Ransom Drysdale : That's some heavy-duty conjecture.Walt Thrombey : Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading.Ransom Drysdale : Up your ass.
Meg Thrombey : Oh, very nice!Ransom Drysdale :Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that?Ransom Drysdale : Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... dfinitely eat shit...Ransom Drysdale : I got to do this more often.
You have a regurgitative reaction to mistruths.
Marta Cabrera : I've never been to a will reading before.Benoit Blanc : You'd think it'd be like a game show, but think of a community production of a tax return.