Deadshot Quotes

Latest Deadshot quotes from The Mentalist

Deadshot

Deadshot chatacter image

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Deadshot is played by Will Smith in The Mentalist.

Quotes

Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me. image

Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.

#1

Tell me. Do you bleed? You will. image

Tell me. Do you bleed? You will.

#2

 Did you hear something? image

Did you hear something?

#3

Love is for children. I owe him a debt. image

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry. image

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.

#5

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true. image

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true.

No one stays good in this world. image

No one stays good in this world.

#7

We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family. image

We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family.

#8

We're calling this 'controlling what you can when things feel out of control.' image

We're calling this 'controlling what you can when things feel out of control.'

#9

Give me some scotch. I'm starving. image

Give me some scotch. I'm starving.

#10

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. image

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

#11

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel. image

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

#12

You're not brave. Men are brave. image

You're not brave. Men are brave.

#13

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know. image

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

#14

You're not brave... men are brave. You say that you want to help people, but you can't feel their pain... their mortality... It's time you learn what it means to be a man.

#15

I have to sing, I have to play. The music, it’s not just in *me*, it *is* me. When life gets me down, I play my guitar. The rest of the world may follow the rules, but I must follow my heart. You know that feeling, like there’s a song in the air and it’s playing just for you. I hope you like it.

I can do this all day. image

I can do this all day.

#17

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. image

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.

#18

Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn’t mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.

And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey has reached its end. You start with something pure, Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering... but then I thought

And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey has reached its end. You start with something pure, Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering... but then I thought "why stop there?" Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tie it with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away...I am Iron Man.

#20

Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence. image

Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence.

Is it stealing if you steal from another thief? image

Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?

#22

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy. image

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.

#23

The only thing permanent in life is impermanence. image

The only thing permanent in life is impermanence.

#24

There's a point at 7,000 RPM where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It just disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space and time. 7,000 RPM, that's where you meet it. You feel it coming. It creeps up near you, and it asks you a question. The only question that really matters. Who are you?

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets. image

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.

#26

Following is not really my style. image

Following is not really my style.

#27

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. image

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

#28

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you. image

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you.

Clark Kent: What did you do?
Bruce Wayne: I bought the bank.

#30

I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different. image

I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different.

#31

[Eyes turning red] Where is she?

#32

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you. image

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.

It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love. image

It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love.

#34

I can save today. You can save the world image

I can save today. You can save the world

#35

I could do this all day. image

I could do this all day.

#36

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please! image

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please!

#37

You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can't take away - I am Iron Man. image

You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can't take away - I am Iron Man.

#38

 Advancing technologies will be both our savior and our doom image

Advancing technologies will be both our savior and our doom

#39

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? image

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

#40

Finally, someone who speaks English. image

Finally, someone who speaks English.

#41

We have hulk. image

We have hulk.

#42

She's too powerful, I have no hammer. image

She's too powerful, I have no hammer.

#43

I'm not overly fond of what follows. image

I'm not overly fond of what follows.

#44

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose. image

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

#45

I don't get always what I want. image

I don't get always what I want.

#46

I know, I’m not supposed to love music. But my great-grandma Coco’s father was the greatest musician of all time, Ernesto de la Cruz. One day he left with his guitar and never returned, now my family thinks music is a curse.

#47

I've killed things from other worlds before. image

I've killed things from other worlds before.

#48

The mystery of whose story it will be. Of who draws the curtain. Who is it that chooses our steps in the dance? Who drives us mad? Lashes us with whips and crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible? Who is it, that does all of these things? Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we will never die? Who teaches us what is real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we will die to defend? Who chains us? And who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

#49

This is not going to go the way you think! image

This is not going to go the way you think!

I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason. image

I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason.

#51

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. image

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one.

#52

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves. image

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

#53

You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming. image

You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.

#54

 Where are you going? Don't leave me alone! How do I follow you... Into the Unknown? image

Where are you going? Don't leave me alone! How do I follow you... Into the Unknown?

#55

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away. image

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away.

Who knows the ways of men.

#57

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur. Son of... a bitch!

#58

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!

#59

If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

#60

What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

#61

I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to. image

I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.

#62

Ernesto de la Cruz: I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

#63

There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. [first lines of movie] image

There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. [first lines of movie]

#64

 They're right to fear me. image

They're right to fear me.

#65

Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already! image

Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!

#66

 These are mad times we live in! Mad! image

These are mad times we live in! Mad!

 There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best.

There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best."

#68

And I am iron man. image

And I am iron man.

#69

I love you 3000. image

I love you 3000.

#70

Dormammu, I've come to bargain! image

Dormammu, I've come to bargain!

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that. image

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.

#72

Stop! image

Stop!

#74

You're not the only one with a gun, bitch.

Faster, ladies! Come on! My GRANDMOTHER has more life in her, God rest her soul. move it! image

Faster, ladies! Come on! My GRANDMOTHER has more life in her, God rest her soul. move it!

#76

There's no cavalry. No one will magically appear and save you in the end image

There's no cavalry. No one will magically appear and save you in the end

#77

 It's a beautiful mistake. But a mistake. image

It's a beautiful mistake. But a mistake.

#78

We're defined by our actions, not our words. image

We're defined by our actions, not our words.

#79

 I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own! image

I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own!

#80

 Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done. image

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done.

Thor: I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed! [pause] Please don't cut my hair! Noooooo!

#82

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again? image

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again?

#83

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was. image

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was.

My destiny is to rule all others. image

My destiny is to rule all others.

#85

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me. image

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.

#86

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be." Silesius, 17th Century.

#87

Wherever you go, I’ll be standing right behind you. image

Wherever you go, I’ll be standing right behind you.

Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.
Tony Stark: Apparently I am volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

#89

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I am actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

#90

Tony Stark: [Covering one eye] How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.

#91

Agent Phil Coulson: [on phone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

#92

It. Won't. Work. image

It. Won't. Work.

#93

 Stop. You've got to stop. image

Stop. You've got to stop.

#94

Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately. image

Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.

#95

[Bruce Wayne] Maybe it's that Gotham City and me... we just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

#96

All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization. image

All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization.

#97

I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me. image

I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. image

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

#99

Abuelita: "Día de Muertos" has begun, it is the one night of the year our ancestors can come visit us.
Miguel: I thought it might have been one of those made up things.
Miguel: I was just…
Abuelita: Shhhh.
Miguel: But…
Abuelita: Tonight is about family.

#100

Mama Imelda: Miguel, what's going on?
Miguel: Remind me how I know you?
Head Clerk: They’re your family.

#101

I will miss our conversations. image

I will miss our conversations.

Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.

 I'm through being polite, goddammit! Now, take me down. image

I'm through being polite, goddammit! Now, take me down.

 I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really.. image

I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really..

#105

It always ends in a fight. image

It always ends in a fight.

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough. image

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough.

 To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet. image

To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet.

#108

I don't like it when you have plans.

#109

You wanna lose small I wanna win big. image

You wanna lose small I wanna win big.

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life. image

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life.

 The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't. image

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.

She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face. image

She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face.

Please, I don't support that language, just don't... DON'T! image

Please, I don't support that language, just don't... DON'T!

 I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me. image

I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me.

You get what you fucking deserve! image

You get what you fucking deserve!

I hope my death makes more sense than my life.

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. image

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid! image

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!

 I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile. image

I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile.

You can not reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth. image

You can not reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.

How dare you attack the son of Odin! image

How dare you attack the son of Odin!

#122

This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes. image

This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes.

Those who never change their mind never change anything. image

Those who never change their mind never change anything.

 Yo, that 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me. image

Yo, that 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me.

You're big. I've fought bigger. image

You're big. I've fought bigger.

#126

 This guy don't wanna win no battle, he's shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS. image

This guy don't wanna win no battle, he's shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this! image

Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this!

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit. image

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit.

It's not about how much we've lost. It's about how much we have left.

You've got to be shitting me.

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people. image

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.

#132

I went for the head. image

I went for the head.

#133

I like this one. image

I like this one.

#134

Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [Crying] I'm totally from the future.

#135

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner. image

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.

I'm not afraid. I'm angry. image

I'm not afraid. I'm angry.

#137

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra! image

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra!

Only I can live forever. image

Only I can live forever.

Join me in the forest tonight and confront your fate. image

Join me in the forest tonight and confront your fate.

They never learn. Such a pity. image

They never learn. Such a pity.

From this day forth, you put your faith... in me. image

From this day forth, you put your faith... in me.

.Begin. image

.Begin.

Desperate times, desperate measures. image

Desperate times, desperate measures.

#144

"Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." In my own defense, that was a week ago. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. I mean, please, aren't we all? "Textbook narcissism?" AGREED.

#145

 I will beat you like a Cherokee drum. image

I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.

#146

My face is mine, my hands are mine, my mouth is mine, but I'm not. I'm yours.

#147

 Do you want to build a snowman? image

Do you want to build a snowman?

#148

Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands. image

Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands.

#149

Of course: Glaciers are rivers of ICE! Ahtohallon is frozen! image

Of course: Glaciers are rivers of ICE! Ahtohallon is frozen!

#150

Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph. image

Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.

Okay, eat your breakfast. The school bus will be here in 15 minutes. image

Okay, eat your breakfast. The school bus will be here in 15 minutes.

#152

Olaf : Anna? Elsa? Sven? Samantha?
Olaf : I-I don't even know a Samantha!

#153

I wish this could last forever, and yet change mocks us with her beauty.

#154

I just find clothes restricting.

#155

 I like warm hugs image

I like warm hugs

#156

 'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense! image

'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense!

#157

O-Ren Ishii :   Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
O-Ren Ishii : You may not be able to fight like a Samurai, but at least you can die like a Samurai. image

O-Ren Ishii : Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
O-Ren Ishii : You may not be able to fight like a Samurai, but at least you can die like a Samurai.

#158

You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

#159

Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.

In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?

#161

Raise the mizzenmast! Jib the topsails!

#162

Tony Stark: You walked right into this one: I've dated hotter chicks than you.
Ellen Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!

#163

You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity. image

You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity.

Dr. Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny. image

Dr. Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny.

#165

Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free. image

Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free.

Life is about growth and change. But you, my dear god of mischief brother, just want to stay the same.

#167

Natasha Romanoff : You're not gonna put me in a prison. You're not gonna put any of us in a prison. You know why?
Committee General : Do enlighten us
Natasha Romanoff : Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we helped make it that way. But we're also the ones best qualified to defend it. So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.

 Everyone has a choice Katniss, and I'd rather die than say what he just said. image

Everyone has a choice Katniss, and I'd rather die than say what he just said.

 Remember... image

Remember...

#170

We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours. image

We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours.

#171

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on. image

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on.

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen? image

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?

#173

 Death to any other Mother. image

Death to any other Mother.

#174

Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed. It's totally understandable and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay? image

Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed. It's totally understandable and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?

Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us. image

Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us.

Dory : I don't. image

Dory : I don't.

#177

Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over? image

Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?

#178

Simba, you must remember who you are: the one true king. image

Simba, you must remember who you are: the one true king.

#179

Ms. Everdeen, it's the things we love the most that destroy us. Did you think I didn't know your friends are in the Tribute Center? image

Ms. Everdeen, it's the things we love the most that destroy us. Did you think I didn't know your friends are in the Tribute Center?

Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful. image

Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful.

#181

You know what, if the country were run by people like you, Irving Rosenfeld, we'd be living in Eastern Europe or Guatemala. image

You know what, if the country were run by people like you, Irving Rosenfeld, we'd be living in Eastern Europe or Guatemala.

 Stupid is as stupid does. image

Stupid is as stupid does.

 You must take your place... in the circle of life. image

You must take your place... in the circle of life.

#184

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going! image

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!

#185

Grandmaster: It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible...
[the Hulk bursts through the door]
Thor: YESSSS!
Thor: We know each other. He's a friend from work.

#186

 Look at the stars, the great kings look down on us from those stars... And so will I. image

Look at the stars, the great kings look down on us from those stars... And so will I.

#187

I know that you feel like you’re going insane sometimes. I’m the only one who can help you. image

I know that you feel like you’re going insane sometimes. I’m the only one who can help you.

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the god of death! What were you the god of, again?

#189

Stay low to the ground, check the wind... the shadows, and wait for the perfect moment to pounce. image

Stay low to the ground, check the wind... the shadows, and wait for the perfect moment to pounce.

#190

You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor. Somehow, that question doesn't seem relevant anymore. image

You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor. Somehow, that question doesn't seem relevant anymore.

As I live and breathe,

As I live and breathe, "the Wolverine".

#192

Who are we if we can't protect them? We have to protect them. image

Who are we if we can't protect them? We have to protect them.

No. No! NO! image

No. No! NO!

#194

Look closer. You see, he lives in you. image

Look closer. You see, he lives in you.

#195

Your father will protect you. Your father will always protect you. image

Your father will protect you. Your father will always protect you.

I'm a fan, by the way. image

I'm a fan, by the way.

#197

Showtime, boy! image

Showtime, boy!

#198

 It is time. image

It is time.

#199

Stop shooting! She heals. image

Stop shooting! She heals.

#200

Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Thor: Hey, big guy. Sun is getting real low.
[Hulk grabs Thor and beats him]
Loki: YES! That's what it feels like!

#202

See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced. image

See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced.

#203

I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby. image

I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby.

#204

Beware the light. image

Beware the light.

#205

"Pussy"

 Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting. image

Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.

The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction. image

The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction.

[Bruce Wayne] Criminals are like weeds, Alfred; pull one up, another grows in its place. This is about the future of the world. This is my legacy.

#209

People wanna fight! image

People wanna fight!

 There's still hope. Don't do this! image

There's still hope. Don't do this!

I have a very bad feeling about this. image

I have a very bad feeling about this.

Batman: It's okay, I'm a friend of your son's.
Martha Kent: [grins] I figured. The cape.

#213

Clerk: [sneezing] I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

#214

What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log? image

What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?

#215

How do you say

How do you say "No way I'm doing this" in crazy?

