

#824

The city bought the site for a parking lot. They're demolishing it Saturday. image

The city bought the site for a parking lot. They're demolishing it Saturday.

#825

I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like. image

I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like.

 We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it! image

We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!

It's all right now. They've gone. Thanks, mister! Ah, that did me a lot of good. You sure got nerve the way you fought back! That's what we should all do. Fight back! We can't fight alone; but, we can lick 'em together! We didn't do so bad, did we? image

It's all right now. They've gone. Thanks, mister! Ah, that did me a lot of good. You sure got nerve the way you fought back! That's what we should all do. Fight back! We can't fight alone; but, we can lick 'em together! We didn't do so bad, did we?

#828

All I could think about in that moment was the guy in the next room was eating with only one chopstick. image

All I could think about in that moment was the guy in the next room was eating with only one chopstick.

#829

Each one I yank out will make you age for one year. Ready to talk? image

Each one I yank out will make you age for one year. Ready to talk?

#830

Awkward ass. image

Awkward ass.

#831

Put the quarter in the gas meter. image

Put the quarter in the gas meter.

#832

Death is never the end of the story. It always leaves tracks. image

Death is never the end of the story. It always leaves tracks.

To a notary, Mr. Marwan, a promise is a sacred thing. image

To a notary, Mr. Marwan, a promise is a sacred thing.

Freder: Your magnificant city, Father - and you the brain of this city - and all of us in the city's light - - and where are the people, father, whose hands built your city - - - ?
Joh Frederson: Where they belong...
Freder: Where they belong...? In the depths...? image

Freder: Your magnificant city, Father - and you the brain of this city - and all of us in the city's light - - and where are the people, father, whose hands built your city - - - ?
Joh Frederson: Where they belong...
Freder: Where they belong...? In the depths...?

Joh Frederson: What were you doing in the machine halls, Freder?
Freder: I wanted to look into the faces of the people whose little children are my brothers, my sisters... image

Joh Frederson: What were you doing in the machine halls, Freder?
Freder: I wanted to look into the faces of the people whose little children are my brothers, my sisters...

To the new Tower of Babel - to my father - ! image

To the new Tower of Babel - to my father - !

I must have a person who is faithful to me, Josaphat - how else will I be able to fulfill my destiny - ? image

I must have a person who is faithful to me, Josaphat - how else will I be able to fulfill my destiny - ?

So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that... 'cause that would make it real. image

So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that... 'cause that would make it real.

#839

Mmm, Tootski. image

Mmm, Tootski.

#840

We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! image

We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH!

#841

You see? I don't want to miss another chance. How is it possible? How can I do nothing about it? I've been asking myself for 25 years and I've only been able to come up with one answer.

You see? I don't want to miss another chance. How is it possible? How can I do nothing about it? I've been asking myself for 25 years and I've only been able to come up with one answer. "Forget it, it was another lifetime. It's over, don't ask." It wasn't another lifetime. It was this one. It is this one. Now I want to understand. How can someone live an empty life? How do you live a life full of nothing?

The truth is I don't know what to do. Morales gets worse by the day, the murderer knows that we're looking for him, I have a judge who is a moron, I want to kill Irene. And the only guy I can trust in the whole world is a drunk, a fucking asshole. I have an edge... small, but it's an edge... today is the 28th, isn't it? The drunk asshole hasn't been paid this month's salary yet, and the last month's gone, drank. So when the bartender wants to collect the bill the guy is going to face a dilemma: Either he says he has no money, and goes to jail, push comes to shove, there is a big mess, and his wife finally kicks him out of his house. Or he turns to the asshole of his boss, that would be me, and asks him to pay. But there's a catch: the boss is an asshole, but not such a big one, so he's going to pay... again, but he wants a favor in return. And the drunk asshole won't be able to say no, right? image

The truth is I don't know what to do. Morales gets worse by the day, the murderer knows that we're looking for him, I have a judge who is a moron, I want to kill Irene. And the only guy I can trust in the whole world is a drunk, a fucking asshole. I have an edge... small, but it's an edge... today is the 28th, isn't it? The drunk asshole hasn't been paid this month's salary yet, and the last month's gone, drank. So when the bartender wants to collect the bill the guy is going to face a dilemma: Either he says he has no money, and goes to jail, push comes to shove, there is a big mess, and his wife finally kicks him out of his house. Or he turns to the asshole of his boss, that would be me, and asks him to pay. But there's a catch: the boss is an asshole, but not such a big one, so he's going to pay... again, but he wants a favor in return. And the drunk asshole won't be able to say no, right?

I know that you feel like you’re going insane sometimes. I’m the only one who can help you. image

I know that you feel like you’re going insane sometimes. I’m the only one who can help you.

Who are we if we can't protect them? We have to protect them. image

Who are we if we can't protect them? We have to protect them.

Your father will protect you. Your father will always protect you. image

Your father will protect you. Your father will always protect you.

Cedrick the Bellman : Do you know how the TV works?
Kevin McCallister : I'm 10 years old. TV is my life. image

Cedrick the Bellman : Do you know how the TV works?
Kevin McCallister : I'm 10 years old. TV is my life.

#847

Fredrick Little : Now, now. If there's a problem I simply pull on this string...
Fredrick Little : Well, now you can be upset. image

Fredrick Little : Now, now. If there's a problem I simply pull on this string...
Fredrick Little : Well, now you can be upset.

#848

George Little : Dad?
Fredrick Little : What?
George Little : Am I in trouble?
Fredrick Little : No, son. You're in BIG trouble. image

George Little : Dad?
Fredrick Little : What?
George Little : Am I in trouble?
Fredrick Little : No, son. You're in BIG trouble.

#849

May I press you to a cucumber sandwich? image

May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

#850

 Do you trust me? image

Do you trust me?

#851

 It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name. image

It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.

 If it weren't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking,

If it weren't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking, "Polly want a cracker!"

#853

 Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back. image

Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a fat man with greasy hair and half a moustache. image

There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a fat man with greasy hair and half a moustache.

#855

 Where are all the goddamned knives? image

Where are all the goddamned knives?

#856

  You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person. image

You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.

#857

You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her You should be upset that I had a laugh with her! image

You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her You should be upset that I had a laugh with her!

#858

 I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a donut hole at all but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not a hole at all! image

I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a donut hole at all but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not a hole at all!

 But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it. image

But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it.

Best judge of character is a dog. I've found that to be true.

What's the cheese?

You had me at hello image

You had me at hello

Show me the money. image

Show me the money.

#864

I wasn’t even there when he died. image

I wasn’t even there when he died.

#865

No matter how badass you think you are, there is always a badass bigger than you. - Amir to Tyler image

No matter how badass you think you are, there is always a badass bigger than you. - Amir to Tyler

#866

 Say something, or I shall get bored. And when I get bored, I get hungry! image

Say something, or I shall get bored. And when I get bored, I get hungry!

#867

One day you will speak, and the jungle will listen. What will you say then, man-cub? image

One day you will speak, and the jungle will listen. What will you say then, man-cub?

#868

 Leave the man-cub alone. He belongs with us! image

Leave the man-cub alone. He belongs with us!

#869

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours. image

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours.

#870

Bing Bong: You made it! Go! Go save Riley!
Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me. Okay? image

Bing Bong: You made it! Go! Go save Riley!
Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

#871

Livers are important, Cuddy. You can't live without them, hence the name. image

Livers are important, Cuddy. You can't live without them, hence the name.

You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor. Somehow, that question doesn't seem relevant anymore. image

You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor. Somehow, that question doesn't seem relevant anymore.

You gonna trust me? I lie about everything. image

You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.

 It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. But I came here to work with House. image

It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. But I came here to work with House.

A nice murder. That will cheer you up.

#876

So if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. If you don't, I'll make you into shoes. image

So if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. If you don't, I'll make you into shoes.

 Did we just break into a military base to investigate a rabbit? image

Did we just break into a military base to investigate a rabbit?

Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.

John, you are addicted to a certain lifestyle. You're abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people, so is it truly such a surprise that the woman you fall in love with conforms to that pattern.

There must be something comforting about the number three. People always give up after three.

Lady Smallwood: Here.
Mycroft Holmes: What's this?
Lady Smallwood: My number.
Mycroft Holmes: I already have your number.
Lady Smallwood: My private number.
Mycroft Holmes: Why would I need that?
Lady Smallwood: I don't know. Maybe you'd like a drink sometime.
Mycroft Holmes: Of what?
Lady Smallwood: Up to you. Call me.

For a guy who has experienced his fair share of mysteries, one mystery I still can't figure out is why some people come into our lives. Why some people go, and others become a part of you. Some friendships feel like they'll last forever. And others end far too soon. Not every friendship is meant to last a lifetime. What does last forever is the pain when that person is gone.

#883

Dude. Don't run angry. We don't know how to defeat him yet. image

Dude. Don't run angry. We don't know how to defeat him yet.

#884

Dr. Harrison Wells: Cisco, bring the generator on-line. Make sure Barry gets the charge.
Cisco Ramon: What? You're not coming with me? I am not leaving you.
Dr. Harrison Wells: Listen to me. Of everything I've done in my life, of everything I have invented, my most important creation is the Flash. Barry Allen must have a future. Now, go. Go! image

Dr. Harrison Wells: Cisco, bring the generator on-line. Make sure Barry gets the charge.
Cisco Ramon: What? You're not coming with me? I am not leaving you.
Dr. Harrison Wells: Listen to me. Of everything I've done in my life, of everything I have invented, my most important creation is the Flash. Barry Allen must have a future. Now, go. Go!

