Toy Story 2 (1999) Quotes

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour!

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

Bo Peep : This is for Woody, when you find him.
Buzz Lightyear : Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Emperor Zurg : Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg : No, Buzz. I am your father!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Woody : [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.

Bo Peep : You're cute when you care.
Woody : Bo, not in front of Buzz.

Let's... go home.
Woody : Hey, what's this?
Woody : I get it. There's a Snake in my Boot!
Woody : Look guys. You don't understand. They're my friends.
Rex : Yeah! We're his friends.
Woody : Point No Rex, I mean they're my friends.

Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

Woody : You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie : Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

Rex : What're we gonna do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Use your head!
Rex : But I don't wanna use my head!

Buzz Lightyear : Now, Etch.
Buzz Lightyear : *That's* where I need to go.
Rex : You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

Buzz Lightyear #2 : Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear : It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear : Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear : Oh, yeah.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Your Majesty.

Am I really that fat?

To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.

Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...

What are you doing Buzz?

Stinky Pete the Prospector : Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?