#216

I'm talking about you and Lil' Miss Hannah Montana on Gossip Girl. image

I'm talking about you and Lil' Miss Hannah Montana on Gossip Girl.

This job... we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, next time maybe nobody gets saved.

I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now. image

I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now.

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope! image

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope!

#220

I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there. image

I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there.

She's coming. image

She's coming.

Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me. image

Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me.

Voldemort has chosen Draco Malfoy for a mission image

Voldemort has chosen Draco Malfoy for a mission

 I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget? image

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

Men are still good. We fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to. image

Men are still good. We fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to.

#226

Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat. image

Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat.

This is your fault, Charles. image

This is your fault, Charles.

#228

 Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life! image

Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life!

 Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that? image

Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that?

#230

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie? image

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie?

Zip it, Thanos! image

Zip it, Thanos!

#232

Why did you make me do that? She was my friend... image

Why did you make me do that? She was my friend...

#233

 I'm scared. And when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love. image

I'm scared. And when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love.

#234

Abuelita: Miguel, eat your food. Here, have some more.
Miguel: No, gracias.
Miguel: I mean, si.
Abuelita: Now, that is what I thought you said.

#235

All this time I've been living my life the way my father saw it. Righting wrongs for a ghost, thinking I'm here to do good. Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas. image

All this time I've been living my life the way my father saw it. Righting wrongs for a ghost, thinking I'm here to do good. Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas.

#236

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding. image

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

#237

That's something you can't unsee. image

That's something you can't unsee.

#238

  You seem to bring me the rough, but not the diamond. image

You seem to bring me the rough, but not the diamond.

#239

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind? image

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind?

 I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this. image

I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

#241

 Second best is not enough to suit me! And it's not enough to save you! image

Second best is not enough to suit me! And it's not enough to save you!

#242

What in the Sam Hill? image

What in the Sam Hill?

#243

 When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you. image

When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.

#244

I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it. image

I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.

#245

Ladies and gentlemen, from District 12: Katniss Everdeen - the girl on fire! image

Ladies and gentlemen, from District 12: Katniss Everdeen - the girl on fire!

What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing? image

What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing?

Who sent you? Who are you working for? image

Who sent you? Who are you working for?

#248

Oh shit this is cold! Shit, shit, shit. image

Oh shit this is cold! Shit, shit, shit.

#249

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. image

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

#250

Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...
Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.

#251

 That boy may have just saved the war for us. image

That boy may have just saved the war for us.

#252

So, you wanna go to a real party? image

So, you wanna go to a real party?

#253

Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass. Oh, and one more thing... don't wake the mother.

#254

Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear image

Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear

#255

And we're ready. image

And we're ready.

That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off. image

That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off.

#257

A hundred years ago I walked away from mankind; from a century of horrors... Men made a world where standing together is impossible. image

A hundred years ago I walked away from mankind; from a century of horrors... Men made a world where standing together is impossible.

The man wants to die! image

The man wants to die!

#259

You know, it's true what they say about little boys: born with no natural inclination to share. image

You know, it's true what they say about little boys: born with no natural inclination to share.

 The Gods only protect the strong. image

The Gods only protect the strong.

#261

 I support the missionary's position. image

I support the missionary's position.

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future. image

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future.

 This is bad! image

This is bad!

#264

Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us... image

Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us...

#265

 Peace is for women and the weak. image

Peace is for women and the weak.

#266

Carpathia Steward : Can I take your name, please love?
Rose : Dawson, Rose Dawson. image

Carpathia Steward : Can I take your name, please love?
Rose : Dawson, Rose Dawson.

 Jack! This is where we first met. image

Jack! This is where we first met.

"You want to pick that shit up?"

#269

You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid! image

You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!

 I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. image

I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.

First lines of sucker punch
Everyone has an Angel. A Guardian who watches over us. We can't know what form they'll take. One day, old man. Next day, little girl. But don't let appearances fool you, they can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they're not here to fight our battles, but to whisper from our heart. Reminding that it's us. Its everyone of us who holds power over the world we create.

#272

 My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities. image

My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities.

Blue: Did you lose your fight, huh?
Babydoll: No, I just found it.

#274

There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a fat man with greasy hair and half a moustache. image

There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a fat man with greasy hair and half a moustache.

#275

You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid... image

You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid...

Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together. image

Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together.

 I'd rather die than to stay away from you. image

I'd rather die than to stay away from you.

#278

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder. image

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder.

#279

 No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want. image

No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

#280

I only know one truth, it's time for the Jedi to end. image

I only know one truth, it's time for the Jedi to end.

 It's wonderful. You should be very proud. image

It's wonderful. You should be very proud.

#282

 There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood. image

There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.

Rose is displeased... what to do? image

Rose is displeased... what to do?

#284

He's gonna tear himself in half?

 Oh, I'm in trouble. image

Oh, I'm in trouble.

#286

So much for being a survivor. image

So much for being a survivor.

 It's a beautiful night. image

It's a beautiful night.

#288

 Do what you were made for! image

Do what you were made for!

Patroclus : Nervous?
Achilles : Petrified. image

Patroclus : Nervous?
Achilles : Petrified.

#290

I need someone to show me my place in all of this. image

I need someone to show me my place in all of this.

#291

Imagine if they were metal... image

Imagine if they were metal...

 The gods envy us. image

The gods envy us.

#293

 I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop. image

I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.

 Is there no one else? Is there no one else? image

Is there no one else? Is there no one else?

#295

 Yeah, this isn't going well! image

Yeah, this isn't going well!

 Do not get me into trouble. image

Do not get me into trouble.

#297

Please be quiet, brother! Your constant scheming gives me even more of a headache! image

Please be quiet, brother! Your constant scheming gives me even more of a headache!

#298

 You are a far better king than the one leading this army. image

You are a far better king than the one leading this army.

#299

 Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay? image

Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay?

The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me? image

The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

 Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory! image

Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory!

#302

 No friggin' way that thing's still not down... image

No friggin' way that thing's still not down...

  You can sleep when you're dead! image

You can sleep when you're dead!

#304

When I found you I saw raw untamed power, and beyond that, something truly special.

 If I hurt you, it's not what I wanted image

If I hurt you, it's not what I wanted

#306

 He's clean, dirty, but clean. image

He's clean, dirty, but clean.

 Gentlemen, I will not ask more of any man than what that man can do. But I will ask this: are we not king's men? image

Gentlemen, I will not ask more of any man than what that man can do. But I will ask this: are we not king's men?

#308

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be. image

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be.

#309

Simple maybe, but not easy. image

Simple maybe, but not easy.

I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair. image

I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair.

#311

 I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance. image

I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance.

#312

Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions. So, Curtis wasn't playing to win. He was playing not to lose. image

Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions. So, Curtis wasn't playing to win. He was playing not to lose.

#313

C-3PO : The map - it is complete!
Leia : Luke! image

C-3PO : The map - it is complete!
Leia : Luke!

 But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it. image

But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it.

I was raised to fight. For the first time I have something to fight for. image

I was raised to fight. For the first time I have something to fight for.

#316

This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness. image

This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness.

#317

 What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker? image

What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?

#318

Never underestimate a droid. image

Never underestimate a droid.

#319

You fight much harder than you fuck. image

You fight much harder than you fuck.

#320

This belonged to the greatest warrior who ever lived. image

This belonged to the greatest warrior who ever lived.

#321

 I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight. image

I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.

#322

You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh? image

You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

#323

Captain Rhodes : Steel, shoot that woman.
Pvt. Steel : Bang, you're dead! image

Captain Rhodes : Steel, shoot that woman.
Pvt. Steel : Bang, you're dead!

#324

Fredrick Little : Now, now. If there's a problem I simply pull on this string...
Fredrick Little : Well, now you can be upset. image

Fredrick Little : Now, now. If there's a problem I simply pull on this string...
Fredrick Little : Well, now you can be upset.

#325

 Steel and flesh... life and death... war. image

Steel and flesh... life and death... war.

#326

 Go on run, run you fucking lunatics! image

Go on run, run you fucking lunatics!

#327

George Little : Dad?
Fredrick Little : What?
George Little : Am I in trouble?
Fredrick Little : No, son. You're in BIG trouble. image

George Little : Dad?
Fredrick Little : What?
George Little : Am I in trouble?
Fredrick Little : No, son. You're in BIG trouble.

#328

It’s going to happen, because I’m going to make it happen. image

It’s going to happen, because I’m going to make it happen.

 What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fuckin' dead! image

What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fuckin' dead!

#330

 I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy! image

I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy!

#331

 Is that food enough for you? image

Is that food enough for you?

#332

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! image

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!

#333

f death comes, I'm ready! image

f death comes, I'm ready!

#334

You're about to get dick-slapped! image

You're about to get dick-slapped!

#335

Queen Narissa : If I'm to remain queen I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!
Robert : Over my dead body!
Queen Narissa : Alright, I'm flexible.

Cliff Booth : Oh, I know you. I know all three of you! Yeah, Spahn Ranch! Spahn Ranch, yeah! Woo!
Cliff Booth : I don't know your name, but I remember that hair.
Cliff Booth : And you, I remember your white little face.
Cliff Booth : And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex : I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth : ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex.
Sadie : God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth : Tex!

#337

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. image

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.

#338

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to. image

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.

#339

Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind? image

I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

#341

 My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it. image

My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it.

#342

You don't listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. "How's you job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice. image

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

And away we go. image

And away we go.

#345

Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It's everybody.

Pussycat : This was a mistake; you should leave.
Cliff Booth : Way ahead of you. image

Pussycat : This was a mistake; you should leave.
Cliff Booth : Way ahead of you.

#347

I don't have dreams I have goals. now it's on to the next one image

I don't have dreams I have goals. now it's on to the next one

Deadpool : I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
Deadpool : And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

#349

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think. image

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

 My Queen! My wife. My love... image

My Queen! My wife. My love...

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you fuckin' deserve!

You there, Ephialtes. May you live forever. image

You there, Ephialtes. May you live forever.

I wanted to take your hand, Ben's hand. image

I wanted to take your hand, Ben's hand.

#354

 It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror. image

It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror.

Persian cowards. image

Persian cowards.

Think I'm gettin' the hang of this! image

Think I'm gettin' the hang of this!

#357

 Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood. image

Freedom isn't free at all, that it comes with the highest of costs. The cost of blood.

#358

 This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen! image

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen!

#359

You had me at hello image

You had me at hello

Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.

#361

You're so funny, Arthur. image

You're so funny, Arthur.

Show me the money. image

Show me the money.

#363

 This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king. image

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king.

#364

Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, umm... 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I would say I am feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.

#365

 There's an eye-opener, and no mistake. image

There's an eye-opener, and no mistake.

#366

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here! image

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!

#367

What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before? image

What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?

Now you can go anywhere you want, baby. image

Now you can go anywhere you want, baby.

Sometimes, dead is better. image

Sometimes, dead is better.

#370

Nothing. He's just another asshole. You let that negative dreck in and it'll put ya away. You can be a chickenshit and die or be a mensch and keep makin' yourself well. image

Nothing. He's just another asshole. You let that negative dreck in and it'll put ya away. You can be a chickenshit and die or be a mensch and keep makin' yourself well.

I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all? image

I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change. image

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change.

Never call a woman a

Never call a woman a "chick". I'll accept "broad", "lady", "woman" and on occasion "bitch".

 You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage. image

You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage.

#375

Proof that Tony Stark has a heart.

Gibbs : What be our heading captain?
Captain Jack Sparrow : We should follow the stars, Master Gibbs.
Gibbs : Aye, AYE, Captain!
Captain Jack Sparrow : I have a rendezvous beyond my beloved horizon...

Avengers... Assemble image

Avengers... Assemble

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job".

#379

 Not quite my tempo. image

Not quite my tempo.

#380

Hail Hydra.  image

Hail Hydra.

 My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there. image

My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there.

Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you! image

Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you!

 What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up! image

What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

#384

 Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set? image

Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?

#385

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. image

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

#386

 For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough. image

For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough.

#387

When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected. image

When the boy was born, like all Spartans, he was inspected.

#388

Zemo: Sokovia was a failed state long before you blew it to hell. No. I am here because I made a promise.
Captain America: You lost someone.
Zemo: I lost everyone. And so will you.

Those behind cry,

Those behind cry, "FORWARD!" Those in front cry, "BACK!"

#390

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.

Scuttle : Wa wa wa, wa wa!
Prince Eric : Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.

#392

If you want the fucking part, earn it! image

If you want the fucking part, earn it!

#393

At least make it a challenge for me! image

At least make it a challenge for me!

#394

Alex : So how come they call you rabbit?
Future : Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.

#395

 Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me? image

Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me?

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost! image

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost!

You were lucky to get out of there. image

You were lucky to get out of there.

 The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage. image

The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.

#399

 Help me... help you. Help me, help you. image

Help me... help you. Help me, help you.

Watch that cross fire boys. image

Watch that cross fire boys.

This is it. image

This is it.

I wish we had more time. I love you. [Last Lines]

Oops.

My father told me once, he said,

My father told me once, he said, "If you see something wrong happening in the world, you can either do nothing, or you can do something". And I already tried nothing.

Rogue One is hit. I'm goin' in. Sorry Jake.

It's not about deserve. Maybe, maybe we don't. But it's not about that, it's about what you believe. You don't think I get it, after what I've seen out there? You don't think I wish I could tell you that it was one bad guy to blame? It's not! We're all to blame!

 I won't let you get rid of me. image

I won't let you get rid of me.

I used to want to save the world. This beautiful place. But I knew so little then. It is a land of beauty and wonder, worth cherishing in every way. But the closer you get, the more you see the great darkness simmering within. And mankind? Mankind is another story altogether.
[First lines of movie]

 I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp. image

I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp.

#410

I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support! image

I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!

#411

Technical Support! image

Technical Support!

#412

Thor: No, give me that.
Thor: You have the little one.

#413

Since when did we become a disease? image

Since when did we become a disease?

#414

 Nature has an order. A power to restore balance. I believe he is that power. image

Nature has an order. A power to restore balance. I believe he is that power.

Thor: Yes, I am.