#885

God, I wish I had taken a language in high school. image

God, I wish I had taken a language in high school.

#886

There you go again, saving me from that evil dress. image

There you go again, saving me from that evil dress.

#887

You're gonna need to think about a lot of dead puppies, like, we're talkin' a whole kennel. And baseball. Cold showers. You know what? Nuns. image

You're gonna need to think about a lot of dead puppies, like, we're talkin' a whole kennel. And baseball. Cold showers. You know what? Nuns.

#888

Whoa. Guys, this is mad freaky. image

Whoa. Guys, this is mad freaky.

#889

 First rule of mechanical engineering, dude: Never waste good tech. image

First rule of mechanical engineering, dude: Never waste good tech.

#890

You won't be able to rob anyone if everyone's dead. image

You won't be able to rob anyone if everyone's dead.

#891

I'm seeing things I don't want to see. I'm knowing things I don't want to know. I just want it to stop. image

I'm seeing things I don't want to see. I'm knowing things I don't want to know. I just want it to stop.

#892

Optimism must be an Earth-1 thing. image

Optimism must be an Earth-1 thing.

#893

 I never thought I'd miss time travel. image

I never thought I'd miss time travel.

#894

Wells with a sense of humor. That's new. image

Wells with a sense of humor. That's new.

Barry, I am very good at bossing my little brother around. image

Barry, I am very good at bossing my little brother around.

#896

Let's dance, cricket face. image

Let's dance, cricket face.

Nash needs help, not maiming. image

Nash needs help, not maiming.

Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed. It's totally understandable and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay? image

Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed. It's totally understandable and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?

I'm talking about you and Lil' Miss Hannah Montana on Gossip Girl. image

I'm talking about you and Lil' Miss Hannah Montana on Gossip Girl.

When I care about someone I'm not afraid to show it. image

When I care about someone I'm not afraid to show it.

#901

Revenge is a poison. Revenge is for fools and for mad men. image

Revenge is a poison. Revenge is for fools and for mad men.

I wanted to take your hand, Ben's hand. image

I wanted to take your hand, Ben's hand.

#903

 I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous. image

I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

 Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy. image

Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy.

Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say. image

Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

We're lighter, we're faster, and if that don't work, we're nastier. image

We're lighter, we're faster, and if that don't work, we're nastier.

I believe in you, Elsa. More than anyone or anything. image

I believe in you, Elsa. More than anyone or anything.

#908

I bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here. It's really quite simple. It began with two sisters. One born with magical powers, and one born powerless, with her love of snowmen, infinite.

#909

Did you know gorillas burp when they're happy?

#910

Don't chew that, you don't know what I've stepped in.

#911

I don't think Elsa's ok.

#912

Olaf : I will have all the answers when I am older, like why we are in this dark, enchanted wood. I know in a couple years, these will seem like childish fears, and so I know it isn't bad, it's good.
Olaf : Excuse me...

#913

Not the face! You bitch! Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!

 I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave. image

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

 Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! image

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

 I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes. image

I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes.

 Evelyn, I'm sorry. I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me. image

Evelyn, I'm sorry. I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me.

Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas. image

Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas.

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina. image

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

Jay Sebring : Is everybody okay?
Rick Dalton : Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure.

#921

 What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker? image

What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?

#922

You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh? image

You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

#923

And away we go. image

And away we go.

#924

Pussycat : This was a mistake; you should leave.
Cliff Booth : Way ahead of you. image

Pussycat : This was a mistake; you should leave.
Cliff Booth : Way ahead of you.

#925

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change. image

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change.

I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support! image

I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!

#927

Technical Support! image

Technical Support!

#928

 I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats. image

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

 I'm so afraid of how powerful this is! image

I'm so afraid of how powerful this is!

Help me get one more. image

Help me get one more.

 I don't know how I'm going to live with myself if I don't stay true to what I believe. image

I don't know how I'm going to live with myself if I don't stay true to what I believe.

It looks much worse than it is. Girls will still want to kiss you. image

It looks much worse than it is. Girls will still want to kiss you.

Why stop 'em? Saves me whipping them both. This way, I just whip the one that wins. image

Why stop 'em? Saves me whipping them both. This way, I just whip the one that wins.

#934

Artie got hit in the back. It blew most of his guts and intestines out his front, offal everywhere. Wrecked his uniform entirely. It was lucky he was dead, so he never knew how awful his uniform looked. image

Artie got hit in the back. It blew most of his guts and intestines out his front, offal everywhere. Wrecked his uniform entirely. It was lucky he was dead, so he never knew how awful his uniform looked.

#935

That's why I'm stronger. image

That's why I'm stronger.

#936

You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better. image

You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

#937

Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go. image

Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go.

#938

 Stupid is as stupid does. image

Stupid is as stupid does.

I am so fucking over clowns! image

I am so fucking over clowns!

I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr J! Because I'm Harley Freaking Quinn! image

I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr J! Because I'm Harley Freaking Quinn!

Never call a woman a

Never call a woman a "chick". I'll accept "broad", "lady", "woman" and on occasion "bitch".

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job".

#943

 Not quite my tempo. image

Not quite my tempo.

#944

 Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set? image

Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?

#945

 For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough. image

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough.

#946

If you want the fucking part, earn it! image

If you want the fucking part, earn it!

#947

 The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage. image

The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.

#948

 You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it? image

You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it?

#949

Jessica. Only child. Illinois, Chicago. image

Jessica. Only child. Illinois, Chicago.

#950

Pisi-kaka! image

Pisi-kaka!

#951

Gotta go fast!

#952

So why am I, an incredibly handsome boy in blue, being chased by a creep in a Civil War moustache? Well, let's say I've been running all my life. Am I going too fast? It's what I do. Let's go back!

#953

This is MY power, and I'm not running away any more! I'm using it to protect my friends!

#954

Uhhh... meow?

#955

Say hi to Crazy Carl. He calls me the Blue Devil.

#956


I really am alone. All alone. For ever.

#957

Turns out, with great power comes great power-hungry guys!

#958

Blue alien hedgehogs are people too.

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! image

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!

Captain Rhodes : Steel, shoot that woman.
Pvt. Steel : Bang, you're dead! image

Captain Rhodes : Steel, shoot that woman.
Pvt. Steel : Bang, you're dead!

#961

 Go on run, run you fucking lunatics! image

Go on run, run you fucking lunatics!

#962

 What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fuckin' dead! image

What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fuckin' dead!

#963

 Is that food enough for you? image

Is that food enough for you?

#964

 Help me... help you. Help me, help you. image

Help me... help you. Help me, help you.

 I won't let you get rid of me. image

I won't let you get rid of me.

Judas : I have sinned, betrayed innocent blood. Take the money back! I don't want it!
Caiphas : If you believe you have betrayed innocent blood, that is your affair. Now, take the money... and go. image

Judas : I have sinned, betrayed innocent blood. Take the money back! I don't want it!
Caiphas : If you believe you have betrayed innocent blood, that is your affair. Now, take the money... and go.

#967

Well I'm just saying be careful. That you sell your talent and not your soul. Don't let other people run your lives not even your dad. And trust me I know what I'm talking about. image

Well I'm just saying be careful. That you sell your talent and not your soul. Don't let other people run your lives not even your dad. And trust me I know what I'm talking about.

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads. image

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads.

Every good plan needs a little bit of luck. image

Every good plan needs a little bit of luck.

A dead man from the Carter administration *entombed* in cement. I am intrigued. image

A dead man from the Carter administration *entombed* in cement. I am intrigued.

Nothing in this universe happens just once. Infinity goes in both directions. There is no unique event, no singular moment. image

Nothing in this universe happens just once. Infinity goes in both directions. There is no unique event, no singular moment.

We're not blue fish. image

We're not blue fish.

Please press the thumbs up button. I find imbeciles amusing.

Please press the thumbs up button. I find imbeciles amusing."

Hurry up! image

Hurry up!

#975

Crime solving Devil, it makes sense, don't image

Crime solving Devil, it makes sense, don't

You have a light inside of you that brightens the world, and a smile so infectious that it captures the heart of anyone lucky enough to see it. image

You have a light inside of you that brightens the world, and a smile so infectious that it captures the heart of anyone lucky enough to see it.

It's just life, It'll be over before you know it. image

It's just life, It'll be over before you know it.

#978

Capitán Vidal: You could have obeyed me!
Doctor: But Captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do. image

Capitán Vidal: You could have obeyed me!
Doctor: But Captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do.

Doctor: Let's see how that leg is doing, Frenchie.
Francés: How do you think it's doing? It's fucked up. image

Doctor: Let's see how that leg is doing, Frenchie.
Francés: How do you think it's doing? It's fucked up.

I like to get kissed before I get fucked. image

I like to get kissed before I get fucked.

That diamond is my ticket out of this God forsaken continent. image

That diamond is my ticket out of this God forsaken continent.

Out here, people kill each other as a way of life. It's always been like that. image

Out here, people kill each other as a way of life. It's always been like that.

Evening, Officer. I don't have to introduce myself, do I? You read the papers. This being an election year, you've seen plenty of my picture. You know what I can do. And I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you. image

Evening, Officer. I don't have to introduce myself, do I? You read the papers. This being an election year, you've seen plenty of my picture. You know what I can do. And I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you.

Yeesh. image

Yeesh.

#985

Now we come to step three. This... drives... most... people... crazy. image

Now we come to step three. This... drives... most... people... crazy.

