Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Pretend time's been going on long enough.Dr. Gregory House: I don't have a medical license. All I can do is pretend.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And I'm going to have payroll send over some pretend checks starting tomorrow.
Martha Masters: House has opened up an internship.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You do realize if you take it. He'll probably end up firing you again.Martha Masters: He's always hired me back.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And he'll continue mocking and insulting you- whatever chance you get.Martha Masters: It's certainly toughened me up. You're trying to get me to say good things about him.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: NO! I'm trying to make you make your own decision and leave me alone. Working with House is great - and it sucks - often simultaneously. Most people can't work in that environment. Question is: can you?
Dr. Gregory House: You're a P.I. who can't lie?Lucas Douglas: I can lie. I'm just not all that good at it.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe this is House's way of telling you to talk to her.Dr. Robert Chase: Sure. How was your day, honey? By the way, I killed someone.