#416

 It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. But I came here to work with House. image

It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. But I came here to work with House.

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal! image

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

#418

We'll follow your lead. image

We'll follow your lead.

#419

 Kiss this, bitch! image

Kiss this, bitch!

In chess, the pawns go first. image

In chess, the pawns go first.

NOW he can climb. image

NOW he can climb.

#422

 You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it? image

You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it?

#423

  I'm not going to go without you! image

I'm not going to go without you!

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

#425

Charles always wanted to build bridges... image

Charles always wanted to build bridges...

 He never listens. image

He never listens.

#427

Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me. image

Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me.

 I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats. image

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

 Such a shame. She was so beautiful. image

Such a shame. She was so beautiful.

He says his name is Thor... image

He says his name is Thor...

#431

Thor: I love you mom.
Frigga: I love you, and eat a salad.

#432

We'll try to hold them off. image

We'll try to hold them off.

#433

Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you.  image

Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you.

I realize you weren't born a wolf, but couldn't you at least act like one? image

I realize you weren't born a wolf, but couldn't you at least act like one?

#435

There's just more to it than picking the right color. It's the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted solid colored drapes in a little girl's room. I said 'DON'T DO IT.' - You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons.

#436

This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will. image

This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will.

#437

 I think they like me. image

I think they like me.

#438

It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right? image

It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right?

  Traitors to their own cause... image

Traitors to their own cause...

I'm... Captain America.

 In a game of chess the pawns go first. image

In a game of chess the pawns go first.

Arthur Curry, I hear you can talk to fish. image

Arthur Curry, I hear you can talk to fish.

#443

 What's done is done when we say it's done. image

What's done is done when we say it's done.

#444

There is a stranger. He comes to this village from the sea. He comes in the winter when people are hungry and brings fish. Comes out of the King tide. That was last night.

#445

 I'll figure it out. image

I'll figure it out.

#446

 I'm so afraid of how powerful this is! image

I'm so afraid of how powerful this is!

I am real when it's useful. image

I am real when it's useful.

#448

It's really cool that you guys are ready to do battle and stuff, but I've never done battle, I've just pushed some people and run away. image

It's really cool that you guys are ready to do battle and stuff, but I've never done battle, I've just pushed some people and run away.

#449

Whoever you are looking for, It's not me. image

Whoever you are looking for, It's not me.

#450

You're saying there's a multiverse? image

You're saying there's a multiverse?

Logan, you're making me blush. image

Logan, you're making me blush.

#452

The world needs the next Iron Man. image

The world needs the next Iron Man.

People said the Age of Heroes would never come again. image

People said the Age of Heroes would never come again.

Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off. image

Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off.

#455

May I press you to a cucumber sandwich? image

May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

#456

Give your friend the respect of making his own decisions! image

Give your friend the respect of making his own decisions!

You can't trick me anymore. image

You can't trick me anymore.

There's always a bigger fish. image

There's always a bigger fish.

 Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky! image

Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts. image

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too. image

Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too.

#462

You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit. I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. I control the truth; Mysterio is the truth! image

You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit. I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. I control the truth; Mysterio is the truth!

#463

Help me get one more. image

Help me get one more.

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there. image

I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.

#465

With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it don't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together. image

With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it don't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together.

 That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen. image

That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen.

#467

 I don't know how I'm going to live with myself if I don't stay true to what I believe. image

I don't know how I'm going to live with myself if I don't stay true to what I believe.

I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns.

#469

Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth. image

Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth.

#470

It looks much worse than it is. Girls will still want to kiss you. image

It looks much worse than it is. Girls will still want to kiss you.

 It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. image

It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.

#472

 Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it. image

Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.

#473

Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
[a new arc reactor explodes]
Oops!

#474

You picked the wrong house, bub. image

You picked the wrong house, bub.

#475


 Holy shit. image


Holy shit.

#476

If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip. image

If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Why stop 'em? Saves me whipping them both. This way, I just whip the one that wins. image

Why stop 'em? Saves me whipping them both. This way, I just whip the one that wins.

#478

Walk away from that, you son of a bitch. image

Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.

#479

What in the Sam Hill?

#480

We're lighter, we're faster, and if that don't work, we're nastier. image

We're lighter, we're faster, and if that don't work, we're nastier.

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I will leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right? image

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I will leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right?

#482

  How does it feel, BUB? image

How does it feel, BUB?

#483

Jarvis, target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice.

#484

You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am. [suits up]

#485

 If you want to shoot me, then shoot me! image

If you want to shoot me, then shoot me!

#486

 Son of a bitch! I mean your Honor, that was a hell of a shot. image

Son of a bitch! I mean your Honor, that was a hell of a shot.

I lost both the kids in the divorce. image

I lost both the kids in the divorce.

#488

Ben : When you have sex with a woman, be gentle and listen to her. Treat her with respect and dignity even if you don't love her.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Always tell the truth. Always take the high road.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Live each day like it could be your last. Drink it in. Be adventurous, be bold, but savour it. It goes fast.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Don't die.
Bo : I won't.

#489

A true story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound... Chinese. But they're actually an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.

#490

Ronson didn't make it, did he? image

Ronson didn't make it, did he?

#491

Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson? image

Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson?

#492

Shazam : Gentlemen...
Freddy Freeman :You have bullet immunity!
Shazam : I'm bulletproof!
Shazam : You're dead.
Shazam :Sorry about your window... but you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Freddy Freeman : Have a good night!
Shazam : Oh hey, wassup? I'm a superhero!

#493

I always did hate this house. image

I always did hate this house.

#494

 It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name. image

It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.

I'm gonna offer the choice. Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death? image

I'm gonna offer the choice. Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

#496

 John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. image

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about.

 A storm's coming. image

A storm's coming.

#498

 Who's got the list? Tell me! Who are you working for? image

Who's got the list? Tell me! Who are you working for?

#499

Today is the first day of what's left of your life. image

Today is the first day of what's left of your life.

#500

You're like a bad guy, right? image

You're like a bad guy, right?

#501

I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.

I bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here. It's really quite simple. It began with two sisters. One born with magical powers, and one born powerless, with her love of snowmen, infinite.

#503

Hey, what's up? I'm a superhero. image

Hey, what's up? I'm a superhero.

#504

 If it weren't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking,

If it weren't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking, "Polly want a cracker!"

#505

Tell Megatron,

Tell Megatron, "Let's tango."

#506

I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide. image

I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide.

#507

Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you. image

Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.

#508

 More fan! More fan! More fan! image

More fan! More fan! More fan!

#509

Wiggle your big toe. image

Wiggle your big toe.

#510

Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings. image

Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings.

I had learned that knowing what something is is not the same as knowing how something feels. image

I had learned that knowing what something is is not the same as knowing how something feels.

#512

That's why I'm stronger. image

That's why I'm stronger.

#513

I don't think Elsa's ok.

#514

Billy Batson, I choose you as champion. image

Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.

#515

Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked. image

Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked.

#516

 I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. image

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

I hadn't been wrong. THIS was wrong. They hadn't eliminated murder. They brought it home. They just called it by a different name. image

I hadn't been wrong. THIS was wrong. They hadn't eliminated murder. They brought it home. They just called it by a different name.

#518

Olaf : I will have all the answers when I am older, like why we are in this dark, enchanted wood. I know in a couple years, these will seem like childish fears, and so I know it isn't bad, it's good.
Olaf : Excuse me...

#519

It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious. image

It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious.

#520

I know you know a lot of people, and with a good lawyer you'll get out of jail in a few years. And then I'll come for you. I'll find you, and we both know what's gonna happen. image

I know you know a lot of people, and with a good lawyer you'll get out of jail in a few years. And then I'll come for you. I'll find you, and we both know what's gonna happen.

#521

Officer Bernard : This is gonna end bad for you.
Bryan Mills : Don't be such a pessimist. image

Officer Bernard : This is gonna end bad for you.
Bryan Mills : Don't be such a pessimist.

#522

I am Groot. image

I am Groot.

#523

Peter: Hey Karen, what's up?
Karen: Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
Peter: Listen, I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of the license plate.
Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.
Peter: Footage?
Karen: Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Peter: Everything?
Karen: Everything. It's called a Baby Monitor Protocol.

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control. image

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

#525

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword. image

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

#526

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others. image

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.

#527

Bernie : You want me to put a tail on him?
Franck Dotzler : No, it's a waste of time. They always fumble them. These guys could lose a tail if it was attached to a dog. We're done. image

Bernie : You want me to put a tail on him?
Franck Dotzler : No, it's a waste of time. They always fumble them. These guys could lose a tail if it was attached to a dog. We're done.

You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai. image

You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

#529

Deckard Shaw : They say if you want to glimpse the future, just look behind you. I used to think that was bollocks. And now I realise you can't outrun the past. When we were kids, you started fights with the toughest bastards in the yard, and I was the one that to step in and finish them. Rest now, little brother, want to settle you one last score.
Deckard Shaw : Take care of my brother. Anything happens to him, I'll come back looking for you!

Steve Rogers : You know me.
The Winter Soldier : No, I don't!
Steve Rogers : Bucky. you've known me your entire life. Your name is James Buchanan Barnes...
The Winter Soldier : SHUT UP!
Steve Rogers : I'm not gonna fight you. You're my friend.
The Winter Soldier : You're my mission! YOU ARE MY MISSION!
Steve Rogers : Then finish it. 'Cause I'm with you 'til the end of the line.

Well, I got his attention. What the hell was step two?

#532

Oh, man. I'm so gonna patent this shit. image

Oh, man. I'm so gonna patent this shit.

#533

Oscar : Don't... swallow!
Lenny : Oscar?
Oscar : No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?
Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...
Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!
Lenny : Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...
Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!

#534

An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence? Historically, not awesome.

#535

 I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe. image

I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe.

#536

Vertel me wie ik ben. image

Vertel me wie ik ben.

#537

Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president? image

Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?

#538

No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing. (to thor)

#539

 You guys have never seen a truck like this before! image

You guys have never seen a truck like this before!

#540

Then by bloodshed, do the gods make known their wil image

Then by bloodshed, do the gods make known their wil

#541

Come on, you old wreck. Judgement Day. image

Come on, you old wreck. Judgement Day.

#542

Ha! You just got union jacked! image

Ha! You just got union jacked!

The world's changed boys, it's time we change too! image

The world's changed boys, it's time we change too!

 Car! image

Car!

#545

 Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead. image

Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.

#546

 Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah! image

Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!

#547

When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost. image

When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

Kentucky Fried Chicken! In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen! image

Kentucky Fried Chicken! In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen!

#549

 Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me. image

Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me.

Sykes! My brother from another mother! image

Sykes! My brother from another mother!

#551

Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady. image

Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady.

 I've got a bad feeling about this. image

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Hiccup :  So, what should we name it?
Hiccup : Itchy Armpit it is. image

Hiccup : So, what should we name it?
Hiccup : Itchy Armpit it is.

#554

I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

#555

You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better. image

You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

#556

 Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. image

Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.

A creepy old man cut my hair off!

#558

How are my babies this morning? You miss me? You doing good, huh? Huh? You see, Sykes, it's a fish-eat-fish world - you either take or you get TAKEN!

#559

 Bad shit happens to people I care about. image

Bad shit happens to people I care about.

#560

 Fuck. image

Fuck.

#561

Is it you? My great and worthy opponent? But it can't be. Not this pitiful, spineless, pasty, bloated codfish I see before me. You're not even a shadow of Peter Pan.

Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go. image

Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go.

#563

President Snow : Let me see. I... I need to see for myself. image

President Snow : Let me see. I... I need to see for myself.

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY. image

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.

#565

Jason Bourne : She wouldn't want me to.
Jason Bourne : That's the only reason you're alive. image

Jason Bourne : She wouldn't want me to.
Jason Bourne : That's the only reason you're alive.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Is he still looking at me funny?
Agent Stone : Yes, he is.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground! image

Thor: I had this unique hammer, made from the heart of a dying star. I would spin it, and I would fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I would lie down.
Korg: The hammer rode you?
Thor: No, I would spin it and it would lift me off...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer threw you off?
Thor: Off the ground, it threw me off the ground!

#568

This is my father... Chuck. image

This is my father... Chuck.

#569

You people are so petty and tiny.

#570

Take him. But make sure he gets a view. image

Take him. But make sure he gets a view.

#571

 It's got a lot of water... image

It's got a lot of water...

#572

Hey, keep it out front. Alright? image

Hey, keep it out front. Alright?

#573

Asgard is dead! image

Asgard is dead!

#574

 But not today. image

But not today.

I thought you'd be glad to see me! image

I thought you'd be glad to see me!

#576

You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys.

That's Stark's father. Who's the girl? image

That's Stark's father. Who's the girl?

 I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets. image

I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.

Skurge, do you know the purpose of an executioner? An executioner does not just execute people, but he executes his leader's vision. But he mainly executes them too. I was Odin's executioner. Now, you shall be mine.

#580

This ends today!

#581

Logan, you still have time. image

Logan, you still have time.

#582

Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive? image

Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive?

 Our boat... the Sunseeker. image

Our boat... the Sunseeker.

#584

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he? image

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he?

So he's dead. I'd have liked to have seen that.

#586

 They live, they talk, we're dead! Kill them all! image

They live, they talk, we're dead! Kill them all!

This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here. image

This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.

#588

 You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy. image

You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

#589

 I believe in you, Peter Pan. image

I believe in you, Peter Pan.

#590

You still don't understand, Dillon, do you? Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants us. image

You still don't understand, Dillon, do you? Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants us.

#591

Well, I think it's about hotel time. image

Well, I think it's about hotel time.

#592

Anakin's the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry. image

Anakin's the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry.

 I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave. image

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

 I’m not crazy. image

I’m not crazy.

You gonna trust me? I lie about everything. image

You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.

Martha Masters: So we just give up and go home?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, somebody locked the front door, but, yeah, we... give up. image

Martha Masters: So we just give up and go home?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, somebody locked the front door, but, yeah, we... give up.

Dude. Don't run angry. We don't know how to defeat him yet. image

Dude. Don't run angry. We don't know how to defeat him yet.