Oh, I thought you'd never ask. image

Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

The core of man's spirit comes from new experiences. image

The core of man's spirit comes from new experiences.

I don't need a new car, I don't want a new car, I don't want anything, any of these things, things, things, things. image

I don't need a new car, I don't want a new car, I don't want anything, any of these things, things, things, things.

Mom! Mom! Help me. image

Mom! Mom! Help me.

I used to see the beauty in this world. And now I see the truth. image

I used to see the beauty in this world. And now I see the truth.

Carrie, I love you. But it is not my job to fix your finances. You are a thire-five-year-old woman. You have to learn how to stand on your own. image

Carrie, I love you. But it is not my job to fix your finances. You are a thire-five-year-old woman. You have to learn how to stand on your own.

Mozzie: For what it's worth, I'm really sorry about Sara. She has an infectious joie de vivre, and she looks terrific in pantsuits.
Neal Caffrey: Promise me you'll never speak at my funeral. image

Mozzie: For what it's worth, I'm really sorry about Sara. She has an infectious joie de vivre, and she looks terrific in pantsuits.
Neal Caffrey: Promise me you'll never speak at my funeral.

End of the line, cool breeze. End of the line.

#994

We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk. image

We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.

Sharpay: Well congratulations, I guess I'm going to be the understudy in case you can't make one of the shows, so break a leg.
Sharpay: In theatre, that means

Sharpay: Well congratulations, I guess I'm going to be the understudy in case you can't make one of the shows, so break a leg.
Sharpay: In theatre, that means "good luck."

Cool balls. image

Cool balls.

#997

Jake La Motta: Go get 'em, champ.
Jake La Motta: I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss... I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss. image

Jake La Motta: Go get 'em, champ.
Jake La Motta: I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss... I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss.

Mind you, even I didn't guess that at once... extraordinary
 image

Mind you, even I didn't guess that at once... extraordinary

I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way. image

I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.

#1000

Gail , Lizzie: What are you two talking about?
Spud , Tommy: Football! What are you talking about?
Gail , Lizzie: Shopping! image

Gail , Lizzie: What are you two talking about?
Spud , Tommy: Football! What are you talking about?
Gail , Lizzie: Shopping!

#1001

I could really handle some hot sex with a Jewish princess! image

I could really handle some hot sex with a Jewish princess!

#1002

I like your pin. I was wondering that myself. image

I like your pin. I was wondering that myself.

How can anyone expect me to carry on under these conditions? It's unprofessional! image

How can anyone expect me to carry on under these conditions? It's unprofessional!

No, four! Two, two, four! And noodles. image

No, four! Two, two, four! And noodles.

Deckard. B26354. image

Deckard. B26354.

We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical. image

We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.

#1007

Ma and I have decided that since we don't know what we like, we get to try everything. image

Ma and I have decided that since we don't know what we like, we get to try everything.

#1008

Moza: Good evening, a table for one?
Cuenca: I see you're good at math. image

Moza: Good evening, a table for one?
Cuenca: I see you're good at math.

#1009

Tell Bernie Clifford your birth mark is made of chocolate, which means when you get to heaven you will be in charge of all the chocolate. This of course is a lie, I do not like lies, but in this case I think it will be of benefit. I wish I could be in charge of all the chocolate, but of course I can not, because of my Atheism. image

Tell Bernie Clifford your birth mark is made of chocolate, which means when you get to heaven you will be in charge of all the chocolate. This of course is a lie, I do not like lies, but in this case I think it will be of benefit. I wish I could be in charge of all the chocolate, but of course I can not, because of my Atheism.

It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat. image

It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.

Recipes are like mathematical equations. Dr. Bernard Hazelhof told me you should never weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. I once ate a watermelon bigger than my head, but not all at once. image

Recipes are like mathematical equations. Dr. Bernard Hazelhof told me you should never weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. I once ate a watermelon bigger than my head, but not all at once.

My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot. image

My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot.

 I understand, all right. The hopeless dream of being - not seeming, but being. At every waking moment, alert. The gulf between what you are with others and what you are alone. The vertigo and the constant hunger to be exposed, to be seen through, perhaps even wiped out. Every inflection and every gesture a lie, every smile a grimace. Suicide? No, too vulgar. But you can refuse to move, refuse to talk, so that you don't have to lie. You can shut yourself in. Then you needn't play any parts or make wrong gestures. Or so you thought. But reality is diabolical. Your hiding place isn't watertight. Life trickles in from the outside, and you're forced to react. No one asks if it is true or false, if you're genuine or just a sham. Such things matter only in the theatre, and hardly there either. I understand why you don't speak, why you don't move, why you've created a part for yourself out of apathy. I understand. I admire. You should go on with this part until it is played out, until it loses interest for you. Then you can leave it, just as you've left your other parts one by one. image

I understand, all right. The hopeless dream of being - not seeming, but being. At every waking moment, alert. The gulf between what you are with others and what you are alone. The vertigo and the constant hunger to be exposed, to be seen through, perhaps even wiped out. Every inflection and every gesture a lie, every smile a grimace. Suicide? No, too vulgar. But you can refuse to move, refuse to talk, so that you don't have to lie. You can shut yourself in. Then you needn't play any parts or make wrong gestures. Or so you thought. But reality is diabolical. Your hiding place isn't watertight. Life trickles in from the outside, and you're forced to react. No one asks if it is true or false, if you're genuine or just a sham. Such things matter only in the theatre, and hardly there either. I understand why you don't speak, why you don't move, why you've created a part for yourself out of apathy. I understand. I admire. You should go on with this part until it is played out, until it loses interest for you. Then you can leave it, just as you've left your other parts one by one.

#1014

 Don't be afraid, you will just go to soil, then you will become soil, then you will walk to the body of a flower with waters. From there, you will reach the essence. A bee will get to the essence of the flower. Maybe, maybe that bee will be me. image

Don't be afraid, you will just go to soil, then you will become soil, then you will walk to the body of a flower with waters. From there, you will reach the essence. A bee will get to the essence of the flower. Maybe, maybe that bee will be me.

#1015

I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too. image

I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.

Jefferson Smith: Oh, Mr. President, we seem to be alone. I, I'm not complaining for a social reason; it's just, I think it'd be a pity if these gentlemen missed any of this, and... image

Jefferson Smith: Oh, Mr. President, we seem to be alone. I, I'm not complaining for a social reason; it's just, I think it'd be a pity if these gentlemen missed any of this, and...

[Clarissa starts waving from the visitors gallery, and making hand signals]  image

[Clarissa starts waving from the visitors gallery, and making hand signals]

[he grabs the rule book]  image

[he grabs the rule book]

Jefferson Smith: Boy, you should have been there!
Clarissa Saunders: I know, it was a wonderful party, and your suit went over big, and she looked beautiful, and when you left she said,

Jefferson Smith: Boy, you should have been there!
Clarissa Saunders: I know, it was a wonderful party, and your suit went over big, and she looked beautiful, and when you left she said, "Thank you, Mr. Smith," but it was the way she said it, you nearly fell through the floor. Horseradish!

I-I-I don't think I've ever been so thrilled in my whole life. And that Lincoln Memorial! Gee whiz. That Mr. Lincoln, there he is. He's just lookin' right straight at you as you come right up those steps. Just - just sitting there, like he was waiting for somebody to come along. image

I-I-I don't think I've ever been so thrilled in my whole life. And that Lincoln Memorial! Gee whiz. That Mr. Lincoln, there he is. He's just lookin' right straight at you as you come right up those steps. Just - just sitting there, like he was waiting for somebody to come along.

Yeah, he's image

Yeah, he's

I got these small hands. I got a little girl's hands. image

I got these small hands. I got a little girl's hands.

Shut up. You just shut up. I'll fucking take care of you later.Larry! image

Shut up. You just shut up. I'll fucking take care of you later.Larry!

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. image

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

#1025

What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me. image

What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.

#1026

Your mother sucks giant elephant dicks! image

Your mother sucks giant elephant dicks!

#1027

I think I'll go to sleep and dream about piles of gold getting bigger and bigger and bigger. image

I think I'll go to sleep and dream about piles of gold getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

Let's see, three times 35 - is a hundred and five. I'll bet you 105,000 dollars that you go to sleep before I do. image

Let's see, three times 35 - is a hundred and five. I'll bet you 105,000 dollars that you go to sleep before I do.

This is the country where the nuggets of gold are just crying out for you to take them out of the ground and make 'em shine in coins on the fingers and necks of swell dames. image

This is the country where the nuggets of gold are just crying out for you to take them out of the ground and make 'em shine in coins on the fingers and necks of swell dames.

Without me, you two would die here, more miserable than rats. image

Without me, you two would die here, more miserable than rats.

#1031

 People don't commit murder on credit. image

People don't commit murder on credit.

 I need an alibi, a very good one. Then I saw you. I'd wondered what happened to people who came out of prison. People like you, I mean. image

I need an alibi, a very good one. Then I saw you. I'd wondered what happened to people who came out of prison. People like you, I mean.

Oh, wait a minute, you clot; you can't walk down the street like that - you, you'll be arrested! image

Oh, wait a minute, you clot; you can't walk down the street like that - you, you'll be arrested!

