Tony Stark Quotes

And I am iron man.

I love you 3000.

Thor: You know it's a trap, right?
Tony Stark: Yeah... but I don't much care.
Thor: Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement.
Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one.

Tony Stark: Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.
Steve Rogers: No one asked you to look, Tony.
Tony Stark: It's ridiculous.
Scott Lang: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.

Tony Stark: It is not about how much we lost. It is about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this. You trust me?
Steve Rogers: I do.

Tony Stark: [about Black Widow] Did she have any family?
Steve Rogers: Yeah. Us.

Move aside, there, Lebowski.

Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, umm... 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I would say I am feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.

Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.

Steve Rogers: [Tony hands Steve his shield] Tony, I don't know...
Tony Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.
Steve Rogers: Thank you, Tony.
Tony Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team.

Thor: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tony Stark: What are you thinking? Maximum occupancy has been reached.
Thor: Take the stairs.
Tony Stark: Yes.
Tony Stark: Stop, stop!
Hulk: Take the stairs. Hate the stairs!

Tony Stark: I couldn't stop him.
Steve Rogers: Neither could I.
Tony Stark: I-I lost the kid.
Steve Rogers: Tony, WE lost.

Tony Stark: Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we'd win, yeah? Tell me this is it.
Doctor Strange: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.

Natasha Romanoff: Tony, we have to take a stand.
Tony Stark: We did stand and yet here we are.
Scott Lang: I know you got a lot on the line. Your wife, your daughter. But I lost someone very important to me. A lot of people dead and now, now... we have a chance to bring her back, bring everyone back and you're telling me-
Tony Stark: ...leave it. I can't.

Steve Rogers: We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now through face scans and satellites, so far we have got nothing. Tony, you fought him...
Tony Stark: What are you talking about? I didn't fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while the wizard gave away the store. That's what happened, there's no fight...
Steve Rogers: Okay, did he give you any clues, any coordinates?
Tony Stark: I saw this coming a few years back, I had a vision, but I didn't want to believe it. Now it's true.
Steve Rogers: Tony, I'm going to need you to focus...
Tony Stark: I NEEDED you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? You know what I need? I need a shave. I don't believe I ever remember telling you this...
James Rhodes: Tony, Tony...
Tony Stark: What we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that's what we needed!
Steve Rogers: Well, that didn't work out, did it?
Tony Stark: I said we would lose. You said, "we will do that together too." Guess what, Cap? WE LOST and you weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the AVENGERS, Not the Prevengers, right?
James Rhodes: Okay, you made your point, Just sit down, okay?
Tony Stark: No, no, here's my biggest point, he said...
James Rhodes: Just sit down, okay? We need you, you're new blood.
Tony Stark: Bunch of tired old wheels! I got nothing for you, Cap! I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options! Zero, zip, nada. No trust - liar.
Tony Stark: Here, take this. You'll find him, if you do put that on. You hide -

Tony Stark: He did drop the occasional pearl.
Howard Stark: Such as ?
Tony Stark: No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Steve Rogers: So, let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
Natasha Romanoff: Is he asleep?
James Rhodes: No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Thor: Ah, where to start? Um, the Aether. Firstly, not a stone. Someone called it a stone before. It's more of an angry sludge sort of thing so, someone's gonna need to amend that and stop saying that.
Thor: Here's an interesting story though about the Aether - My grandfather, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. Scary beings. So Jane, actually, actually, actually Jane is a, is a old flame of mine. Uh, you know she, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and, and then the Aether stuck itself inside her and she became very, very sick and so I had to take her to Asgard which is where I am from, and we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time. See I got to, I got to introduce her to my mother who's dead. And um, oh you know and Jane and I aren't even dating anymore so these things happen though you know. Nothing lasts forever. The only thing that...
Tony Stark: Why don't you come and sit down?
Thor: I am not done. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.
Tony Stark: Eggs? Breakfast?
Thor: No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.