#598

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. Lucky for me, I may have to go out tonight after all. image

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. Lucky for me, I may have to go out tonight after all.

Gardens and goblets? Peace offerings? All his deeds of peace... none of what he did to get it!

#600

Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole! image

Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!

You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium.

'Cause I'm in pain... That's the only way I can get your attention. image

'Cause I'm in pain... That's the only way I can get your attention.

 I drank poison for you! You called me Tink. image

I drank poison for you! You called me Tink.

#604

 Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! image

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me. image

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me.

When two people have had sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again, they're gonna do it again. image

When two people have had sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again, they're gonna do it again.

Scott Lang : Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis : Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott Lang : Really?
Luis : Yeah.
Scott Lang : Good.
Kurt : This is the work of gypsies!
Dave : That's witchcraft!
Luis : That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave : That's wizardry!
Kurt : Sorcery!
Luis : How'd you do that, bro?
Scott Lang : Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
Luis :Get if off! Get it off!
Scott Lang : I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.

If I really wanted to fucking bother you, this is what I would do. image

If I really wanted to fucking bother you, this is what I would do.

 I guess you play big or you don't play at all. Right? image

I guess you play big or you don't play at all. Right?

#611

That's how you do it. That's how you debate. image

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

#612

 If less is more, there's no end to me, Peter Pan. image

If less is more, there's no end to me, Peter Pan.

#613

Goddamn jackpot. This is more than we ever thought we'd get. We finally got those bastards. We got 'em. image

Goddamn jackpot. This is more than we ever thought we'd get. We finally got those bastards. We got 'em.

#614

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you. image

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

#615

 So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. image

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

#616

 I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes. image

I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes.

Livers are important, Cuddy. You can't live without them, hence the name. image

Livers are important, Cuddy. You can't live without them, hence the name.

Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is. image

Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.

This is what's known as getting your gun off. image

This is what's known as getting your gun off.

$11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me. image

$11 million? Sounds like a whole lot of vaginal activity to me.

#621

Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter. image

Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter.

I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, Counselor, to prove you're better than me!

#623

 Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still... image

Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still...

#624

 Evelyn, I'm sorry. I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me. image

Evelyn, I'm sorry. I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me.

Thank you, Officer Brainfart. image

Thank you, Officer Brainfart.

We need each other. Don’t we? image

We need each other. Don’t we?

He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb. image

He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.

You... BITCH! image

You... BITCH!

 Fight back, you cowards! image

Fight back, you cowards!

 It's me! It's me, Alan, Mom and Dad! I'm home! I'm back! image

It's me! It's me, Alan, Mom and Dad! I'm home! I'm back!

I love a parade, don't you? You know, there's a word I don't throw around that often, 'genius'. image

I love a parade, don't you? You know, there's a word I don't throw around that often, 'genius'.

#632

 So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese? image

So, what are you gonna try next? Cheese?

#633

 I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl. image

I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.

What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy? image

What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?

#635

Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise.

And I responded with a number of trenchant remarks which made Chase cry. None of which I'm going to testify about. image

And I responded with a number of trenchant remarks which made Chase cry. None of which I'm going to testify about.

Your Honor, I'm innocent. I didn't do this. I didn't kill anyone. And I know that one day, the truth will come out. image

Your Honor, I'm innocent. I didn't do this. I didn't kill anyone. And I know that one day, the truth will come out.

#638

The ball's in your court, Mr. Hunt. image

The ball's in your court, Mr. Hunt.

 Fight back, you cowards, fight back! image

Fight back, you cowards, fight back!

 Code it in. We need to be dead. image

Code it in. We need to be dead.

I am not the only Winter Soldier. image

I am not the only Winter Soldier.

 You know, we're taking down a very... important... politician. image

You know, we're taking down a very... important... politician.

Welcome back, cowboy. image

Welcome back, cowboy.

#644

Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are! image

Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

#645

I don't know, Dutch. This is inhuman. image

I don't know, Dutch. This is inhuman.

#646

You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger. image

You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.

I'm sure you're hella popular.

i know you better than anyone else in the world. image

i know you better than anyone else in the world.

 The world has taken a turn for the surreal. image

The world has taken a turn for the surreal.

Dr. Harrison Wells: Cisco, bring the generator on-line. Make sure Barry gets the charge.
Cisco Ramon: What? You're not coming with me? I am not leaving you.
Dr. Harrison Wells: Listen to me. Of everything I've done in my life, of everything I have invented, my most important creation is the Flash. Barry Allen must have a future. Now, go. Go! image

Dr. Harrison Wells: Cisco, bring the generator on-line. Make sure Barry gets the charge.
Cisco Ramon: What? You're not coming with me? I am not leaving you.
Dr. Harrison Wells: Listen to me. Of everything I've done in my life, of everything I have invented, my most important creation is the Flash. Barry Allen must have a future. Now, go. Go!

#651

Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues. image

Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.

#652

 Nailed it! image

Nailed it!

My argument is not with you. image

My argument is not with you.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming... image

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

 OK gentleman, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. You're already heroes, just sit back and enjoy the ride. image

OK gentleman, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. You're already heroes, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

#656

It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here. image

It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here.

#657

That's a real nasty habit you got there. image

That's a real nasty habit you got there.

#658

 Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond. image

Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.

Blue alien hedgehogs are people too.

Keep the sand out of your weapons. Keep those actions clear. I'll see you on the beach. image

Keep the sand out of your weapons. Keep those actions clear. I'll see you on the beach.

House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is. We average our misery. image

House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is. We average our misery.

Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date. image

Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.

#663

 You only live once, lets do this! image

You only live once, lets do this!

#664

It gets easier. image

It gets easier.

Gun salesman :  You know they stopped making these in 1903...?
Hunter Van Pelt : Damn. I'll be needing a replacement weapon. image

Gun salesman : You know they stopped making these in 1903...?
Hunter Van Pelt : Damn. I'll be needing a replacement weapon.

#666

Chew on this, you ugly bastard. image

Chew on this, you ugly bastard.

You're nothing to me until you're everything. image

You're nothing to me until you're everything.

Nice undies. image

Nice undies.

#669

 Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise. image

Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.

#670

This war represents a failure to listen. Now you're closer to the Chancellor than anyone! Please, ask him to end this war and let diplomacy resume. image

This war represents a failure to listen. Now you're closer to the Chancellor than anyone! Please, ask him to end this war and let diplomacy resume.

#671

My momma always said,

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Bo Peep :  You're cute when you care.
Woody :   Bo, not in front of Buzz. image

Bo Peep : You're cute when you care.
Woody : Bo, not in front of Buzz.

#673

 It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles. image

It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.

 Patient's in cardiac arrest. Ouchy! image

Patient's in cardiac arrest. Ouchy!

So Tuscany with Chuck, sounds romantic... minus the Chuck part. image

So Tuscany with Chuck, sounds romantic... minus the Chuck part.

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard, and you and I had a fight.
Bruce Banner: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won. Easily!
Bruce Banner: That does not sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

#677

The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do. image

The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.

Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it? image

Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?

#679

I got you a promise. Never let you go. image

I got you a promise. Never let you go.

#680

Cosmo Interview Girl : Our cover story right now is about cunnilingus. What do you think about that? image

Cosmo Interview Girl : Our cover story right now is about cunnilingus. What do you think about that?

Déme el arma. Déme el arma! Give me the weapon! image

Déme el arma. Déme el arma! Give me the weapon!

#682

Owen Coffin :  Say it! Say it! Say you're scared!
Owen Chase : I will not. image

Owen Coffin : Say it! Say it! Say you're scared!
Owen Chase : I will not.

#683

Anakin, you're breaking my heart!

#684

 Ride like the wind, Bullseye! image

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

#685

 THIS is why we don't pick up children! image

THIS is why we don't pick up children!

That poster got me laid when I got home last night, so do your worst. image

That poster got me laid when I got home last night, so do your worst.

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

#688

Pick on someone your own size! image

Pick on someone your own size!

So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it? image

So did you like slap that ass? Or did you grab it?

#690

It must be a fragile system if it can be brought down by just a few berries. image

It must be a fragile system if it can be brought down by just a few berries.

Sydney Prosser : I like it. image

Sydney Prosser : I like it.

Harry'll do it. I know it. He doesn't know how to fail. image

Harry'll do it. I know it. He doesn't know how to fail.

#693

Woody : [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed]  Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie. image

Woody : [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.

#694

We are not here to do a decent thing, we are here to follow fuckin' orders! image

We are not here to do a decent thing, we are here to follow fuckin' orders!

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter. image

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter.

Blue's over there. But he's wasted. image

Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

#697

You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg. image

You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

#698


Johnny : In time you will see that this is the best thing.
Loretta Castorini : In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress! image


Johnny : In time you will see that this is the best thing.
Loretta Castorini : In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!

 This is where the fun begins. image

This is where the fun begins.

 Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate? image

Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?

Covering fire ! image

Covering fire !

Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

#703

 I love you, Cassie. image

I love you, Cassie.

Still a buster image

Still a buster

If I don't go home, you don't go home. image

If I don't go home, you don't go home.

 Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that. image

Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that.

I don't know. Part of me thinks the kid's right. He asks what he's done to deserve this. He wants to stay here, fine. Let's leave him and go home. But then another part of me thinks, what if by some miracle we stay, then actually make it out of here. Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess. Like you said, Captain, maybe we do that, we all earn the right to go home. image

I don't know. Part of me thinks the kid's right. He asks what he's done to deserve this. He wants to stay here, fine. Let's leave him and go home. But then another part of me thinks, what if by some miracle we stay, then actually make it out of here. Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess. Like you said, Captain, maybe we do that, we all earn the right to go home.

[the Hulk appears in the arena]
Thor: Loki, look who it is!
Loki: I have to get off this planet...

#709

 RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT! image

RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT!

#710

 I like to think Spider-Man gives people hope. image

I like to think Spider-Man gives people hope.

Need a hand? Well, you just wait / We'll help you out... we each have eight.

Need a hand? Well, you just wait / We'll help you out... we each have eight."

Marcus Luttrell. That's not a knife, that's a fucking duck! image

Marcus Luttrell. That's not a knife, that's a fucking duck!

That's a keeper! image

That's a keeper!

#714

  I'm bound for the promised land, I am, I'm bound for the promised land. image

I'm bound for the promised land, I am, I'm bound for the promised land.

#715

 I'm going there to end this war. Wait for me until I return. Thing's will be different, I promise. Please wait for me. image

I'm going there to end this war. Wait for me until I return. Thing's will be different, I promise. Please wait for me.

Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas. image

Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas.

Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them. image

Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.

 In ten thousand years, I have never been so embarrassed image

In ten thousand years, I have never been so embarrassed

#719

 There really is no place like home. image

There really is no place like home.

I see her in my sister Prim. image

I see her in my sister Prim.

"This will not be an easy mission / Monkeys slow the expedition."

You are never out of the fight. image

You are never out of the fight.

That's a keeper! image

That's a keeper!

#724

Mmm-mmm, hot as a firecracker on the fourth of July. image

Mmm-mmm, hot as a firecracker on the fourth of July.

#725

Get me drunk. image

Get me drunk.

  Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think. image

Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.

#727

I made a choice; this is my path. image

I made a choice; this is my path.

 I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make. image

I'm a boy who appreciates a good body, regardless of the make.

Suyin : I'm trapped! I'm in it's mouth!
Jaxx :  That cage will not break.
Suyin : That's the problem. The cage is being swallowed. image

Suyin : I'm trapped! I'm in it's mouth!
Jaxx : That cage will not break.
Suyin : That's the problem. The cage is being swallowed.

#730

 You ain't got to love me, but you gonna know that I love you. image

You ain't got to love me, but you gonna know that I love you.

#731

I missed you, Padmé. image

I missed you, Padmé.

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina. image

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots. image

Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.

You ain't never had a friend like me. image

You ain't never had a friend like me.

#735

 Draco... you are no assassin. image

Draco... you are no assassin.

"You're almost there with much at stake / But now the ground begins to quake."

 Uh, Dad, you can let go now. image

Uh, Dad, you can let go now.

#738

 You're my only. I'm your only. image

You're my only. I'm your only.

#739

You brought him here to kill me! image

You brought him here to kill me!

Emperor Zurg : Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg : No, Buzz. I am your father!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! image

Emperor Zurg : Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg : No, Buzz. I am your father!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question. image

Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question.

 Watch for my sign. image

Watch for my sign.

#743

You really don't know who I am? Genie, wishes, lamp, none of that ringing a bell?

#744

You understand, that what ever I do, it comes back to you and mom. I don't want you to get hurt.

Alan, they're here. image

Alan, they're here.

 Love you, Dad. image

Love you, Dad.

#747

Marcus. Never out of the fight. image

Marcus. Never out of the fight.

 I knew you'd come back. image

I knew you'd come back.

#749

 I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank? image

I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?

#750

Jackie Harrison : The thing is, they
Jackie Harrison : don't have to choose. They can have us both. I have their past, you can have their future. image

Jackie Harrison : The thing is, they
Jackie Harrison : don't have to choose. They can have us both. I have their past, you can have their future.

 Double sixes. Fancy that! image

Double sixes. Fancy that!

#752

We got 'em, R2. image

We got 'em, R2.

Bo Peep : This is for Woody, when you find him.
Buzz Lightyear :  Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me. image

Bo Peep : This is for Woody, when you find him.
Buzz Lightyear : Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Okay, what disease can turn Cuddy's mother into a coma patient named Stewart? image

Okay, what disease can turn Cuddy's mother into a coma patient named Stewart?

I had a dream. It was the end of the world.

#756

Blood. Take. Take poison. Blood poison. Poison. Poisonous.
  image

Blood. Take. Take poison. Blood poison. Poison. Poisonous.

#757

Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry. image

Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry.

People are looking to you, Katniss. You've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it. image

People are looking to you, Katniss. You've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.

First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school. image

First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school.

#760

We're about to get contacted! image

We're about to get contacted!

Counselor... could you be there? Could you be there? image

Counselor... could you be there? Could you be there?

#762

I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death. image

I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death.

 I'm, ah, sure I will. image

I'm, ah, sure I will.