Y'know what I was thinking about today? I was thinking 'bout those street gangs they had down in Los Angeles, those Crips and those Bloods? I was thinking about that buncha new laws they came up with, in the 1980's I think it was, to combat those street-gangs, those Crips and those Bloods. And, if I remember rightly, the gist of what those new laws were saying was if you join one of these gangs, and you're running with 'em, and down the block one night, unbeknownst to you, one of your fellow Crips, or your fellow Bloods, shoot up a place, or stab a guy, well then, even though you didn't know nothing about it, and even though you may've just been standing on a streetcorner minding your own business, what these new laws said was you're still culpable. You're still culpable, by the very act of joining those Crips, or those Bloods, in the first place. Which got me thinking, Father, that whole type of situation is kinda like your Church boys, ain't it? You've got your colors, you've got your clubhouse, you're, for want of a better word, a gang. And if you're upstairs smoking a pipe and reading a bible while one of your fellow gang members is downstairs fucking an altar boy then, Father, just like those Crips, and just like those Bloods, you're culpable. Cos you joined the gang, man. And I don't care if you never did shit or you never saw shit or you never heard shit. You joined the gang. You're culpable. And when a person is culpable to altar-boy-fucking, or any kinda boy-fucking, I know you guys didn't really narrow that down, then they kinda forfeit the right to come into my house and say anything about me, or my life, or my daughter, or my billboards. So, why don't you just finish your tea there, Father, and get the fuck outta my kitchen. image

Y'know what I was thinking about today? I was thinking 'bout those street gangs they had down in Los Angeles, those Crips and those Bloods? I was thinking about that buncha new laws they came up with, in the 1980's I think it was, to combat those street-gangs, those Crips and those Bloods. And, if I remember rightly, the gist of what those new laws were saying was if you join one of these gangs, and you're running with 'em, and down the block one night, unbeknownst to you, one of your fellow Crips, or your fellow Bloods, shoot up a place, or stab a guy, well then, even though you didn't know nothing about it, and even though you may've just been standing on a streetcorner minding your own business, what these new laws said was you're still culpable. You're still culpable, by the very act of joining those Crips, or those Bloods, in the first place. Which got me thinking, Father, that whole type of situation is kinda like your Church boys, ain't it? You've got your colors, you've got your clubhouse, you're, for want of a better word, a gang. And if you're upstairs smoking a pipe and reading a bible while one of your fellow gang members is downstairs fucking an altar boy then, Father, just like those Crips, and just like those Bloods, you're culpable. Cos you joined the gang, man. And I don't care if you never did shit or you never saw shit or you never heard shit. You joined the gang. You're culpable. And when a person is culpable to altar-boy-fucking, or any kinda boy-fucking, I know you guys didn't really narrow that down, then they kinda forfeit the right to come into my house and say anything about me, or my life, or my daughter, or my billboards. So, why don't you just finish your tea there, Father, and get the fuck outta my kitchen.

#1035

Mildred Hayes: My daughter Angela was murdered 7 months ago, it seems to me the police department is too busy torturing black folk to solve actual crimes. image

Mildred Hayes: My daughter Angela was murdered 7 months ago, it seems to me the police department is too busy torturing black folk to solve actual crimes.

#1036

I'll crucify you motherfuckers. image

I'll crucify you motherfuckers.

#1037

I'm sorry, Honey. I love this thing because you gave it to me. But the truth is... it is one fuckin' ugly tie. image

I'm sorry, Honey. I love this thing because you gave it to me. But the truth is... it is one fuckin' ugly tie.

Why are you all wet, baby? image

Why are you all wet, baby?

After she tried to kill herself the first time, Dolores told me she... she had an insect living inside her brain. She could feel it clicking across her skull, just... pulling the wires, just for fun. She told me that. She told me that but I didn't listen. I loved her so much. image

After she tried to kill herself the first time, Dolores told me she... she had an insect living inside her brain. She could feel it clicking across her skull, just... pulling the wires, just for fun. She told me that. She told me that but I didn't listen. I loved her so much.

We are duly appointed Federal Marshals. image

We are duly appointed Federal Marshals.

It's my job to treat the patients, not their victims. image

It's my job to treat the patients, not their victims.

#1042

You blew up my car. I really loved that car. image

You blew up my car. I really loved that car.

#1043

Why are you all wet, baby? image

Why are you all wet, baby?

#1044

Have you seen Georgia? Where's Georgia? Where's Georgia? image

Have you seen Georgia? Where's Georgia? Where's Georgia?

No, no, not the nails - the corns. image

No, no, not the nails - the corns.

 How's the little spitfire? image

How's the little spitfire?

Yelburton: My goodness, what happened to your nose?
Jake Gittes: I cut myself shaving.
Yelburton: You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.
Jake Gittes: Only when I breathe. image

Yelburton: My goodness, what happened to your nose?
Jake Gittes: I cut myself shaving.
Yelburton: You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.
Jake Gittes: Only when I breathe.

What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right. image

What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.

Have you ever heard the expression

Have you ever heard the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie"? Sometimes you're better off not knowing.

He's rich! Do you understand? He thinks he can get away with anything. image

He's rich! Do you understand? He thinks he can get away with anything.

How do you like them apples? image

How do you like them apples?

There are also things I couldn't tell you. I don't know how to speak... You are my son, you are a soul closer to me than my own flesh. That's all I'll say, you understand the rest... image

There are also things I couldn't tell you. I don't know how to speak... You are my son, you are a soul closer to me than my own flesh. That's all I'll say, you understand the rest...

#1053

Give him a room, a place to stay dad; he has nowhere to go! image

Give him a room, a place to stay dad; he has nowhere to go!

#1054

As people grow, do their dreams get smaller, dad? image

As people grow, do their dreams get smaller, dad?

#1055

Am I a good man? Or a bad man? That's all... image

Am I a good man? Or a bad man? That's all...

Because of the extensive area covered by papillomatus growths, the patient has been called

Because of the extensive area covered by papillomatus growths, the patient has been called "The Elephant Man".

I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man! image

I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

My life is full because I know I am loved. image

My life is full because I know I am loved.

Yeah, fuck you too! image

Yeah, fuck you too!

#1060

First goddamn week of winter. image

First goddamn week of winter.

#1061

Blair's been busy out here all by himself. image

Blair's been busy out here all by himself.

#1062

Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him. image

Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.

#1063

You gotta be fuckin' kidding. image

You gotta be fuckin' kidding.

#1064

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun. image

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

#1065

We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god. image

We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god.

This is my hand. I can turn it. The blood is still running in it. The sun is still in the sky and the wind is blowing. And I... I, Antonius Block, play chess with Death. image

This is my hand. I can turn it. The blood is still running in it. The sun is still in the sky and the wind is blowing. And I... I, Antonius Block, play chess with Death.

My whole life has been nothing but futile wandering, a great deal of words without meaning. I say that without bitterness or self-reproach, because I know it's the same for most men. image

My whole life has been nothing but futile wandering, a great deal of words without meaning. I say that without bitterness or self-reproach, because I know it's the same for most men.

I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere. image

I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.

#1069

You see if you ask me we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. It's just a question of who you fancy. It's all about aesthetics and it's fuck all to do with morality. But you try telling Begbie that. image

You see if you ask me we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. It's just a question of who you fancy. It's all about aesthetics and it's fuck all to do with morality. But you try telling Begbie that.

#1070

Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978! image

Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!

#1071

Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives. image

Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives.

#1072

And just for a moment, it felt really good. Like we were all in it together. Like friends. Like it meant something. A moment like that can touch you deep inside. But, it doesn't last long. Not like 16,000 pounds. image

And just for a moment, it felt really good. Like we were all in it together. Like friends. Like it meant something. A moment like that can touch you deep inside. But, it doesn't last long. Not like 16,000 pounds.

#1073

Straight away, he clocked us for what we were, small time wasters with an accidental big deal. image

Straight away, he clocked us for what we were, small time wasters with an accidental big deal.

#1074

 What happened to him after that, how, why, I can't even begin to comprehend. I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. But I do know: once, every year, I get to see my friend. image

What happened to him after that, how, why, I can't even begin to comprehend. I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. But I do know: once, every year, I get to see my friend.

#1075

Jesper: Ha! Eat our snow, you-
Jesper: They're not attached. Why aren't they attached? I thought they were attached. I never in a million years would've done what I just did if I didn't think these were attached. image

Jesper: Ha! Eat our snow, you-
Jesper: They're not attached. Why aren't they attached? I thought they were attached. I never in a million years would've done what I just did if I didn't think these were attached.

#1076

Hello? image

Hello?

#1077

A true selfless act always sparks another. image

A true selfless act always sparks another.

#1078

I'm coming, my love. image

I'm coming, my love.

#1079

Hey! What do you guys think you're doing? This is Smeerensburg, the unhappiest place on Earth. And you two can't change that! image

Hey! What do you guys think you're doing? This is Smeerensburg, the unhappiest place on Earth. And you two can't change that!

#1080

I made macaroni! image

I made macaroni!

Marlon:   The point is, I would gladly step in front of traffic for you Truman. And the last thing I would ever do to you...
Christof:   ... is lie to you.
Marlon: ...is lie to you. image

Marlon: The point is, I would gladly step in front of traffic for you Truman. And the last thing I would ever do to you...
Christof: ... is lie to you.
Marlon: ...is lie to you.

#1082

Marlon: I mean, think about it, Truman. If everybody is in on it, I'd have to be in on it, too.
Marlon: I'm not in on it, Truman, because... there is no 'it'. image

Marlon: I mean, think about it, Truman. If everybody is in on it, I'd have to be in on it, too.
Marlon: I'm not in on it, Truman, because... there is no 'it'.