Tony Stark: Do we know if she had family.
Steve Rogers: Yeah, us.
Thor: What?
Tony Stark: Huh?
Thor: What are you do, what are you do - ?
Tony Stark: Just asking a question.
Thor: Yeah. No, you're acting like she's dead. Why are we acting like she dead? We have the stones, right? As long as we have the stones Cap, we can bring her back. Isn't that right? So stop this sh*t, we're the Avengers. Get it together.
Clint Barton: Can't get her back.
Thor: What's, what's your-What?
Clint Barton: It can't be undone. Can't.
Thor: I am sorry, no offence but you're a very Earthy being. We're talking about space magic and can't seems very different, don't you think.
Clint Barton: Yeah look, I know that I'm way outside my-my pay grade here. But she still isn't here, isn't she
Thor: No, that's my point.
Clint Barton: It can't be undone. Or that's at least what the red floating guy had to say. Maybe you wanna go talk to him, OK? Go grab your hammer, and you go fly and you talk to him! It is supposed to be me. She sacrificed her life for that damn stone. She bet her life on it.
Bruce Banner: She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
Steve Rogers: We will.

Tony Stark: Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck's scale, which then triggers the Doidge proposition. Can we agree on that? In layman's terms, it means, you are not coming home.
Scott Lang: I did.
Tony Stark: No, you accidentally survived. It's an billion-in-one cosmic fluke. Now you want to pull out... what you call it?
Scott Lang: A time heist.
Tony Stark: Yeah, a time heist. Of course. Why didn't I think of this before? Oh, because it's laughable, because it's pipe dream.
Tony Stark: The stones are in the past. We could go back, we could get them.
Natasha Romanoff: We can snap our own fingers. We can bring everybody back.
Tony Stark: Or screw up worse than he already has, right.
Steve Rogers: I don't believe we would.
Tony Stark: Got to say that sometimes you miss that giddy optimism. However, high hopes won't help, if there is no logical, tangible way for me to safely execute the said, time heist. I believe the most likely outcome would be our collective demise.
Scott Lang: Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. I mean, no talking to our past-selves, no betting on sporting events...
Tony Stark: I'm going to stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on, 'back to future?'
Scott Lang: No.
Tony Stark: Good, you got me worried there. because that would be horse shit. That's not how Quantum Physics works.

Steve Rogers: Alright. We have a plan. Six stones, three teams, one shot. Five years ago we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We a part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each, no mistakes, no do overs. Most of us going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Lookout for each other. This is the fight of our lives and we're gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Rocket: He's pretty good at that.
Scott Lang: Right.
Tony Stark: OK, you heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green.

Steve Rogers: Well, what are we gonna do now?
Tony Stark: You know what, give me a break, Steve. I just got hit in the head with a Hulk.
Scott Lang: You said that we had one shot. This! This was our shot. We shot it, it's shot! Six stones or nothing! Six stones or nothing.
Tony Stark: You're repeating yourself, you know that? You're repeating yourself.
Scott Lang: You're repeating yourself! You're repeating yourself!

Steve Rogers: Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.
Tony Stark: Or, substitute the word encounter with 'damn near been killed by one of the six Infinity Stones.
Scott Lang: I haven't. I don't even know what the hell you're all taking about now.
Bruce Banner: Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.
Tony Stark: Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to drop in.
Clint Barton: Which means we've got to pick our targets.
Tony Stark: Correct.

You lose this again, I'm keeping it.

[to Howard Stark] Thank you, for everything... you have done for this country.

Scott Lang: If you do this and it doesn't work, you're not coming back.
Tony Stark: [feeling nervous] Thanks for the pep talk, piss-ant.

Tony Stark: Shit!
Morgan Stark: Shit!
Tony Stark: [tries to shush her] What are you doing up, little miss?
Morgan Stark: Shit.
Tony Stark: No, we don't say that. Only mommy says that. She coined it, it belongs to her.
Morgan Stark: Why are you up?
Tony Stark: Cause I got very important sh*t going on here, what do you think? No. I got, I got something on my mind.
Tony Stark: I got, I got something on my mind.
Morgan Stark: Was it juice pops?
Tony Stark: Sure it was. That's extortion, that's the word. What kind do you want? Great minds think alike. Juice pops, exactly was on my mind.

Yeah, we're all loads of stubborn.

Why the long face? Let me guess: he turned into a baby?

I dream about you. Because it's always you.

What we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that?