#764

Cedrick the Bellman : Do you know how the TV works?
Kevin McCallister : I'm 10 years old. TV is my life. image

Cedrick the Bellman : Do you know how the TV works?
Kevin McCallister : I'm 10 years old. TV is my life.

#765

 Hey asshole! Two of our guys died trying to find you, all right? image

Hey asshole! Two of our guys died trying to find you, all right?

There's no way we could meet. But one thing is certain. If we see each other, we'll know. That you were the one who was inside me. That I was the one who was inside you. image

There's no way we could meet. But one thing is certain. If we see each other, we'll know. That you were the one who was inside me. That I was the one who was inside you.

Chuck! Boundaries! image

Chuck! Boundaries!

This is beyond anything I have imagined. image

This is beyond anything I have imagined.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die. image

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die.

#770

 All drains lead to the ocean. image

All drains lead to the ocean.

#771

Marcus. Never out of the fight. image

Marcus. Never out of the fight.

 Yeah, you're my good boy. image

Yeah, you're my good boy.

#773

 We'll beat it. You're not alone in this, you know. You don't have to go through this by yourself... you know that? Understand what I'm saying? image

We'll beat it. You're not alone in this, you know. You don't have to go through this by yourself... you know that? Understand what I'm saying?

Cosmo Castorini : Rose. Rose. Rose! Rose!
Rose : Who's dead? image

Cosmo Castorini : Rose. Rose. Rose! Rose!
Rose : Who's dead?

That should keep you in curry for a few weeks. image

That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.

#776

Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? image

Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

#777

 Fuck Ryan. image

Fuck Ryan.

God, I wish I had taken a language in high school. image

God, I wish I had taken a language in high school.

#779

Hold that non-thought. image

Hold that non-thought.

Héctor: What are you doing?
Miguel: I'm walking like a skeleton.
Héctor: No, skeletons don't walk like that.
Miguel: That's how *you* walk.
Héctor: No, I don't. image

Héctor: What are you doing?
Miguel: I'm walking like a skeleton.
Héctor: No, skeletons don't walk like that.
Miguel: That's how *you* walk.
Héctor: No, I don't.

#781

This is beyond anything I imagine. image

This is beyond anything I imagine.

I want you guys to forget everything you think you know about the games. Last year was child's play. This year, you're dealing with all experienced killers.

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie! image

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!

#784

We're about to get contacted! image

We're about to get contacted!

Don't do this. Don't bring in the lawyers. You know that the kids aren't in any real danger, this is about Isabel. image

Don't do this. Don't bring in the lawyers. You know that the kids aren't in any real danger, this is about Isabel.

 Counselor. image

Counselor.

#787

Easy comes, easy goes! image

Easy comes, easy goes!

#788

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. image

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

#789

Put your money where your mouth is. image

Put your money where your mouth is.

"By the time the date is over, the comet will be visible in the sky."

 Do you trust me? image

Do you trust me?

This is the Mount Everest of hacks. image

This is the Mount Everest of hacks.

#793

 I'm having a heart attack, you idiot. image

I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.

#794

Paula : I messed up. I fucked it all the way up. I know that. But your heart ain't gotta be black like mine, baby. I love you, Chiron. I do. I love you, baby. I mean, you ain't gotta love me. Lord knows I did not have love for you when you needed it, I know that. So you ain't gotta love me; but you gon' know that I love you. You hear? You hear me, Chiron?
Black : I hate you, Momma.

#795

Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife. image

Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

#796

Birds fly to the stars - I guess... image

Birds fly to the stars - I guess...

 Sit! image

Sit!

#798

 If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. image

If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.

Waiter : Two scoops, sir?
Kevin McCallister : Two? Make it three. I'm not driving. image

Waiter : Two scoops, sir?
Kevin McCallister : Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.

#800

 Krieger, from this point on... absolute silence! image

Krieger, from this point on... absolute silence!

#801

Do you mind if I take this, Horace? I do love knitting patterns. image

Do you mind if I take this, Horace? I do love knitting patterns.

Remember who the real enemy is. image

Remember who the real enemy is.

ZOOLOGY, BITCH! image

ZOOLOGY, BITCH!

#804

Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them. image

Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.

#805

The real world hurts, doesn't it? But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? image

The real world hurts, doesn't it? But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

#806

 This is my night, Counselor. Don't you step on my lines! image

This is my night, Counselor. Don't you step on my lines!

#807

Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!

Fill er' up, please! image

Fill er' up, please!

#809

 Pitchforks! Humans are hilarious. image

Pitchforks! Humans are hilarious.

#810

Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it. image

Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

#811

Ally : I started writing this song the other day. Maybe that could work, like as a chorus or something.
Ally : I'm off the deep end. Watch as I dive in. I never the meet the ground. Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us. We're far from the shallow now. image

Ally : I started writing this song the other day. Maybe that could work, like as a chorus or something.
Ally : I'm off the deep end. Watch as I dive in. I never the meet the ground. Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us. We're far from the shallow now.

#812

Your evil hearing aids won't help you escape this time, so I'd get comfy. image

Your evil hearing aids won't help you escape this time, so I'd get comfy.

#813

If you say one more word, I'll feed you to my children. I am kidding. We're vegetarians

#814

I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade. image

I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade.

#815

 This memory is a different kind of magic. Very dark. Very parcel. Without it, we are blind. It leaves the fate of our world to chance. You have no choice, you must not fail. Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry. image

This memory is a different kind of magic. Very dark. Very parcel. Without it, we are blind. It leaves the fate of our world to chance. You have no choice, you must not fail. Once again, I must ask too much of you, Harry.

I think these games are gonna be different. image

I think these games are gonna be different.

  I hate this game. image

I hate this game.

#818

You can die for your country, I'm gonna live for mine. image

You can die for your country, I'm gonna live for mine.

 Now wipe yourself off. You're bleeding. image

Now wipe yourself off. You're bleeding.

#820

All right, come on. And the red one. Come on. Well, come on Red, let's go. image

All right, come on. And the red one. Come on. Well, come on Red, let's go.

Well, well! image

Well, well!

#822

I won't do this again. I won't come and find you. Next time you can clean up your own mess. image

I won't do this again. I won't come and find you. Next time you can clean up your own mess.

#823


"I wanted to go on this date, but if it so happens that you end up going, you better enjoy it!"

I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith is in people, I guess. Individuals. image

I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith is in people, I guess. Individuals.

 Fuck Kissinger, he's overrated anyway! image

Fuck Kissinger, he's overrated anyway!

 I'm the reaper. image

I'm the reaper.

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed. image

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

#828

Lieutenant Elgart : So what happened, your wife let the dog out and Cady abducted him and...
Sam Bowden : No, my wife didn't let the dog out.
Lieutenant Elgart : So he came into the house? Now that's illegal entry...
Sam Bowden : No, he didn't come into the house either. Now look, I'm not a cop, I don't know how he did it, all I know is that he DID it.

#829

I'm not such a bad pilot myself. image

I'm not such a bad pilot myself.

 Oh come on, that's funny. image

Oh come on, that's funny.

#831

What should I do? Would I annoy him? Would it be awkward? Or maybe he'd be a bit glad to see me? image

What should I do? Would I annoy him? Would it be awkward? Or maybe he'd be a bit glad to see me?

There you go again, saving me from that evil dress. image

There you go again, saving me from that evil dress.

#833

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all. image

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all.

Glory to Hanuman

#835

Katniss, when you're in the arena, remember who the real enemy is. image

Katniss, when you're in the arena, remember who the real enemy is.

Get me the hell out of here! image

Get me the hell out of here!

#837

 May the Force be with us. image

May the Force be with us.

#838

Hey, hey, you've just won the lottery. image

Hey, hey, you've just won the lottery.

 I'd like to know just how strong we are. Or how weak. But I guess the only way we're gonna find that out is just by going through this. image

I'd like to know just how strong we are. Or how weak. But I guess the only way we're gonna find that out is just by going through this.

 What an awkward situation. image

What an awkward situation.

#841

It's a nice night for a neck injury. image

It's a nice night for a neck injury.

#842

Nobody ever asks you about you, huh? image

Nobody ever asks you about you, huh?

#843

You look very fashionable. Apart from the mud. image

You look very fashionable. Apart from the mud.

#844

Dr. Marta Shearing : You've been shot!
Aaron Cross : It's all right. image

Dr. Marta Shearing : You've been shot!
Aaron Cross : It's all right.

#845

  I'd still like to kill him. image

I'd still like to kill him.

 Oh, a man of principle - with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head! image

Oh, a man of principle - with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head!

#847

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. image

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

#848

Yellow fever? No wait, leprosy.

#849

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you. image

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

"However, I'm sure you've never gone out on a date before, so below are some links to help you out, you late bloomer."

Dr. Jekyll, I presume. They found a half-eaten sheep in the zoo, police wanna ask you a few questions...
 image

Dr. Jekyll, I presume. They found a half-eaten sheep in the zoo, police wanna ask you a few questions...

Oh, it’s you. You’re going to get me into trouble, Dante. Someone could hear me! I wish someone wanted to hear me, other than you. image

Oh, it’s you. You’re going to get me into trouble, Dante. Someone could hear me! I wish someone wanted to hear me, other than you.

#853

 NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man! image

NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!

#854

Eyes down! Eyes down! image

Eyes down! Eyes down!

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. image

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

#856

 She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it. And that's all I have to say about that. image

She got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it. And that's all I have to say about that.

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! image

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!

Kate McCallister : Well you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin McCallister : I hope so! image

Kate McCallister : Well you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin McCallister : I hope so!

#859

Maybe its time to let the old ways die. image

Maybe its time to let the old ways die.

#860

I've already lost Ronnie once. I'm not gonna do it again. You said we have a couple hours. USE them. image

I've already lost Ronnie once. I'm not gonna do it again. You said we have a couple hours. USE them.

You were never a god. You were never even a man! image

You were never a god. You were never even a man!

#862

 You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more. image

You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.

#863

You were given a Ferrari and your people treated it like a lawnmower. image

You were given a Ferrari and your people treated it like a lawnmower.

 Later, dude. image

Later, dude.

#865

 What we need to do is throw a big kick-off, kick-ass party. image

What we need to do is throw a big kick-off, kick-ass party.

#866

 That's bad for you! image

That's bad for you!

#867

Topper Harley : Can you save him?
Doctor : Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor. image

Topper Harley : Can you save him?
Doctor : Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct. image

Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.

#869

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! image

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

#870

We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour! image

We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour!

I wanna go home. Mom, where are you? image

I wanna go home. Mom, where are you?

#872

 All you got to do is trust me. That's all you got to do. image

All you got to do is trust me. That's all you got to do.

#873

Oh, I forgot to put on underwear! image

Oh, I forgot to put on underwear!

I don't deserve you, Alfred.

#875

Great-great-grandfather... none of them understand me. I am supposed to play music!

#876

Jafar : [seriously] Jams?
Iago : Jams?

#877

Please don't take my children! image

Please don't take my children!

#878

There isn't much time. Every day they grow stronger. image

There isn't much time. Every day they grow stronger.

#879

Look at 'ma shit! image

Look at 'ma shit!

#880

You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss? image

You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond. image

Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.

#882

I'm sorry I doubted you, but this isn't you! image

I'm sorry I doubted you, but this isn't you!

#883

 There's a friend of mine who came a long way to be here and she wrote a great song and I'd just like her to sing it. I think it's pretty fucking good. image

There's a friend of mine who came a long way to be here and she wrote a great song and I'd just like her to sing it. I think it's pretty fucking good.

#884

You're gonna need to think about a lot of dead puppies, like, we're talkin' a whole kennel. And baseball. Cold showers. You know what? Nuns. image

You're gonna need to think about a lot of dead puppies, like, we're talkin' a whole kennel. And baseball. Cold showers. You know what? Nuns.

#885

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent. image

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.

#886

You wanted to be the hero. And now you gotta pay the price! image

You wanted to be the hero. And now you gotta pay the price!

#887

Be careful, it's a force field up there. image

Be careful, it's a force field up there.

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened. image

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened.

#889

Surviving is not living. Life is more than what is it's what it could be, what you can make it.

#890

I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet. image

I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet.

#891

 I know a really good sand guy. image

I know a really good sand guy.

#892

Jack : Well, yes, ma'am, I do... I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count.
Molly Brown : Well said, Jack.

#893

Get away from her, you bitch! image

Get away from her, you bitch!

#894

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner. image

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.

#895

What exactly are you implying? image

What exactly are you implying?

#896

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs

 It's you I idolized, it wasn't dad. image

It's you I idolized, it wasn't dad.

#898

House, I'm not going to tell you a third time. Do not screw this up! Because I really don't want to clean up the mess. image

House, I'm not going to tell you a third time. Do not screw this up! Because I really don't want to clean up the mess.

I have an itch only Chuck can scratch. image

I have an itch only Chuck can scratch.

Abuelita: Go away, you Go!
Miguel: It’s just Dante.
Abuelita: Never name a street dog. They will follow you forever. Now, go get my shoe.

#901

So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs. image

So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs.

#902

So, do we have a deal? image

So, do we have a deal?

#903

 I just wanted everybody to see me... image

I just wanted everybody to see me...

#904

 I'm the king of the world! image

I'm the king of the world!

#905

 Kent, your nostrils are flaring... image

Kent, your nostrils are flaring...

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage. image

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

#907

Rez Gavron : No drink?
Jack : No socks? image

Rez Gavron : No drink?
Jack : No socks?

#908

You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!

#909

It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles. image

It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles.

#910

I love you so much. image

I love you so much.

#911

 Spring break. Spring break. Spring break fo'ever. image

Spring break. Spring break. Spring break fo'ever.

#912

 Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? image

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

#913

Five years ago, I thought I lost you forever. image

Five years ago, I thought I lost you forever.

 I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either. image

I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either.

Oh, please! Stop your mouth from moving! image

Oh, please! Stop your mouth from moving!

It's not my fault. image

It's not my fault.

#917

The next bullet's in your head! image

The next bullet's in your head!

 Every contact we've had with the outside has brought us death! image

Every contact we've had with the outside has brought us death!