#1083

As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. image

As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

#1084

Dreams, dreams always dreams with you, never common sense. image

Dreams, dreams always dreams with you, never common sense.

#1085

Fiddledee dee image

Fiddledee dee

#1086

Ooh, if I just wasn't a lady, WHAT wouldn't I tell that varmint. image

Ooh, if I just wasn't a lady, WHAT wouldn't I tell that varmint.

#1087

Great balls of fire! image

Great balls of fire!

#1088

It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'... It ain't fittin'. image

It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'... It ain't fittin'.

#1089

He went out and shot that poor pony, and, for a minute, I thought he was gonna shoot himself. image

He went out and shot that poor pony, and, for a minute, I thought he was gonna shoot himself.

#1090

In our relations with other people, we mainly discuss and evaluate their character and behavior. That is why I have withdrawn from nearly all so-called relations. This has made my old age rather lonely. My life has been full of hard work and I am grateful. It began as toil for bread and butter and ended in a love of science. image

In our relations with other people, we mainly discuss and evaluate their character and behavior. That is why I have withdrawn from nearly all so-called relations. This has made my old age rather lonely. My life has been full of hard work and I am grateful. It began as toil for bread and butter and ended in a love of science.

I dozed off, but was haunted by vivid and humiliating dreams. There was something overpowering in these dream images that bored relentlessly into my mind. image

I dozed off, but was haunted by vivid and humiliating dreams. There was something overpowering in these dream images that bored relentlessly into my mind.

In the early hours of June 1st, I had a weird and very unpleasant dream. I dreamt that during my morning walk I lost my way among empty streets with ruined houses. image

In the early hours of June 1st, I had a weird and very unpleasant dream. I dreamt that during my morning walk I lost my way among empty streets with ruined houses.

If I have been worried or sad during the day, it often calms me to recall childhood memories. image

If I have been worried or sad during the day, it often calms me to recall childhood memories.

Old sourpuss. image

Old sourpuss.

As professor emeritus, you ought to know why it hurts. But you don't know. You know so much, and you don't know anything. image

As professor emeritus, you ought to know why it hurts. But you don't know. You know so much, and you don't know anything.

#1096

 Well, does God exist? image

Well, does God exist?

#1097

I'm so sad! You've hurt me so! You've made a bad woman of me. At any rate, nearly. I never want to see you again, at least not before brunch. image

I'm so sad! You've hurt me so! You've made a bad woman of me. At any rate, nearly. I never want to see you again, at least not before brunch.

#1098

Why did you take my watch? image

Why did you take my watch?

#1099

A man writes because he is tormented, because he doubts. He needs to constantly prove to himself and the others that he's worth something. And if I know for sure that I'm a genius? Why write then? What the hell for? image

A man writes because he is tormented, because he doubts. He needs to constantly prove to himself and the others that he's worth something. And if I know for sure that I'm a genius? Why write then? What the hell for?

#1100

While I am digging for the truth, so much happens to it that instead of discovering the truth I dig up a heap of, pardon... I'd better not name it. image

While I am digging for the truth, so much happens to it that instead of discovering the truth I dig up a heap of, pardon... I'd better not name it.

#1101

Some bastard abuses you, you're hurt. A different bastard praises you, you're hurt. image

Some bastard abuses you, you're hurt. A different bastard praises you, you're hurt.

#1102

You're a bad judge of human nature if you bring people like me into the Zone. image

You're a bad judge of human nature if you bring people like me into the Zone.

#1103

Suppose I return to our godforsaken city a genius. Understand? But a man writes because he's tormented, unsure of himself. He has to keep proving his worth to himself and to others. But if I'm convinced I'm a genius - then why do I need to write? image

Suppose I return to our godforsaken city a genius. Understand? But a man writes because he's tormented, unsure of himself. He has to keep proving his worth to himself and to others. But if I'm convinced I'm a genius - then why do I need to write?

#1104

Don't fool yourself. I don't forgive you. image

Don't fool yourself. I don't forgive you.

#1105

Batty:   Six! Seven! Go to Hell or go to Heaven!
Deckard:   Go to Hell!
Batty:   GOOD! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! image

Batty: Six! Seven! Go to Hell or go to Heaven!
Deckard: Go to Hell!
Batty: GOOD! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

 They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer. image

They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. image

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

#1108

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc. image

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

#1109

Time... enough. image

Time... enough.

#1110

 That Voight-Kampf test of yours. Have you ever tried to take that test yourself? image

That Voight-Kampf test of yours. Have you ever tried to take that test yourself?

#1111

You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas when all I need is love. image

You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas when all I need is love.

#1112

I'm getting worse, you know. Sometimes I think I'm Admiral Halsey. image

I'm getting worse, you know. Sometimes I think I'm Admiral Halsey.

#1113

I hate the British! You are defeated but you have no shame. You are stubborn but you have no pride. You endure but you have no courage. I hate the British! image

I hate the British! You are defeated but you have no shame. You are stubborn but you have no pride. You endure but you have no courage. I hate the British!

Let me remind you of General Yamashita's motto: be happy in your work. image

Let me remind you of General Yamashita's motto: be happy in your work.

You're darn tootin'! image

You're darn tootin'!

The heck do ya mean? image

The heck do ya mean?

Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin' uniform, huh buddy? King clip-on-tie there, big fuckin' man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little fuckin' gate here!
Carl Showalter: Here's your four dollars, you pathetic piece of shit! image

Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin' uniform, huh buddy? King clip-on-tie there, big fuckin' man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little fuckin' gate here!
Carl Showalter: Here's your four dollars, you pathetic piece of shit!

Shep, whatthefuckyadoin'? I'm banging that girl! image

Shep, whatthefuckyadoin'? I'm banging that girl!

You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe! image

You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!

Whoa Daddy. image

Whoa Daddy.

Come on, plug me into the ozone, baby, come on! image

Come on, plug me into the ozone, baby, come on!

You're a smooth smoothie, you know? image

You're a smooth smoothie, you know?

 Unguent... I need unguent. image

Unguent... I need unguent.

There's so much of

There's so much of "place" in the world. There's less time because the time has to be spread extra thin over all the places, like butter. so all the persons say "Hurry up! Let's get going! Pick up the pace! Finish up now!". Ma was in a hurry to go "boing" up to Heaven, but she forgot me. Dumbo Ma! So the aliens threw her back down. CRASH! And broke her.

#1125

When I was small, I only knew small things. But now I'm five, I know everything! image

When I was small, I only knew small things. But now I'm five, I know everything!

#1126

There are so many things out here. And sometimes it's scary. But that's ok. Because it's still just you and me... image

There are so many things out here. And sometimes it's scary. But that's ok. Because it's still just you and me...

#1127

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I? image

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I?

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I? image

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I?

Driver! Driver! Slow down! Have you got orders to kill me? image

Driver! Driver! Slow down! Have you got orders to kill me?

lt wasn't the German gin. image

lt wasn't the German gin.

A person doesn't change just because you find out more. image

A person doesn't change just because you find out more.

Oh, please. For heaven's sake, stop making him in your image. Harry was real. He wasn't just your friend and my lover. He was Harry. image

Oh, please. For heaven's sake, stop making him in your image. Harry was real. He wasn't just your friend and my lover. He was Harry.

l don't know anything anymore, except l want to be dead too. Some more tea? image

l don't know anything anymore, except l want to be dead too. Some more tea?

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly. image

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

#1135

What did you want me to do? Be reasonable. You didn't expect me to give myself up... 'It's a far, far better thing that I do.' The old limelight. The fall of the curtain. Oh, Holly, you and I aren't heroes. The world doesn't make any heroes outside of your stories. image

What did you want me to do? Be reasonable. You didn't expect me to give myself up... 'It's a far, far better thing that I do.' The old limelight. The fall of the curtain. Oh, Holly, you and I aren't heroes. The world doesn't make any heroes outside of your stories.

#1136

You were born to be murdered. image

You were born to be murdered.

Next time we'll have a foolproof coffin. image

Next time we'll have a foolproof coffin.

Miss Schmidt, you were intimate with Lime, weren't you ? image

Miss Schmidt, you were intimate with Lime, weren't you ?

 It was such a beautiful dawn. image

It was such a beautiful dawn.

But if I had known things would come to this, I'd have been kinder to her while she was alive. image

But if I had known things would come to this, I'd have been kinder to her while she was alive.

Anyway, this place is meant for the younger generation. image

Anyway, this place is meant for the younger generation.

Tomi Hirayama:   - What are you going to be when you grow up? A doctor like your father?
Tomi Hirayama: By the time you become a doctor, I wonder if I'll still be here. image

Tomi Hirayama: - What are you going to be when you grow up? A doctor like your father?
Tomi Hirayama: By the time you become a doctor, I wonder if I'll still be here.

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you. image

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done! image

You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!

Yeah his racket, everybody's got a racket. image

Yeah his racket, everybody's got a racket.

 You want to know what's wrong with our waterfront? It's the love of a lousy buck. It's making love of a buck - -the cushy job - -more important than the love of man! image

You want to know what's wrong with our waterfront? It's the love of a lousy buck. It's making love of a buck - -the cushy job - -more important than the love of man!

You'd better get rid of that gun, unless you haven't got the guts, and if you don't, you'd better hang on to it! image

You'd better get rid of that gun, unless you haven't got the guts, and if you don't, you'd better hang on to it!

Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. Well, they better wise up! image

Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. Well, they better wise up!

