The Avengers Quotes

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
[Hulk smashes Loki multiple times]
Hulk: Puny god.

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!

Following is not really my style.

We have hulk.

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you.

Finally, someone who speaks English.

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

I'm not overly fond of what follows.

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

I don't get always what I want.

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

[to Bruce] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.

Thor: We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?
Loki: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!
Thor: So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under MY protection, Loki!
Loki: And you're doing a marvelous job with that! The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?
Thor: You think yourself above them?
Loki: Well, yes.
Thor: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill.
Loki: I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odin's Son, in my exile, I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...
Thor: Who showed you this power? Who controls the would be king?
Loki: I am a king.
Thor: Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this pointless dream! You come home.

Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out.

Agent Phil Coulson: [on phone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was.

Steve Rogers: Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony.
Tony Stark: Right, I've heard that before.
Steve Rogers: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
Tony Stark: We are not SOLDIERS! I am not marching to Fury's fife!
Steve Rogers: Neither am I! He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does. But right now we've got to put that behind us and get this done.

What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.
Tony Stark: Apparently I am volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Steve Rogers: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You are not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
Tony Stark: I think I would just cut the wire.
Steve Rogers: Always a way out... You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
Tony Stark: A hero? Like you? You're a lab rat, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!
Steve Rogers: Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.

Tony Stark: [Covering one eye] How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.

Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

You people are so petty and tiny.

Tony Stark: What's the stat, Rogers?
Steve Rogers: [looking at the Helicarrier] It seems to be powered by some sort of electricity!
Tony Stark: ...well, you're not wrong.

Raise the mizzenmast! Jib the topsails!

Tony Stark: You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top 10 floors all R&D, you will love it. It's candyland.
Bruce Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke... Harlem.

Hawkeye: [to Iron Man] Want to give me a lift?
Iron Man: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.
Captain America: Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow them down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.
Captain America: You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk?
Captain America: And Hulk? Smash!

Loki: Kneel!
Steve Rogers: Not today.

Steve Rogers: Word is you can find the cube.
Bruce Banner: Is that the only word on me?
Steve Rogers: Only word I care about.

Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Take care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Tony Stark: Make a move, Reindeer Games...
[Loki surrenders]
Tony Stark: Good move.
Steve Rogers: Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark: Captain.

Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.

Well, I got his attention. What the hell was step two?

An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence? Historically, not awesome.

No hard feelings, Point Break. You've got a mean swing. (to thor)

I'm not the one who's out of time.

When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

Tony Stark: That is the point. That's Loki's point! He hit us all right where we live. Why?
Steve Rogers: To tear us apart.
Tony Stark: Yeah, divide and conquer is great, but he knows he has to take us out to win, right? That's what he wants. He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience.
Steve Rogers: Right. I caught his act at Stuttgart.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that was just previews. This is - this is opening night. And Loki, he's a full tilt diva, right? He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered...
Tony Stark: Sonofabitch!

Steve Rogers: Stark, are you seeing any of this?
Tony Stark: Seeing, still working on believing.

You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys.

Steve Rogers: Stark? We got him.
Tony Stark: Banner...?
Steve Rogers: Just like you said.
Tony Stark: Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you.
Natasha Romanoff: I - I don't see how that's a party.

Steve Rogers: We have orders, we should follow them.
Tony Stark: Following's not really my style.
Steve Rogers: And you're all about style, aren't you?
Tony Stark: Of the people in this room, which one is A - wearing a spangly outfit and B - not of use?

Steve Rogers: I don't like it.
Tony Stark: What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
Steve Rogers: I don't remember it being ever that easy. This guy packs a wallop.
Tony Stark: Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?
Steve Rogers: What?
Tony Stark: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle.
Steve Rogers: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.
Tony Stark: Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.

Tony Stark: Cap, pull the lever!
Steve Rogers: I need a minute here!
Tony Stark: Lever. Now!

Thor: You speak of control, yet you court chaos.
Bruce Banner: It's his M.O., isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're... we're a time-bomb.
Nick Fury: You need to step away.
Tony Stark: Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam?
Steve Rogers: You know damn well why! Back off!
Tony Stark: Oh, I'm starting to want you to make me.

Steve Rogers: Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.
Thor: I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes!
Steve Rogers: Then prove it! Put the hammer down.
Tony Stark: Umm, yeah, no! Bad call, he loves his hammer!

You want me to put the hammer down?

You speak of control, yet you court chaos.

Thor: We on Asgard pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe.
Agent Phil Coulson: Like what?
Thor: The Bilgesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?
Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so.
Thor: They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.