#919

The time to fight is now! image

The time to fight is now!

#920

 Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way? image

Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way?

 Hey Marv, crow bars up. image

Hey Marv, crow bars up.

I can't. I've got to go home and stare at my phone. image

I can't. I've got to go home and stare at my phone.

Some Old Man: Alright, who’s in there?
Miguel: I am sorry. What is going on?
[people keep going through Miguel as if he doesn’t exist]
Miguel: I’m just dreaming.
Skeletal Head: Do you mind?

#924

Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. image

Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low.

#925

I was like you, but my ambitions got bigger. Steal one thing, and you're a thief - steal a kingdom, and you're a sultan. image

I was like you, but my ambitions got bigger. Steal one thing, and you're a thief - steal a kingdom, and you're a sultan.

#926

Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat. image

Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.

#927

 Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again. image

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

 I remember. I remember everything. image

I remember. I remember everything.

 You let a stranger in the house? Are you a simpleton? image

You let a stranger in the house? Are you a simpleton?

#930

 Make ten men feel like a hundred. image

Make ten men feel like a hundred.

 I'm on your six. image

I'm on your six.

#932

The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life. image

The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.

#933

Cal Hockley : You're a good liar.
Jack : Almost as good as you. There's uh- there's no arrangement is there?
Cal Hockley : Oh, there is... Not that you'll benefit from it... I always win, Jack.

#934

 Hey everybody. Drinks are on me. image

Hey everybody. Drinks are on me.

 I remember this story of an evil witch, and the princess she cursed to sleep forever. The story became legend. But this is no fairy tale. image

I remember this story of an evil witch, and the princess she cursed to sleep forever. The story became legend. But this is no fairy tale.

Will you forget the scarf Marv? image

Will you forget the scarf Marv?

Jack talked about how music is essentially twelve notes between any octave. Twelve notes and the octave repeats. It's the same story told over and over, forever. All any artist can offer the world is how they see those twelve notes. That's it. He loved how you see them. image

Jack talked about how music is essentially twelve notes between any octave. Twelve notes and the octave repeats. It's the same story told over and over, forever. All any artist can offer the world is how they see those twelve notes. That's it. He loved how you see them.

#938

No one stays good in this world.

#939

You know, I am having a hard time believing she's someone's aunt.
[about Aunt May]

Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.
Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that. image

Deadpool : Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is.
Deadpool : Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.

#941

To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost... image

To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost...

#942

Lucy :   You've got no chance.
Malorie : Sorry. image

Lucy : You've got no chance.
Malorie : Sorry.

#943

Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about. image

Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about.

#944

Perfect... They are all... perfect... image

Perfect... They are all... perfect...

#945

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. image

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

One can never be too careful. image

One can never be too careful.

Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer. image

Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer.

All Dad ever did for you is make you his fucking drinking buddy. image

All Dad ever did for you is make you his fucking drinking buddy.

#949

Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.

#950

There should be a

There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

You're never going to find any peace. Not until you admit to yourself who you really are. image

You're never going to find any peace. Not until you admit to yourself who you really are.

Sooner or later you have to open that door. image

Sooner or later you have to open that door.

The pilot says he was sent by your father. image

The pilot says he was sent by your father.

 Tempus Fugit... isn't it funny how time flies? image

Tempus Fugit... isn't it funny how time flies?

#955

 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope. image

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

 Maleficent is a threat to everyone we'll do our best to protect you. image

Maleficent is a threat to everyone we'll do our best to protect you.

 Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. image

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

SUCK BRICK KID! image

SUCK BRICK KID!

#959

I think if we had a better band name we might have made it. Or maybe it was because we looked like a father-and-son duo. image

I think if we had a better band name we might have made it. Or maybe it was because we looked like a father-and-son duo.

#960

Do you ever look at someone and wonder,

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, "What is going on inside their head?" Well, I know. Well, I know Riley's head.

#961

Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.  image

Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.

Hank Pym : Darren. How the hell did you get in here? image

Hank Pym : Darren. How the hell did you get in here?

It was a student who gave me Francis. One Spring afternoon I discovered a bowl on my desk, just a few inches of clear water in it. Floating on the surface was a flower petal. As I washed, it sank. Just when it reached the bottom, it transformed into a wee fish. It was beautiful magic, wondrous to the behold. The flower petal had come from a lily, your mother. The day I came downstairs, the day the bowl was empty, was the day your mother...

Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go. Savvy?

Why would he come back now? image

Why would he come back now?

Strength and honor. image

Strength and honor.

#967

It must be really nice to have a job where you get to sit around and read all day. image

It must be really nice to have a job where you get to sit around and read all day.

#968

I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant image

I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know... an infant

When I took this, you were my enemy. image

When I took this, you were my enemy.

#970

 I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? image

I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?

Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel and because he didn't have any legs he spent most of his time exercising his arms! image

Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel and because he didn't have any legs he spent most of his time exercising his arms!

Happy trails, Hans. image

Happy trails, Hans.

Harry, I've reached the top! image

Harry, I've reached the top!

#974

You think maybe he drinks a bit much? Sweetie, you have no idea. image

You think maybe he drinks a bit much? Sweetie, you have no idea.

#975

Guys, I got eyes on Gauss! He's fast for a non-speedster! image

Guys, I got eyes on Gauss! He's fast for a non-speedster!

Agamemnon : Achilles is one man!
Odysseus : Hector is one man! Look what he did to us today!
Agamemnon : Hector fights for his country! Achilles fights only for himself!
Odysseus : I don't care about the man's alliegence, I care about his ability to win battles!

#977

 Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle? image

Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle?

Seneca Crane : Everyone likes an underdog.
President Snow : I don't. image

Seneca Crane : Everyone likes an underdog.
President Snow : I don't.

 And how's that working out for you? image

And how's that working out for you?

So now is probably not a great time to come and get my library card? image

So now is probably not a great time to come and get my library card?

#981

 Now please leave. I am not going back, and I am... I would not be any good to you if I did. image

Now please leave. I am not going back, and I am... I would not be any good to you if I did.

#982

It was all me, James. It's always been me. The author of all your pain. image

It was all me, James. It's always been me. The author of all your pain.

#983

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy. image

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.

You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you! image

You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you!

Whoa! What a hole! image

Whoa! What a hole!

#986

Actually, when I was in my 20s and 30s I was like a crooner. As a matter of fact, a lot of people thought I was better than Sinatra. image

Actually, when I was in my 20s and 30s I was like a crooner. As a matter of fact, a lot of people thought I was better than Sinatra.

#987

Things are worse than ever down here. image

Things are worse than ever down here.

Quintus : People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I? image

Quintus : People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I?

#989

 Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist. image

Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

#990

 I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while. image

I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.

 Well, they won't surrender. image

Well, they won't surrender.

#992

 This is it! Don't get scared now! image

This is it! Don't get scared now!

#993

Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long? image

Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long?

#994

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me? image

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?

 Geronimo, Motherfucker! image

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

I'm gonna murder that kid. image

I'm gonna murder that kid.

#997

If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys. image

If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys.

Maximus : You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero : Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to. image

Maximus : You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero : Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.

#999

Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed image

Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed

The patrons are staging an action! image

The patrons are staging an action!

 Your behavior, Jyn Erso, is continually unexpected. image

Your behavior, Jyn Erso, is continually unexpected.

#1002

 Franz Oberhauser died twenty years ago, James, in an avalanche alongside his father. A man you're talking to now, a man inside your head, is Ernst Stavro Blofeld. image

Franz Oberhauser died twenty years ago, James, in an avalanche alongside his father. A man you're talking to now, a man inside your head, is Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

#1003

You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck. image

You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war. image

You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war.

#1005

The benefit of being boss is that I don't have to argue. You're all off the case. image

The benefit of being boss is that I don't have to argue. You're all off the case.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist. image

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more! image

Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!

#1008

Don't go! I have scary dreams. image

Don't go! I have scary dreams.

#1009

 Listen, whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that. image

Listen, whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that.

When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle. image

When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.

 Wow! What a hole! image

Wow! What a hole!

#1012

 I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing on the earth followed by dynamite and then muscles. image

I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing on the earth followed by dynamite and then muscles.

#1013

 You're an idiot. Trust me. Everybody will be happier if House and I aren't dating. image

You're an idiot. Trust me. Everybody will be happier if House and I aren't dating.

Bruce Wayne: Who are you?
Diana Prince: Someone interested in the same man you are.

If we don't do this, it will be done to us.

Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time. image

Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time.

Just pretend it's a video game. Like you're in a fucking movie. image

Just pretend it's a video game. Like you're in a fucking movie.

#1018

They are an intriguing people. From the moment they wake they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they pursue. I have never seem such discipline. I am surprised to learn that the word Samurai means, 'to serve', and that Katsumoto believes his rebellion to be in the service of the Emperor.

So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated. image

So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated.

Fuck off, Hitler! image

Fuck off, Hitler!

#1021

Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems. image

Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.

#1022

Father would be very proud of you, just like me. image

Father would be very proud of you, just like me.

 I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually. image

I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually.

But here, at the turn, I must leave you Borden. Yes, you, Borden, sitting there in your cell, awaiting your death. For my murder. image

But here, at the turn, I must leave you Borden. Yes, you, Borden, sitting there in your cell, awaiting your death. For my murder.

 I think that's the secret to life - being a good person. image

I think that's the secret to life - being a good person.

#1026

Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke! image

Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke!

 Yeah, I kind of deserved that. image

Yeah, I kind of deserved that.

#1028

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours. image

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours.

#1029

Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

Alright, princess. Let's get back to work. image

Alright, princess. Let's get back to work.

We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us. image

We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us.

 Are you kidding me? I'm blind! image

Are you kidding me? I'm blind!

 Faith, we're not going to let anything happen to you. image

Faith, we're not going to let anything happen to you.

#1034

Winter, 1877. What does it mean to be Samurai? To devote yourself utterly to a set of moral principles. To seek a stillness of your mind. And to master the way of the sword.

Corporal Hicks : Eat this! image

Corporal Hicks : Eat this!

The things that bring people together. Out of horror, beauty. image

The things that bring people together. Out of horror, beauty.

#1037

Aww, participation award. image

Aww, participation award.

#1038

You have a metal arm? That is Awesome, dude! image

You have a metal arm? That is Awesome, dude!

Drop... your... gun. image

Drop... your... gun.

Now get out of here at once! image

Now get out of here at once!

Daddy loves you. image

Daddy loves you.

Spring, 1877. This marks the longest I've stayed in one place since I left the farm at 17. There is so much here I will never understand. I've never been a church going man, and what I've seen on the field of battle has led me to question God's purpose. But there is indeed something spiritual in this place. And though it may forever be obscure to me, I cannot but be aware of its power. I do know that it is here that I've known my first untroubled sleep in many years.

This is my house, I have to defend it. image

This is my house, I have to defend it.

#1044

He just dropped in for a quick bite. image

He just dropped in for a quick bite.

#1045

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry. image

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.

Smokey : How you doing? You must be Stuart.
Stuart Little : Actually... I must be going.
Lucky : What's your hurry, Murray?
Red : Yeah, where ya going, Murray - - Urm Stuart. What's his name? image

Smokey : How you doing? You must be Stuart.
Stuart Little : Actually... I must be going.
Lucky : What's your hurry, Murray?
Red : Yeah, where ya going, Murray - - Urm Stuart. What's his name?

Adolf Hitler : You two seem to be getting on well!
Jojo Betzler : She doesn't seem like a bad person. image

Adolf Hitler : You two seem to be getting on well!
Jojo Betzler : She doesn't seem like a bad person.

#1048

Remember the funny movie where the dog died? image

Remember the funny movie where the dog died?

#1049

That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!

Wade Wilson : George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie.
Weasel : Yeah, we still...
Weasel : ... have Bowie.

Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me! image

Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me!

 Ladies first. image

Ladies first.

Your highness... if you believe me to be your enemy, command me, and I will gladly take my life

What? Do you think a first class girl can't drink?

Remember: short, controlled bursts. image

Remember: short, controlled bursts.

Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you. image

Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you.

 I'm the enemy? image

I'm the enemy?

#1058

Bing Bong: You made it! Go! Go save Riley!
Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me. Okay? image

Bing Bong: You made it! Go! Go save Riley!
Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

#1059

Uh-oh. Somebody's been a bad lizard. image

Uh-oh. Somebody's been a bad lizard.

 The man stole my life. I steal his trick. image

The man stole my life. I steal his trick.

 My name is Mathias Vogel. And you must be hungry. image

My name is Mathias Vogel. And you must be hungry.

I have been hired to suppress the rebellion of yet another tribal leader. Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life.

As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.

Drake, we are LEAVING! image

Drake, we are LEAVING!

What do we do now? image

What do we do now?

#1066

Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad. image

Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.

#1067

Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband. image

Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.

Bees. Why did it have to be bees? image

Bees. Why did it have to be bees?

Hope Van Dyne : So how do we stop him? image

Hope Van Dyne : So how do we stop him?

 I'm not going to leave you! image

I'm not going to leave you!

My passion is equal to the task. image

My passion is equal to the task.

Lu Ren : Some men like dangerous women.
Lara Croft : Some men are foolish.

#1073

And I fear nothing. For all is as the Force wills it. image

And I fear nothing. For all is as the Force wills it.

Rose : Mr. Andrews, forgive me. I did the sum in my head and with the number of lifeboats times the capacity you mentioned, forgive me, but it seems that there are not enough for everyone aboard.
Thomas Andrews : 'Bout half, actually. Rose, you miss nothing, do you?

You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more? image

You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

#1076

We're all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here. image

We're all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here.

Egyptian builders. image

Egyptian builders.

#1078

 It's safer to teach you English! image

It's safer to teach you English!

 I'm so happy! I... I feel 10 inches tall! image

I'm so happy! I... I feel 10 inches tall!

D, A, N, G, E, R, SHORTCUT! image

D, A, N, G, E, R, SHORTCUT!

#1081

You have the right to remain silent!

Hank Pym : I know a guy... image

Hank Pym : I know a guy...

Achilles : You're still my enemy in the morning.
Priam : You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect.