Charlie: You're getting on. You're pushing 30. You know, it's time to think about getting some ambition.
Terry: I always figured I'd live a bit longer without it. image

Charlie: You're getting on. You're pushing 30. You know, it's time to think about getting some ambition.
Terry: I always figured I'd live a bit longer without it.

Charlie: So, how'd it go?
Terry: He up on the roof.
Charlie: The

Charlie: So, how'd it go?
Terry: He up on the roof.
Charlie: The "pigeon"?
Terry: Uh, yeah, it worked.

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own. image

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.

#1152

Come on, Nicky, come home. Just come home. Home! Talk to me. You just talk to me. Nicky. Nicky. image

Come on, Nicky, come home. Just come home. Home! Talk to me. You just talk to me. Nicky. Nicky.

#1153

Angela, I heard Steven was alive. Where is he? Where's Steven? Where is he? Just tell me where he is. Angela, where is Steve? Just tell me where he is. Where is he? Where is he? Please? You've got to tell me. Now, where is he? Do you know? Where is he? image

Angela, I heard Steven was alive. Where is he? Where's Steven? Where is he? Just tell me where he is. Angela, where is Steve? Just tell me where he is. Where is he? Where is he? Please? You've got to tell me. Now, where is he? Do you know? Where is he?

#1154

I'm thinking about the deer. Going to 'Nam. I like the trees, you know? I like the way that the trees are on mountains, all the different... the way the trees are. image

I'm thinking about the deer. Going to 'Nam. I like the trees, you know? I like the way that the trees are on mountains, all the different... the way the trees are.

#1155

I'm an innocent man. I spent 15 years in prison for something I didn't do. I watched my father die in a British prison for something he didn't do. And this government still says he's guilty. I want to tell them that until my father is proved innocent, until all the people involved in this case are proved innocent, until the guilty ones are brought to justice, I will fight on. In the name of my father and of the truth! image

I'm an innocent man. I spent 15 years in prison for something I didn't do. I watched my father die in a British prison for something he didn't do. And this government still says he's guilty. I want to tell them that until my father is proved innocent, until all the people involved in this case are proved innocent, until the guilty ones are brought to justice, I will fight on. In the name of my father and of the truth!

I'm a free man, and I'm going out the front door. image

I'm a free man, and I'm going out the front door.

Well, what does it say? Where is it? What's it all about, damn it? Don't keep us in suspense, Serge, this has been a complete fucking nightmare! Just tell us what the fuck is going on! image

Well, what does it say? Where is it? What's it all about, damn it? Don't keep us in suspense, Serge, this has been a complete fucking nightmare! Just tell us what the fuck is going on!

#1158

If I die first, and I almost certainly will, you will be my sole heir. There's not much in the kitty, except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes and my library of romantic poetry, but when the time comes, these will be yours. Along with whatever we haven't already spent on whores and whiskey. image

If I die first, and I almost certainly will, you will be my sole heir. There's not much in the kitty, except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes and my library of romantic poetry, but when the time comes, these will be yours. Along with whatever we haven't already spent on whores and whiskey.

#1159

You can't arrest him just because he's a bloody immigrant, he hasn't done anything wrong! image

You can't arrest him just because he's a bloody immigrant, he hasn't done anything wrong!

#1160

 I was perhaps for a time considered the best lobby boy we ever had at the Grand Budapest. I think I can say that. This one finally surpassed me. Although I must say, I am an exceptional teacher. image

I was perhaps for a time considered the best lobby boy we ever had at the Grand Budapest. I think I can say that. This one finally surpassed me. Although I must say, I am an exceptional teacher.

#1161

I give you my word, if you lay a finger on this man, I'll see you dishonorably discharged, locked up in the stockade, and hanged by sundown. image

I give you my word, if you lay a finger on this man, I'll see you dishonorably discharged, locked up in the stockade, and hanged by sundown.

#1162

There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity... He was one of them. What more is there to say? image

There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity... He was one of them. What more is there to say?

He was, by the way, the most liberally perfumed man I had ever encountered. The scent announced his approach from a great distance and lingered for many minutes after he was gone. image

He was, by the way, the most liberally perfumed man I had ever encountered. The scent announced his approach from a great distance and lingered for many minutes after he was gone.

You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you? It's when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that is how little they're thinking of you. You know, you'd like to think you're both in all this pain but they're just like

You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you? It's when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that is how little they're thinking of you. You know, you'd like to think you're both in all this pain but they're just like "Hey, I'm glad you're gone".

#1165

I don't know, I think that if I could just accept the fact that my life is supposed to be difficult. You know, that's what to be expected, then I might not get so pissed-off about it and I'll just be glad when something nice happens. image

I don't know, I think that if I could just accept the fact that my life is supposed to be difficult. You know, that's what to be expected, then I might not get so pissed-off about it and I'll just be glad when something nice happens.

#1166

I wish I'd meet you earlier. I really like talking to you. image

I wish I'd meet you earlier. I really like talking to you.

#1167

I can never get very excited about other people ambitions for my life. image

I can never get very excited about other people ambitions for my life.

#1168

I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt. image

I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt.

#1169

I always feel this pressure of being a strong and independent icon of womanhood, and without making it look my whole life is revolving around some guy. But loving someone, and being loved means so much to me. We always make fun of it and stuff. But isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more? image

I always feel this pressure of being a strong and independent icon of womanhood, and without making it look my whole life is revolving around some guy. But loving someone, and being loved means so much to me. We always make fun of it and stuff. But isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?

#1170

I used to think that if none of your family or friends knew you were dead, it was like not really being dead. People can invent the best and the worst for you. image

I used to think that if none of your family or friends knew you were dead, it was like not really being dead. People can invent the best and the worst for you.

#1171

Wait! I have to say something stupid. image

Wait! I have to say something stupid.

#1172

Pray for the best, but prepare for the worst. image

Pray for the best, but prepare for the worst.

You know the most important thing your granddad ever taught me? Hmm? Be ready. Hurricane, flood, whatever it ends up being. No more food gets delivered to the grocery store, gas stations dry up. People just turn on each other, and uh, all of a sudden all that stands between you and being dead is you. image

You know the most important thing your granddad ever taught me? Hmm? Be ready. Hurricane, flood, whatever it ends up being. No more food gets delivered to the grocery store, gas stations dry up. People just turn on each other, and uh, all of a sudden all that stands between you and being dead is you.

We hurt him until he talks or they're going to die. image

We hurt him until he talks or they're going to die.

Where's my daughter? Where's my daughter! image

Where's my daughter? Where's my daughter!

Where is my daughter? I'm not having Christmas without my daughter! image

Where is my daughter? I'm not having Christmas without my daughter!

Why didn't you look for my daughter? image

Why didn't you look for my daughter?

Tell me what you're drawing. image

Tell me what you're drawing.

Just let me do my job. image

Just let me do my job.

I know where you're going. image

I know where you're going.

Anaesthetise me... throw me away! No, I can't, I can't take any more! Leave me alone! It's shame, it's all shame! Leave me alone! I'm cold and rotten and indifferent! It's all just lies and imitation, all of it! image

Anaesthetise me... throw me away! No, I can't, I can't take any more! Leave me alone! It's shame, it's all shame! Leave me alone! I'm cold and rotten and indifferent! It's all just lies and imitation, all of it!

#1182

No! I'm not like you. I don't feel like you. I'm Sister Alma, I'm just here to help you. I'm not Elisabet Vogler. You are Elisabet Vogler. image

No! I'm not like you. I don't feel like you. I'm Sister Alma, I'm just here to help you. I'm not Elisabet Vogler. You are Elisabet Vogler.

#1183

You can't know how I feel. I always thought great artists felt this great compassion for other people, that they created art out of great compassion and a need to help. That was silly of me. image

You can't know how I feel. I always thought great artists felt this great compassion for other people, that they created art out of great compassion and a need to help. That was silly of me.

#1184

Does it have to be like this? Is it really so important not to lie, to tell the truth, to speak in a genuine tone of voice? Can a person really live without babbling away, without lying and making up excuses and evading things? Isn't it better to just let yourself be silly and sloppy and dishonest? Maybe a person gets better by just letting herself be who she is. image

Does it have to be like this? Is it really so important not to lie, to tell the truth, to speak in a genuine tone of voice? Can a person really live without babbling away, without lying and making up excuses and evading things? Isn't it better to just let yourself be silly and sloppy and dishonest? Maybe a person gets better by just letting herself be who she is.

#1185

When you sleep, your face goes slack - and your mouth is swollen and ugly. There's a nasty wrinkle on your forehead. You smell of sleep and tears - and I can see the pulse in your neck. There's a scar there that you cover with makeup. image

When you sleep, your face goes slack - and your mouth is swollen and ugly. There's a nasty wrinkle on your forehead. You smell of sleep and tears - and I can see the pulse in your neck. There's a scar there that you cover with makeup.

#1186

I wonder what's really wrong with her. Elisabet Vogler. Elisabet. image

I wonder what's really wrong with her. Elisabet Vogler. Elisabet.

#1187

He's calling again. I'll find out what he wants from us - far away out here in our solitude. image

He's calling again. I'll find out what he wants from us - far away out here in our solitude.

#1188

I like Karl-Henrik so much, but you really only love once. I'm faithful to him. Opportunities come up in this line of work, I can tell you. image

I like Karl-Henrik so much, but you really only love once. I'm faithful to him. Opportunities come up in this line of work, I can tell you.

#1189

A cricket ball hit my head when I was 14. The optic nerve was damaged. image

A cricket ball hit my head when I was 14. The optic nerve was damaged.

#1190

Akash: It's a long story.
Akash:   Coffee? image

Akash: It's a long story.
Akash: Coffee?

#1191

Inspector Manohar Jawanda: You blinded him? What do you mean? How?
Simi: On the internet you can find a hundred ways to do that. Good. Now he's really blind.
Inspector Manohar Jawanda: But the blind can talk. He can talk to the press. If there's an inquiry, I'll get the boot. We'll get caught. You should've killed him.
Simi: I'm not a serial killer to kill them off, one by one. Keep playing the perfect husband. Hide behind your wife. Why didn't you take my call?
Inspector Manohar Jawanda: My wife's aunt was in the ICU. You know how it is. You were married too.
Simi: I was. And with a far better man than you. Why did you bring your gun that day? If you hadn't, none of this would've happened. He might have forgiven me. You think you're Dirty Harry, while I do the dirty work! image

Inspector Manohar Jawanda: You blinded him? What do you mean? How?
Simi: On the internet you can find a hundred ways to do that. Good. Now he's really blind.
Inspector Manohar Jawanda: But the blind can talk. He can talk to the press. If there's an inquiry, I'll get the boot. We'll get caught. You should've killed him.
Simi: I'm not a serial killer to kill them off, one by one. Keep playing the perfect husband. Hide behind your wife. Why didn't you take my call?
Inspector Manohar Jawanda: My wife's aunt was in the ICU. You know how it is. You were married too.
Simi: I was. And with a far better man than you. Why did you bring your gun that day? If you hadn't, none of this would've happened. He might have forgiven me. You think you're Dirty Harry, while I do the dirty work!

#1192

Be careful or one of us will get hurt. image

Be careful or one of us will get hurt.

Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: I lost a dollar. Did you find it?
Projectionist:  In there?
Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: Yes, did you?
Projectionist:  Describe it.
Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema:   This long.
Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: This wide. image

Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: I lost a dollar. Did you find it?
Projectionist: In there?
Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: Yes, did you?
Projectionist: Describe it.
Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: This long.
Girl Who Loses Dollar Outside Cinema: This wide.

That's a detective. When he's dead I'll put you in there. image

That's a detective. When he's dead I'll put you in there.

We are lost! He is sending for the world's greatest detective - Sherlock Jr.! image

We are lost! He is sending for the world's greatest detective - Sherlock Jr.!

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

#1197

Who the fuck are the Knutsens? image

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

#1198

 Mind if I do a J? image

Mind if I do a J?

#1199

Ow! Fucking fascist! image

Ow! Fucking fascist!

#1200

I was one of the original authors of the Port Huron Declaration. Not the compromised second draft... image

I was one of the original authors of the Port Huron Declaration. Not the compromised second draft...

#1201

He was innocent, not a charge was true, and they say he ran away... Branded! image

He was innocent, not a charge was true, and they say he ran away... Branded!

#1202

The Dude abides. image

The Dude abides.

#1203

 Far out, man. Far fucking out! image

Far out, man. Far fucking out!

#1204

Shut the fuck up, Donny. image

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. image

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

You're being very undude. image

You're being very undude.

The little prick is stonewalling me. image

The little prick is stonewalling me.

I'm more Jewish than Tevye! image

I'm more Jewish than Tevye!

Am I wrong? image

Am I wrong?

Achtung baby! image

Achtung baby!

As if we would DREAM of taking your money! image

As if we would DREAM of taking your money!

Let me tell you something. The whole thing stinks to high heaven. image

Let me tell you something. The whole thing stinks to high heaven.

 If you lose this war don't blame me. image

If you lose this war don't blame me.

Confederate Recruiter:   Occupation?
Johnnie Gray: Soldier! image

Confederate Recruiter: Occupation?
Johnnie Gray: Soldier!

Three men stole my General. I think they are deserters. image

Three men stole my General. I think they are deserters.

 So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt? image

So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt?

Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too. image

Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too.

To be or not to be, that - image

To be or not to be, that -

I'm not sorry. And I'll not apologize. And I'd as soon go to Dublin as to hell. image

I'm not sorry. And I'll not apologize. And I'd as soon go to Dublin as to hell.

Redmond Barry: I'm under arrest? Captain Potzdorf, sir! I'm a British officer.
Captain Potzdorf: You are a liar! You are an impostor. You are a deserter. I suspected you this morning, and your lies and folly have confirmed this to me. You pretend to carry dispatches to a British general who has been dead these ten months. You say your uncle is the British Ambassador in Berlin, with the ridiculous name of O'Grady. Now, will you join and take the bounty that is on your head sir, or will you be given up?
Redmond Barry:   I volunteer. image

Redmond Barry: I'm under arrest? Captain Potzdorf, sir! I'm a British officer.
Captain Potzdorf: You are a liar! You are an impostor. You are a deserter. I suspected you this morning, and your lies and folly have confirmed this to me. You pretend to carry dispatches to a British general who has been dead these ten months. You say your uncle is the British Ambassador in Berlin, with the ridiculous name of O'Grady. Now, will you join and take the bounty that is on your head sir, or will you be given up?
Redmond Barry: I volunteer.

German Girl: It must be very danger for you, to be in the war.
Redmond Barry: I'm an officer and I must do my duty. image

German Girl: It must be very danger for you, to be in the war.
Redmond Barry: I'm an officer and I must do my duty.

If ever I should meet him again you will find out who is the best man of the two. I'll fight him sword or pistol, captain as he is. image

If ever I should meet him again you will find out who is the best man of the two. I'll fight him sword or pistol, captain as he is.

Lord Bullingdon, have you lost your tongue? image

Lord Bullingdon, have you lost your tongue?

Babumoshai, life should be big, not long. image

Babumoshai, life should be big, not long.

We stretch and pull the sadness of the future and bring it onto today's happiness and we poison that happiness. image

We stretch and pull the sadness of the future and bring it onto today's happiness and we poison that happiness.

You know what our problem is? We worry about the impending grief and ruin our happiness. image

You know what our problem is? We worry about the impending grief and ruin our happiness.

Sadness can be beautiful, Babumoshai. image

Sadness can be beautiful, Babumoshai.

Today, I met Anand Sehgal, a resident of Delhi. He just stormed into the room. He laughed and joked most of the time... knowing full well he was going to die. I wonder whether he was laughing at life or death. image

Today, I met Anand Sehgal, a resident of Delhi. He just stormed into the room. He laughed and joked most of the time... knowing full well he was going to die. I wonder whether he was laughing at life or death.

 Humans can't do much. We have reached the moon. We have conquered space. But what have we done to overcome illnesses, grief, and pain? Nothing. I feel so helpless, Prakash. image

Humans can't do much. We have reached the moon. We have conquered space. But what have we done to overcome illnesses, grief, and pain? Nothing. I feel so helpless, Prakash.

Sometimes, when I lie awake at night, I wonder whether I've lived at all. Is it the same for everybody? Do some people have a greater talent for living than others or do some people never live, but just exist? image

Sometimes, when I lie awake at night, I wonder whether I've lived at all. Is it the same for everybody? Do some people have a greater talent for living than others or do some people never live, but just exist?

I feel so shut out, I'm always homesick. But when I get home. I find it's something else I'm longing for. image

I feel so shut out, I'm always homesick. But when I get home. I find it's something else I'm longing for.

Only through music I did have a chance to show my feelings. image

Only through music I did have a chance to show my feelings.

It's disgraceful how lazy I've been of life. image

It's disgraceful how lazy I've been of life.

 The mother's injuries are to be handed down to the daughter. The mother's failures are to be paid for by the daughter. The mother's unhappiness is to be the daughter's unhappiness. It's as if the umbilical cord had never been cut. image

The mother's injuries are to be handed down to the daughter. The mother's failures are to be paid for by the daughter. The mother's unhappiness is to be the daughter's unhappiness. It's as if the umbilical cord had never been cut.

#1235

You managed to injure me for life, just as you are injured. image

You managed to injure me for life, just as you are injured.

#1236

Maybe everything is already too late. image

Maybe everything is already too late.

#1237

You're shut up inside yourself and always standing your own light. image

You're shut up inside yourself and always standing your own light.

#1238

I don't want to survive. I want to live. image

I don't want to survive. I want to live.

 I apologize for my appearance. But I have had a difficult time these past several years. image

I apologize for my appearance. But I have had a difficult time these past several years.

They shot me in the jail, I did not die. I got sick and lost one of my lung and I did not die again. They have beaten me, my mouth was full of blood but I did not die. I lived... I lived just to see you again one last time. They told me that you went silent after I jailed. Nobody heard your voice. Will you talk with me now? Can I hear your voice again. image

They shot me in the jail, I did not die. I got sick and lost one of my lung and I did not die again. They have beaten me, my mouth was full of blood but I did not die. I lived... I lived just to see you again one last time. They told me that you went silent after I jailed. Nobody heard your voice. Will you talk with me now? Can I hear your voice again.

#1241

You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that. image

You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that.

Jefferson Smith: And, uh... image

Jefferson Smith: And, uh...

My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood. image

My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.

That's my head! image

That's my head!

 I am so sorry... image

I am so sorry...

Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run. image

Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.

#1247

Remember me? image

Remember me?

#1248

Oh, what a day... what a lovely day! image

Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!

#1249

Witness me. image

Witness me.

#1250

Nux: There's high ground, just beyond that thing.
Capable: He means the tree.
Nux: Yeah, tree! image

Nux: There's high ground, just beyond that thing.
Capable: He means the tree.
Nux: Yeah, tree!

#1251

 I've got a boot! image

I've got a boot!