#1084

Lara Croft : It's the one!
Lu Ren : That's right in the middle of the Devil's Sea. You might as well tie a stone to yourself and jump off the boat now.
Lara Croft : It will be an adventure!
Lu Ren : Death is not an adventure.

#1085

 Your face looks backwards. image

Your face looks backwards.

#1086

That's John Jacob Astor, the richest man on the ship. His little wifey there, Madeline, is my age and in a delicate condition. See how she's trying to hide it?

 Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. image

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

#1088

 If you go there, you will cross over into a place where there is no mercy... image

If you go there, you will cross over into a place where there is no mercy...

#1089

Can you play any other tune? image

Can you play any other tune?

#1090

Michael : Fabrizzio, where are you going?
Michael : NO! NO APOLLONIA! image

Michael : Fabrizzio, where are you going?
Michael : NO! NO APOLLONIA!

 I blow a mean nose. image

I blow a mean nose.

#1092

Tony, you are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal. image

Tony, you are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.

Deadshot : So that's your old lady, huh?
Rick Flag : Yeah.
Deadshot : Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, "Knock this shit off."
Rick Flag : I do not think that'd be wise.

#1094

 We will meet again, my brother. image

We will meet again, my brother.

#1095

 Just tell me one thing, what is it about your own people you hate so much? image

Just tell me one thing, what is it about your own people you hate so much?

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof! image

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!

#1097

Ripley, go, go, go! image

Ripley, go, go, go!

All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success. image

All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.

#1099

Oh, did you guys know that you have matching backpacks? It's so cute. image

Oh, did you guys know that you have matching backpacks? It's so cute.

You are the strangest boy I have ever met! image

You are the strangest boy I have ever met!

Katniss Everdeen : Hi.
Peeta Mellark : Hey.
Katniss Everdeen : How did you do that?
Peeta Mellark : I, ah... I used to decorate the cakes down at the bakery.
Katniss Everdeen : Oh.
Peeta Mellark : I'll show you. See?
Katniss Everdeen : Wow.
Peeta Mellark : Yeah.

He killed the man who set you free. image

He killed the man who set you free.

#1103

It was the greatest magic trick I've ever seen.

 Is your foot alright? image

Is your foot alright?

 Loopers are well paid, they lead a good life... image

Loopers are well paid, they lead a good life...

#1106

Son of a bitch thinks he can win.
 image

Son of a bitch thinks he can win.

No clothes on anybody. Sickening. image

No clothes on anybody. Sickening.

#1108

You ever get the feeling that somebody doesn't like you? image

You ever get the feeling that somebody doesn't like you?

#1109

Ginny :   God. That man looks really pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane : He's still alive.
Ginny : What?
Holly Gennero McClane : Only John can drive somebody that crazy. image

Ginny : God. That man looks really pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane : He's still alive.
Ginny : What?
Holly Gennero McClane : Only John can drive somebody that crazy.

 Your mother took me in. She's kind. She treats me like a person. image

Your mother took me in. She's kind. She treats me like a person.

#1111

 I'll drive, you shoot! image

I'll drive, you shoot!

 Don't... make me... have to... hurt you! image

Don't... make me... have to... hurt you!

Roma Ignis image

Roma Ignis

#1114

Kid, cut it out. Don't blow your other foot off. image

Kid, cut it out. Don't blow your other foot off.

#1115

Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin' gob! image

Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin' gob!

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me... and I totally lose control, I like it. image

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me... and I totally lose control, I like it.

Jaws with a huge magnet  How does that grab you? image

Jaws with a huge magnet How does that grab you?

#1118

Leia : You know, no matter how much we fought... I've always hated watching you leave.
Han Solo : That's why I did it. So you'd miss me.
Leia : I did miss you.

#1119

Sonny : What the hell is this?
Clemenza : It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. image

Sonny : What the hell is this?
Clemenza : It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Mrs. Little : He hates us.
Mr. Little : We've never been hated before... image

Mrs. Little : He hates us.
Mr. Little : We've never been hated before...

 Where are all the goddamned knives? image

Where are all the goddamned knives?

#1122

I'm still not taking the picture. image

I'm still not taking the picture.

CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY! image

CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY!

 You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back. image

You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back.

To the Enterprise... and to absent friends. image

To the Enterprise... and to absent friends.

 Listen to your father and take your medicines, okay? image

Listen to your father and take your medicines, okay?

Cal Hockley : I make my own luck.
Lovejoy : So do I.

 I'm a criminal... image

I'm a criminal...

#1129

Shocking! Positively shocking! image

Shocking! Positively shocking!

#1130

I've got a bad feeling about this.

#1131

Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'. image

Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.

Mrs. Little : George, have you seen Stuart?
George Little : He's down here with me.
Mr. Little : [whispering out]  What are you doing to him? image

Mrs. Little : George, have you seen Stuart?
George Little : He's down here with me.
Mr. Little : [whispering out] What are you doing to him?

  You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person. image

You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.

#1134

Who cares if we can't see any sunshine? I want you more than any blue sky. image

Who cares if we can't see any sunshine? I want you more than any blue sky.

You could at least recognize me! [while fighting Bucky] image

You could at least recognize me! [while fighting Bucky]

 He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me. image

He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.

 I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him! image

I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him!

#1138

 Even now, I can feel it. Buried somewhere deep inside. Watching me. Waiting. But you know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control. I like it. image

Even now, I can feel it. Buried somewhere deep inside. Watching me. Waiting. But you know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control. I like it.

Where are you, you little creep? image

Where are you, you little creep?

#1140

Bond, James Bond image

Bond, James Bond

#1141

You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.

I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again. image

I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.

Mr. Little :  Crenshaw, Tina, and Uncle Stretch you go uptown. Cover as many streets as you can.
Mr. Little : Edgar, Beatrice, and Spencer you take downtown. Every side street and back alley.
Mr. Little : Estelle.
Mr. Little : You better go with them. image

Mr. Little : Crenshaw, Tina, and Uncle Stretch you go uptown. Cover as many streets as you can.
Mr. Little : Edgar, Beatrice, and Spencer you take downtown. Every side street and back alley.
Mr. Little : Estelle.
Mr. Little : You better go with them.

#1144

That summer day... up in the sky, we've dramatically changed the shape of the world. image

That summer day... up in the sky, we've dramatically changed the shape of the world.

#1145

That's Miss Carr? I guess she has Benjamin Button syndrome. image

That's Miss Carr? I guess she has Benjamin Button syndrome.

You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. image

You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

#1147

 Nice shot! image

Nice shot!

 Put him down, Eugene! image

Put him down, Eugene!

I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward. image

I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward.

#1150

 I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost! image

I can not stand by while innocent lives are lost!

#1151

 It's a good choice. image

It's a good choice.

You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil! image

You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!

#1153

I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose. image

I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose.

#1154

If you are what I think you are then you'll know when to shut up, when to listen... and when to pray. image

If you are what I think you are then you'll know when to shut up, when to listen... and when to pray.

I'm glad I met you. image

I'm glad I met you.

#1156

I am not the only Winter Soldier. image

I am not the only Winter Soldier.

 Your mom's really nice. image

Your mom's really nice.

 Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig. image

Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig.

 He's gonna take everything YOU got, and everything I got! image

He's gonna take everything YOU got, and everything I got!

#1160

Puny human! image

Puny human!

 I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener. image

I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.

#1162

That son of a bitch cut me off! image

That son of a bitch cut me off!

#1163

Hey, It'll clear up now. image

Hey, It'll clear up now.

#1164

 Imagine a king who fought his own battles! That would be a sight! image

Imagine a king who fought his own battles! That would be a sight!

#1165

 You motherhubbard!
 image

You motherhubbard!

Cid : Where's Joe?
Sara : He had to go away, baby. image

Cid : Where's Joe?
Sara : He had to go away, baby.

#1167

 Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here? image

Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?

#1168

Why don't you lie down and let me look at it. image

Why don't you lie down and let me look at it.

 Oh, really? You're cold? image

Oh, really? You're cold?

#1170

She's more real to me than anything I've ever known. image

She's more real to me than anything I've ever known.

#1171

Whoa. Guys, this is mad freaky. image

Whoa. Guys, this is mad freaky.

Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes. image

Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes.

 Never hesitate. image

Never hesitate.

#1174

Sweetness! image

Sweetness!

Trust me. image

Trust me.

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead. image

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

#1177

This is XXX. Message received and understood. image

This is XXX. Message received and understood.

Move, ball. image

Move, ball.

#1179

 Fuck you, Buddy. image

Fuck you, Buddy.

#1180

Stuart Little : Don't worry about Snowbell. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Snowbell :   Oh, those flies really come back on ya! image

Stuart Little : Don't worry about Snowbell. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Snowbell : Oh, those flies really come back on ya!

You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her You should be upset that I had a laugh with her! image

You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her You should be upset that I had a laugh with her!

#1182

I saw her. I kissed her. I love her. image

I saw her. I kissed her. I love her.

#1183

I hate pretentious asshats who try to steal other people's girlfriends. image

I hate pretentious asshats who try to steal other people's girlfriends.

I felt something. it awakened, but now I need to know how to wield it.

#1185

 I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the  image

I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the

 Damn! Where'd ya'll confiscate these rims from, man? image

Damn! Where'd ya'll confiscate these rims from, man?

Maybe Cato likes berries, too. image

Maybe Cato likes berries, too.

It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is... image

It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is...

#1189

You're going to kill this guy, your own self? image

You're going to kill this guy, your own self?

#1190

Bruce, you were going to die. And I was standing there, helpless, knowing you were going to die! image

Bruce, you were going to die. And I was standing there, helpless, knowing you were going to die!

#1191

 Standby, Viper's coming down. image

Standby, Viper's coming down.

#1192

That's too bad. Chewie kind of likes you. image

That's too bad. Chewie kind of likes you.

#1193

You have to do the best with what God gave you. image

You have to do the best with what God gave you.

#1194

 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. And I'll never stop loving him, even though it doesn't make sense anymore. image

I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. And I'll never stop loving him, even though it doesn't make sense anymore.

#1195

Rey: Light. Darkness. And something else. It’s calling me.
Luke Skywalker: Resist it, Rey.

Work-in-progress my ass! image

Work-in-progress my ass!

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great. image

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great.

#1198

 He's even more annoying in miniature. image

He's even more annoying in miniature.

Take care of them, Gale. Whatever you do, don't let them starve! image

Take care of them, Gale. Whatever you do, don't let them starve!

Looks like the Newton boy's got a big smile for ya' image

Looks like the Newton boy's got a big smile for ya'

Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome. image

Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.

#1202

This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell. image

This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.

#1203

 Jesus, this guy's good! image

Jesus, this guy's good!

#1204

I've been expecting you. image

I've been expecting you.

I saw him. Leia, I saw our son. He was here. image

I saw him. Leia, I saw our son. He was here.

#1206

 Life's a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get. image

Life's a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get.

#1207

Stuart Little :  Snowbell, I need more change.
Snowbell : What do I look like, a fanny pack? image

Stuart Little : Snowbell, I need more change.
Snowbell : What do I look like, a fanny pack?

You don't want a voice, you just wanna fucking complaint about not having a voice. image

You don't want a voice, you just wanna fucking complaint about not having a voice.

#1209

Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building image

Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building

 You're a wanted man, Peter Parker. image

You're a wanted man, Peter Parker.

#1211

 Kiss my ass, Putos! image

Kiss my ass, Putos!

 I'm not gonna hurt you. image

I'm not gonna hurt you.

 ...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me. image

...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.

 I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by. image

I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.

#1215

Run along now, man talk... image

Run along now, man talk...

#1216

Observe, Mr. Bond, the instruments of Armageddon. image

Observe, Mr. Bond, the instruments of Armageddon.

The girl knows her stuff! image

The girl knows her stuff!

#1218

 If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead. image

If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead.

#1219

What's normal anyways? image

What's normal anyways?

#1220

I never really came alive for myself; I was only feeding his aliveness. image

I never really came alive for myself; I was only feeding his aliveness.

#1221

Something inside me has always been there, but now it’s awake and I need help.

#1222

 Why must I chase the cat? image

Why must I chase the cat?

Okay, you've got him now. Take him on a ride to the top of the world. Let's see what the thin air will do for him. image

Okay, you've got him now. Take him on a ride to the top of the world. Let's see what the thin air will do for him.

#1224

Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid. image

Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.

#1225

 I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID! image

I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID!

#1226

Discipline, 007. Discipline. image

Discipline, 007. Discipline.

#1227

Within minutes, New York and Moscow will cease to exist. image

Within minutes, New York and Moscow will cease to exist.

Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it? image

Got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. Which one is it?

#1229

Are you asking me to file charges? Just give me the paperwork. If Greg House steps foot in my hospital, or comes anywhere near me - I want him thrown in jail! image

Are you asking me to file charges? Just give me the paperwork. If Greg House steps foot in my hospital, or comes anywhere near me - I want him thrown in jail!

Darkness rises and light to meet it.

Are you watching closely? image

Are you watching closely?

 You really want to head back out there, huh? image

You really want to head back out there, huh?

 You are cleared to fire on target, Legend. image

You are cleared to fire on target, Legend.

#1234

He's quite mad, you know? image

He's quite mad, you know?

#1235

It was you who betrayed me. You had access to all the information. Now you will pay the penalty. image

It was you who betrayed me. You had access to all the information. Now you will pay the penalty.

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too. image

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too.

 My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. image

My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

#1238

Let him go, goddamn it! Or I'll cut you in half! image

Let him go, goddamn it! Or I'll cut you in half!

#1239

There is no silver lining! image

There is no silver lining!

 I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a donut hole at all but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not a hole at all! image

I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a donut hole at all but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not a hole at all!

I'll wait! image

I'll wait!

#1242

 First rule of mechanical engineering, dude: Never waste good tech. image

First rule of mechanical engineering, dude: Never waste good tech.

Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream. image

Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.

#1244

A liar, a murderer, and, now, a smuggler. Lovely. image

A liar, a murderer, and, now, a smuggler. Lovely.

#1245

You're not going to be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire. image

You're not going to be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire.