#1252

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman,

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring! image

Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring!

Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth. image

Mr. Meeks, time to inherit the earth.

Excrement! That's what I think of Mr. J. Evans Pritchard! We're not laying pipe! We're talking about poetry. How can you describe poetry like American Bandstand?

Excrement! That's what I think of Mr. J. Evans Pritchard! We're not laying pipe! We're talking about poetry. How can you describe poetry like American Bandstand? "I like Byron, I give him a 42 but I can't dance to it!"

Now, don't just walk off the edge like lemmings! Look around you! image

Now, don't just walk off the edge like lemmings! Look around you!

For the first time in my whole life, I know what I wanna do! And for the first time, I'm gonna do it! Whether my father wants me to or not! Carpe diem! image

For the first time in my whole life, I know what I wanna do! And for the first time, I'm gonna do it! Whether my father wants me to or not! Carpe diem!

#1258

If I don't ask him, at least I won't be disobeying him. image

If I don't ask him, at least I won't be disobeying him.

#1259

The point, Charlie... is... that she was thinking about me. I've only met her once, and already she's thinking about me. image

The point, Charlie... is... that she was thinking about me. I've only met her once, and already she's thinking about me.

Charlie Dalton: It'll help you get Chris!
Knox Overstreet: Yeah? How?
Charlie Dalton: Women swoon!
Knox Overstreet: But why do they swoon?
Knox Overstreet: Charlie, tell me why they swoon! image

Charlie Dalton: It'll help you get Chris!
Knox Overstreet: Yeah? How?
Charlie Dalton: Women swoon!
Knox Overstreet: But why do they swoon?
Knox Overstreet: Charlie, tell me why they swoon!

Skin it. image

Skin it.

Jesus H. bald-headed Christ! image

Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!

Two for flinching! image

Two for flinching!

You hang on in there Luke. You hang on. There's gonna be some world-shakin' Luke. We gonna send you a postcard.

#1265

No one's ever really gone. image

No one's ever really gone.

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny. image

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny.

A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect. image

A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect.

Kylo Ren : I know what I have to do, but don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Han Solo : You do.
Kylo Ren : Dad...
Han Solo : I know.

#1270

Be with me. image

Be with me.

#1271

You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook. image

You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president. image

Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president.

The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea. image

The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea.

You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole. image

You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.

The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. image

The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink.

 Oh, hah, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school. image

Oh, hah, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.

Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security? image

Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Maybe, if we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination. image

Maybe, if we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.

So this is what a courtroom looks like. image

So this is what a courtroom looks like.

 I'm sorry I cost you your steak knives. image

I'm sorry I cost you your steak knives.

the facts of the case are these: on midnight of September sixth the accused entered the barracks room of their platoon mate PFC. William Santiago, they woke him up tied his arms and legs with tape and forced a rag into his throat, a few minutes later a chemical reaction called Lactic Acidosis caused his lungs to begin bleeding, he drowned in his own blood and was pronounced dead at thirty seven minutes pass midnight. These are the facts of the case and they are undisputed. The story I've just told you is the exact same story you're going to hear from lance corporal Dawson and it's going to be the exact same story you're going to hear from private Downey, furthermore the government will demonstrate the accused soaked the rag in poison and entered Santiago's room with the intent to kill, their attorney lieutenant Kaffee is going to pull off a little "magic act" he's going to try a little misdirection he's going to astonish you with stories and rituals and dazzle you with official sounding terms like "code red", he might even cut in a few officers for you. He'll have no evidence mind you none but its going to be entertaining. And when we get the end, all the "magic" in the world will not have divert your attention to the fact that Willie Santiago is dead and Dawson and Downey killed him. These are the facts of the case and they are undisputed.

Dr. Stone you've held the license to practice medicine for seventeen years, your board certified in internal medicine, you are Chief of Internal Medicine at a hospital which serves five thousand, four hundred and twenty six people. In your professional medical opinion, was Willie Santiago poisoned? image

Dr. Stone you've held the license to practice medicine for seventeen years, your board certified in internal medicine, you are Chief of Internal Medicine at a hospital which serves five thousand, four hundred and twenty six people. In your professional medical opinion, was Willie Santiago poisoned?

  Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you'll give this general court martial will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God? image

Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you'll give this general court martial will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?

 I don't speak Italian, but he ain't happy. image

I don't speak Italian, but he ain't happy.

My name is Carroll Shelby and performance is my business. image

My name is Carroll Shelby and performance is my business.

When I was 10 years old, my Pops said, son it's a truly lucky man who knows what he wants to do in this world. 'Cause that man will never work a day in his life.

Lee Iacocca : James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
Henry Ford II : That's because he's a degenerate. image

Lee Iacocca : James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
Henry Ford II : That's because he's a degenerate.

Lee Iacocca : Mr. Ford, Ferrari has a message for you, sir. image

Lee Iacocca : Mr. Ford, Ferrari has a message for you, sir.

Elsa : They're all looking at us, aren't they? Got any advice?
Elsa : Nothing?
Elsa : Should I know what that means?
Elsa : You hear it too. Somebody's calling us. Who is it? What should we do?
Elsa : Okay, keep going north.

#1290

Iduna : Come my darling, homeward bound...
Elsa : I am found!

#1291

Come on. It'll be fun. Assuming we don't get stuck here, and no one ever finds us, and you starve and I give up.

#1292

Kristoff : Reindeers are better than people. Sven why is love so hard?
Sven : You feel what you feel, and those feelings are real. Come on Kristoff, let down your guard.

#1293

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. image

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Here's looking at you, kid. image

Here's looking at you, kid.

 I stick my neck out for nobody! image

I stick my neck out for nobody!

 I'm on their blacklist - their roll of honor! image

I'm on their blacklist - their roll of honor!

 I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship. image

I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship.

Rick : I don't like disturbances in my place.
Rick : Either lay off politics, or get out. image

Rick : I don't like disturbances in my place.
Rick : Either lay off politics, or get out.

Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time. image

Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.

#1300

Richard, I cannot go with you or ever see you again. You must not ask why. Just believe that I love you. Go, my darling, and God bless you. Ilsa. image

Richard, I cannot go with you or ever see you again. You must not ask why. Just believe that I love you. Go, my darling, and God bless you. Ilsa.

#1301

 Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? image

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?

#1302

I love you so much. And I hate this war so much. image

I love you so much. And I hate this war so much.

#1303

Berger : We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.
Victor Laszlo : As you can see, it was true every single time. image

Berger : We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.
Victor Laszlo : As you can see, it was true every single time.

 Play the

Play the "Marseillaise."... Play it!

 Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win. image

Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win.

I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.

Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.

 Pitchforks! Humans are hilarious. image

Pitchforks! Humans are hilarious.

#1309

Well, well! image

Well, well!

#1310

 Oh come on, that's funny. image

Oh come on, that's funny.

#1311

 What an awkward situation. image

What an awkward situation.

#1312

Yellow fever? No wait, leprosy.

#1313

I'm sorry I doubted you, but this isn't you! image

I'm sorry I doubted you, but this isn't you!

#1314

What exactly are you implying? image

What exactly are you implying?

#1315

Five years ago, I thought I lost you forever. image

Five years ago, I thought I lost you forever.

 I remember this story of an evil witch, and the princess she cursed to sleep forever. The story became legend. But this is no fairy tale. image

I remember this story of an evil witch, and the princess she cursed to sleep forever. The story became legend. But this is no fairy tale.

One can never be too careful. image

One can never be too careful.

 Maleficent is a threat to everyone we'll do our best to protect you. image

Maleficent is a threat to everyone we'll do our best to protect you.

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me? image

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?

 Listen, whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that. image

Listen, whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that.

So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated. image

So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated.

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry. image

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.

Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you. image

Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you.

Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband. image

Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.

 It's safer to teach you English! image

It's safer to teach you English!

Michael : Fabrizzio, where are you going?
Michael : NO! NO APOLLONIA! image

Michael : Fabrizzio, where are you going?
Michael : NO! NO APOLLONIA!

Sonny : What the hell is this?
Clemenza : It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. image

Sonny : What the hell is this?
Clemenza : It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'. image

Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.

You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.

 Fuck you, Buddy. image

Fuck you, Buddy.

#1331

 If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead. image

If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead.

#1332

Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it? image

Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it?

#1333

You did good kid. But you took something away from me that I love. You know I gotta do the same. image

You did good kid. But you took something away from me that I love. You know I gotta do the same.

#1334

Rick Dalton : Look, chief. You don't belong here. Now take this mechanical asshole and get it off my fucking street!
Rick Dalton : Hey, Dennis Hopper! Move this fucking piece of shit!

I ain't gonna hurt her. I just want her to play the fiddle. Now go fetch her and tell her I'll give her a fat, five-dollar gold piece if she play her little chili pepper heart out!

 I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie! image

I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie!

Better drag. More flavor. Less throat burn. That's the Red Apple way. image

Better drag. More flavor. Less throat burn. That's the Red Apple way.

 Don't cry in front of the Mexicans. image

Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.

Cliff Booth : You are real, right?
Tex : I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker.

Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it. image

Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.

Aww, what's the matter? You afraid I'll tell Jim Morrison you were dancing to Paul Revere & The Raiders? Are they not cool enough for you? image

Aww, what's the matter? You afraid I'll tell Jim Morrison you were dancing to Paul Revere & The Raiders? Are they not cool enough for you?

 Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man. image

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

You're only as healthy as you feel. image

You're only as healthy as you feel.