#1246

 I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps... image

I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps...

#1247

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too. image

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too.

 I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies. image

I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.

#1249

 It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A donut. image

It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A donut.

This house is about connections. image

This house is about connections.

#1251

Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom. image

Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.

#1252

We both had half of a full life, which was somehow enough for us. But not for them. image

We both had half of a full life, which was somehow enough for us. But not for them.

 I wish we had more time. I love you. image

I wish we had more time. I love you.

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me. image

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me.

 OWW! OWW! Fuckity image

OWW! OWW! Fuckity

Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button! image

Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button!

#1257

Maverick, you big stud... Take me to bed or lose me forever. image

Maverick, you big stud... Take me to bed or lose me forever.

#1258

Pussy! Who taught you judo? image

Pussy! Who taught you judo?

#1259

Rey. May the Force be with you. image

Rey. May the Force be with you.

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! image

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

#1261

I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects image

I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects

I'm an architect. I like to build. image

I'm an architect. I like to build.

#1263

You won't be able to rob anyone if everyone's dead. image

You won't be able to rob anyone if everyone's dead.

Better we show them, we chose to die on our feet, rather than live on our knees! image

Better we show them, we chose to die on our feet, rather than live on our knees!

For the Pearl! image

For the Pearl!

#1266

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men. image

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.

#1267

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay. image

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay.

 Maverick, it's not your flying, it's your attitude. The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse. Dangerous and foolish. You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on? image

Maverick, it's not your flying, it's your attitude. The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse. Dangerous and foolish. You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on?

#1269

Luke is a Jedi, but you are his father. image

Luke is a Jedi, but you are his father.

You did good kid. But you took something away from me that I love. You know I gotta do the same. image

You did good kid. But you took something away from me that I love. You know I gotta do the same.

#1271

 If I live through this, I'm sticking to painting and dancing! image

If I live through this, I'm sticking to painting and dancing!

You have a regurgitative reaction to mistruths. image

You have a regurgitative reaction to mistruths.

One man I can never meet. Him, I would like to give my whole heart to. image

One man I can never meet. Him, I would like to give my whole heart to.

Poe Dameron: You must have a thousand questions.
Finn: Where’s Rey?

 Hands aloft and bear away! Stable ahead to White Cap Bay! image

Hands aloft and bear away! Stable ahead to White Cap Bay!

#1276

Proximo : I am Proximo! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the last of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your death. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you die - and die you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
Proximo : Gladiators... I salute you.

#1277

The Tekes say an elephant's eyes speak the greatest language. Who else can make you feel so much without a word? image

The Tekes say an elephant's eyes speak the greatest language. Who else can make you feel so much without a word?

 Did anything about that seem unusual to you? image

Did anything about that seem unusual to you?

#1279

The only flying that I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon. It wasn't to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house. image

The only flying that I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon. It wasn't to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house.

#1280

 The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room. image

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

#1281

Hope is not lost today... it is found. image

Hope is not lost today... it is found.

  Oof, hey look! The Yankees won! image

Oof, hey look! The Yankees won!

 The game is afoot. Eh, Watson? image

The game is afoot. Eh, Watson?

You waited. image

You waited.

There's nothing in there but a pharmacy's worth of pain meds. This guy makes House look like a Christian image

There's nothing in there but a pharmacy's worth of pain meds. This guy makes House look like a Christian

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing. image

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

#1287

We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD... image

We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD...

 Extraordinary. How did you come up with this? image

Extraordinary. How did you come up with this?

#1289

Does he enjoy taking his bows under the stage? image

Does he enjoy taking his bows under the stage?

 Each of us has made it possible for the other to do terrible things. image

Each of us has made it possible for the other to do terrible things.

Mitchell, I'm sorry about Goose. Everybody liked him. I'm sorry. image

Mitchell, I'm sorry about Goose. Everybody liked him. I'm sorry.

#1292

Jay Sebring : Is everybody okay?
Rick Dalton : Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure.

Really not enjoying being one of the good guys this week. REALLY not. image

Really not enjoying being one of the good guys this week. REALLY not.

 Do you have any idea what you really are? image

Do you have any idea what you really are?

#1295

 Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away. image

Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.

Mayday, mayday, Mav's in trouble. He's in a flat spin, he's heading out to sea. image

Mayday, mayday, Mav's in trouble. He's in a flat spin, he's heading out to sea.

#1297

Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue. image

Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue.

They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. image

They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.

#1299

Do not forget who put the crown on your childish head! My king. Now sit on your golden throne and watch this battle from the safety I provide you. image

Do not forget who put the crown on your childish head! My king. Now sit on your golden throne and watch this battle from the safety I provide you.

#1300

 Bring the rain! image

Bring the rain!

"That, changing like the snake, I might be free to cast off flesh wherein I dwell confined."

#1302

Shut up and fly straight! image

Shut up and fly straight!

#1303

 Is there anything else you want to show me? image

Is there anything else you want to show me?

Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something. image

Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.

Where's Lips Manlis? image

Where's Lips Manlis?

#1306

Goodbye, Mr. Bond. image

Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

#1307

I sometimes feel as if I'm invisible, as if no one can see me at all. I never felt that way when I lived at the Lake House. image

I sometimes feel as if I'm invisible, as if no one can see me at all. I never felt that way when I lived at the Lake House.

They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack! image

They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!

 Ready to play God? image

Ready to play God?

#1310

Dick Tracy : Hello, Big Boy. I've brought your garbage. image

Dick Tracy : Hello, Big Boy. I've brought your garbage.

#1311

Ben. image

Ben.

Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings.

Even though this is clearly impossible, it's amazing. image

Even though this is clearly impossible, it's amazing.

This is your new reality. You've got your office. You've got neighbors. You've got one employee, one volunteer until she finds actual, paid work or gets sick of you. image

This is your new reality. You've got your office. You've got neighbors. You've got one employee, one volunteer until she finds actual, paid work or gets sick of you.

I don't have anyone but you. image

I don't have anyone but you.

#1316

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself. image

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.

Today we will dance across the backs of dead Greeks! image

Today we will dance across the backs of dead Greeks!

#1318

eck out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...! image

eck out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...!

You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent. image

You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent.

#1320

 Thunder forth, God of War! image

Thunder forth, God of War!

 Don't be afraid. image

Don't be afraid.

 See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down! image

See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!

#1323

 We've passed on all we know. A thousand generations live in you now. But this is your fight. image

We've passed on all we know. A thousand generations live in you now. But this is your fight.

 My dog is eight years old, six in your time; skinny, has sad eyes, snores, and sleeps like a human. image

My dog is eight years old, six in your time; skinny, has sad eyes, snores, and sleeps like a human.

Yeah, I can fly. image

Yeah, I can fly.

#1326

When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me. image

When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.

Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move. image

Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move.

#1328

 They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to conquer them. His ape mother, Kala, loved him as her own. And his ape brother, Akut, treated him with kindness and respect. He considered all men to be his enemies, since other tribes would hunt his troop as a rite of passage. Chief Muviro knew what he was. You must get to him. Since no man ever started with less. image

They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to conquer them. His ape mother, Kala, loved him as her own. And his ape brother, Akut, treated him with kindness and respect. He considered all men to be his enemies, since other tribes would hunt his troop as a rite of passage. Chief Muviro knew what he was. You must get to him. Since no man ever started with less.

 I knew it was you. image

I knew it was you.

#1330

You know, Tracy, for a tough guy you do a lot of pansy things. image

You know, Tracy, for a tough guy you do a lot of pansy things.

#1331

I don't know brothers, but I'm hurting real bad inside. image

I don't know brothers, but I'm hurting real bad inside.

#1332

You can turn off the charm. I'm immune. image

You can turn off the charm. I'm immune.

Each of these hawker stalls sells pretty much one dish, and they've been perfecting it for generations. You know, this is one of the only places in the world where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars. image

Each of these hawker stalls sells pretty much one dish, and they've been perfecting it for generations. You know, this is one of the only places in the world where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars.

#1334

No one's ever really gone. image

No one's ever really gone.

Rick Dalton : Look, chief. You don't belong here. Now take this mechanical asshole and get it off my fucking street!
Rick Dalton : Hey, Dennis Hopper! Move this fucking piece of shit!

What's the cheese?

Can this be happening? image

Can this be happening?

 I am Greek by birth, and I have Greek blood running through my veins. But my heart is Persian. image

I am Greek by birth, and I have Greek blood running through my veins. But my heart is Persian.

#1339

Yo, Jimmy, man, give me the status. Tell me we good. image

Yo, Jimmy, man, give me the status. Tell me we good.

#1340

Mommy's very angry. image

Mommy's very angry.

They didn't even have a word for 'lie'. image

They didn't even have a word for 'lie'.

#1342

If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made. image

If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.

 They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to be as one with them. image

They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to be as one with them.

 When do we eat? image

When do we eat?

#1345

Elias didn't ask you to fight his battles for him. And if there's a heaven, and, God, I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit, 'cause he done left his pains down here. image

Elias didn't ask you to fight his battles for him. And if there's a heaven, and, God, I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit, 'cause he done left his pains down here.

#1346

You like a close shave, don't you? image

You like a close shave, don't you?

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny. image

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny.

I ain't gonna hurt her. I just want her to play the fiddle. Now go fetch her and tell her I'll give her a fat, five-dollar gold piece if she play her little chili pepper heart out!

He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years. image

He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

#1350

What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere. image

What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.

#1351

You've been working for House for two weeks. It's already too long. image

You've been working for House for two weeks. It's already too long.

The better you dress, the worse you can behave.

Buzzards' guts, man! image

Buzzards' guts, man!

 It is magical. image

It is magical.

#1355

Pussy Galore to Champagne Leader. Commence rockabye baby. Good luck. image

Pussy Galore to Champagne Leader. Commence rockabye baby. Good luck.

Is this a church? Or a paddy field? image

Is this a church? Or a paddy field?

A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect. image

A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect.

 I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie! image

I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie!

 I trust these men with my life, Senator. To ask them to leave would be an insult. image

I trust these men with my life, Senator. To ask them to leave would be an insult.

#1360

She locked away a secret, deep inside herself, something she once knew to be true... but chose to forget. image

She locked away a secret, deep inside herself, something she once knew to be true... but chose to forget.

#1361

You carry a handkerchief now? What are you, eighty? image

You carry a handkerchief now? What are you, eighty?

Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game. image

Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game.

 The undercarriage is filthy! image

The undercarriage is filthy!

#1364

Now you're John Hammond. image

Now you're John Hammond.

Obsession is a young man's game image

Obsession is a young man's game

#1366

I live for this shit. image

I live for this shit.

Seward can't do it; you must. Because if you fail to acquire the necessary votes, woe unto you, sir. You will answer to me. image

Seward can't do it; you must. Because if you fail to acquire the necessary votes, woe unto you, sir. You will answer to me.

 He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it? image

He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

 It just be raining black people in New York image

It just be raining black people in New York

#1370

Breathless Mahoney : What was that all about?
88 Keys : My income tax.
Big Boy Caprice :  Hey!
Big Boy Caprice :  Come here!
Flattop : You want me to follow him?
Big Boy Caprice :   Where? To the piano?
Big Boy Caprice : That was none of your business. Come here.
Big Boy Caprice : I'm you're business. image

Breathless Mahoney : What was that all about?
88 Keys : My income tax.
Big Boy Caprice : Hey!
Big Boy Caprice : Come here!
Flattop : You want me to follow him?
Big Boy Caprice : Where? To the piano?
Big Boy Caprice : That was none of your business. Come here.
Big Boy Caprice : I'm you're business.

#1371

I think we should return to the word of God. image

I think we should return to the word of God.

Better drag. More flavor. Less throat burn. That's the Red Apple way. image

Better drag. More flavor. Less throat burn. That's the Red Apple way.

He was stupid. I was lucky. I will visit him soon. image

He was stupid. I was lucky. I will visit him soon.

#1375

Oh, you got Pezed! image

Oh, you got Pezed!

#1376

 There's the Jack I know. image

There's the Jack I know.

#1377

It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones. image

It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.

Wow, that's an impressive trick. image

Wow, that's an impressive trick.

No one has ever lived who knows better than you the proper placement of footfalls on treacherous paths. image

No one has ever lived who knows better than you the proper placement of footfalls on treacherous paths.

 Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close. image

Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.

Looks a little like our house doesn't it? image

Looks a little like our house doesn't it?

The world changed when Superman flew across the sky. And then it changed again when he didn't. And that is why I'm here.

He's dead... I didn't foresee it... image

He's dead... I didn't foresee it...

#1384

 There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code... image

There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code...

I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's. image

I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's.

#1386

So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just 4 years. That's something. image

So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just 4 years. That's something.

 I may not be much of a horse guy, but I was born to do this. image

I may not be much of a horse guy, but I was born to do this.

#1388

Xander Cage : That's a hell of a car!
Darius Stone : Yeah. Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it. He said I'd know why when I need to know why. Now I know why.
Xander Cage : It's exactly the way I left it.
Darius Stone : I took it on a date or two.

No one is loved as much as you by the people. Don't waste that power. image

No one is loved as much as you by the people. Don't waste that power.

To beat me, he will have to kill me. image

To beat me, he will have to kill me.

 It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not. image

It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

Kylo Ren : I know what I have to do, but don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Han Solo : You do.
Kylo Ren : Dad...
Han Solo : I know.

#1393

 Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange. image

Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

#1394

He looked like a monster. So they treated him like a monster. Then he became a monster.

When I was five, I knew how my own parents would die. Then I watched it happen from the back seat... image

When I was five, I knew how my own parents would die. Then I watched it happen from the back seat...

#1396

 You've come a long way to stroke your cock, while you watch real men train. image

You've come a long way to stroke your cock, while you watch real men train.

You have to let me talk to Keller before you go to war with the  image

You have to let me talk to Keller before you go to war with the

These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has faced no greater threat than it does today, but you can't fight this war on your own, Mr. Potter... he's too strong. image

These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has faced no greater threat than it does today, but you can't fight this war on your own, Mr. Potter... he's too strong.<